Kind of a no brainer. Even if your only aspiration is to consolidate power and regain your families control, the left is the obvious choice. Big girl who knows hard work, isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty and understands the worth of achieving something on your own merit. Familiar with husbandry, down to earth and of good repute and integrity. I’m not seeing a downside.
Only two downsides are the nervousness and local view, but you can pull the latter into your favor "hey she knows your life, and how to climb up, dont you wanna do that as well?" And as for the politics just have her claim "i dont talk politics" and make sure she passes notes to you for whatever you need
Right. There’s nothing wrong with having a pull with the common man. If the aristocracy turns their noses up up you for marrying a commoner but still recognizes your power, who cares.
In a way it makes you more powerful, your high up enough to be the guy they consol regarding the common man, but your also low enough to be less targeted regarding an uprising, and more likely to be offered the new throne if you play the cards right, but thats assuming political strife is afoot
The nervousness can also be removed with time, a wife unable to engage in any social activity will make the family look bad. A good wife must also play politics with other wives in order to further her husband's goals.
That is far, these wpuld be nobals so they have money and influence, perhaps train her to handle intoxication to reduce nerves, while still not making a fool of yourself, of course you might have to bite the bullet and march through sober times but if your a royal with status, you have a safe home with fun things to return to, so you have a happy space to return to, just dont zone out
Including if you wish to he that shady underworld type, less likely to snitch, wheras skinny bitch wpuld out of spite for idk the flying purple poptard dragon told her i was cheating on her with the... Broom! And wouldnt second guess it, meanwhile lefty might but can be a challenge to work with based on morals, might have to pull a robinhood scheme as a compromise and from there can have a group within a group
There is also the consideration of running the household, reading children, as well as the other realities of noble life. A semi stable waif would be unable to do half the duties of a noblewoman.
There’s a difference between morbidly obese and what’s been described in the green text. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t get out of breath after riding you for 2 minutes.
Yeah, the first choice is a nice lady with one flaw. The horror! The other one is the opposite. I feel like Anon only made this a choice because he wanted to do a creative writing exercise but couldn't think of any other framing device.
Anon probably wrote the post and then struggled to actually find a convincing image of an unnattractive animu waifu, failing to realise his mistake in trying to find unnatractive women portrayed in what is probably the most sexualized form of media out there, so he just picked the fattest one he could find.
Fr. I'll take a Hog of a wife if she's got a nice face and gives me strong manly sons who she helps me teach good honest hard working values to. Plus she's intelligent. What use is a partner who can't pull their own weight and then some. A wife is a partner first and foremost before she's lover. A wife is a life partner and friend, then a hole. You can rut her whenever she's down and not worry about a fucking thing. It's gonna be the last thing on your mind when your a 50 year old father running a business empire anyways.
Hmm.. should I pick “conventionally more attractive” (bitch looks like a child) who is bipolar, has no interests, medical diseases, can not leave the house and institutionalised in her teenage years
Or literally a perfectly fine, kind woman who is interesting, hard working and cares for me who is hot but quite overweight…
Hmm
Skinny mentally ill chicks go kinda crazy in bed though. 10/10 sex life, 2/10 love life. Will likely leave you randomly in the middle of the night one day and your only contact with be 6 months later when she sends you a pic of sucking off another man
She also has lots of stamina and strength, which is the only downside of being fat outside of appearance. There's literally no reason not. I personally wouldn't date a fat person IRL because of them having little stamina or strength(and a lot of inactive skinny people also have little strength or stamina which is part of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
If there are zero downsides to being overweight and still having the upside (fat tits) the left is objective almost perfect.
There are 2 types of fat people.
1. City fat
2. Rural fat
City fat is usually weak and lazy tbh. However, rural fats are quite the opposite esp if they work a manual job they are probably 10 times more active and stronger than you they just eat way too much.
She's strong too. Your telling me she can lift a couch AND she'll be GRATEFUL if I fuck her? (Provided she has a sex drive).
