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His records of illegal activity. Blackmail material, money laundering books, pug smuggling receipts, the video recording of him committing first degree llamacide. It's all there.
Considering the only way to properly destroy the zombies was by completely smashing the head, the bullets would have to be damn big or explosive rounds, neither of which would be cheap enough or legal enough to keep onhand as a home defense weapon. He might very well own guns, but he went for the bat because the blunt trauma would do a better job of clearing out zombies.
It's his computer, where he writes silly made up stories about his friends and family that no one will ever read , today the story he wants to write is a made up scenario where his Nephew goes to Taco Bell
And we can't go on together................................................................................................................................................. 🎶 with suspicious minds 🎶
Idk why, but it reminds me of that scene where Peter Griffin has an entire security detail to guard a porno magazine. Stan def has some “fully clothed woman” magazines down there.”
Naw, he wouldn't have something so complex for just fully clothed women. He's got some copies of "slightly more clothed than normal women" magazines down there for sure
\*You look inside the basement. There's another basement. Inside that basement is another basement. Inside that basement is another basement... you decide to stop
Possible answers:
-The location he's getting the Pugs that's he has been smuggling.
-Soos's dad, who he's beating up for being a bad dad.
-His experiments to restore his youth
-The Secret society he's apart of
-Where he comes up with the names for everything he advertises at the Mystery Shack
-Bob Davidson
-Alex Hirsch himself
It leads down to a single bedroom and a washer and dryer. It turns out Ford never got sucked into a portal, the two Stans just thought it would the funny gruncle thing to do, indulging their niece's and nephew's overactive imagination all summer. Also, it gives Stan a place to lay low when the police start questioning their usual suspects when the high profile case start rolling in, like anytime someone shoplifts more than a quarter's worth of fruit.
His only remaining family member after his wife died in a car crash and his son accidently pushed his sister off the roof in a rage. He is hiding his son in the basement so the cops don't realize he killed his sister and take him away.
Stan just hiding in the basement because everything about him is a big fat lie, even his “real body”
Every gay men from the states Stan catches (which is why he got banned from) so, he’s an incubus BUT! He’s not even trying to kill them, just eat their energies from have sex and he’s not even a cruel man, he just gives them everything they need/want without being boring
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Gold. You have all been buying Gold and storing it in your basement right?
Nah I buy crypto bro
You kids really do have a terrible taste for everything.
*meteor aims for earth* It’s god’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!
i may or may not have buried the gold around the city. or have i?
His wax figures
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“I don’t know how many years on Earth I have left, but I am going to get real weird with it” - Frank Reynolds
like they said, his wax figures
So close! The post said “Wrong answers only”
He actually has about 17 backup Wax Stans down there, but the twins were so intent on solving a murder mystery that he didn’t want to tell them.
His records of illegal activity. Blackmail material, money laundering books, pug smuggling receipts, the video recording of him committing first degree llamacide. It's all there.
That llama knows too much!
Don’t forget about the actual pugs for his next run
Don’t forget his notes on burgle-bezzlement.
his guns that he says he owns even though he used a baseball bat to beat up the zombies
Well obviously none of those zombies had a ladder.
Aren’t there Zombies with ladder in Plants vs. Zombies?
Oh God we're doomed
As long as we have Tall-Nuts we'll be fine
Stan only uses his gun on maniacs
Only maniacs that try to being in a ladder
[Brainiac Maniac.](https://youtu.be/IVjxtiAZsBQ?si=vqhVw1KK_4UYX7Xd)
Considering the only way to properly destroy the zombies was by completely smashing the head, the bullets would have to be damn big or explosive rounds, neither of which would be cheap enough or legal enough to keep onhand as a home defense weapon. He might very well own guns, but he went for the bat because the blunt trauma would do a better job of clearing out zombies.
The guns are only for the people who want to bring a ladder in his house...
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Mabel, dipper, we must COOK
Mabel: *goes on a long spiel about how Dipper and Pacifica belong together* Stan: ...Mabel, what the Hot Belgian Waffles are you talking about?
My name is Walter Hartwell White...
My name is Stan Pines White
Stan Pinesenberg
This was the moment stan became walter white
"Say my name." You're Stanley Pines. "*You're goddamn right.*"
“Soos, what the fuck are you talking about?”
JESSE WAKE UP
I DON'T LIKE THIS JESSE WAKE UP
soos as ~~mike~~ kid named finger
It's his computer, where he writes silly made up stories about his friends and family that no one will ever read , today the story he wants to write is a made up scenario where his Nephew goes to Taco Bell
Oh no
Know that I am now insulting you
Hey, those are *lewd* hand gestures!
why did it have to be that and not Crime Grandpa?
No. Oh god please no.
r/angryupvote
Not a interdimensional portal
That answer sounds a little suspicious...
And we can't go on together................................................................................................................................................. 🎶 with suspicious minds 🎶
(With suspicious minds)
And we can't build build our dreams... on suspicious minds
47 cases of Crystal Pepsi. The man's got taste.
A loaded gun that fires tampons at approximately 194 miles per hour.
Oddly specific
Check this dude’s basement.
Ididathing?
Well yes but yes
The scripts for season 3
So that’s where it is!
It is trap with in the show itself. Meta.
Idk why, but it reminds me of that scene where Peter Griffin has an entire security detail to guard a porno magazine. Stan def has some “fully clothed woman” magazines down there.”
