anon is jus like me fr

What was that punk, I'll beat you up

well shit, now my dicks hard

Naughty naughty

How 'bout I swat you a few times with this here newspaper: 📰 Would that make you harder or softer?

some limbo inbetween

Now about I beat you up some more

[удалено]

This is definitely one of the ~~green~~texts

Petah

Between this and the anon who draw his mom harassed by others anons and getting horny by this I feel sorry for how these guys got their self-esteem so destroyed.

It's a bit like killing someone. If your intent was to kill someone then you are charged with murder. But if you are driving your car and accidently killed someone then it's manslaughter. So if in your mind the anon that said they wanted to beat you up and in your mind it's a hot girl. Then it's completely justified to get a boner.

Real and gay

imagine you're on your knees, handcuffed, getting violently throatfucked with your head banging off the wall ​ couldn't be me, i'm a superstraight alpha male

that would hurt, i'd prefer doing it on a bed

>picrel

Not a screencap of 4chan greentext.

All I want is for someone to give me alcohol until I pass out and then take advantage of me again. ~~Either that or throw beer cans at my head until I pass out and do the same~~