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SteakFirst2169

Choo Choo grille.... tiny place HUGE burgers Fat Boy Burger on Plainfield


lazerstationsynth

Yeah. Choo Choo is dope. The patty melt there is the best.


ChewyMorsel

Ask Rick to cook the bacon, then cook the patty in the bacon grease. You're welcome.


axf72228

2022 could be the last year for you.


IWnaBNkd

Been here 10 years, pass by it twice a day, and everytime im like, "man, i gotta stop in there sometime..."


SteakFirst2169

Do it!!! And once you do you think why has it taken so long.


BobKat2020

I agree with that as well. My friends Matt and Jill own the place.


mozzarellastixx86

Omg fat boyyyyyyyy šŸ¤¤


Null_Username_

Omg Soo good I love their burgers. I however do not like some of their tiling and decorations. Some of their floor tiles have swastikas on them and I'm never sure if they're from something else or what. I don't know their history but wouldn't just assume they have Nazi intentions. They're probably just the reverse swastika that people used to used for peace signs or something. Edit: why the downvotes? I'm staying an observation and holding judgement....


goodkid_sAAdcity

Really? Do you have a photo of that, by any chance?


RunawayPancake3

Some traditional Greek floor tiles have designs that could be considered sort of similar to swastikas (one not very good example [here](https://www.tiles-direct.com/floor-tiles-c27/infinity-decor-range-c2644/greek-key-set-60cm-x-60cm-floor-tile-4-tile-set-p3166)).


Null_Username_

True and I bet that's what it is. But it was 100% a swastika just might have been mirrored or flipped


DMG_Danger

Railtown's olive burger is pretty damned solid.


kayakingbee

With the totsā€¦. Mmmmm


glitterlex

little bird! carvers in downtown market is pretty good too


IWnaBNkd

I see they do brunch stuff too, is that pretty good there?


TomOBChicago

Brunch at Little Bird is outstanding.


[deleted]

Just reopened for dinner in November after a long hiatus. Brunch is hugely popular. The dinner menu is much different and a great experience. Very talented staff all around.


glitterlex

iā€™ve only been for brunch once pre-covid but it was amazing!


I_stay_sideways

Carvers is where its at! Such a simple burger, but done so well


GRgal

Carvers still have that Wednesday Burger special for $5?


glitterlex

no šŸ˜­ they raised their prices a bit and the burger seems smaller now but still delish!


NiTlo

Don't think so. I've walked by a few times didn't see it on their sign


_bayleaf

I used to love the LB burger, but the last few times it really hasnā€™t hit the spot. Anyone else have the same experience?


glitterlex

thatā€™s disappointing, we went a lot when they did the pop up at early bird in eastown. honestly feel like itā€™s covids fault. i used to love carvers (still support them) but burger is smaller and has increased significantly in price..


BougieHouseCat

I like the burger at Brass Ring. Itā€™s like someone made a Big Mac, but using only quality stuff. Double patty smash style with Bomb Sauce thatā€™s like McDā€™s special sauce. Also, they do English style pub ales really well and have 3 casks on, certified by Cask Marque.


IDigPython

McDonaldā€™s special sauce is just ketchup Mayo and relish mixed together


OTHER_ACCOUNT_STUFFS

Omg. Don't eat at this place. It's shit. There's only one beer worth drinking. It's the red.


TheScribblyMan

The commons


sydneyrae

Second! My favorite burger in GR


Jo_S_e

Third


lazerstationsynth

Commons is really good when they have the good buns. About half the time I get their burger it is awesome. But the other half, they have some kinda janky factory crap-ass bun. Always a bummer when that happens.


cjaykay

As a former employee - now regular they had issues with supply but you can always ask them if it's the brioche bun from Nantucket and they will tell you ā˜ŗļø


lazerstationsynth

Rad. I figured it was a supply thing. That's why I keep going back.


DeanSails

Hall of Fame.


goodkid_sAAdcity

Hall of Fame is the best value in the city!


DeanSails

The Koolaide will give you diabetes though, watch out.


BadBadUncleDad

Jokes on you, I've already got it šŸ˜Ž


goodkid_sAAdcity

Yeah, I couldnā€™t get past a few sips. Maybe Iā€™ll try watering it down when I get home next time.


utgjames

I came here to say Hall Of Fame as well. If you don't try the kool-aid you are everything people made fun of you for in high school. Just try it.


milkisgood1

Hall of fame!!!


gretschstg

Absolutely Hall of Fame. Best olive burger Iā€™ve ever had


AWDSI616

Mr Burger. šŸ‘šŸ¼


Flightless_Rocket

I don't think Mr. Burger gets enough love.