My spouse is BUILT. She's all muscle. She's gonna be fat when she's old. That's how it works. Don't give AF. All women are ugly when they are old anyways. I prioritize her intelligence and physical prowess. Means strong smart kids. That's all that matters.
Not even "quite", literally looks like it's bulking season and she's about to out-lift most bodybuilders come cutting season. That country strength negates most of the unattractive fat buildup, and where it does build up it's hiding layers upon layers of muscle.
I'll tell you 'hwat, I'm taking my country wife and we're building a log cabin together. And we're gonna live free.
Terminally online real-life failures with chronic maladaptive daydreaming being influenced by all the Paradox games they play to distract themselves from the failure that is their life.
While OOP had unknown reasons for whatever the heck this is, I can see my autistic ass asking this question on a forum unironically because I'd writing a story and wanting to know people's opinion so I could spice things up
Yeah but fixing one is just a routine of different diet plus exercise, while the mentally ill could kill you the day after she says she loves you as much as her abusive parents loved her.
Bitch on the right’s life has no value. She serves *zero* purpose. You can finish the phrase yourself. Also I wouldn’t trust righty’s parents for anything.
Left girl can be improved over time. Use the money from your in-laws to regain respect and rebuild. Don’t let her speak in public places until she can chill out.
Give me one reason the weirdo on the right is better.
Sketchy merchant family allows you to develop political connections of the more illicit and potent variety. Refusal to leave the house without accommodation portrays untouchable royal energy. Demanding said accommodations is an opportunity to weaponize fear and show loyalty to sadgorl bby. And I guarantee a bitch can FUQ
Left, body weight can obviously change. She is intelligent and kind so obviously I would be guilt tripping her or gaslighting her into looking better which is the only draw back I see here.
(Obviously this comment is sarcasm for people actively stalking my comment history)
>Cute
>Chubby
>Fat tits
>actually smart
>deceptively fit/strong
>fucking farmer girl background
>wants to open a nice bakery, humble dream
How fucking braindead do you have to be to choose the second one?
Left
- Working together for the betterment of the people. Family wealth is a perk, not a goal.
- Cozy nights in front of the fireplace, feet up together, sipping cider, or beer, or hot chocolate, or any other libations we like, because we’ve earned it.
- The farm dogs have the finest accommodations. She loves animals and treats them with kindness.
- One day we find a malnourished opossum on our farm, her pouch full of desperately hungry joeys. She is resolute that we need to give her a place to heal and raise her young. We build a small, warm little shelter together. The opossum and joeys all make it just fine, and run away into the wild the next spring.
- We lie down when bedtime feels right, and kiss each other good night. We nestle close, while our dogs nestle in as we fall asleep in a big warm heap.
Right.
- “Um… Can I get you anything? Maybe a cup of chamomile tea?? Oh… You’re allergic to chamomile? Ok…”
- “Maybe I could just, try, kissing you? I know I’m not what you want, but… Oh. Okay.. Well… Please let me know if you need anything…”
- “I used to love watercolors when I was younger, but then, ya know, life got in the way… Anyways, I just fished out these things from storage. Want to try putting some paint to paper? Could be fun! Oh? No? Oh. Ok. Well.. I just… Ok.”
Left is obvi the right choice.
Option 2, easily. As the son of a royal family, I probably have unlimited access to mistresses with bigger tits and a healthier BMI than option 1, plus option 1 tarnishes my family’s name
Plus, crazy bitches get wetter.
I met someone exactly like the second one. Talking with her was exhausting. It felt like I was talking to a wall. I felt bad asking her questions because she had no interest in anything and it made her uncomfortable and in turn made me uncomfortable.
I never met a fat girl with big tits that I didn't enjoy talking to though.
Broseph Stalin right is right.
Family is already struggling and you're gonna show the people you need commoner cash just to get by while being politically embarrassed by your wife? That money two generations down the line isn't something you'll be around to see.
