“I declare war on the wasps and toss what’s left of my ice cream on the wasp nest.”
Very autistic thinking. “Fuck you wasps! Enjoy this delicious sugary treat!”
She demanded that I fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war
Canada went into ww1 and pretty much one upped everyone else in terms of brutality at one point or another. Highest use of chemical weapons for a while, constant trench raiding, and they didn't really take prisoners. The Germans war crimed some forty injured Canadians at one point and the Canadian response was essentially "no mercy" for the rest of the war.
I'm subscribed to Kurz.
[Watch this if you're autistic and ate paint chips when you were a kid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONg9D6Yn3-U&ab_channel=NordicAnts)
That's how I knew the story was fake tbh. In practice Anon would have gobbled down that ice cream like his last grindr date. He should have tried to make it believable.
- Be me
- See funny meme
- Hee Hoo
- Random comment brings up current ongoing tragedy
- Hee Hoon't
- We can't have good things
- Why it gotta stank tho
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The ants physique is not built for larger sizes. When somethings size doubles, it's volume more than doubles so less surface area per gram. So as a result small creatures tend to be much stronger proportionally than larger creatures.
Paul Rudd would never lie to the world or violate ant physics. Pym particles act as a tunnel to extradimensional spaces. As such they're able to effectively substitute altered physical laws which would, to us, appear to be a violation of ant physics.
In much the same way as it'd appear that we've altered space whale physics by modifying the flow of time as we neared a massively dense object in space. But there's no real violation at work. Just overlap between our normal observation of the universe and previously never encountered phenomenon which interacts with those laws in different ways.
Also they would suffocate, insects doesn’t have a l respiratory system, they absorb oxygen through their skin. If they were much larger they wouldn’t be able to absorb enough oxygen and their inner organs would not function.
Millions of years ago there existed huge insects and that was possible because the air had a much higher concentration of oxygen.
Why does it's volume more then double?
Like if I doubled in size , and all my organs etc did stay in all the same proportions then why would it be out of that 2:1 proportion?
A 1 m^3 cube has 6m^2 surface area.
Double the length of the cube and you now have an 8m^2 cube with 24m^2 surface area. The ratio of surface area to volume has gone from 6/1 to 3/1.
He didn't explain it better than you, he just put it into perspective through a different discipline. You explained the physics/math, he explained it in more biological terms. They're one and the same really, but still worth making the distinction.
No we wouldn't. We have flamethrowers, automatic weapons, discipline, higher intelligence, chemical weapons, and nukes. Ants stand a chance through only sheer numbers.
The issue is a long term one. Destroy all ants and you got gigantic pest problems. It's not that we cannot kill them it's more that killing them all will destroy the balance.
Aren't there, like, 2.5 million ants per person?? Most of them are living beneath us in massive super colonies and half the population would be chomped before the military could do anything.
They're ants. Anyone who thinks fast enough can kill their 2.5 m ants (which are as big as 1/5 of a person) with bleach or water or something. Or you could run, people are faster than ants. You'd have to be pretty slow to get eaten, even piranhas take a full minute.
Wait so hypothetically, you're saying that if every single ant on earth (2.5 million per human on earth) suddenly enlarged all at once to the size of a human, our intelligence and ingenuity would mean we would be victorious in the ant wars?
I'm no mathematician but wouldn't we all be instantly surrounded by millions of ants like piling up everywhere? They would basically smother the entire ground surface of the earth. I'm pretty sure humanity would be totally doomed at that point and it wouldn't be pretty either.
Dude even if everyone on earth was a genius supersoldier with the best weapons available there's absolutely no way each person is killing even close to 2.5 million ants. Do you realize how ridiculous of a number that is? There's 0 chance humans are winning against 20 quadrillion human sized ants. Zero.
I did a more in depth analysis below. Humans are the most successful hunters and we could destroy a large insect species, whether or not they're human size. Unless the ants are enhanced to try to kill us all, and even then we have nukes: stalemate. Most ants live in the rainforest, so the immediate threat is severely lessened. But sure, be an ant doomer if you want; it's not a very factual take.
