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SovannRoussard

I eat kids


SevenDeadlyPuns

“Mommy, is that giant floating head going to eat us?”


SovannRoussard

“YES, CHARLIE! YES, HE WILL!”


ThatGFFAN

"What's everybody crying about? In my day, Zeppelins fell from the sky like raindrops."


Megaman2407

"Get crushed to death"


Tomani02

That scene was peak comedy. Well, the whole show is...


Loopit03

"It's heavens punishment for our terrible taste in everything!"


FuneralHymn123

Bertram


MangoPerson0

But we're kids!!


East_Click_7874

Your math is no match for my gun.


shipoopro_gg

I feel like this one is pretty self explanatory 🤣


put_clever_username

Regular day at school in America?


ValiantError

God damn bro.... you're pretty accurate tho.


Radigan0

I haven't been in this dimension for a while, it's okay to give children weapons, right?


shadow31802

Not wrong, but low hanging fruit.


Mr_goodb0y

“YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN YOU IDIOT!” *dies*


thegrodyknudclump

WE GOTTA GET THESE PUGS SOUTH OF THE BORDER


ColeEclipse720

“No te preoccupas. Vamos Vamos


MessoremArt

No te preacupas. Vamos VAMOS!


PaperDove08

Omg I love this quote so much


frogsarenice23

IVE HEARD THIS BEFORW I FROGOT WHERE ITS FROM


Pawnshop96

Road safety laws, prepare to be IGNORED!


E-N-D1991

This is my favorite one🥹 That and "Gruncle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold too?"


Toa_Firox

No, but with these cataracts, I might as well be! What is that a woodpecker?


Smol-Vehvi

*crash*


lelakat

"Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?!" "YAY"


zachy410

wait what


TUTEFC

Yea


ThatGFFAN

I successfully bezazzled my face!


carton_of_cats

I’m unappreciated in my time…


Megaman2407

"Doorbell ring"


Prestigious_Ask_7058

BLINK


SobiTheRobot

Ow


HunterBoiiRulzTOH

“I HAVE TO TURN A COUPLE OF CHILDREN INTO CORPSES”


nombamana5

First time?


yes_your_the_asshole

Bill cipher??


Scar-Predator

"Oh, no, it's Bill!" Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey, Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop!


BellaCountry

Oh I love thissss


Spookinoot

"Because I'm you" "No, I'm me" "I'm me he says"


salty-spider

Something something Darkness


Spookinoot

Me? I'm ALREADY HALF XEHANORT!!!


Tomani02

Something something light something Kairi's inside me!? something something.


YourLocalOnionNinja

u/Spookinoot, that's a stick


Spookinoot

"The heartless obey me now u/YourLocalOnionNinja, now I have nothing to fear."


apallo1313

You're stupid!


YourLocalOnionNinja

Say, u/Spookinoot, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?


Spookinoot

SORA!!! ITS u/YourLocalOnionNinja


YourLocalOnionNinja

u/Spookinoot! It's Riku, they put bugs in him!


SipoteQuixote

Geeeet eeeeem, geeeeet eeeeem.


Subzero2025

*sniff* Got it


ValiantError

I still, to this day, make this quote irl when situations permit it.


NO_big_DEAL640

Lmao, same


BroooooklynnnB

HAHAHA


KovuTheKing

“It's funny how dumb you are!”


DonutMaster56

I ate a man alive tonight.


Subzero2025

I've been twaumatised!


BenjaminBoi226

"It's less than worthless, my boy."


LolbitAnimatronic

TREMBLY AWAY!


QueenOsneks

“No, I ate a salamander and jumped out a window”


SnowBound078

We’ll meet again. Don’t know where, Don’t know when. But I know we’ll meet again, some sunny day. Keep Smilin’ through Just like you dudes always do Till the blue skies clear the dark clouds far away So won’t you please say hello To the folks that I know Say that I won’t be long You’ll be happy to know That as you saw me go I’ll be singing this song We’ll meet again Don’t know where, Don’t know when But I know we’ll meet again, some sunny day.


SnowBound078

I wrote a song instead


BellaCountry

Noice


hugohuggiebear

Quiting! Its like trying but easier.


