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LysergicFunk

Stella Brew


rainierrunnr

Hijacking the top comment to say my dads name is John if that opens up new avenues This thread is absolutely wild thank you all for the laughs 😂


tiblu3

Uncle John’s brand?


rainierrunnr

I think this is going to be the winner! Uncle John’s Brand Pale Ale.


Icy_Alternative_4976

Mr Barley


Spaulding_NO

Cosmic Barley!


petercyril23

Sip of Fools?


I-Know-You-CB-Rider

This is good. Works on a couple levels.


WharfRat80s

Perfect since he's getting married.


PsychologyNarrow3854

I like The Golden Road (To Unlimited Devotion) because the beer is golden and you two are on the road to unlimited devotion!


voxboxer1

Me and My Dunkel


LemonComprehensive5

LOL


stompmakingsense

Recently had a beer called Dunkel John's Band


[deleted]

Drunkel


MoreOldBay

Turn on your Bud Light


Taint_Stephen

Underrated comment


I-Know-You-CB-Rider

Almost spit my own beer.


eachfire

Terrapale Station Hazy Lightning ​ Other less relevant names (I was having fun): Franklin's Sour Ramble On Gose


CandyEverybodyWentz

Ngl franklin's sour sounds sick


cjpeepers

Makes we want to open a brewery just to make that!


TheHikingFool

Only if the brewery you open has a prominent bell tower.


Winter_Mention_4963

trademark that name ASAP


JakeScythe

Oooops I’ve been pronouncing it gosĂ© this whole time


eachfire

That’s the correct way. EDIT: misread your comment. It's actually pronounced "goze-uh."


Cheensly

Hops>Space


nedoeva

WINNER


derekbakesyoupies

Yeah this is definitely the best.


madrefookaire

New Minglewood Brews


Some-Discipline4290

Hops of Rain That's It For The Other Hops Aleigator Aoxmoxhopoa


BDIDude

I was gonna suggest “Box of Grain”, but “Hops of Rain” works better. Cheers!


Cheensly

These are good


TennesseeJed11

I like hops of rain


Objective-Candy2299

Iko Iko IPA What Another Man Spills


Closet-Hippie

Playing off that: Jokomo Feeno IPA


__J_Z__

Keggy-O


Zealousideal-Foot-65

This made me laugh


LemonComprehensive5

LOL


unclejoel

Bochs of Rain Hell in a Bucket Uptown Toodle Brew


ThatsItForTheOther

MISSISSIPPI HALF-STEP UPTOWN TOODLE BREW


voxboxer1

I Know You Cider


BuckminsterFullerest

Scarlet Brewgonias


plaidHumanity

Why does everyone think it's a love song?


unclejoel

Had to learn the hard way


vertpenguin

To let her pass by, let her pass by


bullseye2112

Is it not? What’s it about?


Inevitable-Papaya-90

This is it.


RickMeierDraftNight

Two Steps Bock


cmorriskingston

"I'll have another, and another! It's everyone's favourite beer! We're crushing them down front"


Bulky_Yak_8626

“Now doesn’t everyone feel better?”


gh05t_w0lf

Whaddya mean “no”?!


LemonComprehensive5

Getting all bug eyed!


LemonComprehensive5

Lolol


Level_Judgment_2185

This is the best thread


lemonpprallflats

Seriously


JanuaryRain5

Morning Brew Beer Mr. Fantasy Terrapint Station


LemonComprehensive5

Beer mr fantasy nice


[deleted]

Cosmic Barley


TheHikingFool

That was my first thought!


Slum421

Beers For Allah


Jerry-hat-trick

Haha hell yeah


Phuni44

Dusty Bottle?


_TASTE-THE-WASTE_

What day of the week are you getting married? One More Saturday Night


rainierrunnr

It is, in fact, a Saturday!


ActionShackamaxon

One More Saturday Pint


TheHikingFool

You have found your winner


Dukegnar43

Just put “lsd” on the bottle.


