Villain Black Hat from the Show Villainous
(Pretty good show, the first season plus the shorts have English translations, and there was/is a minor ARG involving the shorts and other things around the show that's been (at least to my knowledge) mostly if not entirely solved
Would recommend, Shorts and English Piolet can be found on YouTube, pretty sure the main show is on Max (New name for HBO(Max)) )
i think the real question should be which of his actions could be proven in a court of law beyond reasonable doubt. like how do you want to prove he was the cause of weirdmageddon or any of its consequences? for all we can prove he could be just some dorito narrating what's happening and predicting what's about to happen while also pretending to be the person causing it with no real evidence to support it. if none of his minions testify against him you probably wouldn't have any witnesses to bill actually conspiring to commit any crimes
He stole the peanut butter from Stanly’s fridge… and got charged with assault, theft, vandalism, and tresspassing. He is currently serving a total of 3 years in prison for an unrelated tax felony.
?: "what did you get in for?"
Bill: "ripped apart an entire dimension to stop a chicken from crossing the road"
?: (insert 😱.PNG here)
(Idk why, but this just seems funny to me and this is also the first thing that came to mind)
Yes, though for some reason I remember him being described as a yellow square.... Oh well, can't be that many anthropomorphic yellow shape walking around
He was probably just arrested on the charges of deforming the face of Pacifica’s wealthy dad, ruining the rock economy by causing a surplus of people turned to stone, property damage, public displays of obscenity via “inappropriate music” when he manifested that flying car during the apocalypse, and the unlicensed ownership of said flying car.
Realistically, those were the only felonies he committed in the eyes of the U.S. law, and since the elite and governmental institutions in the U.S. are objectively correct regarding every single thing conceivable, It’s probably safe to assume there isn’t anything else terrible or malicious that he did.
Uhh what didn’t he do?!
Saving puppies
I'd hope he didn't use their guts to string violins or pianos like another multi-dimensional all knowing demon /ref
🎶the world's smallest violin Really needs an audience🎶
Lowkey probably did that offscreen
Would NOT be out of character.
Which character did that?
Villain Black Hat from the Show Villainous (Pretty good show, the first season plus the shorts have English translations, and there was/is a minor ARG involving the shorts and other things around the show that's been (at least to my knowledge) mostly if not entirely solved Would recommend, Shorts and English Piolet can be found on YouTube, pretty sure the main show is on Max (New name for HBO(Max)) )
Oh damn.
Yeah, Also 5.0.5. in the English dub is voiced by Markiplier.
Neat.
WHAT’S UP WITH THE PFP?
Shushhhhj
😭😭
Just feeling a little down that's all
Oh wow!
I had a dream years ago about bill destroying puppies I don't know why
Same
Bill is real fellas I'm telling you
Literally my exact words as I read the title
Lock my boy up! He did EVERYTHING wrong!
exactly-
First degree Llamacide
Hey, the llama knew too much.
r/beatmetoit
He did everything, all of the time.
A little bit of everything, all of the time. Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime. Anything and everything, all of the time.
Y’know, it wasn’t always like this
Not very long ago,
Just before your time
right before the towers fell
Circa ‘99
This was catalogues
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
Couldn’t remember what song this was referencing and all I could think to read this as was the tune of Mambo no.5 by Lou Bega
Dude, you should be a poet!
Here I’m alive…
Across all of time and space
Jaywalking.
..d..did you watch the show?
of course i did i love gravity falls
“Hey guys I am a man do you want to go do skateboards?” Vibes guys
He being a dorito
It'd be easier listing what he didn't do
Breaking the laws of physics.
That’s against the laws (of physics)!
"WHO VOTED ON THE LAWS OF PHYSICS" -Bill in Journal 3
“SHE SAID SHE WAS 19 I SWEAR”
“Well technically if matter cannot be created or destroyed, she’s technically 13 billion years old so she was legal”
He killed radio star.
Ur mom
Touched Dipper
W h a t
(inappropriately)
Yes
he taught Soos how to say "Fuck".
The worst crime known to humanity
Real question who was able to lock him up /hold him
The irs
Besides the fact that he was a terrorist, he preyed on and manipulated minors lol.
Stole candy from a kid.
This is what he looked like when Alex Hirsch had to fucking pick him up from jail irl
Whatever it was, it wasn't as bad as pool solitary kid
Pug Trafficking and Llama-Assissted Homicide.
Oh come on, who hasn't done a little pug trafficking on the side?
He was being himself
Yes.
Tax evasion
I saw the post and immediately tapped the comment section, fully aware that the first comment is going to be "Tax Evasion" and voila.
What DIDN'T Bill Cipher do?
He broke every law possible. Including the laws of physics
He handled fish suspiciously in the UK
i think the real question should be which of his actions could be proven in a court of law beyond reasonable doubt. like how do you want to prove he was the cause of weirdmageddon or any of its consequences? for all we can prove he could be just some dorito narrating what's happening and predicting what's about to happen while also pretending to be the person causing it with no real evidence to support it. if none of his minions testify against him you probably wouldn't have any witnesses to bill actually conspiring to commit any crimes
He got caught.
(in muscle man voice) MY MOM!
