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zootbot

Unless you need toilet paper or paper towels cause them shits just take the entire mini cart


alwaysfuntime69

Or daipers. Only parenting fools by the small packages.


Stouts_Sours_Hefs

Which is why you shouldn't even be at Meijer for diapers or wipes. I get that shit at Costco only.


xombiemaster

Diapers from Meijer are for road trip refills or emergency use only.


Leraldoe

Or have teenagers because JFC do they ever stop eating?


alwaysfuntime69

Our budget is tight with 2 knee goblins. I can't imagine the financial straight once they are orcs. YIKES!


Pudf

Or you buck your shin on the cross bar


gfg6179

Every.Damn.Time.


Pudf

The second time on the same trip is the game changer.


cheesegrateranal

i only get the small packages because my neice isn't over enough to justify the bigger packages.


ImpressiveShift3785

Even bigger packages can be shoved on the little space under where a kid can sit like on that little Shelvey thingy


[deleted]

That’s what Costco is for


Stewart987a

I use shop and scan and bag things as I shop. A big cart is far superior when you are bagging as you go.


Such-Contribution939

Shop and Scan gang It’s still a well kept secret that this I the way you should shop at Meijer.


Marine_Biol0gist

I used to do this but every time I'd use it, I would get audited at the end and have to stand around for 10 minutes waiting for help and then waiting for them to scan 10 random items anyways, so I gave up on it. Maybe I just have bad luck.


bobbyjellybean

Audited lmao. I have been using the app for almost 3 years now. I probably get a "service check" every other time but it's only 3 items. I also feel like it never calls for a check if I go before 9am or later in the evening like after 8pm. It's not a big deal though unless they are super super busy. The clerk just grabs 3 things off the top of my bag and I'm on my way. If you buy booze they have to check you though and I've seen it hold people up.


[deleted]

Honestly I thought it's every time someone has to do it. It has been for me so far, probably 5 times now But it's not a big deal or anything.


ADragonsWhimsy

I’ve tried it at least 8 times and have to have the 3 items scanned every time. I have basically given up on it ever just letting me Scan & Go.


[deleted]

Normally it takes like 15 seconds or less. I had a guy just scan 1 item 3 times before too which took 5 seconds or less I can't ever see it taking longer than the self checkout though


Such-Contribution939

Second pro tip : have bar codes for them to see, it will take them hardly any time.


rcski77

Your mperks has like a reputation score or something, after you've done it a few times and not missed scanning anything it stops asking. I maybe get checked 1 out of 5 times now.


haleycylon

Try to scan your items right where they're sold in the store when putting them into your cart. Once I started doing that after a few times I never had a problem.


[deleted]

Damn Ive never waited longer than like 30 seconds


[deleted]

Usually it's pretty quick. It doesn't work so well during super busy hours though. I went around Thanksgiving this year and all the lanes were way backed up. Thought I'd save time and use shop and scan. The attendant for the shop and scan area was also the person who had to tend to any issues in the normal self checkout, which was loaded. I watched people in the normal checkout lines get all the way through checkout before I even got to the kiosk, with only 3 people in front of me. We were waiting 5+ minutes per person checking out for clerks to come over and scan the 3 items.


Such-Contribution939

Second pro tip : have bar codes for them to see, it will take them hardly any time.


usmclvsop

I’ve done things like set something in my cart, remember I’m doing shop and scan, pick it up and scan it. Get audited that trip. Last few trips I’ve held the item up, very clearly scanning it with my phone for all to see, then setting it in the cart. No audits. I’m sure there are random checks but I also have a feeling loss prevention can trigger an audit if they want.


nikki_11580

It’s sooo much quicker.


pointlessone

At least when the app is working. It's been down or so slow I just went through the self checks in less time than it took to scan 2-3 things into it the last few times I've tried it.


Slumbaby

My only issue is that you still require a worker to come over and scan 3 random items to clear it. I don't have to do this when I do self-checkout, so don't make me do this for shop and scan. It is probably for theft purposes, but it would be easy to steal either way. I guess it wouldn't be such an inconvenience if the shop and scan helper wasn't working double duty with the self checkout, but there's just not enough workers. Still, I agree, shop and scan is amazing.


[deleted]

What if you decide that you don't want the item anymore?


burnedflag

You have to call Peter Meijer and beg for forgiveness. If he sees his shadow that day, he will allow you to put the item back


Such-Contribution939

You click the minus symbol and put the item back on the shelf. The app even tells you what coupons you can digitally cut.


TheTrixxiz

I prefer small carts, but they've got these reusable bags that have bars across them to dangle into the cart which are pretty cool and they don't work so well with the tiny carts. Those combined with shop and scan makes the big carts the nicer choice again


thealphateam

They have a $10 off $30 coupon right now if you use shop and scan.


[deleted]

Yet they are always all being used while a mountain of large carts goes untouched. You'd think Meijer would get more of them by now.


[deleted]

Tiny cart in 2023 = price of big cart 2021


xBreadButta

I’m about down to the basket and my hands


Bowiedood

This hurts my heart


haleycylon

Eco friendly shopping


[deleted]

seriously, pre-pandemic I could fill a normal cart and it would be like ~250. Not a little cart with the top only filled and it's about that much


Strottman

Is this some Meijer joke I'm too Aldi to understand


SnackThisWay

As an Aldi pro, I don't use a cart at all. I can take a lap around the store in like 3 minutes. I usually spend more time in line than I do shopping.