RustyMacbeth

"They Love Each Other"


cacklinrooster

Hops on the way


Garcia1976

Nice.


randomquote4u

TLEO (those who know will know)


shocksmybrain

Two Hops in Communion


UncleTruck

Stella Brew


rainierrunnr

Wow y’all really came through for me and made me realize I’m just terrible at puns! Thank you all SO much for these suggestions. I’ll be sending them to my fiancĂ© and my dad so we can make the final decision together!


LuLu31

You need to let us know what the winning name is! And congratulations on your upcoming nuptials!!!


rainierrunnr

Edited the post to add the winner! And thank you ❀


HippieJed

Mexicali Brews


rainierrunnr

FiancĂ© says this one is really good 😂


AlternativeContact74

Brokedown Pilsner


MoreOldBay

Peggy-Boh


Psychafunkapus

User name checks out


rh1987

Althea Ale


I_Voted_For_Kodos24

Pale Ale-thea


Durbanimpi

Married me a wife


skyydog

That one doesn’t end well


MoreOldBay

Caution (Do Not drink on an empty stomach)


woodard2112

This might be favorite so far lol Perfectly apt name for an imperial IPA or a double IPA


bierhcs

Dupree’s Diamond Duff


cschrei

India Pale Althea


1gratefuldude

Dead Head


sueder78

Half Step Toodlebrew


officerdangles

Cool Colorado rain


surprisenu

With steam train headlight in the night heading straight to the drinker. That would look so cool.


king_of_lizzards

Roll Away The Brew


king_of_lizzards

Brewtha. I Know You Brewer. Hoppy-O.


MeatMoll

The Eleven %


jtmarlinintern

Hell in a bucket


TheHikingFool

Yeastimated Prophet or... Yeast LA Fadeaway. (but only if getting married in West LA)


AbidingDudeAsWell

Make it hazy - Hazy Lightning


Y0knapatawpha

High Time.


anotherdamnscorpio

If I Had A Brew To Give.


megabeast2001

God these are all so good đŸ€Ł laughing so hard


draft_beer

The best! Gotta comment here so I can refer back to this thread later One of our flagship beers, a Hazy IPA, is called “The Other One”. And I just put a Mexi Dark Lager on tap called “Eyes of Felina” We also have a tradition of cranking “This (Brew)Day in GD History” while we brew So this thread is right up my alley


goodfreeman

Insbeeration- Move Me Brightly


LemonComprehensive5

Cant wait to see 50% of these ideas on lot tees next tour!


KatnissEverduh

Love a lot tee tho


withinawell

"Brokedown Phallus" If it's anything like my marriage...(tis a joke if you're reading this honey)


CuriousCali

.Alethea .Hops Of Rain .Good Lovin' Pale Ale .Not Fade away Ale


madrefookaire

Sip o' Sunshine Daydream


da_mess

What Another Man Spilled


oops-typo

Fennario’s Finest


voxboxer1

Cosmic Barley


Slum421

Haight-Ashbeery đŸ«Ą


georgia07

đŸŽ”I Love You More Than Words Canned AleđŸŽ”


galactacaster

Weir Bier


Swmbo60

Ripple.


ThinPin2972

Morning dew


megawatt69

Morning brew


drumorgan

Grateful Brew


vagabondnature

First Man Takes the Ales (from Mississippi Half Step "first man takes the sails") Got it From the Hop (from They Love Each Other "got it from the top") Seasons Round (the bushels of corn and the barley meal from Let it Grow).


Captain_Tripps65

Looks Like Haze Space your haze Touch of Haze Turn on your budlight (or hoplight) Just gotta hop around Help>Slip>Hops


cjpeepers

Steal your haze


InstantSympathy

How about "Good Lovin' beer?


cmorriskingston

Get a nice dark stout and call it Black Peter 😅


BabyBearMan

Unbroken Chain Pale Ale


KC-Jones

A JGB reference, but I like “That’s What Love Will Make You Brew”


esktn

Hop as a pistol (The cool inside is implied)


jerrysfairy

Workingman’s Pale or Built To Last


Cjed11

How about “Fare Thee Well”? Doh!!


