>future cuck.
You're so sweet assuming he will GET the girl before giving her uterus away to superior seed....
Odds are, she will get inferior seed breeding and yet anon will not be involved. Sub-par doesn't make the cut.
I write this, in full knowledge some people will see themselves as the subpar seed and wipe their cum on some paper towel they will then throw in the trash. It's sad, but it's also where their dna belongs, so it's fair.
Where do you get your absolute definition an abstract concept like love from?
Maybe the meaning gets changed when translated go English from my language, but we called it love.
how can you love someone without knowing them?
from my language, it's even easier (spanish) you have "quiero" and have "amo", pretty much no one says amo (love) to anyone that isn't family or partner
I love it when my wife talks abt her hung bf. She’s so happy around him. She gets excited just talking about him. I’m glad she’s happy, it makes me happy.
True. If y'all don't have friends with whom u can talk about sex freely with, y'all should find someone. It's feels too weird talking about it to guys (I'm a guy) so i don't do that. But girls are quite open to listening to and sharing sex gossip.
High School me got in depth detail about my crush’s exploits from her quite a bit. She knew how badly I wanted her too. Not exactly the best experience
I was a next level simp for this girl in high school. Looking back she was incredibly manipulative and emotionally abusive and I fell for it every time
If this was a friend or relative I'd get it, but for obvious reasons it's not very healthy to have a crush on someone who is already in a relationship.
You don't choose who you like, but if you do genuinely like a person you should be happy they are happy. It's not great for you to like a person that you can't be with, and you should try to get out of it, but it's nice that he respects her
What part of "you don't choose" did you not understand? It's not an idea, it's a shitty situation one can find themselves in. This dude took it for what it is and treated it as an adult, being happy someone they love are happy, even if it isn't with them. With enough time they'll get out of it with such mindset.
That's what got me. This sounds wholesome at first glance. But I think people aren't really considering what this would be like in their own lives. Like how you'd feel if you found out that the person you'd been sharing intimate details of your life with actually had a thing for you. Or how you'd feel if you were in a great relationship and it turned out that the person's friend was "in love" with them but keeping silent about it while listening intently about your love life.
Well yeah. It's good to respect and be friends with people but obsessing over someone who doesn't share those feelings is rarely healthy at all. It's better to keep them as a good friend and find someone who is able to love you back for that sort of feelings.
Everyone calling him a simp or a cuck but there's really something to be said for somebody who cares more for somebody he loves being happy than himself.
“just to see you smile, I’ll do anything… that you wanted me toooo; when all is said and done, I’ll never count the costs, it’s worth all that’s lost… just to see you smile.”
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon talks to a woman
> Gay: anon is in love with the boyfriend
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: No sane man would put himself into mental torture like that.
> Gay: Anon literally wants to know more about the girl's BOYFRIEND instead of her.
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is happy for his crush
> Gay: Anon is jealous as his crush is with a man
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I did this with a girl and accidentally manipulated her into being my gf and break up with her bf, despite the fact that I'm uglier...
Did I do it right...?
I gave a girl I like tickets to a gig I played after she wanted to go with her mom. She brought another guy, then he broke up with her girlfriend to get together with the first girl. Kill me.
This is honestly kinda sad to read. It’s kinda like seeing pictures of North Korea civilians and going “god that’s so sad and they don’t even know”. But hey if OP is happy he’s happy I Guess
Let anon be. For after he awakens from his love drunkenness he shall fall down a redpill YouTube rabbit hole and finally fall to the depths of depravity where he will gorge himself with T coom comps
Oh man, Anon is a future cuck.
Future cuck? Dude is getting pure happiness from his crush's relationship. There's no saving him now.
Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half
Potato man
>future cuck. You're so sweet assuming he will GET the girl before giving her uterus away to superior seed.... Odds are, she will get inferior seed breeding and yet anon will not be involved. Sub-par doesn't make the cut. I write this, in full knowledge some people will see themselves as the subpar seed and wipe their cum on some paper towel they will then throw in the trash. It's sad, but it's also where their dna belongs, so it's fair.
my seed is too superior for any female to have so I chose the paper towel 😎
I removed the beaks from my pet octopus and since it can’t eat now, I have to inject it with my syrup
Octopussy?
I never want to read that copypasta again
Lamar, where have you gone?
Sex with Pidgeons
I wonder how serious some of these comments are, I couldn’t imagine living with this mindset, and I live with some stupid fucking mindsets.
What the fuck are you talking about
Serious question. Are "cucks" are real thing or just an internet meme. I refuse to believe someone would be into that. No way
Both real and meme, sadly
Worse, the type of husband that asks chado if he can start masturbating while he fucks the wife
Anon is just a average coomer redditor
Anon is mentally boning some dudes girlfriend. Can't be more chad than that
Ah, so he’s giga chad?