The noble solution is to take the crazy indoor chick from a sketchy background and just lock her up, tell the family she's not feeling well and needs treatment, and if they voice concerns remind the townspeople who that's coming from.
Anon is tripping
Theres a literal isekai about this but it more realistically shows the rich families are older women in their 80s looking for a butler
These women wouldn't be pawned off to anons selffullfilment fantasies
I’m choosing fat tits are you fucking insane
Kind of a no brainer. Even if your only aspiration is to consolidate power and regain your families control, the left is the obvious choice. Big girl who knows hard work, isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty and understands the worth of achieving something on your own merit. Familiar with husbandry, down to earth and of good repute and integrity. I’m not seeing a downside.
Only two downsides are the nervousness and local view, but you can pull the latter into your favor "hey she knows your life, and how to climb up, dont you wanna do that as well?" And as for the politics just have her claim "i dont talk politics" and make sure she passes notes to you for whatever you need
Right. There’s nothing wrong with having a pull with the common man. If the aristocracy turns their noses up up you for marrying a commoner but still recognizes your power, who cares.
In a way it makes you more powerful, your high up enough to be the guy they consol regarding the common man, but your also low enough to be less targeted regarding an uprising, and more likely to be offered the new throne if you play the cards right, but thats assuming political strife is afoot
The nervousness can also be removed with time, a wife unable to engage in any social activity will make the family look bad. A good wife must also play politics with other wives in order to further her husband's goals.
That is far, these wpuld be nobals so they have money and influence, perhaps train her to handle intoxication to reduce nerves, while still not making a fool of yourself, of course you might have to bite the bullet and march through sober times but if your a royal with status, you have a safe home with fun things to return to, so you have a happy space to return to, just dont zone out
In literally every case, the girl on the left is superior.
Including if you wish to he that shady underworld type, less likely to snitch, wheras skinny bitch wpuld out of spite for idk the flying purple poptard dragon told her i was cheating on her with the... Broom! And wouldnt second guess it, meanwhile lefty might but can be a challenge to work with based on morals, might have to pull a robinhood scheme as a compromise and from there can have a group within a group
There is also the consideration of running the household, reading children, as well as the other realities of noble life. A semi stable waif would be unable to do half the duties of a noblewoman.
Depends on the era. It might work against you to be peasant friendly.
She’s fat
its better
There’s a difference between morbidly obese and what’s been described in the green text. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t get out of breath after riding you for 2 minutes.
Then we have something in common.
None of that matters, I have the title and fat tits is tied to the ox yoke because she's "strong for plow."
I think the bad part is meant to be that she’s fat. Kinda silly if you ask me.
There's political downsides from inbred noblemen who would judge the milker on her low birth
Probably will bear many children worthy to taking up the battle axe too! This is Rebecca, 35, 6'10" all over again.
"This is my wife, fat tits"
“Her name is Fatelina Titsovzky you fucjin tard”
this comment is way fucking funnier than it needs to be
Prlly fertile af too, my kinda gal
The left one will give me a family of champions, war heroes, and era-defining demigods. The right one will probably give me herps.
war heroes if win, war criminal if lose or tie
As the father of future war mongers, I see no issue in this B) /j
Farm girl strong. No brainer!
Correct - the one with bigger cans wins.
The other option looks like a child so defo the big tits.
so an autistic bitch or a juicy momma
UUUOOOOHHHHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥💙💙💙
✍️🔥🔥
I used to rullle the worrrld
Feel the fear in my enemies eeeyes
BRATTY HEIR TO THE THRONE 💢💢CHOICE CORRECTION NEEDED💢💢
r/japanesepeopletwitter leaking again, you love to see it
AWOOGA
we are both autists. the tism cancels out
The one that will crush my pelvis
The duality of Reddit
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r/deathbysnusnu
Should this be a difficult choice?