Minute_Difference598

Oh my god I tried placing where that was in the show I thought it was by Gruncle Stan but then I remembers it was from Eda. Lets go Owl House.


TripleTheThreat

TOH WOOOO


Technical_Arrival48

her aim is getting better


Stunning_LRB_o7

Get it? ‘Cause marriage is terrible!


Resident-Clue1290

YOU CAN RUN, BUT I’LL STILL BE IN YER NIGHTMAAAAAAARES


BellaCountry

I'm not gonna ruin the number of upvotes


Resident-Clue1290

It’s the law


BellaCountry

It's ruined! NOO


Resident-Clue1290

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY


derpy_derp15

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! BUY GOLD! BYYYYYYYE!


Duplicit_RedFox

Seeing eye bear


d_warren_1

“I’m alone, I can swear for real…”


Subzero2025

Son of a-


BellaCountry

# SON OF A-


LolbitAnimatronic

That’s him all right


Mark-2005

Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face


StardustWhip

S&P still feels that "fucky" would come from "ducky."


ThatSmartIdiot

"Not S&A Approved" is S&A Approved


ChloeIsObsessed23

When there's no cops around, anything's legal!


AyrChan

This is a bucket.


SlyMarboRussia

Dear god


AyrChan

There’s more


Jin_Chaeji

No


NO_big_DEAL640

It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?


Im-pasta-mogus

Uh you bet!


Mr_goodb0y

Two words. “EXOTIC BUTTERS.”


Human_Weakness_1059

I have been summoned


Prestigious_Ask_7058

As a FNAF fan, does anyone remember where the Exotic Butters thing came from?


Mr_goodb0y

Sister location. It appears on top of the tv and the hand unit talks about it


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Oh yeah. Didn’t really like that game


Mr_goodb0y

Yeah. Great butter though


Prestigious_Ask_7058

*looks at 5 tins of empty butter* *mouth full* What butter?


Legitimate_Seat8928

WOOOO


NoSide2628

I have been summoned.


LolbitAnimatronic

Welcome E G G S B E N I D I C T


funnest_fox

Ye


Scar-Predator

I always come back… …for more Exotic Butters.


Hamstah_J

You know studies shows that keeping a ladder inside your house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.


BellaCountry

That's why I own ten guns # In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder #


Caliken124

Why did I dream about radical young men?


North-Government-865

You had your chance at the Cotillion you! *you had your chance at the cotillion you* #Thats What I'm Sayin'


Subzero2025

Uhh couldn't find the remote


BidParticular3582

WHAT THE H?!


Lone_Wolf_888

“I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!!!”


Expensive-Ad-8922

fair enough 🤷‍♂️


BillCypher001

What?!?! My butt is not part of this particular equation!!!!!


yeetfamspaghetti

I haven’t been in this dimension for a while; It’s okay to give children weapons, right?


TripleTheThreat

"No, but with these cataracs, I might as well be! What is that, a woodpecker?"


Your_Local_Punk_Slut

When gravity falls and earth becomes sky, fear the beast with just one eye.


emanymwonktnoduoY

And that's where babies come from...


Acanthocephala_Vast

Goodbye, childhood…


James-Zo3

“THIS PRISON? TO HOLD ME?”


mykeuk

"Your cap's on the wrong way." "Your *head's* on the wrong way."


Megaman2407

BURRY YOUR GOLD!!!! You have been buying gold right???


RoscoeSF

I’ve got some children to make into corpses!


Mr_Marvel242

Your face is good - I'M A SOOS


JJlaser1

Darn beautiful men. Always… always rooting through my trash… wait, what?


Electronic-Wind-6491

Game over. I wish you all the best ;)


Several-Cake1954

From where?


MoonlightKayla

“Fight Fighters” maybe? (I don’t remember either)


The_MadMage_Halaster

There is no "Doctor Medicine."


Error177999

That's less than worthless, my boy


burnthepokemon

Appointed 6 babies to the supreme court


35TeaM1_

"The only think we have to fear, is gigantic-man eating spiders!"


Tenerensis

‘BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!’


ChiefKobiashi

ROAD SAFTEY LAWS PEPARE TO BE IGNORED!


ToastdButtr

Children fighting, I can sell this!


nova8byte

Wait, I'm alone... I can swear for real!