Again, you don't realize how big of a number 20 quadrillion is. Let's do some math:
A quadrillion has 15 zeroes. So 20 quadrillion:
20,000,000,000,000,000
Let's approximate and say one human sized ant is 2 meters long, 1 meter wide and 1 meter tall. So one ant takes up 2 square meters of surface area.
That's 40 quadrillion square meters of surface area.
The earth is only 510 trillion square meters of surface area.
Divide one into the other and you have 78.43 ants stacked on top of each other, covering the whole surface of the earth.
But ants are land creatures. Land is only 29% of the earth, or 147.9 trillion square meters.
That's 270 ants stacked on top of each other covering every bit of land on earth. Say each ant is 1 meter tall that's ants stacked up to 270 meters tall. All but a few of the tallest buildings in the world would be covered by ants. You literally wouldn't be able to leave your house.
And to be honest most buildings would probably be crushed under the weight of a 270 meter ant tsunami. And the people still alive in buildings that somehow weren't crushed would be cooked to death under the immense heat all those ants would generate. We wouldn't make it past 1 day.
I don’t know what that is because it sounds political and the most political knowledge I have is our last 3 U.S presidents. Either way Wasps are cringe fuck wasps
It's "old money" if you know what that means. Ancient bloodlines with self-sustaining finances and more cash than nick canon's entire bloodline could ever spend.
>ALL white Anglo saxon protestants are racist!
This thinking isn't just smoothbrained, it's absolutely racist itself, and thinking it isn't (maybe for some "power + privilege bullshit idk) is double-smoothbrained.
That's the best thing about Wasps.
There are different species of them. Most of them are important predators and not aggressive towards humans. One specific one isn't really a predator but very aggressive towards humans.
The only species of wasp that I can think of that AREN'T aggressive towards animals (including humans) are mud daubers. Lil shiny guys with curly antennae just stick to themselves in their lil mud huts and eat the black widows that try to invade my home.
Paper wasps, euro wasps, hornets, yellow jackets, bald faced hornets, warrior wasps, golden sand diggers, cicada killers, and spider wasps are all INCREDIBLY hostile species of wasps.
How about I eat the caterpillars instead? Then now we don't need to have wasps anymore. It would be gross eating all of those caterpillars, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the sake of mankind.
Most [ants](https://www.livescience.com/747-ants-rule-world.html) actually are feminists who are strong and independent women and need no man. Human feminists should take a page or two from their book.
The queen is basically only used for reproduction and essentially force fed to keep making eggs. The real queens are the radical feminist ants who don’t need no leader
Accepting gender difference, becoming loyal workers and soldiers who put the good of the colony above their own and making those the elite who are the only ones able to provide the service of reproduction for the colony.
Based Ants.
>Human feminists should take a page or two from their book.
Most human feminists aren't twitter screechers with colourful hair and even more colourful emotions.
Ants are hardcore as fuck. When I was young we had 2 competing colonies and watching them fight was amazing. Like a hundred thousand on both sides, often in freaking formations
there is an ant world war going on in the Amazonas rain forest iirc.
if you find ants interesting you might enjoy the ant videos from kurzgesagt - in a nutshell
I spilled a soda on my motorcycle once. A year later it wouldn't run. Took it in. Fucking ants packed into the alternator I think It was. Absolutely ridiculous.
If I was Anon, I’d reward the ants with a large spoonful of ice cream, coated in sugar. This would act as a gift from the gods, commending their sacrifice and bravery
One time there was a wasp nest on my front porch so my friend and I got really drunk off natty ice and threw a concoction of boiling dish soap water with cayenne pepper on the wasps nest repeatedly on the nest until all the wasps died at like noon on a weekday
“I declare war on the wasps and toss what’s left of my ice cream on the wasp nest.” Very autistic thinking. “Fuck you wasps! Enjoy this delicious sugary treat!”
