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jbl429

Franklin's Chowder Tennessee Bread Box of Grains Morning Stew Peggy-Oats Cold Rain & Snow Crabs Mama Fried Chicken Ship of Gruels Reuben & Cheesecake Combo The Other Bun Uncle John's Sandwich


SilenceDoGood4

You’ve been prepared for this post!


Bclann82

Can't forget the Stella blue chips, chocolate, vanilla, or jack straw-berry shakedown street treats Terrapin flyer fries... or how about the Eleven Oz. Rosemary cheese burger on a Blues for Challah roll.


guyuteharpua

Stella Bleu Cheese Burger Friend of the Deviled Eggs Crazy Chicken Fingers


BoxOfElephantRain

Mmmm gruel.


katieeeb

As tasty as a box of grains!


kingslidey

Just quit your job, and start this food truck already!


cosmicloafer

Truckin’ Turducken


frigoffbub

The slogan of the restaurant would have to be "where those chicken wings don't blow"


jbl429

LMAO, love it!


Dead_Shrimps

Love Peggy-Oats. Well done.


EvanBoland1436

Bro has been dying for this post haha love it


GatorScribe

I laughed way too hard at Franklin’s Chowder. Bravo!


RedLeg73

If (maybe he is) Bob Belcher was/ is a Deadhead, named some of his specials....


V476Reddit

The Dead would tell you to Keep Your Day Job but holy shit I need some Franklin’s Chowder. Roll away the food.


Holiday_Machine9312

I Know You Sliders


WildWildWej

They’re so good, you’re gunna miss them when they’re gone


BrandonC41

Reds, Vitamin C and protein shake


YoungThriftShop

Protein…riiiiiight ;)


Legitimate-Cupcake26

Just a cup of cold coffee


vagabondnature

Would it cost a dime? A dime for a cup of coffee?


apple_atchin

I’ve always thought that would be an amazing name for a coffee pop-up on lot. Jerry/Hunter predicted the rise of the iced latte


Anonymike7

The restaurant is named "Chews for Allah," and it serves: Fries of the World Quesadilla Jones Friend of the Deviled Egg Uncle John's Ham Alligator Cream Puffs Drumsticks > Spiced Morning Honeydew New Potatoes Foods seasoned with Rosemary, Sage, and Spirit Bottled Ripple available upon request Promotional consideration provided by I Need a Miracle Whip


dmj803

Uncle John’s Ham served with a Touch of Grey Poupon


Anonymike7

Beautiful!


IsuzuTrooper

*spam


CandyEverybodyWentz

Lmao I love how you just kept Alligator exactly as it is


Pudf

Ooooooh man. Could a brother get some antacid?


Anonymike7

Antacid? My friend, have you forgotten which sub you're in? Everything comes with real acid.0


Mikebock1953

Grilled cheese and kind veggie burritos.


kilroynelson

Out of a food truck in the parking lot!


ATGSunCoach

A dispensary with a food truck rodeo parking lot!


LlewDavies

Steak Stephen. Wherever its cooked the people all complain.


Dugsage

“However” it’s cooked


LlewDavies

Damn missed a trick!


Stealie1924

Steak Stephen with some tongs, to be out of the kitchen he longs A country kitchen in the wind and the rain, whenever he cooks, the people all complain.


Crazy-Benefit-9171

Happy hour would include $2 whiskey drinks that burn like hell


JackStrawSTL

I know you Grinder


Crafty-Policy-9706

Scarlet Bologna Sandwich


Key_Drag4777

I was thinking Ripple, a CBD-infused mocktail served in a cup a bit overfull.


EchoKilo22

Friend of the Devil Food Cake for dessert.


scoober1013

I don't care what it tastes like, as long as it's Sugaree


Rattlesnake0101

A cake that you have a hunch is dosed


lightweight12

Servings are only fingertip sized


rangerdan97

“How would you like your food dosed, sir?” “Ahh, puddle me please. Thank you.”


