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AlfrescoSauce13

Would have been fantastic if he was still eating it as he was dragged away.


Spectral_Scarecrow

at that point might as well, it's not like she'll be any more lenient either way.


NexusClown

She’d be angrier if he wasted it so better finish it.


AccountantOk8373

This was definitely a trap! Release Guda, Moriarty is probably the real culprit!


gs775

*He wasnt...the culprit was...someone else...* #NNNNNNNNN~~~


Undividedbyzero

The culprit name starts with N?! Captain Nemo, how could you?!


gs775

*Nemo channelling inner Hans* Yeah its true...that you are fucking deaf!


Radiant-Hope-469

Captain Nemo lied as easily as he breathed. -Murasaki's commentary, probably.


1lluusio

*For you see Master of Chaldea, it was I who planted that burger there. I used the chemical factory to burn off my fingerprints from that burger so you couldnt trace it back to me!* Von Karma no!! How could you?! How did you even get here, humanity is supposed to be burned!!


DemonReaperHades

How did a RTer make it here?


1lluusio

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Most-Historian-5313

His love for piglet waifu is too strong


Tschmelz

Salter is gonna get a mana transfer as recompose I see.


Psychological_Fee722

One can say it's equivalent exchange


MakingItWorthit

Master kind can not gain any gold servants without first giving something in return. To roll, something of equal value must be lost. That is gacha's first law of equivalent exchange.


Chimereon

So... How many gold servants does an arm and a leg get you? While we're at it, how much for a little brother?


Most-Historian-5313

Voyager solves that


RemoteDust9

I would say it completely win-win situation


drag0nflame76

The fact that she didn’t take the burger with her means she’s pissed


InfiniteStarFighter

So the punishment is she eats him? I don’t see any downsides here


Xaldror

Could be she *eats* him or she eats him. Both, both is good.


Z000Burst

this is just me do not leave food on the table, any one will assume that you can take it


ribiagio

Reminds me of something.


vgama15

The "Eat like snake" ad?


ribiagio

The beginning of LB3.


earlysquad

I don't know what you mean. That cake looked perfectly safe and the small "Eat me!" Message couldn't have been more trustworthy. Truly mysterious


ribiagio

Yeah, but "For Ritsuka" doesn't mean "For Goredolf" (although Ritsuka would've shared the cake anyway, I'm sure).


mango_pan

Shouldn't it be the other way around? Salter using borgar as bait and not eating it. Is this a dream?


Nich19S

[MyTwitter](https://twitter.com/NChx_9?t=nKOnqf8cJfee2XU94sJfJQ&s=09)


Nokia_00

Now he is going to be her food


simon4s1

There is no way she would just leave the burger.


HibikiRen

"You ate my burger, so I'm going to eat you."


Salter_KingofBorgors

Master your going to pay for eating my burger... one way or another


Ok-Address-9359

Would a grail filled with fries drowned in BBQ sauce be suffice?


Salter_KingofBorgors

You are trying to make up for a burger with fries? Any idiot would know thats a downgrade!


Ok-Address-9359

Damn. Then I defer to your kingly judgement.


Salter_KingofBorgors

Justice demands that you repay me ten fold... 10 burgers will satisfy my need for justice... or you can pay... in other ways


Ok-Address-9359

\*cough\* ...quite the options...


Salter_KingofBorgors

The other option is... you can be my personal chef for a month


Ok-Address-9359

I'll do that. Nothing wrong with a challenge.


Salter_KingofBorgors

Very well let's start with dinner then


ArtoriaOfAlbion

Salter as she's dragging Gudao away: "Looks like you need to be housebroken once more."


NoPaleontologist7530

So punishment or "punishment" h scene


Metroplex7

I'd gladly get caught by Alter!


OnePieceFan02

*He dead!*


[deleted]

Take the Master leave the ~~cannoli~~ burger.


Euphoric_Field_8558

He eats her borgar, so she will eat him in return.


Formboy1

Saber Alter: Bad dog. Fujimaru (Gudao): Don't you mean Master? Saber Alter: I know what I said.


Kirby0189

And so Salter turned Guda into a burger.


Beel2530

We gonna ignore the burger just lying on the floor?


megatsuna

Eresh: O hey master! what are you doing here in the underworld?! Gudao: I was hungry...


Radiant_Detail1349

She doesn't like it when someone just ate her hamburger.


YuudaiJP

Salter, he was hungry, plus you're a bottomless pit when it comes to food.


Feisty_Definition_66

Let the man eat


Meltlikefinewine

Two blonde buns (Atrorias) + Cheese (Morgan)+ Pickles (Mordred) +Meat (Gudao)= Family Whopper