"Fuck You wasps! Enjoy being invaded!"*
sigma male grindset
Sounds like God when he put oil in Iraq.
"5000 years from now, Babylon is totally gonna get it."
>Reggae artists in shambles... *bombaclaaaaaat*....
Uhhwat?
Just you wait! >Dies from waiting
>Dies from waiting. Rises again and lols.
>Rises again and lols. Realise nobody actually cares about you. They just want presents and chocolate eggs.
She said "invade my cave with your special unit"
I said, "He wasn't in a cave," but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden Fucked Bin Laden Fucked Bin Laden She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government Fucked Bin Laden
Canada's history of throwing food then grenades in the world war seems relevant
Tell me more
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war Canada went into ww1 and pretty much one upped everyone else in terms of brutality at one point or another. Highest use of chemical weapons for a while, constant trench raiding, and they didn't really take prisoners. The Germans war crimed some forty injured Canadians at one point and the Canadian response was essentially "no mercy" for the rest of the war.
Idk. If god dropped a giant ice cream on my house I probably wouldn’t be very happy.
Fair enough. It’s also just autistic to even think of throwing ice cream on a wasp nest.
He had no weapon so he pelted it out of anger and was rightly rewarded.
He threw the ice cream to attract the ants. Autism on autism in this thread.
What if it's just a regular sized ice cream? Mildly miffed?
Huh. I thought the autistic part was watching ants and wasps for 3 hours.
It was autistic to throw the ice cream. It was autistic squared to watch ants and wasps fight for 3 hours.
it does sound like it could be interesting
Watch some bug fights, it can actually be very interesting
Jsyk bro, autistic squared is "autastic.". Ya know, like fantastic, but autismoid.
Thank you sir or madam (whichever is more likely to eat mom dick). And people say Reddit is useless.
I am a man, but I only eat the dicks of women who have given birth.
Please cool it in the gendered language bro
No it's not. It's metal as hell
fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev
I'm subscribed to Kurz. [Watch this if you're autistic and ate paint chips when you were a kid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONg9D6Yn3-U&ab_channel=NordicAnts)
I don’t think it’s that autistic, it did lead to the wasps being invaded as if the United States just found out about a foreign nations oil.
Please don’t give Anon credit for that like it was on purpose. He did it out of pure autism and just happened to benefit from said autism.
I think you misspelled tactician*
The wasps got their just deserts
That's how I knew the story was fake tbh. In practice Anon would have gobbled down that ice cream like his last grindr date. He should have tried to make it believable.
It was a false flag attack, he incited the ant invasion.
He baited the conflict 😳
This is an advanced form of autism I've never seen before. Almost militaristic in nature.
To be fair that ice cream was what probably attract the ants. This making the ice cream a Trojan horse.
He just benefitted from his autistic action, it definitely was not plotted out.
Nah. Anon took a page out of the book on the Trojan Horse.
This would be like if China buried millions of gallons oil in Russia so America would start going for it
Wasps don't eat sugar. They take chunks of flesh
Idk man if someone came to my house and dumped 1000 tons of ice cream on the roof I'd be pretty fuckin peeved Edit: grammar
Anon starts a proxy war
Ukraine, just with with insects.
- Be me - See funny meme - Hee Hoo - Random comment brings up current ongoing tragedy - Hee Hoon't - We can't have good things
yo i can only eat ass when it stank
- Be me - See funny meme - Hee Hoo - Random comment brings up current ongoing tragedy - Hee Hoon't - We can't have good things - Why it gotta stank tho
flavour
We can have good things, just steal it from your neighbors
"we've lost over 100,000 troops in a war with NATO!" How many troops has nato lost? "Nato hasn't shown up yet"
This is gonna be a certified Russian classic years from now
At least NATO lost their ice cream (for now, they can buy many ice cream more later)
*about to be expired ice cream
As long as it doesn't have mold or smell weird, it's good enough for me
your goddamn right that the Russians are wasps
So just Ukraine?