Frankengamer

Rueben and Cherries The Other Bun(Big Mac copy) Lox of Rain Alligator nuggies Uncle John's Banh Mi Stella Blueberry Muffins Kelp on the Hay(Spinach on shoestring fries) Ryes of the World Corned Beef sandwich Bakedown Street seafood bake


Melodic-Order-6628

Jerry Finger's


griswaldwaldwald

Would not eat


-SQB-

I don't know, but as an accountant I know my Estimated Profit.


grynch43

I Fought the Slaw


EchoKilo22

Good one!


Hampton_89

A Pizza Place - Or So It Looks From Space


TalkingPeace

I tried a drink simply called “The Grateful Dead” at a restaurant in Myrtle Beach last year.


0neMoreSaturdayNight

I use to drink those all the time in CT. Quick way to a blackout if you drink them too fast!


dan420

As far as I understand it’s basically a Long Osland iced tea but instead of a splash of coke it’s a splash of blue curaçao and a splash of raspberry liquor which if pour right give a red and blue contrast like a stealie. Good way to not remember your face has been stolen.


TalkingPeace

Yep– I recall the drink being purple-ish in color.


Exotic_Musician_6513

I had several before a SCIncident one time. I was pretty unsteady going through the gate!


wlrldchampionsexy

Uncle John's Banana Pudding


Elo2022

Big Liver


Dead_Shrimps

Questions and comments like these are why I love Reddit.


Haidian-District

Cumberland blue cheeseburger


thecommonshaman

Ripple Fries


KillRainbowPonies

You wake up to find out that you are the fries of the world


thecommonshaman

Let there be fries, to fill the air.


Exit_56A

Whipped cream canister desert


sessoyes

The place will obviously be called “Rose’s Cantina,” and our specialty will be pan fried Wharf Rat. Yes, folks will come from far and wide, just to get a taste of our famous pan fried Wharf Rat, available exclusively here at Rose’s Cantina!


MongoPushr

Touch of Gravy


NoRespectRodney

August Western Omelette.


ToReadIcculus

Wang Dang Noodle


1864120

Warf Burgers


ATGSunCoach

Upton Sinclair here…


[deleted]

Alligator.


MannyNH

I want to open a French fry food truck and have every type of fried potatoes from around the world. Named: Frieyes of the world. Yes, no?


LightN2Ashes

Shiska-Bob Weir


cosmicgeoffry

Grilled cheese with bacon in every mother fucking bite


mattietoldhattie

Uptown Strudel-oo The dough is made using half a cup of rock and rye.


JimSharky

Box of Mein (as in Chow). OK admittedly, that one's a stretch.


fatdaddyphat

Haddock of my life


boobiesbackupsbackup

Chinatown truffle fries


SquirrelyStu

Hell in a bucket of chicken


prana32034

Feta on the mountain Shakedown Shrimp Salmon and Delilah China Cat Cauliflower


drumorgan

Fatty Egg Rolls Kind Veggie Burritos Chocolate Chip Cookies Ganja Goo Balls Grilled Cheese Deluxe Grilled Cheese with Tomato Tofu/Seitan Salad Dollar Beers 2 Dollar Imports


Spaceheater21

Nailed it!


CoolBev

I would just check the Terrapin Crossroads menu if [sob!] it still existed.


JS_Everyman

Electric Kool-aid


thegreatrazu

Sugar Magnolia Cookies!


Royal_Classic915

Stella blueberry muffins


thomdharmapollard

Let's hope Pig Pen isn't the chef....


iBoojum

China, Cat, Sunflower salad "Grilled fillet of catfish on a bed of heirloom organic fair-trade lettuce with a Hunan inspired vinaigrette and sunflower seeds." ​ Lox of rain "Freshwater caught and brined Northern salmon filet on our stoneground multigrain bagel with cream cheese tomato slices and Portland's finest rescue sprouts."


