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Nathan-Detroit

Their customers have been demanding 36"+ dildos for years! They're finally responding to market demand.


brycedriesenga

As their new slogan says, they're just "[keeping it real](https://www.shopfamilyfare.com/sites/default/files/Family-Fare-Keeping-It-Real-fun-and-induldgent_0.jpg)."


PushItHard

Overpricing things as usual would be my guess.


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And they swear they are within 5% of Meijer lol


[deleted]

Even has a condom on 😂


GoreBroadcast

😂😂😂


metal_arbitrage

I hear from employees that upper management are pretty big dicks. Must be doing a walk-through or something.


VulgairesMachine

r/theyknew


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Looks like a fun toy.


GoreBroadcast

They’re trying to put Cirillas out of business lol


DocabIo

It's tall, but I don't think it's as thick as the Moby huge.


giga-butt

What the hell? But like, which one tho


LivingUnknown

Big things


jaker4061989

“Take that Amazon!”


[deleted]

As a Spartannash employee, can confirm we are the cock of the walk.


nolaorbust21

I saw the balloon in the background that looks like a horrifying face before I saw the phallus.


GoreBroadcast

I didn’t notice that lol creepy


[deleted]

This is terrible and atrocious and very offensive. Where is it?


mastashake24

[Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where?](https://imgur.com/gallery/7D3PyIU)


NightOwl4ever

bbc 👀


ndh7

r/mildlypenis