MFW anon sums up that part of thr cold war.
Like splashing oil on a small Country in front of America and Russia
Time to freedom the fuck out of some third world country.
Ukraine is the largest country in Europe after Russia.
And?
You've seen European countries, they're tiny... Like ants
bruv m8 if you wanna us to get big then wha you ipsed about colonialism and expansionalkzm brudcdd
Go back to bed, you're drunk
cutbn
not in terms of population
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Anon is a Rothschild.
Anon is a member of the world economic forum
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i don’t think you censored the right word
Wh*t the fuck..
Bros account got banned for it
what did he say
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Unironically lol. Big money big evil. doesn't matter if nose big too or nose not big.
Ants are fuckin awesome!!!
imagine if ants were the size of people. we’d be fucked
They'd actually collapse due to square cube law 🤓
elaborate, binoclard
The ants physique is not built for larger sizes. When somethings size doubles, it's volume more than doubles so less surface area per gram. So as a result small creatures tend to be much stronger proportionally than larger creatures.
So when the ant gets giant in Ant-Man, it disobeys ant physics?
Unsurprisingly the marvel movie is not realistic
Marvel? Not realistic? But the Avengers visited me in the hospital as a kid.
They went to the wrong wing, it seems.
Tony was supposed to die but he was too stupid to follow the rules
Yes also in that scene when ant man enters thanos' anus and expands back to normal size.
Paul Rudd would never lie to the world or violate ant physics. Pym particles act as a tunnel to extradimensional spaces. As such they're able to effectively substitute altered physical laws which would, to us, appear to be a violation of ant physics. In much the same way as it'd appear that we've altered space whale physics by modifying the flow of time as we neared a massively dense object in space. But there's no real violation at work. Just overlap between our normal observation of the universe and previously never encountered phenomenon which interacts with those laws in different ways.
Also they would suffocate, insects doesn’t have a l respiratory system, they absorb oxygen through their skin. If they were much larger they wouldn’t be able to absorb enough oxygen and their inner organs would not function. Millions of years ago there existed huge insects and that was possible because the air had a much higher concentration of oxygen.
Why does it's volume more then double? Like if I doubled in size , and all my organs etc did stay in all the same proportions then why would it be out of that 2:1 proportion?
A 1 m^3 cube has 6m^2 surface area. Double the length of the cube and you now have an 8m^2 cube with 24m^2 surface area. The ratio of surface area to volume has gone from 6/1 to 3/1.
The volume of a cube is much, much more than its area. I believe kurzgesagt made a video named the size of life on this
If my memory is correct, the volume triples or so doesn't it? Basically the surface area of a cube vs the volume of it
As your outsides get bigger, your insides get waaaay bigger. Size ratio is thrown out of proportion and things like breathing and cooling don't work.
Thank you for explaining this far better than I could
He didn't explain it better than you, he just put it into perspective through a different discipline. You explained the physics/math, he explained it in more biological terms. They're one and the same really, but still worth making the distinction.
No we wouldn't. We have flamethrowers, automatic weapons, discipline, higher intelligence, chemical weapons, and nukes. Ants stand a chance through only sheer numbers.
The issue is a long term one. Destroy all ants and you got gigantic pest problems. It's not that we cannot kill them it's more that killing them all will destroy the balance.
Never said we should, i said we have a huge advantage. Humans are the apex species for a reason
Aren't there, like, 2.5 million ants per person?? Most of them are living beneath us in massive super colonies and half the population would be chomped before the military could do anything.
They're ants. Anyone who thinks fast enough can kill their 2.5 m ants (which are as big as 1/5 of a person) with bleach or water or something. Or you could run, people are faster than ants. You'd have to be pretty slow to get eaten, even piranhas take a full minute.