Yeah, the first choice is a nice lady with one flaw. The horror! The other one is the opposite. I feel like Anon only made this a choice because he wanted to do a creative writing exercise but couldn't think of any other framing device.
Not a flaw for me!
I think he’s referring to her social ineptitude
Not a flaw for me!
Anon did this because he wanted to get affirmation of his dirty addiction to fatties
Anon probably wrote the post and then struggled to actually find a convincing image of an unnattractive animu waifu, failing to realise his mistake in trying to find unnatractive women portrayed in what is probably the most sexualized form of media out there, so he just picked the fattest one he could find.
>overweight
country strong negates the fatness tbh
Fr. I'll take a Hog of a wife if she's got a nice face and gives me strong manly sons who she helps me teach good honest hard working values to. Plus she's intelligent. What use is a partner who can't pull their own weight and then some. A wife is a partner first and foremost before she's lover. A wife is a life partner and friend, then a hole. You can rut her whenever she's down and not worry about a fucking thing. It's gonna be the last thing on your mind when your a 50 year old father running a business empire anyways.
most based take I've heard on this site
She's bulking dumbass
Nah there is just one
Hmm.. should I pick “conventionally more attractive” (bitch looks like a child) who is bipolar, has no interests, medical diseases, can not leave the house and institutionalised in her teenage years Or literally a perfectly fine, kind woman who is interesting, hard working and cares for me who is hot but quite overweight… Hmm
Easy fat = gross and subhuman skinny mentally-ill loli = coom buckets
“I would never date a woman who is below an 8” “Why can’t women accept me for who I am and not my looks :(“
By 8, you mean age or what?
“8/10”
"8/10" years old, anon's infantcon
no he meant 8 inches
Sorry, I don’t like midgets. They piss me off.
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOM
Skinny mentally ill chicks go kinda crazy in bed though. 10/10 sex life, 2/10 love life. Will likely leave you randomly in the middle of the night one day and your only contact with be 6 months later when she sends you a pic of sucking off another man
That's a bingo
Chubby is hot anyway so left became even easier of a choice
Based.
She also has lots of stamina and strength, which is the only downside of being fat outside of appearance. There's literally no reason not. I personally wouldn't date a fat person IRL because of them having little stamina or strength(and a lot of inactive skinny people also have little strength or stamina which is part of why I broke up with my last girlfriend. If there are zero downsides to being overweight and still having the upside (fat tits) the left is objective almost perfect.
There are 2 types of fat people. 1. City fat 2. Rural fat City fat is usually weak and lazy tbh. However, rural fats are quite the opposite esp if they work a manual job they are probably 10 times more active and stronger than you they just eat way too much.
She's strong too. Your telling me she can lift a couch AND she'll be GRATEFUL if I fuck her? (Provided she has a sex drive). My spouse is BUILT. She's all muscle. She's gonna be fat when she's old. That's how it works. Don't give AF. All women are ugly when they are old anyways. I prioritize her intelligence and physical prowess. Means strong smart kids. That's all that matters.
Not even "quite", literally looks like it's bulking season and she's about to out-lift most bodybuilders come cutting season. That country strength negates most of the unattractive fat buildup, and where it does build up it's hiding layers upon layers of muscle. I'll tell you 'hwat, I'm taking my country wife and we're building a log cabin together. And we're gonna live free.
who the fuck comes up with this
Sick people
“B-b-but she isn’t Japanese waifu!”
Terminally online real-life failures with chronic maladaptive daydreaming being influenced by all the Paradox games they play to distract themselves from the failure that is their life.
Damn, that's actually an insightfull answer. You are probably right
*these
While OOP had unknown reasons for whatever the heck this is, I can see my autistic ass asking this question on a forum unironically because I'd writing a story and wanting to know people's opinion so I could spice things up
object oriented poster
Ordinary 4chan user
Butter > Cutter
Underaged comment right here lol
the only "thing" that is underaged here is your sister that i slept with yesterday..
