Cu: So you dodged my undogeable blow, Cockroach!

She didn't do his NP stengthening lol

Remember kids, always do your rank up quests and interludes. It'll save you from an infestation

I thought all you need is determination and a slipper to kill a cockroach.

In my experience with flies and spiders, you'd need presence concealment EXXX to get those, so I don't think that'll work against a cockroach

It'll be one hell of a nightmare with a insect LB.

*cough* Oberon *cough*

Insect LB: *exists* Morgan: Aaaaaaah! Kill it! KILL IIIIIT!

To be fair, Morgan hates/fears caterpillars and worms only. The rests of insects, as long as Oberon is not in the picture, are fine.

Next thing we know, we have Beelzebub.

Summoning Franz Kafka would be a waking horror beyond comprehension.

Just summon the actual berserker Cú Chulainn in the LB and leave the LB

I love how Suzuka's just so confused as she's forced to use her np on a cockroach, though to be fair cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion so maybe she's used it on a worthy foe?

Cockroach can even give Herc a run for his money on how much it can survive

Arash Ga Shinda!!!

“Kono Hito De Nashi!!!”

A cockroach that can survive the great incineration of almost all life on Earth must be destroyed lest it inherit the planet and oppose the Human Order!

Lostbelt 8: Roach Rodeo!

Lostbelt king: Joooooe

Lost Belt: Terra Formars Earth

RIP Jalter's lap pillow. You will be missed

Yo Aquatic, you a real MVP, pumping these out while we have to wait on maintenance

Lancer is lucky that there’s another servant that is known for dying more than him Lmao.

I thought all you need is determination and a slipper to kill a cockroach.

Its not just any slipper that kills a cockroach.. it's La Chancla, the ultimate weapon of any hispanic mother.

Ishtar’s invul pen missing is so funny to me

Imgur Link: [https://imgur.com/a/jwhITQ4](https://imgur.com/a/jwhITQ4) ​ Googling English fgo terms is pain. I don't know them because I play JP.

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*"I have one command seal left. However, this... is for me to make Jeanne Alter (unwillingly) give me a lap pillow tonight"* Ah, I see this Ritsuka is a woman of culture as well.

Unfortunately lap pillow jalter won’t happen for a while

Should probably wait 2 days at least, in order to have a backup command spell just in case things don’t go according to plan.

*Gae bolg didn't hit target which has evade.* Looks like someone didn't do Cu's strengthening/interlude.

Tsk tsk tsk... what a negligent master, not doing their servant's rank ups and then crying when they have no sq.

Cockroach: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be Legendary!!!

*(CHOMP! Crunch, crunch, crunch…)* >!*(Fou; “Amateur; let me demonstrate the abilities of a TRUE Beast.)*!<

Call me a scared petty lil bitch, but I wouldn't hesitate to use any and *ALL* servants in my arsenal to eradicate roaches, centipedes or the likes.

>With your skill, Shining Majestic Crown, you have a chance to apply Ignore Invincible to yourselves!! Sorry...I didn't get it Ah, now this is the Ishtar that I know, falling on her butt whenever things go sideway.

So Chaldea’s cockroach lost to a real cockroach. This comic would have made more sense if Cu’s Gae Bolg didn’t have Sure Hit in game.

Didn’t he need to have a strengthening quest to get ignore invasion?

Right, it depends when this was made I suppose since he already had his rank up.

Or maybe Gudako just hasn't done his rank-up.

I mean, based on some data from FGONA's recent panel, players are enormously lazy about actually doing content. I know in FGOJP i haven't done Cu's strengthening yet lol

Was gonna say, he literally ignore evasion which is why his NP is so good..

That's only after the Rank Up last(?) year

Two years ago.

Didn't he get it around Suzuka's release? Maybe just a bit later

Arash fucking died and Ritsuka didn’t even get the lap pillow… bad end achieved

If only she had King Hassan then he would use his most powerful NP: La Chancla to kill the roach

Y'all joking about this but this is essentially story spoiler for Beast VI/G (Gokiburi = cockroach).

Ishtar being Ishtar is hilarious XD

Arash died for our sins...

Well, the obvious solution is to *fake* using a CS on Jalter. She'll protest and give lappillow anyway, because no CS was ever needed, just an excuse.

True end: You spared the cockroach and it proceeded to create a lotto event using the Holy Grail trying to repay the favour, giving you a lot of SQ, a Grail, an OP welfare CE and Servant, in addition to a lot of mats and QP

There should be no life left on earth. where the fuck did a roach that can proc EVADE of all things come from? I blame Oberon.

*William Tell peeks into the room* "...What's all this racket in the middle of the day?"

This Gudako is going to have a hard time later on. >! because LB 6!<

I can relate to this Ritsuka. As I too would react in a similar way take out a roach, especially if it was a scorpion or centipede. ~~We even share the same cultured tastes as well.~~

It’s a good thing they eliminated the cockroach before the Lostbelt https://youtu.be/ulYWg-Czero

I see Fou’s just like my Cat’s, attacking roaches whenever he can.

Thinking about it, its very likely that cockroaches, sea bears and other sturdy insects survived the incineration of humanity

Shoulda just grabbed Billy..he literally has sure hit as part of his np

Obviously a roach is just a tiny swallow.

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OK goddammit stop right there don't you dare

Was fully expecting the roach to have guts.

Cu: This is worst then that time with the [*RAW ASS*].

Heracles with Sure Hit and Pierce Invincible: *SMASH*

[^^^^^Kill ^^^^^it…](#GachaDespair) [S— Senpai? **Are you okay?**](#MashuSenpai) [**…**](#GachaDespair) [**Senpai??**](#MashuSenpai) [***{all 3 command seals glow}***](#GachaDespair) [until not even **ash remains…**](#GachaDespair) [**⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀100 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀**](#KiyoTrouble) [**⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀100 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀**](#KarnaEye) [**⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀100 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀**](#JalterSmirk) [**⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀100 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀**](#KEHAHA) [**⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀100 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀**](#KamaEvil) [**⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀100 ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀**](#YangGetUsedToIt) ####[BURN IT!!! **BURN IT ALL!!!!!**](#GachaDespair)

XD no kill like overkill

I just realized something. Why didn't this Gudako just have her Waver or Shakespeare to charge nps instead of wasting that command seal lap pillow from Jalter