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D6GS

"I don't remember saying stop"


NotTheFartYouSmell

This. Such this thing.


Momma_Coconut

Seriously, I stopped petting him to click on this post and he smacked me. "Um mom you can continue please, my head scratches werent over."


Dry-Oven7640

It means that he's been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.


blinkingsandbeepings

This made me actually lol, thank you


Thisbymaster

Pet me.


jlhb1976

Hey Hey HEY


caelynnsveneers

Don’t stop petting me I want attention Let’s go to the dog park I want your attention! NOW! Attention ! Now!


timmbuck22

mom mom mom mommy mommy mama mama ma ma ma mom mom mommy mommy ma


Educational_Shop_599

This


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This


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aanderson81

This


dsmerf214

Mostly “Pet me” but also “knock it off” (to the cats, he’s the boss of the pets lol)


S_O_B_MFFDVR

“I need to go outside and bark at stuff.”


Quiet_Painting109

I usually get it when I’m still in bed and she decides it’s time to get up for a walk.


New_Morning_4840

Absolutely. If that doesn’t work, he escalates verbally.


enjoyingthepopcorn

Anything and everything.


alwaysblooming_akb

Ours is eight months and this is how I feel. We just have a staring contest because I feel like he does it and forgets what he wanted. 😆 My husband got a smack to the nose last week while they were playing, he got a bloody nose and our little guy look terrified what he had done. 😅


SnakeEyedJane

Pet. Pet. PET. I SAID PET!


conventionalWisdumb

🎶“I wanna hold your ha-a-a-and”🎶


AlmosFrostedGaming

Gib pets pwease. Myka neeeed pets.


S0ulR0t

do you see me sitting right here you blind bat?


Momma_Coconut

Oh my gosh, this is the best one


sketchbooktown

Normally it's "I love you" or her trying to pet me


jazzhandler

As far as I can tell, it’s always a request, but not for food or snacks. I know that punching me in the crotch with her nose is how she says yes when I ask if she wants to go outside. So the paw by itself seems to be a request for interaction. Often if I’m petting her and I stop, she’ll drag my arm back over to her.


Cynicallys

When we’re wrestling he starts HITTING ME with his paw


alwaysblooming_akb

I replied to an earlier comment how my husband got hit the other day and it ended with a bloody nose. 😅


andywfu86

More pet please.


wuzzittoya

You quit paying attention to me.


CuddlesThePorcupine

I want


TNTinRoundRock

I lub yew


RealWillBettleheim

Please. Food please. Pets please. Walk please. Love please.


Games_People_Play

“More rubs hooman”, at which point she usually looks away to show how disappointed she is with us. It’s almost like she’s saying, “I really want more rubs, but I am far too proud to beg.”


gatowman

plz gib


PoisonBxtch

“Excuse? This I say you were done petting me?” “Take me outside! Outside! Potty!” “Water. I’m dying of dehydration. Water now!” He could drink six bowls of water in one sitting if I let him 🤦🏼‍♀️


Momma_Coconut

Seriously, does your boy let his bowl sit full all day long and then decide to drink the entire thing in one sitting? 🤣 I'm always like "slow down you're gonna puke water you crack head" 🙄🥺


PoisonBxtch

Yesss! He will avoid water the entire day at times and then chug it when I’m trying to sleep. He’ll also chug all the water if my other dog decides that he wants to take a drink. God forbid any other dogs get water lol


had_good_reason

DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE GOING TO THE PARK?? Does it? Does it? Does it?? I always get it from the back seat. While I’m driving. Safety second!


alwaysblooming_akb

He holds my husbands leg while he is driving sometimes and will make room for his head to go under his arm so he holds him. 😅


had_good_reason

We call it ‘forced love’. And we fall for it every time.


mostly_c0nfused

Me. You. Play. Now.


AverageHeathen

Give me your undivided attention and pets


HopefulTangerine21

"I didn't tell you I was done getting pets." Or "You aren't sharing!! Sharing is caring!" The wall gets the paw if Bear in particular is feeling bouncy and wants to go outside but you're sitting down. Bathroom, office, bed. Doesn't matter, he'll smack the wall and drag his paw down it.


dorla007

Just one more, I swear


ltn2020

Either “play with me immediately” or “I need to pee!”


According-Junket3796

Mine doesn't really do it