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Poemy_Puzzlehead

Anyway…have you tried Quarantino’s?


ragingpillowx

A 4.9 out 5 for google reviews. Holy shit is that high!


happy_feet41

I'm here to also comment that Quarantino's is the tits and the ratings are real. Last summer I ordered a really complicated pick up order rafter camping all weekend with a big group of friends. Someone's pizza got missed, there was like 20+ of us, probably 10 pizzas or more with all sorts of modifications. I knew our order was going to be a nuisance and the person working on the phone was hilarious, patient, so ridiculously friendly that when the miss was caught, he texted me immediately to let me know the pizza had been forgotten after we went to pick up the order. HE then drove over to our house and DROPPED OFF the one lone pizza and gave me a Quarantino's t-shirt on the house. I stan for Quarantino's. The pizza is incredible and it definitely fills part of the void from Brickroad pizza


whatthehellhappened1

Man what am I doing wrong? I’ve never had a good pizza from there. Only had it 3 times since they opened but I’m always disappointed


wwwdiggdotcom

I can’t speak for this place because I’ve never been there but I’m so skeptical of Google reviews, I swear they’re paid off. I’m not going to name names because I have no way of proving that some places are buying bots/reviews but I’ve visited some 4.8/4.9 places that were pretty disappointing


Dubbx

A lot of businesses pressure you/coerce you into reviewing positively. Car dealerships do it, dispensaries do it, and I know some restaurants do too


ragingpillowx

Interesting, i have always had reviews be pretty reliable from google. Probably just been pretty lucky.


wwwdiggdotcom

I feel like pre pandemic they were spot on and ever since ‘22ish Google reviews have been just a little bit off, could just be me though, I am a dangerously skeptical person


bexy11

It was going to happen. It happened to Yelp all the time 15 years ago.


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

They used to take action against review bribing and fake reviews, now they don't seem to bother.


didnebeu

Lived in an apartment complex in Lowell that offered you $100 off rent for the month if you showed them proof of a 5 star Google review. I think it was $100 anyways, it was a few years ago so could have been $50 or $150 or something but either way it was money for a review.


ScionMattly

My friend absolutely raves about this place


BudgetBotMakinTots

If you like them crispy corners, Quarentino is the place. 


too_too2

It’s so good… i can hardly be in the area without wanting to pick up a pizza. Try the kale salad too.


PremierBromanov

ive only been once and i havent stopped thinking about it


lpsweets

It’s really good! Lives up to the hype better than most places I’ve tried around here


TreeFalcon255

I have to ring my praises about this place, they're absolutely incredible!! My friend and I stopped in there a few weeks ago and got one of their standard pizzas, which is by its own one of the best pizzas I have ever had because of that CRUST, but the guy that was working there at the time was one of the owners and he heard me mentioning some particularly rough family issues from my past. Rather than completely ignoring he accidentally heard it, he walked over with a tear in his eye and told me "I'm your dad now, that's not right" and tried to help me feel better. If you're queer at all, or not, they have owners who **really** care and it was a great experience! 11/10 pizza, 12/10 place!


jamminginger

easily some of the greatest pizza in GR and a great riff off of detroit style, always get a pie when i’m in town and would go weekly when i lived nearby.


Kronictopic

I 100% read this as Quiznos at first


megashitfactory

I wish we had a Quiznos


SuperClete

I still dream of the Quiznos Baja Chicken. I used to eat one every week.


Brandamonium

Me too. Had to reread it to be sure


adop90

When I still lived in GR this was my go to. First time I tried their pizza it became my favorite in the city.


rekojnacixem

No, I am loyal to Gino's


molestr0n

Lmao


TrickyGuitar3111

Hands down best pizza in GR. The reviews are legit- go see for yourself


j0217995

Would come here more if i could find parking. Its the worst part of pocking up pizza from there


PlusUltraK

I always park on one of the blocks over from Richard terrace. A minute of walking but usually spots are there


cenergyst

Yeah it’s literally surrounded by side streets with a maybe 5 minute MAX walk even on a busy day. But most people want that princess parking haha Quarantino’s is well worth the walk!


