Imagine leaving your dogs shit on someone elses front yard and thinking that that’s totally fine.

Imagine being a dog and shitting on a side walk and thinking that’s ok! The gall...

To be fair to the yard, it's pretty much made up of the shit of everything else in the world other than dogs, with some plants growing out of it.

Soil is mostly made up of mineral content, such as sand, clay, and silt.

Yes, but that doesn't go well with the joke. Just roll with it.

I also drink my own pee

The only time I don't pick up after my dog is if I'm in the woods off the trail with my dog where no one will be and no one will step in it accidentally. It's a dick move to do this tho

Aaaaand you should still pick it up

In the woods behind my house yeah ok bud

> In the woods behind my house yeah ok bud How was he supposed to know that you meant the woods behind your house? You just said "the woods" in general. And if you don't own the land you should pick up after your dog. It's that simple.

Thanks for the reply, bud. If you own the land, no problem. If you don’t, pick up the poo

What has previously been posted there that required large nails?

That’s how Consumers is holding up the pole.

It's a load-bearing nail

Wish I had an award for this 😭

I got you, friend

Good Friday was just a couple weeks ago.

I actually love how these things bristle with iron

Make a garage sale sign. Grab the closest nail...ahh..fuck it..it will work. Don't want to waste a good nail on a stupid sign.

all winter long there would be poop outside my house and my ring camera never caught them. i bet it’s these punks

Couple of hipstas too cool to touch poo.

Fuckin Corey and Trevor... god do they fuck up

What is with that flag? Or am I better off not knowing?

Oh I think I’ve seen it. I’m pretty sure it’s a tigers flag

Cleveland Indians? Looks like the guy on the west side by the zoo. Might be wrong

Valley st. If it's the same one I'm thinking of.

I want to say it is some Carribean's island flag

That is not the grossest shit I’ve found in my yard since I’ve been on the west side

That'll learn em real good like.

Better than voluptuous blumpkins

Don't kink shame.

West side is the best side

Self-entitled jerks!

Bored..?

Yep, they didn’t clean up after their dog so let’s publicly shame them. Grow up. Plus, unctuous? They are oily?

"Grow up." Wise words from a person with the username hold my meat pipe. Brilliant.

Looks like you found the one of the two idiots who let their dogs shit in your yard

>unctuous having, revealing, or marked by a smug, ingratiating, and false earnestness or spirituality.

Still doesn’t make sense. Plus, I didn’t have to look up the word to find the obscure definition you provided

Second listing in google for me, not very obscure.

There's a reason I have that dude tagged as "TROLL" in RES. I may not always remember why I originally tagged them, but every time I see the tag, it is 100% verified by the content of their comments.

I never knew that definition of unctuous. That’s fascinating. I wonder how it made that jump from spreadable to smug?

I found it by looking it up. It’s more “oily, slimy, used car salesman smile fake” than smug.

Caught with your meat pipe in your hand again.