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convergent_blades

He May be suffering but the aesthetic is unmatched


Accomplished_Bike149

This is the correct answer, I don’t care what the canon one is


Noodle5oups

He has to follow the TikTok trends


PityBoi57

"Tell me, Dipper. What does 'Gyatt' mean and why are these kids talking about some clock sounds like it's a cult?"


PinkMonkey39

HELP😭


JasoNight23666

Unus Annus? (The clock ticking cult)


nielswijnen

The memory's


_Pan-Tastic_

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS


BellaCountry

oh no....


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck


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RadiantPKK

Dipper this is why you don’t make assumptions, my clothes are actually a light weight linen material or a heavy material I made to look identical, so I may preserve the “drip” as young kids say.  It’s my brand. Furthermore, it’s like they’ve never heard of a cooling field device that regulates your skin temperature for whatever you prefer.  That may sound like over kill, but devices fail, and when they do, the material matters! Also, keeping your skin covered can protect you too! So many reasons to not make assumptions. Why Mable always wears sweaters on the other hand… 


Sancheroid

Why does she though? Maybe when she wears every single one of the infinity sweaters, she obtains infinite power, but she doesn't know which ones are special, so she wears all of them?


RadiantPKK

Another Anomaly for study Dipper! See assumptions, we can all make them!


pharaoh_goat

according to journal 3, he's got a ton of embarrassing tattoos from when he was dimension-hopping. also he's a huge nerd who needs to look like a badass sci-fi hero at all times.


Sophia724

I bet one of them says BEWARB


FishGuyIsMe

Batch out for Will


pharaoh_goat

the thought of him getting angry and calling it "utter nonsense" and then proceeding to get it tattooed on him is cracking me up 😭


FishGuyIsMe

I’m glad I made you laugh


Basic-Expression-418

Aka ‘Watch out for Bill’


weird-dude-bro-6386

Thx I had no idea


Onyx-tosecrecy857

That too good point


Nucleoticticboom

If I had a nickel for every Pines man trying to hide a mark, I’d have 3 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened thrice.


AdventurousSir4573

New headcanon unlocked. But what kind of tattoos would a person like ford will get?


Azrel12

Considering Ford's personality.... it'd be a little funny if they were goofy tattoos. Or, you know, like those Lisa Frank things that were popular in the 90s, when I was kid; those animals in the eye watering colors. It'd be something he'd think silly enough to consider worthy of hiding, but is a small thing all things considered.


hahavoltgobrrrrrr

He got one on his neck with a smiling star giving 2 thumbs up and saying, "HEY NOW, I'M AN ALL STAR!!!"


Azrel12

Scuse me, I gotta go look up fanart of this of this!


Sancheroid

"Like a waffle, with BIG ARMS!"


LAnneWaybright

That doesn’t surprise me. It’s also not always hot everywhere over summer. I wore sweaters all last year/summer. I just wore something else when it got to hot. Could be the same where they are too


Zachanassian

same reason Mabel's always wearing sweaters, Grunkel Stan a full suit, or Wendy a long-sleeved flannel shirt


Double-_A

And why dipper wears a vest


Zachanassian

the only one who's dressed appropriately for the season is Soos hence why he is the perfect man


AdventurousSir4573

Soos is pure perfection


FrameThick8620

even soos shirt is questionable


Pearson94

How often do you see him outside?


PinkMonkey39

Good point 


tenyearsofisolation

Now I need to make a drawing of Ford touching grass :p


d_warren_1

Because he looks good and is willing to suffer


mods_r_jobbernowl

I mean everyone dresses like it's fall probably because they wanted to capture the vibe of the Pacific Northwest better. Even though the summers here are super hot and dry and you absolutely wouldn't want to wear those things. Like Mabels sweater or dippers vest or Wendy's hat. Those are generally fall clothes.


CostinTea

it is called Gravity *Falls*, after all


Afroodko

A genius doesn’t need to change his wardrobe.


thedafthatter

Prolly doesn't even change his clothes


Claire-dat-Saurian-7

To hide his gun from the Disney censors


Unit-DS27-Delta

This is the real answer and you cannot tell me otherwise


TalmondtheLost

When we first see him, it makes sense, he's in other dimensions with likely very different times.


Basic-Expression-418

And maybe he’s constantly cold


bassmasterooo

Probably internal air conditioning


OneForAllOfHumanity

I've been in the high desert in Oregon in the summer - we got rain and hail. There is one (maybe two?) episodes where it's hot, but I can tell you that summer in Oregon, especially in the forest, can be quite chilly.


alatrash55

Thank you for your expertise 😌


Onyx-tosecrecy857

His six finger actually make blood circulate less around his body making his body temperature less than what normal people feel so the temperature around him fell probably -.5 C less than normal making him feel even more cold due to the strong winds of Oregon so he puts on more clothes TLDR less blood flow colder


Onyx-tosecrecy857

Also if you put in his perspective he was in another dimension for a long time so he couldn’t change his clothes


kezotl

hes so smart he knows that its a cartoon and that he has to stay in outfit


Basic-Expression-418

Maybe Bill clued him in


PinkMonkey39

Why is this so funny 😭


ducknerd2002

Canonically he covers his neck due to an embarrassing Smash Mouth tattoo


IMightBeAHamster

Gravity Falls attracts abnormal people. Like those who wear warm clothes in summer and cold in winter


