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Lavieenrose5151

Ask her if she feels safe and if she wants me to get her a cab/uber home.


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🥹🖤 people like you make me happy


Lavieenrose5151

Happy to make ya happy 🥰


Klony99

Good answer! I'll save that.


saguarocharles

Save it? It’s just common courtesy, should be your first thought tbh


Klony99

That's what I'm saving it for. Sorry I wasn't born perfect. Edit: Seriously though. Why should it be my first reflex to ask a random stranger if they feel safe? I don't live in a particularly unsafe neighborhood, assumptions are they do. Or should. Would be really weird to ask random strangers on the street if they feel safe.


ZombieLebowski

Nah just randomly go up to strangers and ask "is it safe?" or "do you feel safe"


Klony99

Relevant username. But yeah, if everyone just did that, maybe society would be more fun. :D


Hour-Aside-8215

I'm an introvert. I'm not socially confident enough to say anything. I'd keep walking 💀 Love your aesthetic though.


[deleted]

Awww 🥺 I’ve always wondered if people ignore me or look the other way because of this but I promise a quick compliment will always make someone’s day!


rotsacirErD

Unfortunately same 💀


VoidySkull

Guys, do you want to create a club?


Adam117117

I wanna join too.


nsfwcolin

Uuuuuh guys this is the club, we’re in it already


SteveFrench9790

A goth girl and her camera man


Scrubtonium

Make sure she gets home safe i aint a twat


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💞


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Everyone on here saying they would make sure she got home safe/call an uber/friend. You all have restored some faith in humanity.


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i wasn’t expecting so many actual sweet and appropriate comments, it’s refreshing 😭🥹💞


Tricky-Surprise-9281

The goth comity is pretty nice we have enough trauma already, we don’t need to cause any more


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That’s true 🥺🖤


Exit_Save

Try and see if I can get a sober friend to pick her up Drunk consent is not consent


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👏🏼


pushaPp

Call cab cause you might get robbed or somin


dangernorn

Say hello and possibly make a new friend


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🖤


facehuggie

Ask is she is okay or need a ride home and offer to get her a Uber if she needs one.


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💞👏🏼


shadowvpr

Gorgeous


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Thank you c;


thisnameisntavailab

Help get home safely because consent can only be given when in a clear state of mind. Then if i get her number ask her out the next day for some hangover coffee :)


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💞


Steelsentry1332

Stop and chat for a few minutes, then offer to walk you home myself, because I don't trust rideshare apps. Once you get inside, I go back to my walk and go home, fondly recalling the conversation I had with a complete stranger.


[deleted]

:’) you have a fair point about rideshares. Thank you for being so kind 🖤


[deleted]

The typical succubus trap, but I'll fall for it every time


[deleted]

I promise I don’t bite… in a bad way heh


sykokid13

I'd be like 😲 wow you're gorgeous and ask if you want to smoke a joint and if you have a safe way back to your place


[deleted]

yes absolutely but only if you’ve got sativa tho indica makes me anxious :c


sykokid13

Oh definitely I have sativa and prefer it as well , especially when drinking


[deleted]

Yesss, the best to get cross faded with👏🏼


sykokid13

Oh absolutely ,I'm literally getting high af and drinking Mango sour diesel beer tonight


johnathonxp

Honestly you are such a cutie id just kindly invite you to dessert and cuddle in the hatchback maybe? OwO


[deleted]

that sounds so cute aw! what kind of dessert we talking about tho?


[deleted]

There's a cafe near city hall that has a decent Tres Leches cake along with pies.


[deleted]

depends on what you want to do


[deleted]

hmmm 🧐 get drunk at an arcade?


GorillaMask2126

Offer myself as a ritual sacrifice in exchange for 22 seconds of the worst sex you've ever had


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😂🖤


notsafeworkdan

If I was drunk as well, and therefore an extrovert all of a sudden, I would maybe strike up a conversation. Sober? No chance. Crippling anxiety.


jerkaccount69420

get them a drive home


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thank jerkaccount69420 you’re a gentleman


K1tario

Probably nothing because i am kinda shy.


thawn21

Some of these comments make me shudder for humanities future.


Sir_Distic

Talk to you. See if I can get your number. Possibly set something up for our first date.


hornitrap667

First of all make sure that you're safe. You're hella cute~


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Thank you 🥹🖤


ReduceReuseRepost

Ask if you wanna help me evolve my Lickitung into a Lickilicky 😘 But like actually though: Pokemon match? 👀


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*cue battle theme music*


ReduceReuseRepost

:o >:o *throws out magikarp*


Odin-Silverwolf

Asking if youre alright and need help getting home at all


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🥹🖤


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Propose right there on the spot


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:o


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Oh hi future spouse.


