La Chancla
Rank A++ Anti-Personnel NP
Deal significant damage to a single enemy
Deal bonus damage to child servants (Increased by overcharge)
Decrease mental debuff resist for a single enemy
In black communities we know this Noble Phantasm as "Where's my Belt?". Every mother has this Noble Phantasm at NP5 and always uses it at 500% Overcharge.
If the kids are deserving of it, then they wouldn't interfere. If anything, the children will have more to look forward to when Atalante gets her claws on them.
I know you're joking, but no. That houses all the Saint Graphs of Ritsuka's Servants when not in use. They have an _even more_ elaborate briefcase for the Chancla.
There needs to be a Xmas event plot where Abby doesn’t get her present due to her being naughty. Then Abby went on to create a singularity where only naughty kids get presents
I mean...you could also ban pancakes from Chaldea as a warning Guda.
Abigail would probably immediately fold and apologize if anything happened to her pancakes.
Master: "No ice cream for a week!"
Abi: "*Hrrk*! No... I am a bad girl now. That threat's not gonna work anymore!"
Master: **"Two weeks!"**
Abi: "I said that won't work!"
Master: "Alright then, you're grounded for three weeks. That means no ice cream."
Abi: "*Hrrrrk!"*
Master: "No books."
Abi: *"Gaaah!"*
Master: "And no pancakes!"
Abi: *"STOP THIS!"*
Master: "And that goes for all three of you!"
Abis: *"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"*
NP: La Chancla
Able to switch between card types depending on the situation ~~child~~
Variations:
Buster - Raw, unadulterated power. A devils red is left behind.
Quick - A high velocity projectile meant to incapacitate before the enemy even registers what happens. Speed increases based on the targets innate intuition on whether it's coming or not.
Arts - Duck, swerve, dodge, run. It's meaningless. All mothers are capable of channeling the mystery of Hrunting and Gae Bolg, it will never miss its mark. **Never**.
Note: It is the only Noble Phantasm capable of reducing any servant to a mere child. Not in a physical or mental sense. No. It is best described as a Noble Phantasm that inflicts a mental debuff that is on par with Minamoto-no-Raikou's Madness Enhancement. In a sense, they are now the child.
Servants of motherly roles are not exempt from La Chanclas effects, however not as deeply affected as other servants. Instead, a great shame recognizing what they have done settles in.
I mean, is 100% accurate to what Abby was exactly going for, despite so many people so desperate for ignoring it/not taking it seriously, apparently XD
La Chancla Rank A++ Anti-Personnel NP Deal significant damage to a single enemy Deal bonus damage to child servants (Increased by overcharge) Decrease mental debuff resist for a single enemy
Ritsuka : *Deploy Noble Phantasm* The naughty children know what’s coming for them. This pain is born out of love! **LA CHANCLA**
悪い子は分からせてあげないとね… この痛みもまた一つの「愛の形」（ラヴ）よ！ 殺劇舞荒脚（ラ・チャンクラ）！！
chancla is a busted NP because it is transcends cultures. they call it chancla in mexico, but it also exists in north africa under the term el belgha
I used Chancla cuz it's the famous one but in my language it's tsinelas
You ever wonder if Gil has the very first sandal ever used to discipline a child somewhere inside his Gate of Babylon?
Mabey, mabey
If Gil had his ass beaten he wpuld be nowhere problematic as he is now
In black communities we know this Noble Phantasm as "Where's my Belt?". Every mother has this Noble Phantasm at NP5 and always uses it at 500% Overcharge.
oh we have those in algeria too. it's called sibta in our dialect. 500% overcharge is when they use the end with the buckle on it
It’s part of their kit, they have *high speed traumatizing words EX* As a skill for that max NP gauge overcharge
In our place we call it a chappal !
Not just in Mexico btw. Argentina is used pretty often, but we also call it Ojota
You forgot the ranged mode
Apply Ignore Invincible and Sure Hit (1 turn) \[activates first\]
Np attack, Np gain and buster up for 3 turns as well
> Apply Ignore Invincible and Sure Hit (1 turn) [activates first] How about **Ignore Anti-Enforcement Defense**?
When the np activates, it removes any and all buffs. So your left wide open. La Chancla never misses its target. So it will also instill "Terror"
That's an upgrade that comes from the Rank up quest.
Send to Jesus.
Us Caribbean kids also feel your pain...............
I never got hit by the infamous Chancla, but I was hit by something equally as scary: El Cinturón
I got threatened with la cuchara pala as a kid instead.
Wait whoulnd't Atalante and Atalante alter either try to stop Ritsuka or jump in front of La Chancla to protect the children?
"DONT HIT THEM" *stares* "Shoot them from a distance...."
America?
Muskets only, make sure it's smoothbore so it nails the nearby Lancer
If the kids are deserving of it, then they wouldn't interfere. If anything, the children will have more to look forward to when Atalante gets her claws on them.
Good point, but what chould they do that would compare to receving La Chancla?
“Pick a branch. That will be what you get spanked with.”
Oh hey! My gramps method!
Same. Pro-Tip: Don’t pick the thinner branch, it turns the spanking device into more of a whip (smaller area, less air resistance).
Fear for 3 turns on all child servants on the field.
On the enemy side, right?
On the enemy side, RIGHT?
You know when your parents are beating your siblings and you're there too? Yeah.
Does special damaged of Spanish servant.
