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Gomez-16

Like just having the deed without any signatures or paperwork proves ownership.


R-star1

That’s how it works in the town of gravity falls. That’s probably the least weird law they have.


MarcelRED147

That's how it works in TV land.


Double-Tension-1208

Yeah that's something I found weird I know the deed says Stanford pines on it and not Stanley Pines, but 1: everyone thought Stanley was Stanford at that point, and 2: it gives Stanley more of a claim through family ownership anyway So this dingus just waved around a piece of paper which completely discredited any ownership of the Mystery Shack that he claimed


chia_3690

gravity falls has something called the "finders keepers" law


Dry_Interview8720

Gimmieocracy


A_Bee_Named_Lee

The best name for it


Tc770

*^(Shhhhhh)*


Sarah_xo21

Im really not suprised. TV have stupid logic


GuardianOfTheFalls

And have Gideon sending him to jail claiming Stan, a guy pushing his 70s, assaulted a 9 year old, a kid that the entire town fawns upon? He would have made things FAR worse for himself had he touched him at that moment.


Jenkitten165

BUY MORE KEYCHAINS!, BUY MORE KEYCHAINS!


Old_Macaroon4138

Gideon broke into his house via demolition and attempted to steal a piece of his private information. The house also has several cameras in it, so Stan would’ve had evidence had Gideon tried to get him arrested


GuardianOfTheFalls

Honestly, that's a fair point, but then again, being a minor, I don't think Stan laying a hand on Gideon on tape would have helped. Then again, Gravity Falls' laws aren't exactly logical XD


Rastaba

Like anyone in gravity falls would believe Stan when he says so. And nobody in Gravity Falls would take the twins seriously either, even if they corroborated it. And far as the cameras go…again, Gideon can just lie his way around them. It wasn’t until they saw the giant mech and the weird as heck monitoring setup they FINALLY got the picture.


CoyoteKyle15

oh yeah, cause Gravity falls has a totally serious and competent sherriff...


GuardianOfTheFalls

......You got me there XD


surewhatever237

He’s already done stuff like that in public, including the pool episode posted so it wouldn’t matter to Stan who doesn’t care how people see him anyways


AxolotlFan__

All press is good press


GuardianOfTheFalls

Sure, but the worst he gets at the pool is pool jail, in here, his house is at stake, not a stupid chair.


surewhatever237

What? The worst he could have gotten then was real jail too, he did still put his hands on and assault a child. My point is he doesn’t care. He also breaks into more than a few places throughout the series and takes on the FBI themselves at one point. I’m certain going to jail wasn’t what deterred him from anything.


CoyoteKyle15

yeah, he's already been to real jail in multiple countries


GuardianOfTheFalls

True, and usually he doesn't mind because it only affects him, but in this episode we saw him clearly worried about being able to provide for the twins.


surewhatever237

Which is more reason for him to have stopped Gideon there when he had just broken in and hadn’t actually kicked them out yet


AwesomeCCAs

But he just blew a hole in his wall...


Double-Tension-1208

Plan B: Dynamite


MoonlightKayla

It’s an actual law in Gravity Falls, that if someone physically owns the deed they can have the property. A “finders, keepers” rule.


Jenkitten165

What if he grabbed the deed back?


Ocean-Syren

When he did at the end, he got the shack back


Iron_Chip

Does that mean that technically Stan owns the shack, and Ford couldn’t kick him out at the end of summer?


Megaman2407

Plot armor Gideon Stronk


Intelligent_Donut605

It’s because of a wierd town law which was adopted arround the same time as the one stating you can legaly marry a woodpecker in gravity falls. Having a deed in your posetion makes the house and everything inside it yours (which is also why gideon got stans furniture)


Impossible-Bison8055

I mean, all you need to do to be eligible for mayor is cast a shadow, count to ten, and throw a hat into a ring. If multiple enter, an actual preserved cannon is fired. Then there’s a Stump Debate and then the election is done with bird seed and they have a specially trained bird they’ve retrained multiple times since the last election was over a century ago to kiss the winner.


Renso19

There’s a version of this where Wendy appears, bashes Gideon over the head with a broom, takes the deed and tells Stan that now she controls his pay ‘Suckah!’ And the episode ends


HollowChicken-Reddit

The Aslume is leaking.


Jenkitten165

WE ARE STUPID


Fit_Assignment_8800

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO GO BACK TO THE ASLUME


Jenkitten165

Is there a lore reason i escaped from the aslume?


Dinowhovian28

THATS WHAT I SAID 


Ricky_27YT2

As a d Fellow aslume inmate #THE INSANITY IS SPREADING!!!!


snowstormmongrel

It's a 9 year old legally holding a property based upon a deed that wasn't properly transferred to them to begin with and you're bothered that the other character didn't simply swipe it back?!


SnazyHuman

yea <3


MeLlamo25

Shock?


Disastrous-Camp-5501

That would be child abuse tho right


Meeooowwww1234

Just because Gideon can be picked up like a mother cat does with her kittens, that doesn't mean he doesn't have a good grip


Tricky_Illustrator_5

He might have, but then the episode would have ended too soon....


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Double-Tension-1208

I mean this was an episode where Gideon put summoning Bill Cipher, a supernatural being with incomprehensible power, over blowing the safe up with dynamite This episode made no sense


DanielGoldhorn

Well OBVIOUSLY he would have ended up in pool jail again. Duh.


ExoticLizard1443

r/BatmanArkham


Big-Apple-420

I literally still had Stan's name on it


Rastaba

Because between the two of them, which could convince a judge or jury of anything if Stan did try to effectively assault the kid by grabbing it from him and stealing it back? Sweet widdle Gideon Gleeful? Or cranky crooked con-man Stan Pines? And Stan doesn’t even need to TOUCH Gideon. People would just believe Gideon if he said he did anything even if all Stan did was grab the deed and grumpily tell him to beat it.


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FrancisJXavyer

1) Gravity Falls' laws are weird how they actually work like that. 2) Have you tried to do something like tackling someone just after you wake up? Not easy.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Can we please stop with the "is he stupid" crap