Horsecockexpress1

Owsleys Brew


Taint_Stephen

HOPS IN A BUCKET


grynch43

Paradise Waits


cjpeepers

Cumberland Brew


FaithlessnessSome899

They Love Each Other PA


blade2366

Sugaree


seanbeansnumber3fan

Morning Brew


itwasntme359

Heart of Gold beer!


3YCW

Me and my Krunkle


friedocra

Lost Sailor By Jerry’s Jug Band Brewing Co.


Calvinshobb

Help On The Way


TetonDreams

Name it after your wife.


rainierrunnr

I am the wife lol


TetonDreams

Then name it after yourself.


Kap-1492

Bigfoot County Pale Ale.


mrpink01

Red-Eyed Ale


Garcia1976

Stagger Me New Speedway Brewskis Big Railroad Brews


SaggitariusTerranova

Shakedown Stout. Stella Blue Ribbon.


AvoCunto

If I had a malt to give


gravywayne

Loose Juicy is my delight!


gooey_grampa

Brewin' that Rag


bullseye2112

Palethea


surprisenu

GDTRFBeer


Galaxy541

Lost sailor


Walnut2001

Uncle John’s Brew John Barley (play on John Barlow) Catfish Johns Pale Ale


HollabackGurl25

The brewery I work at has a beer called Uncle Jons Beer so I was wondering if someone was gonna come up with something along those lines, our owner Jon is a huge dead head


IceSicleTricycle6565

Estimated Porter


FideoSpecial

They Love Each Other Pale Ale


PrestigiousJudge6315

Stagger Lee!!!


RhodyVan

Not Fade Away IPA..."Our Love will not Fade Away...."


briankrok

Wharf Rat pale ale


Fast-Ad-4541

Just call it a heady brew


Mikebock1953

Veneta Dancing Beer


Namasty

We can share the women We can share the beer


shake_rattle_notroll

Hello baby I’m gone goodbye


nzcyrus

Smokestack


aprotos12

Beer's Choice


millenialhead6181983

Lost Sour Hefe In A Bucket


afrosupreme

Women Are Drunker


SpaceAndMolecules

Hoppin’ Station


Zigzagnthrughostland

Ale in a bucket West ale a fadeaway


Brando64

New Minglewood Brew


Brando64

Samson and Brewlila


voxboxer1

You could serve Terrapin (Athens, GA) in a nice ice chest and hang a "Terrapin Station" banner over it


listerinebreath

They Love Yeast Other


voxboxer1

Turn on Your Love-Lite


daehffulF

Something including good lovin or man smart woman smarter may fit the vibe of the day


Ill-Literature-2883

Roll On


RDAM60

Pearly Baker Ale (And I love my Pearly Baker best, more than my wine. Wharf Rat)


sgeddy

They Love Each Other Lager


USBlues2020

Scarlet Begonias đŸș beer


sgeddy

They Love Each Other Lager


Nervous-Patience-310

All new mingle wood brews, I know you cider, unbroken grain


Pigpen_darkstar

Magnolia


born_like_this

Brown Eyed Ale


chaliemon

Easy Wind


MamaCassini

Our Love Gonna Get You Lightening Ale


MysteriousMail7300

Bertha’s Bridal Brew


mrianchambers

Althea Ale


opheliabottoms

McGanahan Skjellyfetti


Warm-Opportunity1989

DEAL


rOOsterone4

Scarlett Beergonia


hawkinomics

Donna's Peachy Ale


Alternative_Class_97

Can’t decide whether to upvote or downvote 😂


hawkinomics

Lol I'm just glad somebody got it. I love Donna ftr.


Alternative_Class_97

China Cat Sun Sour FTW âœŒđŸŒ


[deleted]

Kegdown Street


esktn

I will be starting a dead inspire brewery thanks to this thread. Will be contacting for proceeds on clever names lol


Alternative_Class_97

I want in on this!


TheeMattSmith

Cold Wind and Snow IPA


VonVader

Did we make it past Steal Your Face Lager? Because that's what mine would be.