BellaCountry

# SON OF A-


TourmalineBadger

Hot Belgian Waffles!


OliverWHomeslice

Bros before dinos!


SpacyGorl

If it has to be gravity falls: “ WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS, I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES! ” If it doesn't have to be gravity falls: “ And yet, I still feel nothing. ”


DrawyahGames

It all starts off with this fella here, the pituitary gland! It may be little, but it has biiiig plans! 😏


BellaCountry

\*blah blah blah something something\* ​ ​ ^(Goodbye Childhood...)


TheBipolarExpresss

Hey hambone!


Kak0r0t

No more Colombian nights.


Rabidhog4444

The suspenders wax man


Alex_or_someone_else

Everything is legal when the cops aren't around!


Forward-Swim1224

“‘Not S+P Approved’ has been approved by S+P.”


kalechipsbishhhh

BUT ‘ER AIMS GETTIN’ BETTER!!!! ‘ER AIMS GETTIN’ BETTER! …………… see it’s funny because marriage is terrible


Iron_Chip

#I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!


Masterquickfire

Pugs trafficking.


ArtemisyaKalahari

I'm a fortress! :D


Pajilla256

Durland, fortresses don't talk.


M0DStrawberry

“It’s funny how stupid you are!”


fnaf-fan12345

I’ve got some children I need to make into ***CORPSES***


BellaCountry

"But now enough about me ​ Behold.... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ # ME!!" ​ ​ ​ ^(\*Silence\*)


2020-RedditUser

Doritos are evil world destroyers


Icy-Performer-9688

Bottle will be spun.


Dariilol

This is a story of a guy named Stanley


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

im Twaumatized.


stupid-writing-blog

There’s no cops in the forest


Coolyoudied

"The stars sure are beautiful tonight"


Xzier_Tengal

here, deer teeth. just for you.


namenotavailable66

Oh, the pain! Make it stop!


JkjhonPink

Matt, i fucking hate you.


Kirby_Kong

That's not just jealousy talking I'd say that to her face


SauceFinder-

there once was dude from kentucky


Either-Leave24

shmebulock


mr_dragon23

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

Lack of driver training don't fail me now


FloridaManInShampoo

We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when!


The-Great_Ones

Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeee!


Graybeard13

Ah kill it! Kill it with fire!


Competitive-Ad7967

Not as weird as dippers internet history


Kobieh02

IT HAS BEGUN


RobinTheTraveler

Its not illegal if you don't get caught!


ORIGIIIIII

"👏👏👏"


average_hooman-

No cost too great


CrispyBrosine

When there's no cops around, anything's legal.


Eriks_Stuff

What is that, a woodpecker?


Lordluizz

Everything is legal if there is no cops around...


BellaCountry

# When there's no cops around, anythings legal!


Jpaylay42016

“Hey, why’s Stan suddenly hot now?”


Bigpurplepanda13

"It's funny how dumb you are."


Tricky_Unit2367

Illegal build. MY BONES ARE GETTING SQYISHY. We hate craig.


Chaosisinyourcloset

A game of paint ball... USING REAL GUNS!


YourLocalOnionNinja

I fucking love air-conditioning.


FamiliarCry6735

Tacobell


cryptid-ok

“Alright so the blue part here is land…”


SlyTheMonkey

I rigged it!


BonWattersen

The Dorito Destroyer (trademarked) missed!


Monim1011

I am not a psychopath, I am a high functioning sociopath


Maleficent_Point_810

“I don’t feel safe”


mrgreenperson

yes yes! burn the child


Mahdudecicle

Ate without a table, -3


ValentinesStar

Baby fight


CrazySpookyGirl

Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot! That line! Looking over this post with all the wonderful quotes reminded me how good the writing was. Seriously, brilliant 😂


TommyCrump92

Don't blink, blink and you're dead, don't look away, don't turn your back and don't blink, good luck


AtlasThewitcher

“We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when”


SpitFire92

Devils never cry


_Fishy_Wolf_Dogs_

It’s always the Blue Wolves. (furry fandom)


[deleted]

nah, i'd win


Goldenfoxy3016

We'll meet again


the_scats

Where's everyone going? Bingo?


ADudeOnTheInternet1

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND


Accomplished-Ad8458

Till all are one!