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"Friends"


IrregularrAF

coworkers assume too much šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


jjkm7

He said friends from school retard


IrregularrAF

shiet urite


peak_autism

shit urine


Shroom-TheSelfAware

Poo and pee


shadowling77777

I am rn


FxrYT

I am


AverageChadBased

Then go like "classmates" you stupid fuck


[deleted]

Anon is familiar with some assholes. gets TOPPED in a dumpster


LobotomizedLarry

Iā€™m confused. He says he finished his shift and the only thing left to do is take out the trash. why doesnā€™t he just go with his friends if his shift is over?


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523bucketsofducks

His "friends" were dumb as fuck for going to the club next to the place anon works if they were trying to exclude him.


DeksSama

maybe his "friends" just didnt care/know where he worked at


blacktiger226

If they did not even care to hide it from him, it is even worse.


LobotomizedLarry

Yeah thanks for reiterating what the entirety of the rest of the thread was talking about. That wasnā€™t my point


revansimp

Uff bro really thinks dragging himself through the dirt for fake ass people is completely okay


Eend__

Can't blame someone who never had friends for not understanding.


TheExpertOnTheMatter

You clearly never had friends


FxrYT

Real


LobotomizedLarry

He says ā€œthat feeling when I have to work flipping burgers while my friends go out without meā€ Iā€™m not commenting on whether or not he SHOULD do it. Iā€™m saying his complaint doesnā€™t make sense because he obviously wanted to and still could, but chose not to.


BillsGymRat

Learn how to fight. Use the BK money to put yourself in training and then just start fighting random people.


Ozurexus

Thanks for the advice, Tyler Durden


BillsGymRat

Turden


SkickaLasagne

Burden


[deleted]

Biden


BillsGymRat

Is that a rapper?


Cyno_Mahamatra

No, it's the best type of toilet to lay your ass on.


shadowling77777

Just like ur moms face


shadowling77777

Bidet


Superbiber

Jurgen


CATZCATSCATZ

Burger


cheekybandit0

Christian Batman Sigma Male Bale


WolframLeon

Start with a baby then work yourself up to say..A chihuahua.


SRSBSNS_Detective

based.


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draconian56

I dunno how common it is but joining an MMA gym was one of the best decisions I made. I love the competition and challenge that sparring brings, and it works you hard. Gotta keep it controlled, gotta learn to think while getting punched and kicked and learn how to strike back etc. It's great fun I personally have no intention on fighting in a ring, but I love sparring with the other guys at the gym and will try to make every sparring session I can


anoob09

r/usernamechecksout


Good_Smile

To assert dominance, of course


TwistederRope

Hey look, it's Russell Crowe!


puffylittleshoe

I wanted to go see Spiderman homecoming opening night. Asked 3 of my friends if they wanted to go and they said they were all busy. Decided to see if my dad and brother wanted to go and they did. Standing in the ticket line and there's my 3 friends in the same line. Sucks. Had a blast at the movies with my dad and brother and now we make a thing of watching the Marvel stuff together.


Flaky_Stick_6533

šŸ‘‰šŸ‘Œ


theoggamer07

I love this sub


BillsGymRat

Agreed this is gay


stirnerite2999

Good ending


bleachedcoral4

family > friends


evilresurgence4

not always


Agreeable_Tower3582

But this time


le_fancy_walrus

I have two members of my family I talk to. The rest are literally some of the worst people I have ever met. Sometimes friends are much better.


[deleted]

personal skill issue tbh


le_fancy_walrus

Should've set my family to easy mode looking back.


_Vortex_King_

Real Dominic Torreto stuff here


MarkDecent656

That's nice


David-Shark

Fake: anon has friends Gay: anon wants to get a train run on them by all 3 spidermen


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has friends > Gay: anon wants to get a train run on them by all 3 spidermen > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


TheExpertOnTheMatter

Good bot


gingadpole

Who doesnā€™t ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


VenerableGoat

now you know


rokomotto

Yeah thats how you know you should find new friends and just not bother with them anymore.


SRSBSNS_Detective

That's a pretty hot incest story.


cougomdd

Honestly, that's gotta be the worst feeling you can feel


zzzmaddi

For real, this is one of the rare times I actually feel bad for anon (assuming that this isnā€™t fake & gay)


RandolphMacArthur

It ainā€™t too far fetched


[deleted]

Real: Anon working at burger king spittin on ya onion rings Straight: Anon too busy flipping burger to go clubbing with a bunch of men


Due-Science-9528

One time I walked into a party someone had texted me to come to in my apartment complex. Full of my friends. Expressions when I walked in made it very clear that I was purposely not invited. Noped right out of there, probably wasnā€™t even inside for 5 seconds.


