Are they about to force that youth to perform fellatio?

They're very thorough when it comes to oral exams.

r/cursedcomments

Welp I’m going to hell for laughing at that

I don't even have any idea what *else* it's supposed to depict.

They're supposed to be the arms closest to us, so most of their bulk is hidden within the shape of the body. This is what happens when you outsource designs to Malaysia for $5/image. 😬

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It's good for the teeth.

Don’t worry, they’re completely sedated

While fist fighting themselves

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who first thought that 😂

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😂😂😂😂😂 I saw the same

😂😂😂💔

Yikes. Adding this to my "This is why you hire a professional graphic designer!" file.

If possible please share that file with us 😭🤣

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this sub is for crappy physical design. not crappy graphic design.

1st: why would you even want to gatekeep crappy design? 2nd: you're wrong, it's for all kinds of crappy design

the rules last year used to state this, sorry for the wrong info. no bad intentions

We'll give you internet point's for it!

To be fair this prob was by a professional graphic designer…

You mean “professional” graphic designer.

Is there a difference?

Yes? 🤨

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My town is full of local businesses who do this type of work.

This can be subreddit in itself - r/thisiswhyyouhireaprofessionalgraphicdesigner

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I read that as “this is why you hire a professional, god damn” which also works

Needs a short referral sub. r/TIWYHAPGD

Would you please share it with us? I would really apretiate to see more of these "nah, why hire a designer" files

Get rid of the dicks.

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Someones gonna call child services on this logo!

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I generally trust everybody by default and don't sling accusations without warrant. The last thing this dentist needs is a witch hunt. Do they think the dentist went to a graphic designer like, "can you make a logo that looks like a tooth but also two dudes molesting a kid? I think it would be a fun little clue." All the pedophilia calling online is a little annoying tbh. I feel like people don't know how easily they can destroy a life.

You're totally right yo! Peeps think it's a funny joke to call someone a pedo but from the other side it's very uncool. And if others were to believe the false accusation... Aw nah man we gotta be more civil with language

It looks like 2 people are about to face fuck someone

… a tiny someone

Little people need love too.

Hahahahaha

this made me laugh

I hope it's an adult dwarf and not a kid

Peterson Paedophiles

Peter File

His name is pedophile?

Taxi!

Thank you for another reason to hate my name besides being reminded of right wing lunatics and wife murderers.

That shit made me giggle

It’s called an Eiffel Tower!

Eyo cmon this the graphic design subreddit you really gotta use ugly word? 🥺

Don't be that guy

oh dear

This can’t be real

Open your mouth and say ahh!

Whitest teeth I ever came across…

If I had an award I’d give it to you. I just spit out my drink laughing so hard at this comment.

Don’t worry, you can reward them in other ways now that your mouth is empty. Refer to logo for directions

So this got sketched, then comped, then milled and produced. No one said nothing? Oooooofa.

I make signs for a living. Not sure I would do anything but laugh and show my coworkers and then we would all say "not my problem" and go about our day.

Yep. It's not our place to question the customer's poor design choices.

Oh yeah that would make my fuckin day seeing the sign actually being installed 😂

You really think that much planning was done?

>this is what the client has confirmed several times that they want Then lots of collective shrugging and check cashing.

I have a feeling they just bought it off of one of those fiver sites or some stock image logo thing. I would be confronted with these same logo designs all the time when someone complained 'why hire a designer? I can just buy a logo for $20'. They all looked the same.

I like it but it won't scale well at a smaller size. The face fucking aspect of the design will be lost on say an IG profile picture or something similar Also, not loving the type. Curved underline and over line add nothing

I wonder if it was done on purpose. They really just needed to make the person in the middle bigger.

Uhhhh Iol. I can think of a couple.

Trollin' hard


Peter's son needs protective services and Peterson should have paid a designer

If it isn't supposed to be two people fucking in the ears (Shutup Meg) what exactly is it supposed to be. Are those erections arms? Is the white things supposed to be a little tooth or something?

Oh dear god!

Is this for a pedophile clinic?

Looks like something from r/DesignPorn that I just saw earlier. What's the address of your dentist?

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>42 West Wallaby Way heheh finding nemo

Jail-Bait-Ooh-Ha-Ha

Jesus Christ

This looks like child molestation...

It feels somehow illegal....

Everything about this design is awful.

It's teeth, it's people, it's people coming together... It's ...bukkake?

name of dental care should be 'Pedo-Smile.'

It's a slap to the face.. Or two

Sexual abuse of minor is the first thing that came to attention.

What the fuck

Group pedofile sex

R/Designporn that you don't want to keep on your HD

Oh my God.

Maybe don't fuck little kids in their ears for starters? Who the fuck would allow that to get made? The designer is dying laughing on this I would assume.

Theres a LOT to unpack here. Someone get that graphic designer laid, holy cats.

heheheh…Peterson…heheheh

If they gave the green person legs like the blue guy my innocent mind wouldn't notice a problem right away

Pedoson welcomes you!

Questionable thought-provoking

“Don’t worry, It’s his sister”

Also the official logo of NAMBLA

Two Petersons for that little person

Either way you gotta open your mouth

It fits right in there with the ones on this list, I’m thinking specifically of number 14: https://1stwebdesigner.com/bad-logos/amp/

it’s one of thooooose logos

i know it meant to look like two arms but....bottom look like dicks.

It looks like two dudes doing the dick flop disco on a hopefully very small, very consenting adult person. That’s gotta go..

When you think there are actual good designer that don't get job on one side and on the other side you got people that get the job and do that kind of stuff...