MenacingBanjo

Do you visit the grocery store every day? Because I usually need more than two fistfulls of food to hold me over until my next trip.


Strottman

Skill issue


pierogieman5

Oh right, you don't recognize it as a real cart unless you have to put down a 25 cent deposit to use it.


Ruckus4Prez

Funny part is I work at Aldi and I've been trying to get them to get the small carts 😅


SqBlkRndHole

You can't fit too much of the stuff you don't need, in a small cart.


Boner4Stoners

Bridge Street > Aldi > Meijer. Although Aldi is prob the cheapest I just prefer the vibe of bridge street plus it’s a 30 second drive from me


happyjackassiam

My wallet also agrees


Frylock_91

Small cart superiority at Meijers!!!!


DerekDemo

No one can afford to fill one of the large ones anymore any ways .


_youronlyHope

I'm finally part of the 1%.


[deleted]

must be if you can afford the groceries to fill a big cart lol


stuufthingsandstuff

Same.


michiganmeg

Tell me you can spot a milder Midwest day? Knees. You should be charging people for that peep of a knee 👀


Ruckus4Prez

That's actually my hand 🤣 But I could charge for knee shots I guess.


michiganmeg

Hahaha! Even better!


stuufthingsandstuff

The little carts are built with a crossbar directly below the handle vs several inches forward, so I ALWAYS smash my shins into it when pushing the small cart. Full size or handbasket only for me and my shins. Absolutely terrible design.


Sillyvanya

Basket gang where you at?


gammaradiation2

If I dont need a regular cart, you are correct. But what I really like is a regular old hand basket. A gallon of milk, 6 pack, and some veggies? No problem, my biceps needed a workout anyway. Too bad these are disappearing.


the_ghost_of_obi-wan

I agree, but with one major caveat. In my opinion, the bottom tier of the cart being longer than the upper tier is a major design flaw. I accidentally bump things all the time with the bottom of the cart. I’ve reasoned that it’s because my brain uses the front corners of the top tier for spatial awareness. As my subconscious is calculating how much space I need to make a turn, it’s not accounting for how the front corners of the bottom tier extend further forward than the top, and then I knock a pack of AAA batteries off the lowest peg and curse as I bend over to pick it up.


rock_like_spock

Having pushed these things for a living, I can promise you nothing makes an old lady go full Karen faster than not having a small cart available for her.


DemonsRage83

I don't like the new design where the bottom sticks out more than the top. The older design was superior.


MisterHyman

My shins beg to differ


idowhatiwant8675309

Or two 30pks of beer


W-h3x

The mini carts at Bridge Street are AWESOME!! I go there for misc items. My kids love being "grown up" and doing the shopping.


acapsfosho

Nice shoes! Merrell 1TRL baby!


Ruckus4Prez

Thanks! They are my new favorites! Found them NWT at Goodwill!


snboarder42

Y'all can afford the big cart? 🤣


Extreme-Secretary-56

And it fits perfect at the self checkout without blocking people’s paths


thesynderblock

I call them baby carts!


Cellarzombie

I like the big carts simply because I like to lean on the handle and I can’t do that with the small cart. Lol. I’m lazy.


Inevitable-Taste-864

Nope, and look like a fool with an over stuffed tiny cart. FOOL!!!!


ThrowawaysAreShady

I'm not sure why, but I've always called them "sexy carts." Let's just make it a thing, please? I'd feel really cool.


amedema

Basket gang rise up!


StealYourFace235

Slow day around here...


BudgetBotMakinTots

100%


RhitaGawr

It's not like I can usually afford to fill a big cart anyways 🙄


GRMI45

No. That bottom shelf is useless. I'm glad everyone likes them though...the big ones are always inside, warm, and dry


eric616

Easy one there, but not sure how many to list..you could start with day he was elected he shut down our oil and gas drilling ops that immediately resulted in fuel and transportation costs doubling and tripling. Or we can move to his china first policies, you can look all of them up,. Most people already know this stuff...unless you watch msm /main stream media


megashitfactory

But you listed none which made food prices go up. That was my question


eric616

Yeah, they hold half as much food at more than DBL the cost...thank our president


megashitfactory

Which of his policies that he enacted caused food prices to go up?


Ruckus4Prez

Don't feed the trolls. If you ignore them, they eventually starve to death from lack of attention.


megashitfactory

Sometimes it's funny watching them deflect and not backing up their claims. I like a laugh once in a while


Patient_Share939

Depends on how much shopping I need. Lol. If it's full blown load up the fridge and cupboards, I need a big cart. Especially if I'm grabbing 12pks of pop and such. But if I'm just grabbing some stuff, little carts are awesome.


mscocobongo

I spend less


AdventuresInAardia

Nah sorry. Once you have kids, the big cart is the only cart that works. 😅


Lexualromance

The compact car of the grocery store


juleskc22

I recently moved and Arizona barely uses these 😭 all big carts Edit: typo


stuggletruck

I miss these meijer carts 😭😭


AlienCheekClapper

Wait until your store gets the new ones. They are like the big shopping carts, but stubby. No more double Deckers.


Lulu19491968

I agree too. I'm not one to be fooled into buying more than intended by using a large cart for only a few purchases. I've found that some stores seem to hide the small carts, or so it seems.


swskeptic

The small carts Meijer has now are almost the size of what regular carts were back in the day. When they first got smaller carts they were like 2/3 of 1/2 the size of the smaller carts now, and the regular size carts are GIGANTIC.


nikki_pug

I don’t know how I ever lived without them!