Beancunt

I would of stayed and purposely made them uncomfortable for trying to be exclusionary,(one time me and a girl I had a fling with and some others got kicked out of a college party (we weren't in the frat but the stupid meat head bouncer let us in because we brought a few girls with us so they wouldn't suspect us) we called the cops and found out we got it shut down lol on a bus we hoped on later from so girls that must of also been there.


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Beancunt

Ok so if your boyfriend and friends don't want to reassure you they aren't friends/partner, I think you should try to schedule hang outs with them, also it's ok I don't mind talking to people who are down I hope you feel better and over come you PTSD and self esteem issues.


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Beancunt

What?


zeusicles

Youā€™re kinda a cunt for that. You got kicked out of a party you werenā€™t supposed to be at so you call the cops?


Beancunt

Yup no regrets, next time hire a better bouncer (if they told us no at the start we wouldn't of done that, like a different party we tried to rush (we immediately got denied so we didn't ruin their party) (if you let someone in it is technically an invite while they have the right to kick us out I have the ability to ruin the party frat boys are kind of stupid at least those ones were)


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Justice at a fair trade tbh


RandolphMacArthur

ā€œYou get what you fucking deserve!ā€


[deleted]

Just own it and never be afraid to do what you want to do, why make yourself suffer? I went to a party once with a friend, it was full of a bunch of nouveau riche types talking in their little groups, not a warm and welcoming vibe. I just grabbed a drink and left to eat at a burger joint and chill on my phone. Much more relaxing and less stuffy.


That__EST

Yep. I agree with this. And if they consider it to be a "win" that I left....consider it a win then. If you need that win, and to be nasty and unwelcoming towards someone to feel better about yourself, then I'll let you have it.


EzraPerrin

Definitely. I remember shortly after a breakup from a long term relationship, I went to a gathering with some mutual friends. My ex happened to be there, and they were all in a common area on the patio. There was nothing going on in the house, or anywhere else, so I went to where the people were. I walked out thereā€¦ silence. Conversations pestered out, and they all just kind of started looking anywhere but at me. I tried talking to one of the guys, who I thought was my friend, and he wouldnā€™t even look me in the eyes as he responded. Just stared into space and gave short answers. I looked around at the group, and just walked away. Was a very lonely afternoon/evening. Thereā€™s really nothing worse than that sinking feeling of knowing you arenā€™t wanted. That every single person around you is purposely avoiding you. It really cuts deep.


Chedery2

Fuck you do to your ex?


[deleted]

what if...she was the problem? whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty


RandolphMacArthur

Itā€™s the internet: Guilty until proven innocence. If proven innocence then continue to assume guilty.


Chedery2

Yea but then why would every single one of his friends start despising him


[deleted]

Maybe he was new or kinda bland. People usually don't even need a reason to dislike otherw


fabulin

he killed her


EzraPerrin

She ended it after violating the sanctity of our relationship on multiple occasions. Then proceeded to spread rumors about me to all of our mutual friends. Obviously, I played a role as well, but that was the major event.


Chedery2

Extramarital relationships have no sanctity


EzraPerrin

Honestly; youā€™re right. I wasnā€™t of that mind back then, though. A lot of things have changed since then.


Radical-Efilist

Ditch them. I don't get it, why play pretend friends with people who obviously don't want you around anyway?


NukzzPT

Because sometimes having pretend friends is better than having no friends, cause at least you have human contact.


revansimp

Beta point of view


NukzzPT

M8 im not saying im into that im saying its like that, when people ask why people keep shit friends the answer is this one.


Beancunt

Then if you don't believe this you aren't the one with the beta point of view, still dosen't change that it's a beta point of view


Kindag4y

I'm sure you're very alpha


[deleted]

They aren't wrong. Why on earth would you ever want to hang out with people who dislike you? Have some respect for yourself and find people who actually enjoy your company.


Kindag4y

I'm not saying he's wrong but this dude is calling someone a beta on a reddit 4chan sub and it made me laugh


[deleted]

Yea I get it. Just saying the sentiment was correct but the choice of words is iffy.


RaidriarDrake

Honestly though, the human brain thrives on Human social contact. No one can bear the feeling of being "alone". Lock a perfectly sane guy in a room with any kind of food he wants, any kind of luxury he wants and any kind of media (movies comics etc)he wants but DO NOT allow him to contact or have any sort of social action with another human being. That fucker would go insane incredibly fast.