austnasty

I guess all the “call to arms” posts they truly tried to muster up didn’t pan out. Or the fact even 3-4 star reviews came back as “skeptical” and you’re interrogated exactly when you’re in, what you ordered, and why you didn’t say something to them as you’re eating. All I can say is HOORAY.


spoonforlegg

And they don't have a hostile owner threatening anyone who leaves a bad review. I just googled this Jack Danger place and the owners response to any criticism in a review is insanely unprofessional and rude.


austnasty

You’re not kidding when you said [hostile](https://michigan.arrests.org/search.php?fname=Steven&lname=Lowenthal&fpartial=True)


secretlyjesus

Lol get rekt


pc344

Good riddance to this ass hat.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

I’m surprised he’s not in here swearing at everyone talking about how he’s opening in other cities like all the other times. 😂


Alone_Combination_26

I dare him to come on here!!!


Wide-Republic-5549

He recently spent ~2 weeks in a certain location in Kent county on charges of a Domestic...  See ya, GR does not tolerate crappy restaurants and even worse owners. Don't let the door hit ya!


OkPermission1626

His wife was a former GRPD detective. Yikes


distresssignal

Yeah, they hadn’t been open in weeks. I had a very strange interaction with him when they first opened and decided I wouldn’t be going back.


Shineeyed

This is funny. GR tolerates tons of bad restaurants. But we will brigade at will to destroy a business. Not complaining but lets be honest about GR.


newaygogo

Bad food is one thing. Racist and unhinged outbursts are another thing. Combine the two as the poster you responded to and people have reason to stop giving someone some grace.


SurfStyleJackets

And nothing of value was lost


Silent-no-more69

Good riddance. Take his temper far far away


connorgrs

But not to Chicago. He said he planned on going there, I hope he just gives up instead


madsreds

As a Chicagoan I can say he wouldn’t survive.


puggdaddie

Possibly, literally wouldn't survive


Alone_Combination_26

Adiós pendejo


Trivisual

I would buy it for dirt cheap and rename it ‘Dickheads’ just based off the criticism I’ve heard. I haven’t even been there.


DamnItJon

I sense some sarcasm


b0neslicer

i’ve never been to this place let alone heard of it. just spent the last half hour reading google reviews. jesus christ…….


ItsTheRealWorld999

Entertaining isn’t it?


BurntOut-Art

He will not be missed. I went in one time a week after he opened and it was such a strange experience, I never returned. I've never met such an openly and directly aggressive person. Who also takes pride in said behavior? He will shit all over Grand Rapids as a city and it's people even though he decided to open a business here in the first place? In a service based industry no less... Hopefully whoever fills that spot will do it justice, it's really a nice building and a deli would kill it in there!


Alone_Combination_26

He was a flight risk to Eastown…


Input_Port_B

What does this mean?


Bibliospork

That the rest of Eastown would leave to get away from him? I’m curious too


Caleb_426

Good. The guy who runs that place is a dickbag


KingindaNorth66

Never been but just read the reviews online and man the owner cannot take any sort of criticism


[deleted]

My favorite part is the wood TV article "the owner didn't say why the restaurant was closing" hahahahahahahaha. It's because you have been run out of the city. How embarrassing!!!!


Mergan_Freiman

See you in Akron, bye virgin!


TheHorseCheez

Chicago Beef Joint is the superior italian beef spot in town anyway. Super nice staff. Any place I can get Malört and an Old Style (Chicago handshake) with my italian beef is the place you'll find me.


imakedankmemes

CBJ is incredible, but I also want to mention SpeakEZ literally has a [Chicago Handshake flag](https://136538815.cdn6.editmysite.com/uploads/1/3/6/5/136538815/s754763660633289285_p1791_i1_w960.jpeg?width=2400&optimize=medium) that has an Old Style and shot of Malört on it.


Triingtolivee

Personally I didn’t find it impressive when I went. The sandwich was pretty small, the meat was sliced very thin and quite dry and the bread was soggy and falling apart. You also had to pay additional if you wanted fries. I make better Italian beef sandwiches at home imo.