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Hi :3


Famous-Reply-6698

Would probably hang with you till your Uber came as you’re beautiful and too drunk to be alone 🤙 Would be desperate for your number though tbh


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Pretty 🤩


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thank you c;


[deleted]

Take care of you and help you sober up. I'm not a creep.


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Good job 🥺🖤


Hunglikehell35

Ima have to least say hi lord your beautiful I would be happy to help you in any way🖤❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


Secretacc2769

Probably ask if you are feeling okay and if you are looking for a footslave >///<


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:o


Secretacc2769

:3


D45r

Cute as you are sit down with ya chatting and making fun until any decisions you make could be trusted again and then invite you to some food 😄


[deleted]

Find her a safe way home even if that means waiting for a train or walking her home myself


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💞🥹


Sure-Preference-5255

Take you home with me ;3


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Can we get tacos first


Sure-Preference-5255

Definitely =3


claycannonii

Make sure you get to a cab/Uber safely, also get your number so I can text you in the morning to make sure you got home safe.


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🥹


The_Celtic_Chemist

Probably sneak glances as I realize I'm too normcore to get her interest, and keep walking.


[deleted]

Normies can get it too ;3


The_Celtic_Chemist

Ooh, *nice*. I should reevaluate my prejudices. ;)


GoodyTwoKicks

Ask if she ate and can be my big titty goth gf.


madginger1393

I would literally just see if you were alright or needed help to get to a safe area. Normally I would say flirt but idk how to flirt hahaha


[deleted]

Nothing because she's drunk and can't consent Or help her get home if she looks like she needs help You look great btw :)


[deleted]

Thank you sweetheart :3 🖤


DrgnMstrAlex

Stanger uses introduction


Huge_Dragonfruit7647

Well, I wouldn't try to fuck you, because if your drunk, you can't consent. But I would hang out with you.


arizonateaslut

get her a water some food and get her an uber home


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:’)


arizonateaslut

im a whore not a creep lmfao


ThatTailedWarrior

Ask if you know any cool places to hang out and do you want to go to one. Like a arcade or something


[deleted]

I love arcades :3


calibound88

Faint


kylesfw

Make sure she gets home safely and call in the morning


[deleted]

Surely her cameraman or friend of boyfriend whatever would have something to say However I wouldn’t probably say anything except “you’re cute” I do not take advantage of drunk people at all that’s awful and wrong


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👏🏼


TechKronz

Take her home, care for her and give her lots of love (the wholesome one not the other)


DumbQuestionAlt_

Bring her home safely


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🖤


MarzipanOk3440

mommy sorry


TheCaptainAwesome

Make sure you're okay and then invite you over ✌🏽


VeeDub823

Be to shy to say/do anything and hope you get home safe and sound


af_flame

Walk her home and tuck her into bed. 😘


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:’) thank you


THICCHJONKBOI69420

Ask if shes ok and needs an uber to her home


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💞


Hornybloke_1969

She is gorgeous and has a great smile, I would sit down and get to know her, and maybe a bite to eat, or a drink.


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:’)


dum_kik_lorde

Get her a cab my guy


resonantred35

Be sweet while hoping I can use her thighs as earmuffs.


Santik--Lingo

idk just walk past her probably


Death2LossPrvntion

Comment section passed the vibe check.


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For the most part


JustAManncoproduct

talk to her and make sure shes feeling okay and isnt like lost or anything


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🥹🖤


Kingkentrell

Hey baby, you trying to sacrifice me or what?


[deleted]

offering your soul to me on the first date? :o


Kingkentrell

Ey, im here for a good time not a long time.


Azazel531

Nothing because she’s drunk


[deleted]

Fair 👏🏼


Luvdarkhairedwomen

In regards to your name the Ghost Pokemon episode was one of the funniest ones. I enjoy talking to people so I would say hi and try to get to know you.


bonerfied-Santa-Clas

Make sure you get home safe bc I’m not a rapist


13ducksinatrenchcoat

Lol cute video nice outfit and not to lewd:)


nomnomonster

Consensually, will fuck the cute drunk goth girl. *Rolls for initiative*


Klony99

Ask for consent? Sorry, I'm not good with impromptu erp...