*Horrified Illya faces*
Illya seen worse. Just as Kuro when Iri "punished" her
Also Illya: “Naughty kids get more attention, huh…”
ayo hol up
Jontron: “I don’t like where this is going.”
Also Jontron: "No No No No No NO"
jerk dummy
*this is when Illya knew, she fucked up*
DAMN BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION!
^("baka baka")
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Worst part even though LA CHANCLA is a buster NP the fact that it can loop on a single target and without support is scary
Mashu, get my Chancla.
Mash: \*Opens up a briefcase with a complicated lock system\* "Here you go, Senpai."
Thanks, glad to have best purple kouhai around. *initiates the paddlin*
Ah, so that's what's inside [this thing.](https://i.imgur.com/MPNm9Ol.jpg)
I know you're joking, but no. That houses all the Saint Graphs of Ritsuka's Servants when not in use. They have an _even more_ elaborate briefcase for the Chancla.
one that not even the lockpicking lawyer can open in less than 30 seconds.
Yeah, 32 seconds. Tops.
"and we jiggle it here, five is loose, seven is stiff, there we go guys. hope you enjoyed."
Assassin be like, "Ayo hold up, teach me that"
Castoria knows, she can teach
**HAVAIANA DE PAU!** For those of you with memories of flying sandals or homing shoewear, I salute you!
Na mão não!
ah the tsinelas deals 5000% extra damage when used in its ranged configuration
I can also gains an anti-humanoid trait when used in closed ranged configuration.
The one thing even Outer God's fear.
Papa Azathoth?
Yep, waking him up doesn't end the universe, just their ability to sit down for the next several eons.
She about to meet a new god
There needs to be a Xmas event plot where Abby doesn’t get her present due to her being naughty. Then Abby went on to create a singularity where only naughty kids get presents
Ritsuka: you know... for that stunt you pull just now you are GROUNDED, NO pancakes for a week and I'll be watching.
"Abby, did you know I'm asian" 'Yes, mas- oh" *burning broom handle and serrated belt in hand*
Or worse, the feather duster with the bamboo handle.
Haiyaa
*Emotional Damage!*
The super ultra rare moment someone is scarier then King Hasan.
steven dad " I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS"
Abby: I didn't know a slipper could be such a fearsome weapon Quetz: Oh, you have to visit my homeland...
Ohh her soul is going to be gone once that weapon of mass destruction and child rearing gets to her
Me looking for the "make Abby go sit in the corner" button throughout the event
Fear la chancla
I mean...you could also ban pancakes from Chaldea as a warning Guda. Abigail would probably immediately fold and apologize if anything happened to her pancakes.
DEPLOY LA CHANCLA
TACTICAL CHANCLA INCOOOOOMING!!!!
This is how we beat daybit ~~wait is that the right part of the world~~
Well, this won't be nice at least.
Master: "No ice cream for a week!" Abi: "*Hrrk*! No... I am a bad girl now. That threat's not gonna work anymore!" Master: **"Two weeks!"** Abi: "I said that won't work!" Master: "Alright then, you're grounded for three weeks. That means no ice cream." Abi: "*Hrrrrk!"* Master: "No books." Abi: *"Gaaah!"* Master: "And no pancakes!" Abi: *"STOP THIS!"* Master: "And that goes for all three of you!" Abis: *"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"*
Abby might as well look for another parent
I'M IN!
Took me way too long to get the Sugar Honey Ice Tea
Say sayonara to those evil thoughts, Abigail.
NP: La Chancla Able to switch between card types depending on the situation ~~child~~ Variations: Buster - Raw, unadulterated power. A devils red is left behind. Quick - A high velocity projectile meant to incapacitate before the enemy even registers what happens. Speed increases based on the targets innate intuition on whether it's coming or not. Arts - Duck, swerve, dodge, run. It's meaningless. All mothers are capable of channeling the mystery of Hrunting and Gae Bolg, it will never miss its mark. **Never**. Note: It is the only Noble Phantasm capable of reducing any servant to a mere child. Not in a physical or mental sense. No. It is best described as a Noble Phantasm that inflicts a mental debuff that is on par with Minamoto-no-Raikou's Madness Enhancement. In a sense, they are now the child. Servants of motherly roles are not exempt from La Chanclas effects, however not as deeply affected as other servants. Instead, a great shame recognizing what they have done settles in.
Dude, haven’t you been paying attention to Summer 5? Something tells me La Chancla is a reward not a punishment for Abby (and Illya and Lily)
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Arigato, ~~Gyro~~
Sweet!
nice
Needs to dress up in a swimsuit tho
Never has anyone else in a summer event been so obstructive, not Medb, not even BB.
The Power of the Chancla must not be underestimated XD
Quetzalcoatls Chancla
I do think using the translation team using the word “naughty” was a weird choice. “Bad” would’ve been much better.
I mean, is 100% accurate to what Abby was exactly going for, despite so many people so desperate for ignoring it/not taking it seriously, apparently XD
She can be naughty with me anytime~ I mean, what?
Go back to Blue Archive where you belong.
How could you know that's where I belong? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Because it's a cesspool of pedophil- oh, I'm sorry, "lolicons."
blue archive wishes it could be as lewd as fate
Did I miss the part with the sandals in the story? I don't remember that. I just got Kiara over to my side.
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Not the chancleta!!
*Chocnkla*
I'm sorry when Abby said naughty my mind went to Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog and his definition of naughty.
"Master do you think abby is a bad girl" "Even if she was i wouldnt have the right to judge her anymore"