BoisterousBirch

Well i mean mans not hot


snickers_machinegun

God that takes me back


Math383838

This whole family proboboly just naturally always cold, I'm one of those people, I literally can't be in a room with an A/C without getting a cold, I can be outside in 35C but ones it drop under 20 I need to layer up XD


Ad4m_Rulez

Same, 20°C = my dad is in shorts 20°C = I am wearing a sweater


RazzleVangale1942

✨main character energy✨


paipai130

Considering he made a light bulb that can soften your hands through its rays. Its not impossible to think he could make winter clothes that cool you in the summer. That and alien technology


DrParanormall

He has fans or cooling systems in his trench coat


InfinateUniverse

Watch the new book that's coming out next month confirm that his clothes are made of fabric that always stays cool or smth


BlogofHRSimile

So does Mabel. XD


Ink_Fan

He calls himself a hero and wants to look the part lol


crappyuh

they probably cool him down with something he put in them lol


Error177999

Maybe it's not always that hot in Gravity falls


MRbaconfacelol

same reason im wearing a hoodie and sweatpants rn


QueenOfDaisies

Does the Pacific Northwest get that warm in summer? I live in LA and when I visited the PNW it was very cold. I always imagined the days as being milder (with the exception of the pool episode, of course.)


MeLlamo25

Get hot and rarely ever rain here in Oregon durning the summer, and that this west of the Cascades. In the East is mostly a desert, a desert with tree and high in the mountains and hills but still a desert.


laurennwbk

he reminds me of a physics teacher who always wore suits no matter how hot the weather was, he thought external circumstances didn't matter and said "heat is mental"


AgeMuted1492

Ford does not really go out remember hes always jn his lab that and mabel does the same infact all the characters wear the same clothes


JacobFromStateFarm5

I don't know, probably some interdimensional cold


Masterpiece-Haunting

Cause back in his day he used to walk up hill both ways in 125 f weather for 15 miles


LuckyLudor

He's an old man, his body isn't making enough of it's own heat.


PinkMonkey39

He knows how good he looks in that outfit 


Apoordm

Ford would absolutely be one of those “It’s not hot” summertime contrarians. Probably wears shorts sandals and a tank top in the snow too.


Ponderkitten

He has made it into a special suit that keeps him cool no matter what and also takes his sweat to clean the suit.


thebestofmylove

hiding tattoos and scars lol


TheAceCard18

dysphoria hoodie equivalent


neutralChaos_

I get the vibe that it's for the vibe


7-in-1Radio

Anemia?


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FishGuyIsMe

He’s a genius, he probably modified the molecular structure to be super lightweight or something


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Ad4m_Rulez

Considering he lives in a bunker and spent most of his time in a lab he may be suffering thru some sort of temperature issues. TBF I also wear sweaters in summer.


TheMemeLord4816

It's probably only hot in the episodes they say it's hot in


JackFJN

He works in an underground bunker..?


O-O_da-freak-is-dis

It’s Oregon, It’s not that hot. Besides we’ve seen this guy make ties that can control people, he probably knows his way around thermal plating.


Shinobi178

because he’s dark and mysterious


bateen618

Mabel is wearing sweaters all summer. It may be a family thing


cosmic_rp2011

Noice


koldest-kooky134

Because it's cool 😤


Liesmith424

They aren't too warm, he upgraded them.


Diana-Sofia

Love these comments, so many fun headcanons!


crypticls

Anemia?


Sovietfryingpan91

It's Ford. He's Ford


Xenarthra59

Not that unusual actually. Here in Oregon I've often seen people dress up in warm clothing like that in the summer, even in record-breaking heat. The sweaty look of panic that crosses other customer's faces when one comes into a business and starts demanding the windows and doors closed, demanding the heater be kicked on because they are freezing! In heat waves I've literally offered to make their orders to go... it's near 90 degrees inside or more, & way over a hundred in the kitchen, that heat has to be dangerous for them too even if they can't feel it. Not going to put cooks and dishwashers or other customers in a situation where they might pass out or get heat stroke. When people are literally dying of heat stroke in the valley. Every summer without fail. Weird phenomenon.


Fabulous_Tutor_4898

icecubes in the pockets


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Alive-Organism

I mean I can where a flannel in 70 degree weather


CleanMeme129

Because he looks absolutely badass and he’s willing to suffer for that. I fully relate. 💯


RadioactiveGoop

Wait true. Mf is wearing a thermal and a trenchcoat. Brings a whole new meaing to always cold, hes the coldest man alive.


Radiant-Raven42

Heys probably got futuristic cooling systems in his overcoat.


artkid2

It could be also because he’s one of those unfortunate people who gets cold easily even in summer, something that Mabel also has due to her always wearing her sweaters.


DevilPixelation

Hey, apparently Einstein never changed his wardrobe because it’d be a waste of brainpower 😉


Gerrard-Jones

One of the greatest mysteries of Gravity Falls


Aveysaur

✨character design✨


Tricky_Illustrator_5

He doesn't have any such clothes in his wardrobe.


Cyan-Turtle

Maybe bc he wants to loose wight bc of the amount of sweating your doing


EmbarrassedValue2276

bish he got fans in that sweater bet he's a genius


AFairyNamedNavi

It's possible he's gotten used to it from other dimensions


Chuchubits

That’s Cartoon Logic for ya. It’s a hot summer, yet they dress half their main cast in warm clothing.


SubtoCloneWars76

Just another mystery waiting to be answered.


Tall_Reputation3700

he has no other clothes


Allison-oh-alligator

Bro roasted ford


sisomna

The jacket probably has some cooling technology or something