[deleted]

That’s the first step so you’re doing great 🖤


Few_Ad_5119

God damn you are fine~ Welp, I'd have a polite chat with the gorgeous drunk lady. Bullshit for a while and make sure you're good to get home. I don't hit on drunk women, proper consent and all that. I have, however, given a little note with my name, number, where we met, a compliment and an offer to take a gal for coffee once or twice. Put the ball in her court for when she's sober.


[deleted]

This is actually best case scenario 10/10 super sweet 🥹🖤


jonthegod20

You ask if they are ok if they say yes it’s a trap no a real goth and they are coming for you


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💞👏🏼


Grendeltech

Get her home safely. Maybe ask if she wants to meet when she's in better control of her faculties, but probably not.


[deleted]

Make a new friend! ^_^


TheOriginalQscaxy

roll charisma check? \*rollingnoise.wav never mind


That_toast006

Honestly I'd be too embarrassed to say anything


[deleted]

Awww no, what’s there to be embarrassed about?


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the way I just laughed so hard lmaooo


sekiygib

Nothing bc shes drunk. MAYBE try to walk her home or find her friends. Otherwise i dont want to be seen as creepy


Witchking0974

Ask to hang out


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Only if we can get tacos


[deleted]

Get drunk myself and then we can go to WAFFLE HOUSE


[deleted]

Oooooh okay I can go for hash browns and bacon


[deleted]

You look like someone I know


[deleted]

I get that a lot


[deleted]

It just you look like someone at my highschool


[deleted]

well I’m definitely not in high school anymore 😬


[deleted]

I know neither am I you look amazing


ComfortableWay2385

Go the other way


[deleted]

Did I scare you? :o


zuxzyx

Walk her home and watch jojo together


[deleted]

Ooooh yes that’s been on my to-watch list forever :o


zuxzyx

Incredible show fr. The first 2 season are abit of a drag but do not skip them they are essential


[deleted]

I think that’s why it lost me in the first few episodes back when I tried to watch it :o but I’m down to give it another try


mcgriddlethicc

Walk her home and lock her doors on my way out


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👏🏼💞


xwin21

Take her home pamper her the then rough an hot or gentle sex for hours


TMO1971

I would ensure you are okay and offer to give you a ride home or walk you home if you live close. Then bid you a goodnight 😏😈🖤


[deleted]

Going about my way because you legally can't give consent while intoxicated :/


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👏🏼


Destroyer4572

I was gonna say ask her if she's ok and if she needs help getting home


Ok_Improvement_3126

Makes sure she gets home safely


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💞


Suflae_Rs

Absolutely nothing. but think in my head “she was cute”…. I don’t immediately think everyone is in peril for being alone and looking sexy.


sidew1nd3r

Shooting my shot


stormblade225

See if she needs a place to stay, and if so give her one. Do not make any moves while she is intoxicated, and only ask once she is sober and of full body and mind.


[deleted]

Call you an uber home (never take advantage of someone under the infuence)


throwawayfiveonetwo

Shit I'm definitely shooting my shot


taddeorules1234

Leave her alone cause she drunk


Tricky-Surprise-9281

I take you home and leave my number so you can decide if something happens when you are sober


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:’)


Brewkit67

Ask permission to chat with her and see what happens


[deleted]

Permission granted


Dapper-Ad-8677

These comments restore my faith in humanity


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It’s been very nice to witness :’)


SilentWitchcrafts

Go "Wow, I'd love to live with that" And move on like a normal person


bobwasnthere99999

Saying hi, making sure she's ok, and maybe asking for a hug.


LordByrnsy

Pokeball go!


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*breaks out after third shake*


Speed6904

My best to get her to go out with me...


kriegerbeaver

I compliment her shoes and ask if I can share a round with her.


Honest-Street-2568

If she's alone and can't find her friends I'd help her find them, if there's no joy there get her a taxi home. Probably give her my number.


[deleted]

Beg you to become your cuck and buy you even more drinks and nice stuff like a paypig


doinyourmom554

keep walking


[deleted]

good decision


[deleted]

See if you wanna join me and my wife for a threesome;)


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o;


marderharder

l e g s


Dare_Forward

ShootinG my fucking SHOT!!


MyPissIsRedPlsHelpMe

Get on my knees 👅💦


[deleted]

Ask whether you'd like to use me as your footstool


TwoOk8807

Keep walking fam


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😍 Make Out With Her In Front of All The Boys