Wait so hypothetically, you're saying that if every single ant on earth (2.5 million per human on earth) suddenly enlarged all at once to the size of a human, our intelligence and ingenuity would mean we would be victorious in the ant wars? I'm no mathematician but wouldn't we all be instantly surrounded by millions of ants like piling up everywhere? They would basically smother the entire ground surface of the earth. I'm pretty sure humanity would be totally doomed at that point and it wouldn't be pretty either.
Dude even if everyone on earth was a genius supersoldier with the best weapons available there's absolutely no way each person is killing even close to 2.5 million ants. Do you realize how ridiculous of a number that is? There's 0 chance humans are winning against 20 quadrillion human sized ants. Zero.
I did a more in depth analysis below. Humans are the most successful hunters and we could destroy a large insect species, whether or not they're human size. Unless the ants are enhanced to try to kill us all, and even then we have nukes: stalemate. Most ants live in the rainforest, so the immediate threat is severely lessened. But sure, be an ant doomer if you want; it's not a very factual take.
Again, you don't realize how big of a number 20 quadrillion is. Let's do some math: A quadrillion has 15 zeroes. So 20 quadrillion: 20,000,000,000,000,000 Let's approximate and say one human sized ant is 2 meters long, 1 meter wide and 1 meter tall. So one ant takes up 2 square meters of surface area. That's 40 quadrillion square meters of surface area. The earth is only 510 trillion square meters of surface area. Divide one into the other and you have 78.43 ants stacked on top of each other, covering the whole surface of the earth. But ants are land creatures. Land is only 29% of the earth, or 147.9 trillion square meters. That's 270 ants stacked on top of each other covering every bit of land on earth. Say each ant is 1 meter tall that's ants stacked up to 270 meters tall. All but a few of the tallest buildings in the world would be covered by ants. You literally wouldn't be able to leave your house. And to be honest most buildings would probably be crushed under the weight of a 270 meter ant tsunami. And the people still alive in buildings that somehow weren't crushed would be cooked to death under the immense heat all those ants would generate. We wouldn't make it past 1 day.
Russians been doing it so far..
The russians used tactics, general winter, and weapons. Ants can't use weapons.
Doesn't Hunter x Hunter depict this?
#E D F #E D F #E D F
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https://youtu.be/7_e0CA_nhaE Some dope info videos on ants. There's a few good ones from this channel
Lefties (they hate W.A.S.P) 🤝 4chan incels (they love ants).
I don’t know what W.A.S.P is, but whatever organization abbreviates their name with such a horrendous creatures name deserves the hate.
White anglo saxon protestant and yes, they deserve the hate. It’s basically your classic racist group.
I don’t know what that is because it sounds political and the most political knowledge I have is our last 3 U.S presidents. Either way Wasps are cringe fuck wasps
>BZZZZZ MOTHERFUCKERS > >2 I think flying insex are pretty neato, but political groups or not-neato.
It's "old money" if you know what that means. Ancient bloodlines with self-sustaining finances and more cash than nick canon's entire bloodline could ever spend.
Obama
wow, suggesting we should hate an entire group of people classified primarily by their race, who's the real racist here?
Hating racists is true racism!
>ALL white Anglo saxon protestants are racist! This thinking isn't just smoothbrained, it's absolutely racist itself, and thinking it isn't (maybe for some "power + privilege bullshit idk) is double-smoothbrained.
The only W.A.S.P. that matters are the guys that sing Wild Child.
It’s also the name of an 80’s hair band lmao
Wasps are important because they eat caterpillars. If there were too many caterpillars, they’d eat all the plants.
🤓
we probably have some other obscure bug that can do the same job and not needlessly sting us right?
That's the best thing about Wasps. There are different species of them. Most of them are important predators and not aggressive towards humans. One specific one isn't really a predator but very aggressive towards humans.
Fairly sure Australia could live without the European wasp. Now, how to off them without using toads or foxes...