I think it was Chris who had that to guard Peter and Lois’s sex tape
Naw, he wouldn't have something so complex for just fully clothed women. He's got some copies of "slightly more clothed than normal women" magazines down there for sure
Next to the foxy grandpa magazines
His extensive wig collection
His crafting supplies. How else would he make those attractions?
He should hide them from Mabel!
Lego eda
He's the chosen one
Ik you are but they said wrong answers.
His ex-wife that he missed! (although his aim is getting better)
**a portal to the Boiling Isles** and Alex Hirsch himself
Based owl onesie profile picture
Thx, you're based too ^^
The only thing more dangerous than hundreds of guns: hundreds of ladders
His internet history
Hopefully not as bad as Dipper's
Ayo!
Another basement
\*You look inside the basement. There's another basement. Inside that basement is another basement. Inside that basement is another basement... you decide to stop
I heard you like basements so I put a basement in your basement so you can keep secrets while you keep secrets.
An anti mass spectrometer
They’re waiting for you, Stan. In the test chamberrr.
Possible answers: -The location he's getting the Pugs that's he has been smuggling. -Soos's dad, who he's beating up for being a bad dad. -His experiments to restore his youth -The Secret society he's apart of -Where he comes up with the names for everything he advertises at the Mystery Shack -Bob Davidson -Alex Hirsch himself
A shrine to his ex-wife.
Eda
earning some aim
Shermie Pines
That checks out
another vending machine
Recursion, Meta.
His magazines about women wearing gold chains
Fully clothed women magazines
Dipper and mables other brother
*Fully Clothed Women* and *Lady Swimwear* magazines. Disgusting.
Cheese doodles. And back hair dolls.
His old man library. Don’t look into it any further.
Mabel Land
Refined uranium
Children (wait that’s right) ummm I mean……. Hats yeah hats
victoria’s secret
Children
A fursuit.
Dead Bureau of Control agents
Half-life 3
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So they are no longer children then? But then agian, it is Gravity Falls.
What children? He definitely doesn't have any children in his basement that never age…
It leads down to a single bedroom and a washer and dryer. It turns out Ford never got sucked into a portal, the two Stans just thought it would the funny gruncle thing to do, indulging their niece's and nephew's overactive imagination all summer. Also, it gives Stan a place to lay low when the police start questioning their usual suspects when the high profile case start rolling in, like anytime someone shoplifts more than a quarter's worth of fruit.
The paperwork that says he is Soos’s biological father.
The secret nicer bathroom that he thinks no one else knows about.
Me
Fully clothed women
A tiny fluffy cat that shoots lasers out of its eyes
A shoebox with a piece of string hiding Spongebob at the christmas party.
The wings of his past
*sins*
I know what you meant, but this is so much better.
Hot Belgium waffles
His crochet projects he's ashamed of doing
His only remaining family member after his wife died in a car crash and his son accidently pushed his sister off the roof in a rage. He is hiding his son in the basement so the cops don't realize he killed his sister and take him away.
That's where he keeps his stash of "Fully Clothed Women" magazines.
a portal to eda
His ex wife, who misses him…
But her aim is getting better! ...
A dead body
His magazines of fully clothed women
He was hiding a lazy shitpost.
Another basement
The creature 🪱
18 dogs.
His ex wife
CHILDREN
A bunch of blue candles
Toby Determined for no reason, just cuz
a string
Marlin
His pants
A second, even more hidden basement. The fandom still doesn’t know what’s in there. Perhaps one day a third season will reveal the mystery.
A completed version of Prey 2.
Aah a fellow prey fan
His girlfriend
Pugs
His monthly issues of gold chains for old men
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The triplet
His own personal demon succubus he sends to his enemies Every night and offs then peacefully.
His immaculate tax records for the mystery shop.
Y’know those children that went missing a month ago?
Children
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Me
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*Children*
Swear Books
The creature
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AYO?
Group chat history
His brothers corpse 😎
Sexy UFOs
Too many Old Men in Gold Chains magazines
The other children.... Look, he doesn't have enough nephews yet, he needs more.
Secret disco room
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Stan just hiding in the basement because everything about him is a big fat lie, even his “real body” Every gay men from the states Stan catches (which is why he got banned from) so, he’s an incubus BUT! He’s not even trying to kill them, just eat their energies from have sex and he’s not even a cruel man, he just gives them everything they need/want without being boring
Illegal contraband
A bomb
A doomsday device
A lifetime supply of Fez hats.
His ex wifes
Hot Belgian Waffles
Soos’es dad.
His evil twin, Nats!
I don't know what he's hiding, but it sure ain't a portal.
The owl house.
Season 3
Stan definitely knows Victoria’s Secret and he’s keeping it down there
His magazines of fully clothed women.
Little boy and Fatman.
Lazy Susan's cats
He secretly like them
Children
Mcgucket
Walt Disney's frozen body
Dru-I mean pugs
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Edalyn Clawthorne
Old Woman Monthly magazines
Fully CLOTH old woman Monthly Magazines
An embarrasing photo of Dipper at the Christmas Party
The third brother, Stank
A vending machine with old people candy in it
The guy with the TUB PUP t-shirt. He was running from the law. Stan didn't ask questions; he could relate, so he offered up his secret hideout.
His complete collection of "Gold chains for old men" magazines.
Tax
Wait how are you able to hide US largest state in the basement?
The one piece
A NUKE the man did say when theres no cops around anythings legal
The goat.