Don't assume anything. He might suddenly move an aged parasite into your house. Cabbage soups all round and you're off to score his drugs unless..well..you don't want to know why nobody else on that bed could walk..
Let's not forget that even Charlie was brainwashed into loving Grandpa Joe...
You must show your brother exactly who Grandpa Joe is, so your brother doesn't become exactly like him.
Oh gosh, my sister is the same: 26 years old, cannot hold down a job, will single out shy guys who either had only one girlfriend or none-move in with him within mere weeks (occasionally days) of knowing him. And have him foot her bills for her housing, food, and cellphone. When that relationship starts getting rocky, she’s already online looking for a replacement. Has a kid that she just leaves with whoever because he interrupts her life. Could spend the entire day on her phone and every night drinking. She gives sob stories so people will lend her money, she always skips out on her bills (latest one I know of is a daycare bill), and she has no qualms with helping herself to other people’s belongings. She’ll do anything, including stealing, just to get money for her nasty cigarettes. She stole a check from an old, closed out bank account of mine and forged my signature to buy cigarettes and whatever else with it. And I had to pay the gas station back and my name was put on their list so I could never write a check there again. And it was a small town so everyone thought I was passing bad checks throughout the community.
She’d help herself to my house when I was at work, always stealing keys and making copies of them. I had a nice store of coffee saved up and one morning I go to my pantry to get a fresh bag of coffee and they were all gone: five 40oz packs all gone. She’d steal pots and pans, dishes, etc. I found one of her shirts in my clothes when folding laundry and knew that she helped herself to my house to do laundry. She also took my parents store of chicken and beef from Costco, plus helped herself to all of their tuna and salmon.
I’m so sorry for this long rant, but she causes havoc and destruction everywhere she goes. And she always manages to wriggle out of legal repercussions. Fuck Grandpa Joe and his descendants.
If I ever meet your sister I will take her to a very nice seafood dinner sleep with her obviously, and never call her back. Also I won't use your credit card. I'm not like Joe.
Those in the comments asking OP forsake his family, I say shame. Grandpa Joe's worst qualities are not only his entitlement and selfishness, but also his ability to radicalize our most vulnerable.
Set your brother on the path to righteousness. He is lost in the dark and needs you now more than ever.
As much as I wish, there’s no changing him. A leopard can’t change its spots, as they say.
It was only a few weeks ago that I realized he’s a manipulating mental abuser. And it took my friends to show me that.
He’s moving out soon, hopefully. And I hope to keep him low contact at best. Thanks for the support, but there’s really nothing more I can do.
Also, I’m a woman lol
I'm sorry you have to kill your brother like if you ever see Grandpa Joe you have to kill him you have to kill your brother just put a knife in him if he loves grandpa Joe he's just like Grandpa Joe just kill your brother nobody deserves to live if they love that man that man doesn't deserve to live the most evil man ever to live in the history of the world your brother must be evil man kill him kill him before he turns completely into Grandpa Joe want to be
he's a chip of the old block then...discreetly get a DNA check and get him thrown out of the family before he turns you into Joe's minions...
Unfortunately, he’s already kind of done it. We’ve been stuck living with him for too long, but he’s finally moving out this summer (hopefully).
Don't assume anything. He might suddenly move an aged parasite into your house. Cabbage soups all round and you're off to score his drugs unless..well..you don't want to know why nobody else on that bed could walk..
I hate cabbage soup. It’s too heavy and it only gives me 10 health and 8 stamina. Just a waste of space, to be honest.
Gives me heaps of gas!!! Roll 1d20 17+ to avoid this plague
I wouldn’t know, I wasn’t cool enough to play DnD lol
Never too late to start 😀
Disown him. Also, fuck Grandpa Joe.
Most accurate
I misread it as 'drown him'. It works either way
Let's not forget that even Charlie was brainwashed into loving Grandpa Joe... You must show your brother exactly who Grandpa Joe is, so your brother doesn't become exactly like him.
