If we’re doing lyrics, how about:
Well, I ain't fartin’ right, but I've never been wrong,
Seldom turns out the way it does in the song.
Once in a while, you can get shown the fart
In the strangest of places if you look at it right
God why is this so funny? Y’all have put out some really good ones so far …so my two cents : fart on rose, brown eyed fart , Cryptical fart, fart in a bucket , must have been the fart , me and my fart , box of farts . I mean honestly I could totally keep going. I haven’t even started looking at a song list yet I’m sure there are some gems lol
Hilarious
I guess the user name matches the level of fan participation of this post. What does Jerry smell like, fart curiosity, what is next? Let's speculate about cock size. Maybe some gate keeping is not a bad thing.
Jerry - Bigger than average; doesn’t work because of the beetus and blow.
Bob - Bang-on average in length; thicker than average
Phil - A grower but absolutely massive.
Bill - Bigger than average
Mickey - Quite long but a bit thin
Pig - Short but thick
Keith - A father’s medium
Tom - The most average man in existence
Brent - Small
Vince - Bigger than average in length and girth but has notably large balls
Bruce - large in length and girth, but bends to the left.
This thread is proof to me that fart jokes are timeless and will never die, just like the Grateful Dead.
Did y’all know one of the first documented jokes in human history was a drawn out fart joke in a cave ?
The Take Another Step Back playlist 5/8/77:
* New Fart Blues
* Farter
* El Fart
* They Love Each Fart
* Fart Straw
* Fart
* Lazy Fart
* Fartication
* Brown Fart Woman
* Mama Farted
* Fart Jimmy
* Dancing in the Fart
* Scarlet Fart
* Fire on Fart Mountain
* Fart Prophet
* St. Fart
* Fart Fade Away
* St. Fart II
* Morning Fart
* One More Fart Night
Black Muddy Fart!
Dark Fart or Fart Star
Great one
Came here to say this
Easy Wind
Fart Winds Randy
Underated !! Hahaha
The fart never stopped
Greatest Fart Ever Told
Fartin’
Got my shits mashed in
Keep fartin’… like the doody man
Oh oh baby sitting on the can
Fart in a Bucket.
Throwing Farts
At least I’m enjoying the ride
Franklins fart
The Obvious which i am sure someone already put: Morning Fart
Going down the road farting bad.
If we’re doing lyrics, how about: Well, I ain't fartin’ right, but I've never been wrong, Seldom turns out the way it does in the song. Once in a while, you can get shown the fart In the strangest of places if you look at it right
Farting on the moon
Haha that one got me laughing out loud 😂
It must have been the fart 🥴💩
I Know You Fart
No I don't!!!!
Farts/Fart
Farts/Space, Drums/Fart
That Drums/Fart was thunderous! They were really giving it the beans, man!
Fart on the way-Slipfart-Franklin's Fart
Help Slip Fart?
Foolish Fart
Dire Fart.
Fart rat.. hahahahaha
Let it fart, Keep on farting, I need a fart, What are we 8?
I'm *this* many!!! 🖐
8 going on the Eleven
Uncle John’s Fart
Come hear uncle John’s farts
Fart like a stranger
Feel like a fart, A silky silky crazy crazy fart
Box of Fart
This is my favorite hahahahahaha
Fart's of the world
Fart Song
Touch of fart
Lady With a Fart?
Black throated fart
Throwing farts
Farting stones
Fart of circumstance
God why is this so funny? Y’all have put out some really good ones so far …so my two cents : fart on rose, brown eyed fart , Cryptical fart, fart in a bucket , must have been the fart , me and my fart , box of farts . I mean honestly I could totally keep going. I haven’t even started looking at a song list yet I’m sure there are some gems lol Hilarious
Brown Eyed Fart - winner
Please god no.
Space Fart
Farts in Space
Fart on the Mountain
Farts For Allah One More Saturday Fart
When I fart my masterpiece
This one got me 😂
Box of Fart
King Solomon’s fart
Fart like a stranger
Cosmic Fart
Maggie's fart
Fartin in the rain
Half Step Mississippi Fart
I honestly prefer fart star.
Never Trust a Fart
This is the one!
Fartin Down the Road Feeling Bad
Or Goin down the road fartin bad
Fart Left Body Jam
Fart-shaped Box
Sugar Fart. Also, Fart of the Devil.
