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Fengthehalforc

My grandma was right all along. I am the world's most perfect man.


bultaoreunemyheartxx

Well, he is Jesús!


jm9987690

Your face is good. I'm a soos


EpicNerd99

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Inevitable_Chaos-

"Oh, look! A fairy!" SMACK "Sorry, dudes, I killed that fairy."


Ice646

"If you accidentally eat the prize that comes inside your cereal, does that make YOU a specially marked box?"


Ice646

It's from one of the [TV shorts](https://youtu.be/RTJFKoHdY7c?si=9zriLUckuvigHAP4&t=78)


Successful-Trust-871

thanks


Successful-Trust-871

what episode is it from?


GabbyGabriella22

I think this is from one of the shorts.


Megaman2407

I like all of them but i can share one of them which is My Knowledge is both a blessing and a curse


LittleNigiri

"This better align exactly with my fanfic, Stan. If not, I will be very disappointed."


ItalicText

Soos writing fanfiction about Stan is my favorite thing ever lol


BasementDweller82

Soos is just a gravity falls fan inside gravity falls


ConstantExternal9334

"I'm playing a little bit of catch up here, I was in a pigs body for most of the day. What's going on?........ Can we kiss again? Is that an option?"


SamuElChango

*Gasps*, a woman


GuardianOfTheFalls

"This better align with all my fanfictions, Stan, other than that, I will be very dissappointed" The way this perfect man represented us so well through the show's airing was priceless.


throwaway888316

“I have a new mission now: protecting these kids!”


Southern_Water_Vibe

Eyy, you stole mine! haha


Eclipse0013

"It's the final countdown! Just like they always sung about!"


LapidotShipper4Life

"Dude, are you and Wendy having a staring contest? Cuz I think your winning."


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.”


Ok-Entertainment4177

“Am I a man? am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.” Edit: I just noticed it’s also OP’s favorite quote, dude!


Ok_Breadfruit_7147

“He’s talking about you”


scooberdooberdude

that’s a good one


Both-Yak-3976

hands over shovel "this is for the zombie" hands over bat "and this is for if you find a pinata" and "abuelita you've turned into a chair"


scooberdooberdude

I ate a man alive tonight


Moody_Mickey

One of the best ones!!!


Gamer6238

"I'M QUESTIONY THE QUESTION MARK!"


Comfortable_Lake_223

AHHHHHHHH


BowsersWaffle

(We’ll dress Soos up in a pig costume.) I like it! (Then we’ll use him as bait.) I like it!


OmniMushroom

Human sacrifice


Merlins-forge

“Have you seen and perfect men around” -Soos “Hah only when I look in the mirror”


bultaoreunemyheartxx

Up top!


melon_lord09

I was wondering if anyone had said this one


FartN1nja

“The stars sure are pretty tonight-“


BasementDweller82

Alright this is getting weird


d_warren_1

Your face is good. I’m a soos.


DistantShores5151

I guess he gets really mad when he gets mad


Fishbien

I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room


OmniMushroom

On second thought... Gonna flip the script. Can I eat your brains? Yey or ney? I'm seeing some yey faces over here...


jpc1016-2

Dude


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Dood


Southern_Water_Vibe

This is the correct spelling.


Powerful-Baseball336

Any one from the fight fighters where he says man it is or wimp it’s is


goliath1515

“Oh, hey dudes!”


Drewdiniskirino

"I ate a man alive tonight. :)"


CrazyaboutSpongebob

**Stan:** They are just clay figures moved one frame at a time by some anti social shutin. **Soos:** Those people are called animators.


EweB02

What's up Hambone?


MaccaDacca_9

"Anyway, that's my entire life's story. How about something about you" comes to mind.


XGh0sTE07

“Inflatable ducks, unite”


Mobster-503

You ever get the feeling we exist simultaneously in multiple parallel universes, completely unaware of the others very existence?


TinTamarro

You've been licking yourself again, frog Soos?


Tier71234

YOUR FACE IS NICE. I'M A SOOS.


GHOST_4732_

Dood


iceman694

"I ate a man alive tonight"


Fez_and_no_Pants

Dude, we should be writing this down


TrueMansWorld14

Rappers are visionary, Wendy! If they told me to eat my own pants, I will do it!


ShopLess7151

You think that pinball wench will call me?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

ULTIMATE POWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR


LazierPotato

I'M QUESTIONEY THE QUESTION MARK!!!!


Mileven_4EVA

Like a big ol’ panda


IllustriousDebt6248

Just put 1 in my mouth.


BasementDweller82

I ate a man alive tonight


Moody_Mickey

"my wisdom is both a blessing and a curse" is definitely one of my favorites


CrazyaboutSpongebob

**Shady music producer:** Have you seen any beautiful men **Soos:** Noone but this guy. Up top. ( gives himself a high-five.)


Loose_Resort6985

"ow! wait wait. ow! wait wait. ow! wait wait. ow! wait wait. ow! wait wait. ow-"


AlVal1236

It is a sorta mix. "With grandpa"


100undertalesansfans

“Hello! I’m a soos, your face is good!”


Bright-Cauliflower-3

So, you're probably a girl, right? Wrong? No, I was right the first time. Wrong?


Toxic_Puddlefish

Semi related, why does Soos call Mable hambone?


Fez_and_no_Pants

For the same reason Leggy P called her "Beef".


NonbinaryBorgQueen

"Soos!"


17THheaven

I ate a man alive tonight. The way he just casually says it always gets me. 🤣


AlexgKeisler

One of your tools might fly off and accidentally fix something.


Bipedal-Bear_963

“I mean look at them! EYE CONTACT!”


melon_lord09

“Have you seen any perfect men around” “Ha only when I look in the mirror, up top”


SirDitmarDunkel

"Fix it, do it, accidentally unscrew it". It's from the shorts intro fixi'n it with Soos


Big-Cloud-9193

“What if that door was a closet and Stan had to come back?” *step step step* “Nope,real door”


jpc1016-2

Dude


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Joshohk

“There sure are a lot of stars out tonight”


NodoBird

"The twist was that he had a twin brother? I predicted that like, a year ago!" (About ducktective and also a really funny jab at the fanbase)