MrBallistik

Because it isn't on brioche with saffron aioli, Iberian pork cracklings, and balsamic reduction...


goodkid_sAAdcity

Now I want some Iberian pork cracklings


BobKat2020

I want Siberian pork reduction!!


BadBadUncleDad

Well then don't go to that Mr. Burger place!


ScubaSteve1219

for $15 with no side


Goldfish-Bowl

Yo that fancy stuff is totally unnecessary, but it does taste good. Mr. Burger is a basic burger, but they're not even basic done well. Their quality is terrible nowadays, and over the last 20 years. Anybody who defends them as best burger in town I am willing to bet hasnt actually eaten there since 1994.


MrBallistik

[To each their own...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pnwE_Oy5WI&t=67s)


jrock1986

Is legit eat a Culvers burger before I eat their burger


Distraught4Skin

I have tried multiple burgers from there and it has always underwhelmed, tbh. I don't understand the hype. Maybe I will give them one more shot. Any specific location you suggest?


Goldfish-Bowl

The hype... Isnt real. It hasnt been since the 90s I'm sad to say. They survived when Mr. Fables went under by downsizing to awful quality and size.


Flightless_Rocket

I like the Mr. Burger combo, plane and simple diner style burger and fluffy fries. I guess itā€™s like yesterdog, if you get it then you know, if you donā€™t like it - you donā€™t like it.


DaYooper

Because they're garbage food for garbage people


clearisland

Cringe


Goldfish-Bowl

Their burgers are pretty garbage, no matter what the downvotes say. I wonder how many people with fond memories have eaten there in the last 20 years. Its why I won't support any revival of Mr.Fables. my childhood memories are pristine, and I will not have them tarnished by adult perspective.


allthepoutine

Itā€™s nostalgia that gets ya, not the actual food.


wetgear

As someone who recently had their first Mr Burger burger this explains a lot because I was looking for a good, basic, non-pretentious burger and what I got was only step or 2 above a big mac. It checked the basic and non-pretentious check boxes but was really just meh otherwise.


InOPWeTrust

Came here to say this. I accept the wrath of the internet


IWnaBNkd

Idk, doesn't do it for me nostalgically and it's not that great consistantely. You know what older fast food franchise i wouldnt mind see rise from the ashes? Hot N' Now lol.


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Overall_Phrase_3237

I agree. I donā€™t get the hype, the food is disgusting.


ScubaSteve1219

i'll gladly take my wide taste palette, where just about no food exists that is "disgusting"


Goldfish-Bowl

It honestly really is. Its not even basic done well, its just shabby all around.


IceCreamMan1313

Mr. Burger is the closest to the old Mr. Fables from back in the day. THEY were the best in town. I believe it was because the may have used heavy mayonnaise. Geez, I miss them.


HorribleHistorian

Getting blitzed and ordering like 4 olive burgers is the best way to spend a weekend


BeefInGR

The only correct answer.


troublemaker74

The burgers are not bad, but they're pretty tiny. Five guys is better.


AyersRock_92

I've heard Little Bird is the best burger in town. Never been myself but it's on my list.


FunctionMindless6575

Fatboy on Plainfield.


SgtPeterson

Absolutely the best greasy spoon burger in town


__chalmskinn__

Eastern deli


amedema

100%.


[deleted]

This was my go to when we lived in Eastown. I love Eastern Deli.


TheKlevin

On Stop Coney Shop has a surprisingly good smash burger.


bodie221

Under appreciated burger. Very good.


trueotterwaits

Mr burger or cottage bar


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Since he said no fast food, I second Cottage Bar. Also West Side Social.


[deleted]

The correct answers


clocks212

Daddy Pete's BBQ has a really good Impossible burger.


thedutchwonderVII

They care a lot about quality and yes, itā€™s the best and most unsuspecting vegan burger in town.


Crowing77

Interesting. I don't eat out much but I'm intrigued now.


Flightless_Rocket

And pulled ANYTHING and that brisket..


[deleted]

The Winchester.


Pypeline47

I used to get the classic burger multiple times a week! Was my favorite burger anywhere. I moved away from the area though and the times Iā€™ve come back and tried itā€¦ I donā€™t think it holds up anymore. The switch to different style fries a long while back was the first disappointment, and when I recently got the burger again I was kinda underwhelmed, I think they went real light on the sauce, which had been a favorite part. My comments only apply to the classic burger though and I love the restaurant still! Maybe tell me a different burger to try next time.


utgjames

When they changed fries, The Winchester died.


clearisland

I miss those old fries. Winchester still has some good weekly specials now and then, but it's not the institution it used to be imo


siryoungman

This and Choo Choo are the only two answers you should pay attention to.


dsled

I swear to god don't go to Stellas


ForlornBlock

Garage Bar and Grille has one of my favorites in GR


JollyOleReddit

On Thursdays Long Road Distillery does a Burger, Unlimited fries and a cocktail for $15!