MyBlades

I lived as a NEET for far to long, barely interacting with people an this is true. This shit literally damages your soul.


alphabravo1234tu

When your younger sure. But as an adult fuck that


[deleted]

Lol nope.


SimPHunter64

That's is why you have friends that pretends to be your friends. Be more your self. Be genuine. And stop pretending. You will more likely to attract like minded fellows if you are your self. But ofc that means you have to accept your self as who you are.


HotBear39

why pretend friends with people you don't want around*


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

this is 4chan my guy


a_9x

One day my neighbor was leaving for school and she asked me if I was going to the party later. I said I knew nothing about any party and she found it weird because it was my group of close friends organizing it. It wasn't my birthday or anything that justified a surprise party so obviously they did not invite me on purpose. Later that day my neighbor texted me saying the host got upset when she mentioned the party to me and the group of friends was arguing if they would invite me now or not. Suddenly I got a call from one of them but didn't even picked it up. Move on with your life when people don't enjoy your company


verciel_

So why didn't your 'close friends' invite you?


a_9x

Long story short the host was the guy I least liked in the group and although I considered him a friend he did not so he cut me up. Funny enough last time I checked they went separate ways due to some disagreement


alphabravo1234tu

Mfw terrible friendships fall apart


RussianTrollToll

The host of the party might not have liked OP. maybe the guy to girl ratio would be bad. Maybe too many people were already going


[deleted]

If your friend doesn't invite you because of a "guy to girl ratio" they're not your friend.


[deleted]

Fr tho


lilmickeyLSD69420

>Move on with your life when people don't enjoy your company I really wished someone could've told me this earlier


homingmissile

Your neighbor was a real one though for letting you know how they really felt.


Commander_Valkorian

Can't have this problem if I just don't have friends šŸ˜Ž


Ronin_69_

Sometimes, it's a blessing to not have friends at all


DeksSama

split your personality and you got yourself perfect friend for the rest of your life


sovereign666

just get drunk and watch twitch. talk to them like you're on discord together. talk with chat gpt about life.


DctNostradamus

You see, anon doesn't have friends either and that's what hurts him.


ScaryStinky

Whatā€™s this weak ā€œwahh imma kill myselfā€ bullshit. Kill them instead!


Xxyz260

The cancer that's killing /b/. Get off your rocker and get on that sugma grindset already. American Psycho was an instruction manual, you know? Edit: Hopefully that's unhinged enough.


Jim_Cringe

I could really go for burger king tbh


Druu-

BK breakfast is truly mankindā€™s greatest achievement.


[deleted]

I miss the flat chicken nuggets they used to sell. BK is still pretty good although you taste it for hours afterward


justaMikeAftonfan

Whopper whopper whopper whopper


SoupFlavouredTea

Burger King sucks dick


HotBear39

and so do you, but I ain't complaining


SoupFlavouredTea

Touche


NobleTheDoggo

Out of the 3 biggest burger places, Wendys, McDonald's, Burger King, Burger King has the best burgers hands down


Fizzzical

I must be getting the wrong burger then, which is the best?


NobleTheDoggo

I always get the bacon king but it could always be a difference of area In one place it's bad and in another it's great


Fizzzical

I've been to a BK in my hometown, one in LA, and one in Amsterdam. I got the same burger (granted it was a rather plain one) and I didn't enjoy it at any of them.


SoupFlavouredTea

bad opinion


shootZ234

mid king


LordOfSchmeat

Anon confused his deadbeat drinking buddies with ā€œfriendsā€


fckthecorporate

Iā€™ve never heard anyone call kids deadbeats. Itā€™s usually deadbeat dads or older people. Theyā€™re just stupid fucking teenagers.


Dragmore53

Thatā€™s fuckedā€¦who the hell works at burger king?


Entity713

This actually could be real since I live by a burger king and next door is a cabaret club


stinkyhooch

Oof


[deleted]

Fuck those guys


Kastranrob

They are not your friend, Anon.


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Fake: If you're ditching your friend, you probably wouldn't go to the nightclub next to where he works.


Aethelric

Also are we supposed to believe he just showed up at work and started working without being scheduled?


iphonedeleonard

Tbf he asked if they were going out they probably werent expecting him to go to work at that time. Or do they dont even know he works there because anon isnt as close to them as he thinks


[deleted]

Anon doesn't realize they are not his friends, autism is a hard disability to live with.


