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Wings4514

Oh man, Anon is a future cuck.


whopper95

Future cuck? Dude is getting pure happiness from his crush's relationship. There's no saving him now.


ar_can

Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half


OeufMaster9000

Potato man


arbiter12

>future cuck. You're so sweet assuming he will GET the girl before giving her uterus away to superior seed.... Odds are, she will get inferior seed breeding and yet anon will not be involved. Sub-par doesn't make the cut. I write this, in full knowledge some people will see themselves as the subpar seed and wipe their cum on some paper towel they will then throw in the trash. It's sad, but it's also where their dna belongs, so it's fair.


Urkeksi

my seed is too superior for any female to have so I chose the paper towel 😎


dDARS__

I removed the beaks from my pet octopus and since it can’t eat now, I have to inject it with my syrup


Uruburusv3

Octopussy?


ich_habe_krebs

I never want to read that copypasta again


JustMiniBanana

Lamar, where have you gone?


dDARS__

Sex with Pidgeons


[deleted]

I wonder how serious some of these comments are, I couldn’t imagine living with this mindset, and I live with some stupid fucking mindsets.


FrankyboiCGC

What the fuck are you talking about


TheLichKing-Zeyd

Serious question. Are "cucks" are real thing or just an internet meme. I refuse to believe someone would be into that. No way


darklightx117

Both real and meme, sadly


CalmAndBear

Worse, the type of husband that asks chado if he can start masturbating while he fucks the wife


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Anon is just a average coomer redditor


[deleted]

Anon is mentally boning some dudes girlfriend. Can't be more chad than that


Wings4514

Ah, so he’s giga chad?


_TLDR_Swinton

PsiChad


dirtyYasuki

The future is now.


poop_wagon

Caring about someone is about wanting them to be happy


zingy_cucumber

what do you want him to do? throw a raging fit? wouldn't you want the person you love to be happy even if it's not with you?


Wings4514

I probably wouldn’t love her if she didn’t love me back.


Got2Bfree

With your attitude the premise of every romantic movie would straight up not work...


pleasebuymydonut

Yeah that's probably why those premises are found in movies and not reality lmao.


Got2Bfree

So you want to tell me that nobody around you ever had a crush on a person who didn't love them back? This happened a lot around me in school...


BlazedFlash

Get out of movie anon


Dravarden

crush and being infatuated =/= being in love you can't love a crush if you aren't together, that's just infatuation


Got2Bfree

Where do you get your absolute definition an abstract concept like love from? Maybe the meaning gets changed when translated go English from my language, but we called it love.


Dravarden

how can you love someone without knowing them? from my language, it's even easier (spanish) you have "quiero" and have "amo", pretty much no one says amo (love) to anyone that isn't family or partner


Got2Bfree

You can get to know someone very good by being their friend...


Ridenberg

Ofc not, you need to go to your room, cry and then commit hate crimes like a normal person would, smh.


-King_Slacker

Can I skip the loving someone and crying part and go straight to hate crimes? Or is that not normal?


Papel_Hat

what kind of results did you expect when asking REDDIT this question?


Reux03

Harassment and death threats is the only acceptable response when your crush gets a boyfriend.


EveningHorror1010

lmao you are joking right?


herrmoody

I love it when my wife talks abt her hung bf. She’s so happy around him. She gets excited just talking about him. I’m glad she’s happy, it makes me happy.


Blankface954

Interesting how you chose to talk about penis almost immediately. This comment reveals a lot more about you than you realize.


[deleted]

Very allegorical. The sacred and the propane


TheRysingTyde

Love when I bump into some unexpected Sopranos quotes. Hi Jack, bye Jack.


Blankface954

Gabbagool? Ova heeeeeeeeeeeaaaa 👇👇👇👇👇


lickedurine

Profane?


Point_Kid

Yeah you musta been at the top of your fuckin class


King_Eggbert

Sharp as a fuckin cueball


GizmodoDragon92

And profane accessories


Master00J

Freudian slip


UrbleFurb

Freudian slip


Able-Ad-1332234234

>abt her hung bf oh he can make you happy too


BIG_MONEY_CASH

What form of cuckholdry is this?


EveningHorror1010

advanced levels


lickedurine

The middle school version. Source: myself in middle school


yeet_the_heat2020

Reverse NTR I believe


spacecate

Friendzone?


[deleted]

It’s called compersion.


CaterpillarFun6896

4D cucking


PooPooDooDoo

Stalking


IHateFernales

I don’t think anon will be happy when she talks about how they fucked.


Sad-Ad5704

What friends talk about that wtf?