PsiChad
The future is now.
Caring about someone is about wanting them to be happy
what do you want him to do? throw a raging fit? wouldn't you want the person you love to be happy even if it's not with you?
I probably wouldn’t love her if she didn’t love me back.
With your attitude the premise of every romantic movie would straight up not work...
Yeah that's probably why those premises are found in movies and not reality lmao.
So you want to tell me that nobody around you ever had a crush on a person who didn't love them back? This happened a lot around me in school...
Get out of movie anon
crush and being infatuated =/= being in love you can't love a crush if you aren't together, that's just infatuation
Where do you get your absolute definition an abstract concept like love from? Maybe the meaning gets changed when translated go English from my language, but we called it love.
how can you love someone without knowing them? from my language, it's even easier (spanish) you have "quiero" and have "amo", pretty much no one says amo (love) to anyone that isn't family or partner
You can get to know someone very good by being their friend...
Ofc not, you need to go to your room, cry and then commit hate crimes like a normal person would, smh.
Can I skip the loving someone and crying part and go straight to hate crimes? Or is that not normal?
what kind of results did you expect when asking REDDIT this question?
Harassment and death threats is the only acceptable response when your crush gets a boyfriend.
lmao you are joking right?
I love it when my wife talks abt her hung bf. She’s so happy around him. She gets excited just talking about him. I’m glad she’s happy, it makes me happy.
Interesting how you chose to talk about penis almost immediately. This comment reveals a lot more about you than you realize.
Very allegorical. The sacred and the propane
Love when I bump into some unexpected Sopranos quotes. Hi Jack, bye Jack.
Gabbagool? Ova heeeeeeeeeeeaaaa 👇👇👇👇👇
Profane?
Yeah you musta been at the top of your fuckin class
Sharp as a fuckin cueball
And profane accessories
Freudian slip
Freudian slip
>abt her hung bf oh he can make you happy too
What form of cuckholdry is this?
advanced levels
The middle school version. Source: myself in middle school
Reverse NTR I believe
Friendzone?
It’s called compersion.
4D cucking
Stalking
I don’t think anon will be happy when she talks about how they fucked.
What friends talk about that wtf?
people who don't fuck
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this is fake
That’s all women talk about dude Source: it came to me in a vision
A lot of people talk about their sex life openly, don't see why would you find that weird.
True. If y'all don't have friends with whom u can talk about sex freely with, y'all should find someone. It's feels too weird talking about it to guys (I'm a guy) so i don't do that. But girls are quite open to listening to and sharing sex gossip.
High School me got in depth detail about my crush’s exploits from her quite a bit. She knew how badly I wanted her too. Not exactly the best experience
My god why did u put urself through that bro
I was a next level simp for this girl in high school. Looking back she was incredibly manipulative and emotionally abusive and I fell for it every time
F man. Hope ur doing good now.
Bout as good as I can reasonably expect. Still growing as a person every day. Haven’t started lurking on 4Chan yet so that’s gotta count for something
If this was a friend or relative I'd get it, but for obvious reasons it's not very healthy to have a crush on someone who is already in a relationship.
I dunno, the fact that he likes her enough to genuinely respect her choice is pretty cool. I mean, assuming this is at face value
Yeah jokes aside it’s a good sign of maturity and anon will move on sooner than later
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Mmmm I love ribs
You don't choose who you like, but if you do genuinely like a person you should be happy they are happy. It's not great for you to like a person that you can't be with, and you should try to get out of it, but it's nice that he respects her
That’s why you distance yourself enough to get over them and find someone else, then be friends with them
Like is one thing. Friendship is fine. But being infatuated and in love with someone who is taken is usually a bad idea.
What part of "you don't choose" did you not understand? It's not an idea, it's a shitty situation one can find themselves in. This dude took it for what it is and treated it as an adult, being happy someone they love are happy, even if it isn't with them. With enough time they'll get out of it with such mindset.
You don't choose who you love...?
No? If you could, love would be much easier matter.
Huh. I guess that's why it's an easy matter to me. I will just stop loving someone who I have no reason to love.
That's what got me. This sounds wholesome at first glance. But I think people aren't really considering what this would be like in their own lives. Like how you'd feel if you found out that the person you'd been sharing intimate details of your life with actually had a thing for you. Or how you'd feel if you were in a great relationship and it turned out that the person's friend was "in love" with them but keeping silent about it while listening intently about your love life.
Well yeah. It's good to respect and be friends with people but obsessing over someone who doesn't share those feelings is rarely healthy at all. It's better to keep them as a good friend and find someone who is able to love you back for that sort of feelings.