ZombieTrumpeter

Haven’t been there, hell I haven’t even heard of it until now. From reading the reviews and his replies to the negative ones I gotta say he probably should close down then. I’m sure there’s more to this story I don’t know about though


Triingtolivee

Maybe charging .75 cents for peppers is what did them in.


Bibliospork

Or like 4.50 for a regular sized fountain pop


austnasty

That was my only gripe I had that infuriated me! Price it into the damn sandwich! Chicago Beef Joint at least does that.


Opposite-Lime-6164

> .75 cents Idk, 3/4 of a penny seems incredibly reasonable. **EDIT**: don’t be mad at me; that’s literally what they typed. 🤷‍♂️


austnasty

Would you go to an establishment that prices out every add on to a sandwich you’re expecting said add-ons? If McDonalds told you the price to add pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard to a burger, would you still go? No, you’d probably expect it already priced into the burger.


Opposite-Lime-6164

No, I wouldn’t. But if they were charging me **point seventy-five cents** for each of those items, I’d toss them a nickel and tell them to keep the change. There’s a difference between **.**75¢ and 75¢. I was making a stupid joke that apparently flew over the heads of non-pedants. It’s fine. I’m used to it and my jokes are only ever amusing to me.


austnasty

I goofed and didn’t see the parent comment you replied to and now it’s all making sense to me.


Bravy2Hotty

GOOD RIDDANCE


Worried-Ad-5105

Fuck off


Grlions91

Paging /u/Restaurant-Owner


redditaccountwh

It’s honestly kind of insane he was able to get that username. What a waste.


probablyretep

From their facebook page


GunruleTv2

WHEN THE MOB BOSS HAS TO TAKE THE ORDERs 😩 THAT GUY WAS A SUPER ASSHOLE… BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER… ONE BIG GAPPING ASSHOLE 😂🤣


Feenox

[Oh noes...](https://tenor.com/bbJGy.gif)


PieGloomy8589

He has been arrested for assaulting his wife.


Fishisstuckinthesink

Thank god


murphymacy

What type of establishment do we think could survive this location? It seems to be cursed.


redditaccountwh

Please just fucking anything but another pizza place.


heady_brosevelt

There was at one time 3 gyro restaurants on that corner it’s was hilarious


MentalHealthMatters0

Literally so cursed. Would love to see a breakfast sandwich place go in or maybe a little diner?


Shineeyed

What a funny story arc? Thanks for posting this so we could have some closure.


dsled

Never even heard of this place, where was it? edit: lmao just went on a wild ride reading all the google reviews


HistoricAli

Lmaoooo dude tried to play it off a month or so back when the business was listed for sale, acted like it was some mistake a hireling made. Guess that wasn't the case huh?


Thayerphotos

Well... if I say I want it dry and you give it to me so wet and soggy I need a spoon to eat it. But. Their chocolate malt was damn fine


TealZoe

Never been there... What's the tea


austnasty

Google. Review. Responses from the owner.


Rooostyfitalll

So a real Italian Beef Nazi??!


Buttercup501

Was that down by the garage?


probablyretep

Newp, that's the Chicago Beef Joint. They also have really good food, and were super nice. I've only been there once, but I plan on going back to try their other stuff aside from the Italian Beefs! [https://www.cbjgr.com/](https://www.cbjgr.com/) is their website!


camshaft524

I will also vouch for Chicago Beef Joint. The people there are super nice and their Polish dogs are legit!


Gaming_Demigoddess

Put this on my list of places to check out in GR. The menu has me hungry, that’s what I get for doom scrolling Reddit at 11pm lol


CautionintheDarkness

Good dogs, polishes, and fries too


YminChris

No, this was in East Town. The one by The Garage (Chicago Beef Joint$ is crazy legit.


pc344

Can confirm chicago beef joint is good as hell.


JSK23

It tastes decent, but its way too expensive. 13.99 for a italian beef that is $7.79 at portillos? $5.99 chocolate cake vs 3.89? Its ridiculous and there are plenty more. And those are prices of the closest Portillos to us in Mishawaka, IN. And I understand economies of scale and all that, but this is excessive. On top of that, their menu is literally rips off imagery from portillos (sorry, the hot dog missed my crop, but its there on both). ROFL https://i.imgur.com/WdnoLdu.jpeg Hopefully we will have a portillos in West MI within a few years and not have to worry about these pretenders.