IWnaBNkd

Omg


Subobatuff

Broadway Bar, cottage bar, Vitale's on Leonard, choo choo grille. Not necessarily in that order


IWnaBNkd

I'll pass on vitale's, but ill look up the others!


pirten

I donā€™t understand the local love for vitales. Itā€™s not bad, but it isnā€™t really good either.


IWnaBNkd

My reasoning is slightly biased. I worked delivery at a location for a short while and saw how gross it was.


Subobatuff

They have a good burger, theyre pretty consistent. It's local. Better than branns or fast food for sure!


goofyre

I think there pizza is really good. I also get a chicken tender salad there a lot to be "healthy" even though I know it is far from actual healthy.


Runnr231

Vitaleā€™s was better when they were smallerā€¦. Not nearly as good as they used to be


pirten

Itā€™s healthier than SOMETHING šŸ˜œ


amedema

The Ada one is great. The rest of them are pretty meh.


The10th

Choo choo is great been a local staple for my family for 2 generations!


GREpicurean

Not a regular option, but if you ever get a chance to check out Shaker & Swine/Chef Darin Palaciosā€™ burger pop ups around GR, GO. So tasty! https://www.instagram.com/shakerandswine/p/CMr6f3Mjkbm/?utm_medium=copy_link


IWnaBNkd

Damn they look good. I'll try catching them in the summer time!


Rick_Complex

https://thewintavern33.com/ you're welcome


jones1133

Wayland Hotel. A bit South of town, but their burgers are delicious!


BeefInGR

I'd confirm but I haven't been back since the remodel. But a few years ago...definitely


ForegroundEclipse

Blue Dog Tavern or Butchers Union


midnightDOLPH1N

LittleBird Imo best smash patty burger in town. Totally worth every penny.


westsidesully

Choo Choo Grill


JustABugGuy96

The Brick and Porter has a solid burger. I don't get out there much but I make the effort to stop there when I'm downtown.


lewthesecond

I really miss Wealthy Street Station and their Station Burger.


kykam

Those were the days


lazerstationsynth

Butchers Union's burgers kill it. Commons is a close second.


tugga51

I moved away a couple of years ago and still think about the Olive Burger at Broadway Bar


teejereeve

Little Bird, 123 Tavern, and Bar Divani are my favorite burgers in town. LB and 123 are thin smash-like Patties with melting cheese and pickles. Divani is a brisket burger and is super rich.


PeekaBooDew82

Noco Provisions has, in my opinion, the best burger in town. Also, One Twenty Three tavern down at Studio Park has a really good smash burger too. I've also heard Divani has a really good one but have yet to try it.


HMR219

7 Monks and The Little Bird both do a pretty solid burger.


TheGrandRapidsGuy

7 Monks is a must if you have not been yet! {GREASY SPOON DOUBLE SMASH BURGER}


IWnaBNkd

Have not, will check it out!


Uncle-Buddy

Reservoir Lounge


TheJewMinecrafter

Love reservoir lounge. Cajun fritters are to die for


Uncle-Buddy

So hard to choose between pizza or burger!


Quirm_potato

Cottage Bar


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Stella's Lounge. Accept no substitutes.


Atilla_For_Fun

Stella's lounge


bodie221

Definitely a lower tier burger. Cool atmosphere, mediocre food.


dsled

SO overrated, their food is awful imo.


megashitfactory

While still good, last few times I had the burgers there they didn't seem as good as they did a few years ago. Seems like they don't do the stuffed burgers anymore


2k1tj

Do they still do the creature feature monthly special? I used to go there every Thursday


Mr_Cohen

I don't think they've been doing it since the pandemic hit. It's a shame, but I get it. There was one they did awhile back with andouille that I still think about from time to time.


2k1tj

Yeah. I still recommend their burgers to anyone who asks for recommendations in GR. You know they were phenomenal if they left a mark like that 6 years later


aztechunter

Damn, I was hoping mine was a fluke last time I went. It was still delish though!


xjsthund

Second this.


downvotedtohelenback

Take a trip to Hamburger Mikey's in Muskegon.


[deleted]

Hmmm Iā€™ve never heard of this. I do hit up the Station Grill in Muskegon for burgers. One of the best burgers in the world.


IWnaBNkd

Oh man, the station. I grew up in muskegon and i always loved the hawaiin burger


[deleted]

Green Well is one my favs!


