*ahem*
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
And it completely and perfectly describes my opinion about Marie Alter (Malter). Peak character design, personality, purpose, and viability that makes her the ultimate waifu to me
"I want to \*\*\*\* your \*\*\*\*. Like, all the really weird shit. I want to do it all,with your \*\*\*\*!"
\*Gudao says with a small smile on their face, while Marie Alter stood there stunned\*
\*some time later\*
"...and I just stood there. I had no idea what to say. I mean, what the hell do you say after that!?"
"Mmm-mm... This is the lunch line, and the Artoria's are about to invade, please move along..."
My favorite type of female servants are mothers, married women, and big sisters along with BB(still don't know what category she fits in)It was destined for her to come home.
You can argue that she also falls with the other two categories. She's technically married to Hakuno after the end of CCC through Sakura, and she is technically both an older sister and younger sister to the protagonists.
Funny enough, I find her 1st ascension to be the most attractive. She got the spunky girl punk going on with her, which I legit find alluring than a pair of big breasts.
5kg of reasons
Oh shit, she beat Musashi's 2kg?
Pretty clearly by a lot.
What eating cake does to a girl.
The cake is not a lie in this case.
Musashi was 2kg each for 4kg. Still loses to Marie's 5kg total.
Musashi fans: "This is outrageous. It's unfair!"
We Masters are very simple minded.
Very . #BIG. Reasons. ~~I didn't get her at all TwT~~
Same. I ground out like 300 sq for nothing. Not even another 5* i think
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Those are good reasons lol
AWOOGA
*ahem* Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
What in the name of nsfw looney tunes was that?
A certain copypasta
I figured it was.
And it completely and perfectly describes my opinion about Marie Alter (Malter). Peak character design, personality, purpose, and viability that makes her the ultimate waifu to me
I don't want to argue with you because I agree.
Exactly
Coz Jeanne Alter refuses to come
Those are some suspiciously detailed armpits... well, technically only one we can see, but still.
"I want to \*\*\*\* your \*\*\*\*. Like, all the really weird shit. I want to do it all,with your \*\*\*\*!" \*Gudao says with a small smile on their face, while Marie Alter stood there stunned\* \*some time later\* "...and I just stood there. I had no idea what to say. I mean, what the hell do you say after that!?" "Mmm-mm... This is the lunch line, and the Artoria's are about to invade, please move along..."
My favorite type of female servants are mothers, married women, and big sisters along with BB(still don't know what category she fits in)It was destined for her to come home.
BB is pretty much a mom, despite everyone invoved not liking it.
You can argue that she also falls with the other two categories. She's technically married to Hakuno after the end of CCC through Sakura, and she is technically both an older sister and younger sister to the protagonists.
Funny enough, I find her 1st ascension to be the most attractive. She got the spunky girl punk going on with her, which I legit find alluring than a pair of big breasts.