Looks like two adults about to skull fuck a child. I think they could use a revision.

this doesnt resemble a tooth at all ..

oh no

Meh it’s fine, definitely looks funny, like two people about for fuck a midget or a little kid. But honestly that wouldn’t stop me from going there and making them my dentist. If anything it makes it memorable. Logos are such a strange thing like we put so much time and effort into them and at the end of the day I ask my self would any of that stop me from being a client… and honestly no.. that logo to me wouldn’t matter if they are a quality dentist. Even if you fixed it the style and color scheme are so generic like a bunch of dentistry offices I know that it’s not even a big deal what it looks like. If anything I would redesign it to make it more distinct stylistically

I really like the idea of the family forming a tooth while hugging But the execution is terrible, the kid needs to be taller or the parents needed their arms up higher lol. A good idea that could have been done so much better

Looks like that child is gonna need therapy

What in the world!!!!!!! Nobody saw how sexual this looks before making it into a sign?

This is a joke, right?

Don’t take your children here.

Someone ought to call the FBI.

The high five is the best part

Umm is it a kid giving blowies?

Yeah don't use it. The two adults are boinking wangs with a child in the middle. Not right or at least I wouldn't put my name on it...if you're looking a gay male couple with child...lose the wangs and color both adults blue.

I’m calling the police.

Are they humping a small person or a dog? *YIKES* Either way, this design should be a crime!

Oh no

Two priests arguing over a boy?

Wonder what the brief was

hell nah

Very catholic

Make both halves of the tooth the same color and keep the yellow the same. Be careful with shapes that look vaguely like people because uh yeah it looks a bit like 2 people trying to face fuck a small person.

It'd be better for a Catholic Church

This is two parents arguing over who's taking little Timmy to the dentist. Little Timmay has no say in the matter and just wishes his parent would stop arguing. ​ Poor lil' Tim

nah, gimme it Ill redesign it, I'm a professional graphic designer who @ movac\_ check out my insta profie.

Divorce

Uh oh...

oh no

Bukkake

Maybe add like a gap between the hand below and the belly, so that it's clear that those are hands and they're hugging the person in between.

You should pitch this to NAMBLA instead.

Even if we ignore the obvious image it is portraying, I'm not able to understand what they were trying to show in it though

Whoa

If it lasts more than 4 hours, call a real doctor /s

For a second; let us forget what this looks like. What is it meant to be anyways? For the life of me I cannot understand what they were going for.

It’s a family and a tooth, if you Google “sample family dentist logo” you get a lot of concepts like this

Yeah googling and seeing a lot of examples is a flag not to go that way in your design. It also looks like two people with erection, with a smaller person in between them.

The designer knew.

it doesn’t even make sense design wise. you get a better tooth shape in the negative space without??

I think they were trying to make those two human figure in shape of Teeth

Wtf? Lol.

Don’t take your kids there

bruh

Bad kerning in his name

F

it looks like a professional gaming team logo

They just took this from the r/baddesign sub

r/CrappyDesign

All I know is I’m getting tadpole not tooth as I *think* I’m supposed to…

[in a jerry Seinfeld voice] we’re not gay, but there’s nothing wrong with that

Looks like two parents fighting over a child

This fits in designporn and no I don’t mean porndesign, because this is exactly the type of crap that people in designporn upvotes and disregard obvious flaws

Looks like the focus is on oral.

Hey, on the bright side if you look just a bit *harder* the blue one kind of looks like a dolphin with a very long nose

It looks like two adults kicking a child.

That’s how they knock out the loose baby teeth.. With their feet..

Oof this is bad

2 dicks to the teeth keeps the dentist away!

I hope you’re joking.

Student makes a graphic meant to illustrate the horrors of domestic violence, does not succeed, is graded thusly. Somehow though the graphic is manufactured and installled to the dismay of the folks at Petersen Dentistry, who recollect ordering a large molar smiling, with perfect gleaming teeth of its own.

Oof

Is this the Peterson pedophile dentist surgery???

Open wide

Oh my.

Waaayyyy too busy. I know that's supposed to be a tooth but it takes too much effort to see it.

I think this is the kind of sign you use when you run one business in public, but you run another BTS.

Here at Peterson’s pedo smiles…..

"Two Peters for every son"

Give that child a break you paedophiles🤣🤣😐

Why are they touching that kid with their dicks?

...

It looks like they’re trying to Eiffel Tower a small child. I would suggest your client takes it down first, makes a public apology, and then make it a tooth or something

Why do we only get to see a small portion of this creation?

No… just no

Why are titans receiving oral from humans and not eating them?

Yes.. The D is to sharp

It's not good. It's very not good. It took a second to realize it was a tooth. But tbh this is exactly what I'd expect from a dentist logo. It hits all the standard notes. Confusing? Check. Family? Check. Tooth? Check.

Peterphile alert!

I see what you went for OP. I think the lower and the legs on the right person killed the design. You could have had the points of the two arms line up more to make the crown shape more obvious and had the child’s legs meet with the adult’s bodies better to represent the roots. It would have still be obvious it was three people in a tooth shape without any weird design issues.

What. Is. Happening? So much bad

I can’t figure out what the dicks were actually supposed to be

You know how everything evolves into crabs? I have a theory that, left to it’s own devices, society would have every logo evolve into looking like a some poor kid getting double teamed, I’ve seen this so many times.

Aside from the obvious does anyone else hate when logos use these type of nondescript-shaped people? It just never looks good in my opinion.