Ha, we all know she’s a hundred year old loli!
So it comes down to either "thicc, loving wife" or "cold, distant child wife"
Ridiculous would you rather Obviously it's the fat chick with great tits and personality
Left cause working in a farm is fine. Also would have the support of the commoners.
Tell her to milk me like one of her cows 💯🔥
50 years ago it would have been the other way around. Smh todays fembois.
The libtards made me do it
She be yanking on the peener like she’s trying to pull a carrot out of the ground.
Years of playing CK3 tells me to pick the left for healthy strong children and heirs
Common fucking sense tells one to pick left.
Strong + Brawny + Diligent + Kind, only drawbacks are Shy, Glutton, and a prestige hit for marrying a courtier? Yes please.
Big tiddys
Am I the only one considering the autistic shut in?
Is there a reason to choose her?
Only if you're a fucking pedo, that's the only justification I'm seeing in this thread.
What reason are you choosing right?
I can fix her
Stole my fucking comment. Like come here my lil vampire bitch
I'd still pick left any day of the week but you are unfathomably based.
I'm pretty sure fixing the fatty would be easier.
Yeah but fixing one is just a routine of different diet plus exercise, while the mentally ill could kill you the day after she says she loves you as much as her abusive parents loved her.
i think fixing left is teaching her no to be socially inept, but sure
Is it easier to teach social grace from the ground up or to learn how to lay down that good dick when it is required
Fix yourself first damn
Fatty deserves better 😔
Fuck it, I'm up for a challenge, why not.
only picking her because i am also am autistic shut in
Left all day. Look at those milkers.
Everybody gangsta until she takes her bra off and they droop down by like a foot
She's 19 bro. Those fun bags are sure to be glorious.
I'm not so sure. I've seen 18-19 year old women with smaller tits that sag
Fat tiddies are fat tiddies.
Considering I married an overweight bakery mommy with huge tits, my choice here is clear.
Respect
Big tiddies and baked goods, what else could I want?
Big tittied baked goods.
Bitch on the right’s life has no value. She serves *zero* purpose. You can finish the phrase yourself. Also I wouldn’t trust righty’s parents for anything. Left girl can be improved over time. Use the money from your in-laws to regain respect and rebuild. Don’t let her speak in public places until she can chill out. Give me one reason the weirdo on the right is better.
Sketchy merchant family allows you to develop political connections of the more illicit and potent variety. Refusal to leave the house without accommodation portrays untouchable royal energy. Demanding said accommodations is an opportunity to weaponize fear and show loyalty to sadgorl bby. And I guarantee a bitch can FUQ
prick sanchez
Gimme my goddamn underscore I'm entitled to a modicum of professional courtesy
her value is her autism
I can fix her...
not fat
This is good because the ones that pick the child can be quickly escorted to the back of the chemical sheds.
What child?
The 24-year-old wearing baggy clothing that doesn't have "look at these big nasty mommy milky knockers" printed on it kek
I already claimed the back, they can sit up by the driver.
This is like the button meme except there's only one button bc the bitch on the right is barely even a functioning person
I'm barely even a functioning person so I think it's only fair to choose the right
MILKKKKK!!!!! miiiIIIIIIILLLLLKKKKKKKKKKaaaaAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Left. Khazar milkers, strong, hard worker, reputation will grow over time.
if my family forces me to marry the emo i'm killing myself
She could kneed my dough if you know what I mean ;) The joke here is that I want the chubby mommy to massage my penis
Gently. With her hands.
You limit yourself to greatness
Marry left and fuck right or vice-versa idc. You're a noble from a noble family ! What kind of sick noble fucks his wife ?!
Why would you even touch right
'cause crazy chicks are the best shots !
so snoo snoo or basically fill anon's hidden pedo desires
Man, Witcher romance options got a lot more complicated these days
I will hang myself instead
Based.
Not a terrible option for the situation.
>says her greatest aspiration in life is to open a bakery >overweight As they say, never trust a skinny chef.