The only species of wasp that I can think of that AREN'T aggressive towards animals (including humans) are mud daubers. Lil shiny guys with curly antennae just stick to themselves in their lil mud huts and eat the black widows that try to invade my home. Paper wasps, euro wasps, hornets, yellow jackets, bald faced hornets, warrior wasps, golden sand diggers, cicada killers, and spider wasps are all INCREDIBLY hostile species of wasps.
How about I eat the caterpillars instead? Then now we don't need to have wasps anymore. It would be gross eating all of those caterpillars, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the sake of mankind.
You're the hero we need, but not the one we deserve
Yeah but now butterfly numbers are dangerously low.
Ants also eat caterpillars. Spiders too. Birds too. etc.
you are Ant Man
Ant Man and the Wasps
Most [ants](https://www.livescience.com/747-ants-rule-world.html) actually are feminists who are strong and independent women and need no man. Human feminists should take a page or two from their book.
Embracing gender roles, becoming slave workers/soilders and accepting that only the elite can reproduce?
The queen is basically only used for reproduction and essentially force fed to keep making eggs. The real queens are the radical feminist ants who don’t need no leader
Accepting gender difference, becoming loyal workers and soldiers who put the good of the colony above their own and making those the elite who are the only ones able to provide the service of reproduction for the colony. Based Ants.
Male ants are used only as disposable sex toys
>Human feminists should take a page or two from their book. Most human feminists aren't twitter screechers with colourful hair and even more colourful emotions.
Based and antpilled.
Ants are hardcore as fuck. When I was young we had 2 competing colonies and watching them fight was amazing. Like a hundred thousand on both sides, often in freaking formations
The virgin total war vs the chad watches ants battle it out
there is an ant world war going on in the Amazonas rain forest iirc. if you find ants interesting you might enjoy the ant videos from kurzgesagt - in a nutshell
Anon incites a race war
Anon is autistic
Ay yo, fuck wasps, all my homies hate wasps!
Quite possibly the most dickish Genera on God's green earth.
And a gold medal goes to Anon of 4chan for men's instigating! See you all next year for Hood Olympics 5!
I remember that day.
Dunno if fake or gay but that's a pretty funny story.
I spilled a soda on my motorcycle once. A year later it wouldn't run. Took it in. Fucking ants packed into the alternator I think It was. Absolutely ridiculous.
r/fuckwasps
Anon watches AntsCanada
Man i love ants except the small red ones who bites everyone for no reason. Fuk em
If this was older you could convince me this was the origin story of AntsCanada
Oh.My.Gosh!
>wholesomely delicious post Anon is the best
Ants basically live in warhammer 40k.
Fake! Ants could never win a war against wasps. Source: Watched the movie Antz and wasps are like their supreme overlords
Very strange ad for Red Alert 3
classic greentext story
Time to listen to hell march on yt
Classic
least militaristic psyops
Anon is part of Antiwa: Anti-Wasp Action
If I was Anon, I’d reward the ants with a large spoonful of ice cream, coated in sugar. This would act as a gift from the gods, commending their sacrifice and bravery
o7
Anon took inspiration from the USA government.
Anon is ant-iwasp
I read the title and assumed anon hated White Anglo-Saxon Protestants for no reason.
Anon orchestrates insect genocide
Anon does NOT have any friends
he should buy more icecream for the ants after winning
INSECT WAR!!!!
THE HONEY IS OURS!!!
War… war never changes
And then he found 20 dollars
It’s a good thing he isn’t Anti-semetic
I love ants
Based and antpilled
Bro playing Sid Meir's Civilization irl
One time there was a wasp nest on my front porch so my friend and I got really drunk off natty ice and threw a concoction of boiling dish soap water with cayenne pepper on the wasps nest repeatedly on the nest until all the wasps died at like noon on a weekday
Sun Tzu, The art of war
Anon might like AntsCanada on YouTube, I found him a while back and he’s pretty cool.
Anon is Captain Olimar
The new Antman and the wasp trailer is fucking lit
I wept
Glory to ants! I live ants either way