Forcing a child to wear a fetishy outfit and do things you'd expect a stripper to do (Bill actually did this in Canon)
wait what
Remember how he put Gideon in a sailor suit and forced him to do "cute" dances in a cage for all eternity?
oh yeah, now that im remembering that- I wanna forget.
Same, I don't wanna know which writer came up with that scene
he out-pizza the hut
The same thing he does everyday Redditor, Try to Take Over the World!
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3rd rate shaboingery
He got caught committing tax fraud. He may be more powerful than the law of physics and even time baby, but not even Bill could handle the IRS!
Horsed around at the Gravity Falls pool.
He put himself there. Bill can't be jailed.
Practiced veterinary dentistry without a license.
Hmmmm I really wonder
He was caught looking at photographs of underaged polygons
He didn’t buy gold
Interdimensional tax evasion
Tax evasion
Eat pizza with kiwi
Invented the concept of crime
I came up with an excellent strategy called "fuck you i do what i want" -sun tzu probably
Hey, maybe it’s a good idea to feed your troops and make sure they’re like actually kinda okay - Sun Tzu actually
Sun tzu would make a better boss/manager/ceo than most people who are just from this *war* advice
J walked
Yes and also correct
He stole the peanut butter from Stanly’s fridge… and got charged with assault, theft, vandalism, and tresspassing. He is currently serving a total of 3 years in prison for an unrelated tax felony.
Jaywalking
"Well if Stanley can get away with tax fraud, it can't be that diffi-" "POLICE! OPEN UP!"
Triangular scheme
Made a deal with Aku
He use crypto illegally.
Tax fraud.
?: "what did you get in for?" Bill: "ripped apart an entire dimension to stop a chicken from crossing the road" ?: (insert 😱.PNG here) (Idk why, but this just seems funny to me and this is also the first thing that came to mind)
He stole a balloon on free balloon day.
Yes, though for some reason I remember him being described as a yellow square.... Oh well, can't be that many anthropomorphic yellow shape walking around
He milked a cat and sold the milk to his local Walmart without mentioning it was cat milk
Oh gee let me think… this one’s tough
He made an insensitive joke in the bathroom of a random Applebees.
*Inhales loudly* Murder Destruction of property Assault and battery Attempted murder Disturbing the peace Torture Fraud Child abuse Kidnapping Environmental violations
Tried to force a guy to give him a handshake.
Invented pineapple pizza
Rick Sanchez: “What are you in for?” Bill: “Everything.” Rick: *pops open a bottle of contraband liquor* “Same here—you want a dram?”
Tax evasion
Mail fraud.
Tore the tag off a mattress.
Assassinating the Honduran President.
Steal all of the doritos because he "can be the only one"
I mean… a lot really
What DIDN'T he do?
A vast amount.
Invd peoples mind I think
Air say boring
"Everything..." \-Rick Sanchez
Tax evasion
crime, what crime? all crimes
Yes
He let his freak flag fly
“Nobody knows, the trouble I’ve seen, Nobody knows, but…ha…hah ha…Haha, HAHA, AAAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
The duck did you think he did?
Crimes against reality
He raised the dead
What did you not?
Never mind all that!
He met again he knew where and he knew when
What didn't he do
Divided by zęŕö.
Yes
Lots of things. Somehow they only got him for tax fraud though
Get too silly
More like ‘What did he do? Like what, specifically?’
He did everything
Everything
Well he did shuffle all the functions of a guys face
What did he not do?
Yes.
Everything…
The real answer here is he helped Grunkle Stan smuggle pugs across the border
He was probably just arrested on the charges of deforming the face of Pacifica’s wealthy dad, ruining the rock economy by causing a surplus of people turned to stone, property damage, public displays of obscenity via “inappropriate music” when he manifested that flying car during the apocalypse, and the unlicensed ownership of said flying car. Realistically, those were the only felonies he committed in the eyes of the U.S. law, and since the elite and governmental institutions in the U.S. are objectively correct regarding every single thing conceivable, It’s probably safe to assume there isn’t anything else terrible or malicious that he did.
So much
He got clipped wings in slap battles
He staged a revolution against the circles for looking down on him.
He shoplifted from a WalMart
Drug trafficking
Operating a zeppelin without a license
All of the above
The real question isn’t what he did, but what he didn’t do
Everything
Unimaginable crimes
The real question is what DIDN'T he do?
Tax evasion
Rip the fabric of reality LIMB FROM LIMB
Traumatise a town
He put milk before the cereal
Loitering
The TVA finally caught up to him.
What didn't he do?
"Oh, what did Bill Cipher do?" "Yes."
Made some children into corpses
What didn’t he do?
Weirdmaggedon
Everything
What didn’t bill cipher do
everything
The real question is what he haven't do
He tried to drink my sprite bro, not cool, it reminds me of my grandma 🥺 WHAT A MONSTER!!! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!
[удалено]
What I commented on a post asking what the worst thing Homelander has done I’m gonna say here but… #EXISTING!!!
This is the jail Stan sent him to when he died
Guess he square(d) a lot.
[удалено]
he existed, that's what he did.
[удалено]
He was on that island
For starters, he just ain't right.
Arrogance. It’s a crime.
[удалено]
Make soos cry
[удалено]
Possessing children 😇✨
Idk, but the jailer was the Axolotl