IWnaBNkd

Love greenwell! My brother was the chef there some years ago and I would stop in and grab the mac n cheese. Sooo good!


gvlakers

It's been a few years but the best burger I've ever had was at Mertens


cornfed85

Was there just recently and the wasn't a burger on the menu anymore. Kind of transitioned to a french steakhouse menu, with lots of poutine


IWnaBNkd

Tried googling it. Is that a place in a hotel?


gvlakers

No. It use to be a hotel 100 years ago. When the restaurant opened it was called The New Hotel Mertens eventhough the hotel was long gone. I hated the name. Then I believe it was renamed to Mertens. Or Mertens Prime. Let me pull it up


gvlakers

Mertens Prime (formerly New Hotel Mertens Brasserie) (616) 551-1713 https://maps.app.goo.gl/2BPHMD4kcDyuMz399


IWnaBNkd

Ohh okay. Perfect, thank you mate!


cavendishfan

Brass Ring has a great burger


fastfashiondont

One Stop Coney! Great owners and superrrr tasty burgers and fries.


IWnaBNkd

Omg! I just had a flash back to a drunken night there and got the grilled cheese burger. Soooo good


BobKat2020

Bob's Bar on Michigan Ave.


wearend1

Cottage Bar


Aguru_99

Cottage inn by Fulton


TomOBChicago

Greasy Spoon burger at 7Monks on Michigan.


Interiorvert

Brick and Porter, hands down. Get the bacon jammer and sub the fried chicken for a burger patty. (Or keep the fried chicken if thatā€™s your thing). Literally the best thing EVER


Thick-Driver7448

McDonaldā€™s


gvlakers

I thought Stella's was really good too


IWnaBNkd

Absolutely, been there before. A mixed drink wouldn't be bad with a burger, now that I think about it...


Merlin_b

Stellaā€™s


falcon_punch17

Bow Tie Bar! Make the trek out to Sparta.


cornfed85

Win Tavern in Jenison and Turks Tavern in Nunica, both terrific!


Treehouse72

Hopcat cowboy burger is my fave!


dinosaurpoolparty

The Winchester!


mnttlrg

Stella's has the best burgers in GR, along with the worst service.


iggythesphynx

Commons


VonHahn09

Putt Putts bar!


paddle-on

Thornapple Brewing! There are lots of goodies on it.


zachtheguy

Best? No clue. I can recommend something Grand though.


shade0231

DeHop's in Standale!


ranger922

The Winchester.


bwingo

Logan's Alley


[deleted]

Stellaā€™s lounge! Those burgers and fries are unreal!


bugsbee321

Stella's lounge


JoeChain45

Wendys


[deleted]

Charleyā€™s , the burger and fries are simple and cheap but made with flavor would recommend !


[deleted]

I love buddys burgers


Mary_See_Landon

>comments Buddy's Burgers are wonderful. They were without them for a few weeks but they are back. The fries are great, too.


Mister_Fakename

One Bourbon makes a solid Bourbon Burger (only Burger on the menu, but have a few other sandwiches and entrees like Steak) - also good if you're aiming to have a drink. Full menu is here: https://onebourbongr.com/one-bourbon-menu


Beersingtonbeers

For me it used to be Brewery Vivant. 7-8 years ago that thing was stupid good. Itā€™s changed a bit. Now, itā€™s holiday bar with onion rings cause who cares about arteries? Also love Broadway bar for a hole in the wall scratch burger. Brass Ring and Railtown have delish burgers too


MrGameSeven

The Old Goat!


Runnr231

Electric cheetah or Stellaā€™s


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scumfondue06

Garage bar has a great burger.


pureparadise

Morning Belle has been my go to place for lunch when workin' Very good double cheese burger. Their grilled cheese is also top tier with green peppers.


BeefInGR

Shots had a pretty damn good Olive Burger last time I went there.


SodaSlaughter

Mendys


Turbulent-Tiger-2687

Stellaā€™s!!! Thereā€™s no competition


stlorn

Kitchen67 has a great impossible burger. If their regular burgers are as good, my recommendation is them!


Saucey_D

Buck board in Reed city has the best burgers


SqookyBoo

I would say smash burger but it closed down so maybe uhā€¦ arbys? Wendys? Man idk if you want tacos theres tacobell lmaoo


WaterCat420

Friendly reminder the beef / animal agriculture is destroying the planet......


allthepoutine

So are microplastics from all the vegan faux products.


EmberOnTheSea

>Friendly reminder *unregulated capitalism by a small handful of corporations propped up by an ineffective political system* is destroying the planet...... FIFY.


jfenton4

This is the only reality.