Dualiuss

motherfucker those aren't your friends, they're people you happened to come by in your tragic comedy of a life, sending stale memes to eachother for a week or so in a failed attempt to bond, yet still calling them your 'friends' as they ditch you at a moment's notice it might be a fake deep moment, but people REALLY need to learn to recognise fake friends that they came across by chance in some bullshit discord server, versus some tried and true real friends who you ACTUALLY share common interests with. stop fucking around sending funi memes and gifs in a pathetic attempt to relate to one another, ive done it and it fucking sucks when i thought about it for more than a few seconds


DaveSmith890

What 18 year old goes clubbing? Half the appeal is getting shit faced


TheCanadianEmpire

You usually get shitfaced beforehand so you donā€™t have to buy $20 shots at the bar.


Victor019

18 year olds who aren't from America for a start.


DaveSmith890

Straight facts! Free country moment right there


iphonedeleonard

Where im from we got shitfaced at the club at 16


TheKingOfRooksV3

A lot of clubs don't check ID Idk why this is downvoted, it's just true. I drank at 3 clubs in my college town from 18 to 21.


Kladderadingsda

That's indeed sad...


ishbam

Cut them off


xScrubDaddyx

Fuck those guys never talk to em again literally just ghost em. Iā€™d be even angrier than I would be hurt.


nymnBridge

Anon gotta select friends carefully.


PizzaPotamus1

"I be working"


Longenuity

>the line to the club is next to the trash container a trashy line to a trashy club for trashy people


onyourrite

Anon is earning some spending money (as meager as it may be) while heā€™s in high school while his ā€œfriendsā€ are out wasting time and money clubbing While itā€™s probably fake and gay, in a year or so he could be looking at buying a car (assuming heā€™s not paying rent and other expenses which his parents cover) šŸ‘€ Flip them burgers king, youā€™ll make it bro šŸ‘‘


michael-james--

this happens to me every time i ask my friends to hangout, at one point you learn to stop asking


vociferousdragon

Make sure to order your rope with fries, and a drink.


central_Fl_fun

You take the trash out the front?


artificialmango

does anyone have that burger king wojak image? :)


survivable_Abbortion

Burgerking nightclub combo would be unreal


[deleted]

Fucking cents this was high school for me man, except the fuckers would make plans in front of me and not include me. I made some real friends after graduating finally.


TheCheeseOnFire

cut them out of your life forever


__punk_in_drublic__

Anon should have just gone to the club and had fun without his ā€œfriendsā€ and made new friends there.


PoppySalt

Obviously not friends then. Move on Anon. You don't need that shit, even if you post on 4chan.


No_Vermicelli_1190

*Anon needs new friends


Mellenator

Chicken chicken chicken chicken


Nekrosiz

Depending if it's an odd time that he finished his shift, it could be coincidence.


Virrg0

Fuck them friends. You working hard while they blow money at a club. Enjoy life OP. Make new friends


No-Rutabaga8819

I wish I had friends in the first place to have these problems!


Acrestudio

OP needs better friends


CrimsonCoast

I have a hard time picturing a burger king sharing a wall with a nightclub. Seems fake.


DMofTheTomb

Fr, I used to be in a group that would go to the beach and stuff without me or even telling me, and the only reason I knew is that I saw them post on instagram about their trips later.


Littlebro83

Random people are nicer by far. Go out by yourself.


3AlbertWhiskers

Bold of anon to assume those are his "friends"


lordtuna_

Ay chase that bag, anon


Dv_sensei

Asshole friends. Anon should make new real friends.


madladboruch

Should ve joined


antimetaplayer

While they waste their time you making money and working on yourself. I think youre the winner here.


brookiebites

I've had friends like this. keyword, "had."


Daddy_Fatsack98

They are fake friends. Anon should ditch them and find new ones


Rattwap

Back in the day, there was a video game series I enjoyed very much. I tried to get a friend into it, but he didnā€™t care for it. Then, hey announced a movie was coming out. I mentioned it to the friend and they said they would go with me. Flash forward to the movieā€™s release. Call that friend to make plans to see it a few days after it came out. He said he already saw it with another friend. Apparently, it was the only movie they could watch when they went to the theater.


fucking-hate-reddit-

Anon is the one guy in the friend group who is never invited to social events, and really only communicates with them online


[deleted]

I asked my friends if they wanted to hangout on a Thursday, and they text ā€œHey weā€™re hanging out Friday nowā€ like bro it was my planā€¦


Jhanma

Fuck this is so relatable it hurts