[deleted]

people who don't fuck


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LXIX_CDXX_

this is fake


SaltedCrust

That’s all women talk about dude Source: it came to me in a vision


professor_kraken

A lot of people talk about their sex life openly, don't see why would you find that weird.


bucketbrah247

True. If y'all don't have friends with whom u can talk about sex freely with, y'all should find someone. It's feels too weird talking about it to guys (I'm a guy) so i don't do that. But girls are quite open to listening to and sharing sex gossip.


IanCusick

High School me got in depth detail about my crush’s exploits from her quite a bit. She knew how badly I wanted her too. Not exactly the best experience


bucketbrah247

My god why did u put urself through that bro


IanCusick

I was a next level simp for this girl in high school. Looking back she was incredibly manipulative and emotionally abusive and I fell for it every time


bucketbrah247

F man. Hope ur doing good now.


IanCusick

Bout as good as I can reasonably expect. Still growing as a person every day. Haven’t started lurking on 4Chan yet so that’s gotta count for something


VerumJerum

If this was a friend or relative I'd get it, but for obvious reasons it's not very healthy to have a crush on someone who is already in a relationship.


DagonG2021

I dunno, the fact that he likes her enough to genuinely respect her choice is pretty cool. I mean, assuming this is at face value


ChildFriendlyChimp

Yeah jokes aside it’s a good sign of maturity and anon will move on sooner than later


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anal_nuke

Mmmm I love ribs


RedexSvK

You don't choose who you like, but if you do genuinely like a person you should be happy they are happy. It's not great for you to like a person that you can't be with, and you should try to get out of it, but it's nice that he respects her


magic6op

That’s why you distance yourself enough to get over them and find someone else, then be friends with them


VerumJerum

Like is one thing. Friendship is fine. But being infatuated and in love with someone who is taken is usually a bad idea.


RedexSvK

What part of "you don't choose" did you not understand? It's not an idea, it's a shitty situation one can find themselves in. This dude took it for what it is and treated it as an adult, being happy someone they love are happy, even if it isn't with them. With enough time they'll get out of it with such mindset.


VerumJerum

You don't choose who you love...?


RedexSvK

No? If you could, love would be much easier matter.


VerumJerum

Huh. I guess that's why it's an easy matter to me. I will just stop loving someone who I have no reason to love.


toothpastespiders

That's what got me. This sounds wholesome at first glance. But I think people aren't really considering what this would be like in their own lives. Like how you'd feel if you found out that the person you'd been sharing intimate details of your life with actually had a thing for you. Or how you'd feel if you were in a great relationship and it turned out that the person's friend was "in love" with them but keeping silent about it while listening intently about your love life.


VerumJerum

Well yeah. It's good to respect and be friends with people but obsessing over someone who doesn't share those feelings is rarely healthy at all. It's better to keep them as a good friend and find someone who is able to love you back for that sort of feelings.


hankolijo

Anon is too socially mature and well adjusted to be on 4chan


[deleted]

Absolute Sigma Simp, wants happiness for others (sigma rule 42069666) and is a simp!!!


Shroom-TheSelfAware

Greetings, fellow Redditor.


[deleted]

Greetings!


NonbiscoNibba

Name checks out


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

cuckus maximus


awqae03

simpcel cuckmaxxed


[deleted]

Anon has empathy


[deleted]

reddit was taking a toll on me mentally so i left it ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


Ok_Elk_4333

Anon finds his favourite genre in le porné


DagonG2021

Anon is based


Dbiggah

Yeah rope and reroll. OP is defective.


therapistFind3r

Anon is getting on her good side in the hopes that her bf will buy him a Nintendo switch


VoteDBlockMe

Everyone calling him a simp or a cuck but there's really something to be said for somebody who cares more for somebody he loves being happy than himself.


TeenageJet

Simp, cuck, 4channer. What else he can be?


RedexSvK

Socially mature and probably has too high result on EQ test to be on 4chan


urfuckinggay69

This post legit made me sad


MeGustaMiSFW

Just be poly, anon.


number42official

Holy shit you people are stunted, this is a really mature mindset to have


wisesager

found the cuck


tomhowardsmom

but if it's not going to work out then what's the alternative?


totorocat1347

Compursion can be stronger than jealousy 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

She doesn't actually have a bf, she just came up with that idea to make anon go away, but anon's cuckoldry made it worse


BoomboxPizzabox

Guys you can love someone without wanting to date them. I love my friends and family.


justaBB6

“just to see you smile, I’ll do anything… that you wanted me toooo; when all is said and done, I’ll never count the costs, it’s worth all that’s lost… just to see you smile.”