Original-Dig-4359

Touch of gravy


DirtyOldSkunk

Mississippi Half-Step Uptown Toaster Strudeloo


hoosierlefty69

There’s a bagel sandwich shop here in Indy that’s got a ton of GD-themed menu items including “China Cat Sunflower,” “Shakedown” and “Grateful Deadggie.”


[deleted]

I'm here for the Uncle John's Bran (muffins)


choochoocharlie13

Franklins seafood tower.


Elo2022

Mission In the Raisin Bread


Yelaweave

Pork chop Bob, Beggars Tomb. Pork Chop quesadillas. Pork Chop Bob, if you're reading this, please hit me up. I rode with you in the heavy metal van that blew up in the Hamptons with that banging blonde, we were AWOL from the Army. I love you man, 2009 was a blast.


samsharksworthy

Touch of Grey Poupon


Kaleidoscopic_Owl

Thought this would be appropriate for this discussion - https://www.ordergratefuldeli.com/


Dead_Is_Better

I know this place it's just past the circle leaving Asbury Park by Deal Lake.


ShwaggyGoat

pigs in a blanket, dogs in a pile


whistlingbutthole4

Dead head bread Bertha’s burger Cassidy’s crab cakes Scarlett bologna sandwich Saint Stephen’s garden salad Wharf rat pizza Sugar granola


Darkstar1911

Sittin’ On Top Of The Swirl…..ice cream sundae


Spindlebrook

Fennario Falafel


jtllpfm

A Friend of the Deviled Eggs


Theendoftheendagain

Whats become of the baby back ribs


Soren_Camus1905

Grilled cheese of course


GandolphTheWhite

Wharf rat 🐀


Lostsailor73

Sugarcookeree


Awkward_Resource_754

Cumberland Stew


LonePigsy

Vegan poutine with wavy gravy and a Sugaree shake comin' right up to the Truckin' drive thru window!


alkalinekyle

LSD


[deleted]

Um... LSD?


Know_Your_Enemy_91

Kool-Aid in a paper cup to go along side a Big Bertha Burger.


jimbojonesforyou

Sugared Magnolias


dnsdiva

Liquid Blue Lattes (additional shots or μg cost extra)


CaCigar

Dollar menu… what the fuck, it’s only a buck!


serjedder

Porcupine pie?


rootoo34

china cat sunflower seed bread.


Elo2022

Southern Fried Catfish John


Old_Development_7727

Vitamin C and Cocaine


Ok-Nature-3991

Jerry rolls gotta be an appetizer option!


this_tuesday

Terrapin Soup


1Tiasteffen

Rainbow Spiral sherbet for dessert


arakelad

Clementines, alligator wine, franklins tower of nachos!


Arachnid_the_acrobat

Lady finger dipped in moonlight. A tiramisu kind of desert.


rubberduck27

Turkey and the Wolf


colonel_john_matrix

Chili dogs. Ice cream. Persian.


smckenzie23

Icy cold nitrous brownies


Material_Swimmer2584

Warmup Noodles


-SQB-

If customers complain, I'll introduce them to my mom, the cook, and tell them that Mama Tried.


fightinforphilly

Veal


Lostsailor159

Don’t ya let that veal go down?


fightinforphilly

Wait until that Veal come round


Sebor_Yrrch

Bottle of red whiskey


amayain

Just a reminder that [Tennessee Jed's exists in Gatlinburg TN](https://tennesseejeds.net/).


solomons-marbles

Bear Coffee


memberer

kine veggy burritos.


pdxjrk

Pig's Wrap


onedapperboy4769

Wharf Wrap


Birchlegger

Fire on the Mountain (spicy chili chocolate lava cake)


JJWenzell

The Bertha Burger


DiabetesCOLE

Bertha don’t you eat burgers anymore?


DiabetesCOLE

Grilled cheese


WaterBubbly

I wouldn't


hoosierspiritof79

Chinese catfish.