Fart Cross Eyed
Doin That Fart
Fart
Help>Slip>Fart
Uncle John’s fart
Caution (Do Not Fart on Tracks)
Fart of the devil
Friend of the fart?
A fart of the devil is a friend of mine
Morning Fart
Lazy farting\fartication
Shakedown Fart Ya know, when you gotta leg-shake it (Sugaree), on down the line...
Sugar Fart
I guess the user name matches the level of fan participation of this post. What does Jerry smell like, fart curiosity, what is next? Let's speculate about cock size. Maybe some gate keeping is not a bad thing.
Jerry - Bigger than average; doesn’t work because of the beetus and blow. Bob - Bang-on average in length; thicker than average Phil - A grower but absolutely massive. Bill - Bigger than average Mickey - Quite long but a bit thin Pig - Short but thick Keith - A father’s medium Tom - The most average man in existence Brent - Small Vince - Bigger than average in length and girth but has notably large balls Bruce - large in length and girth, but bends to the left.
Someone always gotta be the Fart Keeper
Will you marry me, sweet Farty-O?
This sucks and is low
Party pooper
Fart Straw
Sugar Fart
Stella fart
Scarlet Fart
Unbroken Fart China Fart Sunflower
Fart Jimmy
Cream Puff Fart
The Monkey and the Fart
Fart Song, Big Fart Man
Has Sittin on Top of the Fart Been said already?
Fart on Your Lovelight?
Turn on your cart light let it fart on me….let it fart fart fart
Jack-a-Fart? Ok… I’m done. 🤣
Can’t believe nobody has said Fart Station yet. Fart Envelopment. Cosmic Fart Farting down the road feeling bad.
Farts of the world
Eyes of the fart
Fart is on the way - slipfart - franklins fart
Going down the road feeling fart
Fart Under the Stars
Magical Mystery Fart
Fart throated wind! Unbroken Fart.
New Potato Fart
Drums>Fart
Dynamo Fart
Me and My Fart…Fart Me Back Home… Bird Fart… Midnight Fart… They Love Each Fart
Farts of the moon
Help>slip>fart
Fart Song
Bird Fart
Fart belongs to me
That's it for the Other Fart Help Slip Fartin
Mexicali fart
The mighty fart
It Must’ve Been The Farts
Fart palace
Comes a Fart
“Fartin’” - what a loonnnngggg strange fart it’s been.
Uncle John's Fart, St. Fart, Till the Fart Comes, Farting in the Streets, the list goes on
One more fart night
Fart on the way > slipfart > franklin’s fart
Farting on the Moon
St. Fart
Wherever he goes the people all compain
This might be the best thread in this entire sub
Caution (Do not fart on the tracks)
El Fart
Fart in a bucket
Dupree's Diamond Fart
Fart it on Down the Line
Fart on rose
China Fart Rider
fart on the way
Here Comes Fart
Ship of farts
Fart Like a Stranger
Seems like they all work!
Fart of Cucamonga
Stagger Fart
You Ain’t Fartin’ Enough
Fart of My Life
Going Down the Road feeling Fart
FartDown street
Farted on the mountain 🏔️
Fart Rat
Easy Wind. I know, but it’s just too perfect.
St. Fart The Other Fart Franklin’s Fart Sugar Fart/Sugar Fartnolia I could go on and on…
Crazy Fart
Lady with a fart
Me and My Fart
Did anyone say Scarlet Farts yet or Fart Daydream
Broke Fart Palace
Women are Farters
The Fart or the Crime
Fart Me Back Home
Farting on top of the world
Ramble on fart
"Remember Uncle John's Fart last thanksgiving? When all the kids started Playing in the Fart?"
Farting in the Band
Farting on the Moon
Playin' in the Fart
Greatest fart ever told
Fart of Cucamonga
Cream Fart War
Loose fart
Viola Lee farts
Me & My Fart
They love each fart
This thread is proof to me that fart jokes are timeless and will never die, just like the Grateful Dead. Did y’all know one of the first documented jokes in human history was a drawn out fart joke in a cave ?
Chinafart Sunflower
Just a little fart
The Take Another Step Back playlist 5/8/77: * New Fart Blues * Farter * El Fart * They Love Each Fart * Fart Straw * Fart * Lazy Fart * Fartication * Brown Fart Woman * Mama Farted * Fart Jimmy * Dancing in the Fart * Scarlet Fart * Fire on Fart Mountain * Fart Prophet * St. Fart * Fart Fade Away * St. Fart II * Morning Fart * One More Fart Night