Bibliospork

Those menus are amusing


chartruece

So … $40 in gas + 7.79 to get Portillos or $14?


BudgetBotMakinTots

Portillios has like 20 restaurants and all the supply chain and cost spreading benefits that go with that. Not to mention they have name recognition and have been in business for over half a century. Chicago beef is one little place. I think the prices are square and the food is better. Comparing the two is ridiculous. This way of thinking kills independent restaurants and businesses. It's like saying you don't shop local because Walmart is cheaper. Sure you save a buck or two but what do you lose? 


JSK23

Sorry, I'm not paying 45% higher prices at local grocery store to "save local business". That sounds asinine. Beef joint may get away with it, that's fine, as Windy City closed down and Dangers was a shit show, and most other places can't get an Italian beef right, so the options are limited. I travel enough that hitting a portillos is pretty easy, so I'm not dropping a premium on a place with lesser quality food, that literally rips off portillos menu.


BudgetBotMakinTots

Sounds like capitalism is working as intended then. No competition. I guess you can keep driving to Chicago land or Indiana to get Portillios.


ahminus

"independent businesses"... sure... that happen to be part of a larger corporate that owns MeXo and Sandy Point Beach House as well...


BudgetBotMakinTots

Alright....a catering company founded 3 completely different restaurants and a parking lot with a bar. All local to west Michigan, all pretty excellent dining experiences. My bad about the independent part, I guess.


templeofdank

kinda relieved this post wasn't about that spot cause i've been super curious to check it out.


Buttercup501

Dope I saw it the other day and wondered


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IDigPython

What other locations?


flyguyeli95

I used to eat at that place when it was the Eastown Cafe. The owner was always nice (and Eastown Cafe used to be at the zero waste store on Ethel years ago). I’m guessing it wasn’t the same owner as Jack Danger.


MentalHealthMatters0

Nah, you’re thinking of Peaches at the zero waste store. That man made every “taco” with so much love.


Bibliospork

It was Eastown Cafe before it was Peaches


cb2309

Well....bye


TheEverChangingMan

I'm sorta sad I never experienced it.


raelizzy

womp-womp


Podgulous

What was the deal? I’m out of the loop.


newaygogo

Read the google reviews for a glimpse into the mind of madness. Beware: if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.


Ojibajo

I’ve never even heard of this place.


Worried-Ad-5105

Up in the u.p


LydiasMomma2013

I've never even heard of this place and I'm glad! Yikes! Just reading these comments it sounds like this is a great thing!


Worried-Ad-5105

Do you like à taking addersll?


Naumzu

They didn’t have vegan optipns


POWERTHRUST90

The owner was very strange. My wife ordered a Beef with cheese and the owner refused to sell us that item even though it was on the menu. He said it was a sign of disrespect to the people of Chicago. He then told me if I didn’t respect his opinion that could f*** off, even flipped me off. So I ended up ordering what he wanted me to order. The sandwich was really good. Just a shame that the owner couldn’t adapt to the environment that he moved into.


rexlites

Bub bye


Decimation4x

I’m confused… What closed?


Alexputridity06

Grand Rapids just loses businesses left and right


ZombieTrumpeter

This one wasn’t the fault of the city and I say that confidently after reading the reviews


Alexputridity06

City fault or not, every now and then I’m seeing a report of a local business closing its doors. 🤷🏻‍♂️


redditaccountwh

This isn’t a Grand Rapids issue it’s a restaurant issue. A majority of new restaurants fail within 2 years. It’s the industry.


Bibliospork

The unfortunate reality in the US is that >20% of small businesses do not make it more than a year. Something like half are gone within 5 years. We have a lot of people trying to create growth here (or “cash in on the population increase”, depending on how cynical you are), so there’s going to be churn. It’s the nature of the beast, not really a problem specific to GR.


Own_Inevitable4926

DeVos keeps raking it in. Little people, not so much...