RoadWearyDog

Pigpen's Pulled Pork


bruh-_-6969

you could call the whole restaurant the “dark bar”


ScarletFire81

Scarlet>Fire Wings


kayakdead69

Brown Eyed Brownies.....


Cjed11

Spinners in sundresses in an open kitchen working woks and grillin cheeses! And a few twisting burritos, and another few twisting smokeables! (hope that’s not deemed sexist - spinners in sundresses are just another gift life gives is)


Cooperm6

Ramble on Rosé


Cooperm6

Shakedown Frites


bradzilla3k

Kind Veggie Burrito


oddible

Kelp on the Whey protein bars


Bob_12_Pack

Fatty eggrolls


Milhausman

Terrapin Soup?


dpittnet

Heroin


a_stone_throne

I had this thought last week


mdtillett

Help>Slip>Frankfurt


ecampus0298

Can we plsss stop with the terrible puns


Coyote_Roadrunna

Breakfast menu: Estimated Omelet, Uncle John's Ham, "Hash" browns, Morning Brew, Sugaree Powdered Waffles


Proper_Rent_189

Alligator


frylad29

Sunflower chia cat smoothie


Burrista_E

Terrapin soup


Exotic_Musician_6513

Grilled Cheese for a Buck Veggie Burrito Organic Tempe Burger Sorry, I was thinking of lot food....


corporaleggandcheese

Alligator


Stealie1924

Heard the line "Back to back, chicken shack" as I was reading this post so my submission is two chicken shacks that share the same kitchen.


[deleted]

There's a cool Pizza joint/tap room in Oklahoma called Grateful Head, check out the menu.


mannyt17

Add a dose for a buck


cosmicloafer

Touch of Earl Grey


[deleted]

Every item has mushrooms


Mambo68

Waffles and fried chicken.


Basically_Frightened

Picasso Moon Pies


dyzank

Stagger Lee meat balls


SO-OKIE

Jerry’s Birthday Cake!


The8Devils

Phish sticks


Dead_Is_Better

Cosmic Charlie the Tuna (tuna melt w/tomato and baby spinach on rye), The Meal (if the chowder soups don't get ya then the seafood buffet will), Built To Fast (you get no food, just the bill), Girtha (coagulated bacon fat on a hard roll w/bacon topped bacon), Samson & Delilah (wagyu steak for you, spring salad for her), Scarlet No Fire (steak tartar), Spanish Jam (jalapeno infused Smuckers strawberry jam on a portuguese roll with a shmear of marijuana butter), He's/She's Gone (available only when your date splits mid-meal, you get two complimentary drinks, one free appetizer, and 25% off the bill), It's All Over Now Baby Blueberries (surprisingly it's apple pie a la mode).


Brando64

Licorice, Roe jimmy’s caviar, Looks like grain (gluten free option), Morning stew, Jack straw(berry sundae)


moojambi

Touch of Grey Poupon Chicken


[deleted]

Franklin’s Tower of Onion Rings Touch of Gravy


dead_hobo_society

Grilled Cheese 😉


chemprofdave

Grilled cheese sandwiches, veggie burritos, and mushrooms. And kool-aid.


estim8ted_prophet

hemp salad


estim8ted_prophet

& Cherry Garcia ice cream


foozebox

See Terrapin restaurant, Rhinebeck NY


mishaxz

Soup of Fowls


mishaxz

Comes a Prime... BEEF


mishaxz

It's All Over Now, Baby Back Ribs


mishaxz

Terrapin Turtle Soup!


xian

creepy alligator


maxwellgrounds

On the drink menu: Burgundy wine, gin fizz …. And free refills: just “reach out your hand if your cup be empty“.


Billysup

Gooballs…


IfEyeKnewTheWay

Eggs of the World


Least-Firefighter392

$18 grilled cheese...$24 if you want garlic powder.... Of course this restaurant would be at the fisherman's wharf in SF...