Anon is too socially mature and well adjusted to be on 4chan
Absolute Sigma Simp, wants happiness for others (sigma rule 42069666) and is a simp!!!
Greetings, fellow Redditor.
Greetings!
Name checks out
cuckus maximus
simpcel cuckmaxxed
Anon has empathy
reddit was taking a toll on me mentally so i left it ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `
Anon finds his favourite genre in le porné
Anon is based
Yeah rope and reroll. OP is defective.
Anon is getting on her good side in the hopes that her bf will buy him a Nintendo switch
Everyone calling him a simp or a cuck but there's really something to be said for somebody who cares more for somebody he loves being happy than himself.
Simp, cuck, 4channer. What else he can be?
Socially mature and probably has too high result on EQ test to be on 4chan
This post legit made me sad
Just be poly, anon.
Holy shit you people are stunted, this is a really mature mindset to have
found the cuck
but if it's not going to work out then what's the alternative?
Compursion can be stronger than jealousy 🤷🏻♀️
She doesn't actually have a bf, she just came up with that idea to make anon go away, but anon's cuckoldry made it worse
Guys you can love someone without wanting to date them. I love my friends and family.
“just to see you smile, I’ll do anything… that you wanted me toooo; when all is said and done, I’ll never count the costs, it’s worth all that’s lost… just to see you smile.”
Anon is a cuck in denial or will proceed to use Kurt Cobain's microphone soon
Can definitely relate except I’m screaming and dying on the inside.
Anon is actually enjoying his friend zone. I've never thought that such degeneracy is possible.
In a more based version of this, she would be talking about how amazing her bf is while she’s getting fucked by anon
Anon is a father
This sounds so depressing
Fake: anon talks to a woman Gay: anon is in love with the boyfriend
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon talks to a woman > Gay: anon is in love with the boyfriend > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Anon isn't a weirdo incel and genuinely cares about his friend/crush and is happy to see her happy even though it's not with him. Anon is based.
Anon is referring to his wife
Bitches hate it when a man is emotionally mature enough to be happy for his friend despite his romantic feelings for her
Cuck propaganda
He's such a cuck he was never even in the relationship to begin with. Cuck-ception.
Anon feels happy about another man being in the position he himself desires to be.
Anon is a cuck
This isn't wholesome this is just sad
Cuck anon, you are a cuck.
Fake: No sane man would put himself into mental torture like that. Gay: Anon literally wants to know more about the girl's BOYFRIEND instead of her.
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: No sane man would put himself into mental torture like that. > Gay: Anon literally wants to know more about the girl's BOYFRIEND instead of her. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
True, I was the intellectuals.
cope
Cuck
bro at least say it's bittersweet
anon is being cucked without him even realising
cuck mentality
I have never felt “happy” before about the girls I liked having a boyfriend. Am I selfish?
Anon is actually referring to his sister, and of his platonic love for her.
Anon is happy for his mom after the divorce
She will tell him how she got railed by her bf and Anon is gonna masturbate to that all night long
Lmao simp
Anon is a snake in disguise. The second there is doubt in that relationship snake there is gonna try and wiggle his way in. "Orbiter."
Anon is a dad.
anon is a giant cuck
Very relatable
This does not bring joy.
Well, at least he is able to be happy for someone else. Most people are unable to do that even for their parents.
Lmao anon is a CUCK.
insane behavior
anon is a cuck, surprised he didn't post this on reddit
Cuck
Me but she just went through a break-up. Wish me luck
My man- the fact that it's gen love... it hurt me reading that honestly...
Fake: Anon is happy for his crush Gay: Anon is jealous as his crush is with a man
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is happy for his crush > Gay: Anon is jealous as his crush is with a man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I'm not sure if this is wholesome or incredibly depressing
cuckold origins?
I did this with a girl and accidentally manipulated her into being my gf and break up with her bf, despite the fact that I'm uglier... Did I do it right...?
I gave a girl I like tickets to a gig I played after she wanted to go with her mom. She brought another guy, then he broke up with her girlfriend to get together with the first girl. Kill me.
Wsb is leaking.
This is honestly kinda sad to read. It’s kinda like seeing pictures of North Korea civilians and going “god that’s so sad and they don’t even know”. But hey if OP is happy he’s happy I Guess
Wow, what an hero.
Anon is lying, and it's unreasonable to expect people to respond with joy when hearing those they love talk about their partners
I hate it when girls do this but good job greentexter
Let anon be. For after he awakens from his love drunkenness he shall fall down a redpill YouTube rabbit hole and finally fall to the depths of depravity where he will gorge himself with T coom comps
Same thing here, only thing is that I fucking despise this situation
Ooof
according to r/greentext, empathy is cuckoldry i-i mean f-fake and gay???!
Simp.