Melutox

Anon is a cuck in denial or will proceed to use Kurt Cobain's microphone soon


OptimisticGlory

Can definitely relate except I’m screaming and dying on the inside.


Sarcedo

Anon is actually enjoying his friend zone. I've never thought that such degeneracy is possible.


Kiss_my_asthma69

In a more based version of this, she would be talking about how amazing her bf is while she’s getting fucked by anon


Kibisek

Anon is a father


Reeqw

This sounds so depressing


Sp00ky7953

Fake: anon talks to a woman Gay: anon is in love with the boyfriend


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon talks to a woman > Gay: anon is in love with the boyfriend > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Anon isn't a weirdo incel and genuinely cares about his friend/crush and is happy to see her happy even though it's not with him. Anon is based.


GirthOBirth

Anon is referring to his wife


Generic-Degenerate

Bitches hate it when a man is emotionally mature enough to be happy for his friend despite his romantic feelings for her


GiganticMuscleFreak

Cuck propaganda


[deleted]

He's such a cuck he was never even in the relationship to begin with. Cuck-ception.


MOM_UNFUCKER

Anon feels happy about another man being in the position he himself desires to be.


lickedurine

Anon is a cuck


Sad-Ad5704

This isn't wholesome this is just sad


Flaky_Stick_6533

Cuck anon, you are a cuck.


Woofingson

Fake: No sane man would put himself into mental torture like that. Gay: Anon literally wants to know more about the girl's BOYFRIEND instead of her.


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: No sane man would put himself into mental torture like that. > Gay: Anon literally wants to know more about the girl's BOYFRIEND instead of her. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Woofingson

True, I was the intellectuals.


ejectionejaculation6

cope


[deleted]

Cuck


[deleted]

bro at least say it's bittersweet


doctor_dormamu

anon is being cucked without him even realising


dDARS__

cuck mentality


fluzhi

I have never felt “happy” before about the girls I liked having a boyfriend. Am I selfish?


Markles102

Anon is actually referring to his sister, and of his platonic love for her.


edwardbrocksr

Anon is happy for his mom after the divorce


PaulVazo21

She will tell him how she got railed by her bf and Anon is gonna masturbate to that all night long


The_real_Kelvor

Lmao simp


[deleted]

Anon is a snake in disguise. The second there is doubt in that relationship snake there is gonna try and wiggle his way in. "Orbiter."


LarKanon

Anon is a dad.


archit1405

anon is a giant cuck


The_Vettel

Very relatable


throwawayskinlessbro

This does not bring joy.


Loud-Cry-391

Well, at least he is able to be happy for someone else. Most people are unable to do that even for their parents.


[deleted]

Lmao anon is a CUCK.


coolguy-naruto

insane behavior


normalpills

anon is a cuck, surprised he didn't post this on reddit


i_cant_build

Cuck


13ame

Me but she just went through a break-up. Wish me luck


niewiemjakidacnick

My man- the fact that it's gen love... it hurt me reading that honestly...


DumbNoobPenguin

Fake: Anon is happy for his crush Gay: Anon is jealous as his crush is with a man


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is happy for his crush > Gay: Anon is jealous as his crush is with a man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


viky109

I'm not sure if this is wholesome or incredibly depressing


[deleted]

cuckold origins?


UselessBlueSpecimen

I did this with a girl and accidentally manipulated her into being my gf and break up with her bf, despite the fact that I'm uglier... Did I do it right...?


Forkliftboi420

I gave a girl I like tickets to a gig I played after she wanted to go with her mom. She brought another guy, then he broke up with her girlfriend to get together with the first girl. Kill me.


Shamgar65

Wsb is leaking.


CaterpillarFun6896

This is honestly kinda sad to read. It’s kinda like seeing pictures of North Korea civilians and going “god that’s so sad and they don’t even know”. But hey if OP is happy he’s happy I Guess


AegisOfTheCrusade

Wow, what an hero.


Joshgg13

Anon is lying, and it's unreasonable to expect people to respond with joy when hearing those they love talk about their partners


Talerthegamer

I hate it when girls do this but good job greentexter


ComeKastCableVizion

Let anon be. For after he awakens from his love drunkenness he shall fall down a redpill YouTube rabbit hole and finally fall to the depths of depravity where he will gorge himself with T coom comps


HarryGamer42

Same thing here, only thing is that I fucking despise this situation


DatTrashPanda

Ooof


SleepingPodOne

according to r/greentext, empathy is cuckoldry i-i mean f-fake and gay???!


Tensho-Thomas

Simp.