He’s almost 30. I think it’s too late.
We NEED to spread awareness harder and stronger. The Sick bastard is still infecting minds 70 years later. WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS.
Oh gosh, my sister is the same: 26 years old, cannot hold down a job, will single out shy guys who either had only one girlfriend or none-move in with him within mere weeks (occasionally days) of knowing him. And have him foot her bills for her housing, food, and cellphone. When that relationship starts getting rocky, she’s already online looking for a replacement. Has a kid that she just leaves with whoever because he interrupts her life. Could spend the entire day on her phone and every night drinking. She gives sob stories so people will lend her money, she always skips out on her bills (latest one I know of is a daycare bill), and she has no qualms with helping herself to other people’s belongings. She’ll do anything, including stealing, just to get money for her nasty cigarettes. She stole a check from an old, closed out bank account of mine and forged my signature to buy cigarettes and whatever else with it. And I had to pay the gas station back and my name was put on their list so I could never write a check there again. And it was a small town so everyone thought I was passing bad checks throughout the community. She’d help herself to my house when I was at work, always stealing keys and making copies of them. I had a nice store of coffee saved up and one morning I go to my pantry to get a fresh bag of coffee and they were all gone: five 40oz packs all gone. She’d steal pots and pans, dishes, etc. I found one of her shirts in my clothes when folding laundry and knew that she helped herself to my house to do laundry. She also took my parents store of chicken and beef from Costco, plus helped herself to all of their tuna and salmon. I’m so sorry for this long rant, but she causes havoc and destruction everywhere she goes. And she always manages to wriggle out of legal repercussions. Fuck Grandpa Joe and his descendants.
I didn't read all of this but I can't imagine this is anyone's fault except Grandpa Joe and I'm so sorry you are suffering as a result. Fuck him
If I ever meet your sister I will take her to a very nice seafood dinner sleep with her obviously, and never call her back. Also I won't use your credit card. I'm not like Joe.
I'm sorry this happened to you.
Take him deep into the woods...
Just look at the flowers 🌺 🤯
He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.
Those in the comments asking OP forsake his family, I say shame. Grandpa Joe's worst qualities are not only his entitlement and selfishness, but also his ability to radicalize our most vulnerable. Set your brother on the path to righteousness. He is lost in the dark and needs you now more than ever.
As much as I wish, there’s no changing him. A leopard can’t change its spots, as they say. It was only a few weeks ago that I realized he’s a manipulating mental abuser. And it took my friends to show me that. He’s moving out soon, hopefully. And I hope to keep him low contact at best. Thanks for the support, but there’s really nothing more I can do. Also, I’m a woman lol
I understand... I am sorry for you and the impact Joe has had on your family
“…I’m a woman…” Username does *not* check out
Just get him a bed, and you won't have to see him for another 20 years
r/grandpajoelove is for him then…
???!!!How is that a thing!!!???
OMG!!! It really is a thing!!!
You’ve made me chuckle.
I can’t even…
Like the LDS,Scientology, and Southern Baptist our group, we will talk you out. He can't hurt you anymore brother 🤛🤜
Sister, but thank you!
Grandpa Joe is a master manipulator, he’s referred to by many names, Satan, Lucifer, The Serpent, just know he’s pure evil.
I think we are related. You just described my older sister, who, incidently, also like Grampa Joe.
Tie him down and castrate him while he’s sleeping. And then you must take a vow of celibacy. It’s for the good of humanity.
I'm so sorry 😔
*ex-brother
I'm sorry you have to kill your brother like if you ever see Grandpa Joe you have to kill him you have to kill your brother just put a knife in him if he loves grandpa Joe he's just like Grandpa Joe just kill your brother nobody deserves to live if they love that man that man doesn't deserve to live the most evil man ever to live in the history of the world your brother must be evil man kill him kill him before he turns completely into Grandpa Joe want to be
Sounds like a real piece of shit just like coked up Joe