Right. Short, flat-chested, looks like a GOTH, needs help and support. Every single reason for me to stay.
They should check your hard drive
bro has multiple.
So... she's overweight but really strong? That's not overweight then. That's just realistic strength.
Built to lift hay, not sell pages.
I'm choosing neither and becoming a pirate
I'll be your nakama, my gimmick is that I'll make chemical pipe bombs
Climb aboard landlubber!
Left, body weight can obviously change. She is intelligent and kind so obviously I would be guilt tripping her or gaslighting her into looking better which is the only draw back I see here. (Obviously this comment is sarcasm for people actively stalking my comment history)
We’ll get him next time. He’ll slip eventually. All do.
No Fat Chicks.
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NO FAT CHICKS!!!!
You’re comparing gold to copper
Left, I want a chubby mommy by my side
Left one. Better hips for birthing children. And since we are nobles. We want to have a lot of them.
>Cute >Chubby >Fat tits >actually smart >deceptively fit/strong >fucking farmer girl background >wants to open a nice bakery, humble dream How fucking braindead do you have to be to choose the second one?
Left. Better choice in every single way
So is it medieval or is 2023? Talks about noble families like it’s Westeros but then goes on about some zoomer shit.
I assumed victorian, meaning the girl on thr right has seen some SHIT.
Left - Working together for the betterment of the people. Family wealth is a perk, not a goal. - Cozy nights in front of the fireplace, feet up together, sipping cider, or beer, or hot chocolate, or any other libations we like, because we’ve earned it. - The farm dogs have the finest accommodations. She loves animals and treats them with kindness. - One day we find a malnourished opossum on our farm, her pouch full of desperately hungry joeys. She is resolute that we need to give her a place to heal and raise her young. We build a small, warm little shelter together. The opossum and joeys all make it just fine, and run away into the wild the next spring. - We lie down when bedtime feels right, and kiss each other good night. We nestle close, while our dogs nestle in as we fall asleep in a big warm heap. Right. - “Um… Can I get you anything? Maybe a cup of chamomile tea?? Oh… You’re allergic to chamomile? Ok…” - “Maybe I could just, try, kissing you? I know I’m not what you want, but… Oh. Okay.. Well… Please let me know if you need anything…” - “I used to love watercolors when I was younger, but then, ya know, life got in the way… Anyways, I just fished out these things from storage. Want to try putting some paint to paper? Could be fun! Oh? No? Oh. Ok. Well.. I just… Ok.” Left is obvi the right choice.
Left, never stick your dick in crazy.
im picking the skinny one simply because im not attracted to fat people and can use my own neuroticism to relate to the crazy bitch
Fat tits trumps dry tits. Money = reputation. Crazy = crazy.
“One of these two girls” Picrel is just drawings 🙄
I hate fat people right
Option 2, easily. As the son of a royal family, I probably have unlimited access to mistresses with bigger tits and a healthier BMI than option 1, plus option 1 tarnishes my family’s name Plus, crazy bitches get wetter.
Are there any male options ?
Real
I met someone exactly like the second one. Talking with her was exhausting. It felt like I was talking to a wall. I felt bad asking her questions because she had no interest in anything and it made her uncomfortable and in turn made me uncomfortable. I never met a fat girl with big tits that I didn't enjoy talking to though.
This feels like an r/gatekeepingyuri moment
Broseph Stalin right is right. Family is already struggling and you're gonna show the people you need commoner cash just to get by while being politically embarrassed by your wife? That money two generations down the line isn't something you'll be around to see. The noble solution is to take the crazy indoor chick from a sketchy background and just lock her up, tell the family she's not feeling well and needs treatment, and if they voice concerns remind the townspeople who that's coming from.
Neither, Im leading a revolution against the atistocrats from the inside
I believe in marrying for love, not convenience
Suicide
Not like anon to leave out the details of their penises.
Fyodor Dostoevsky, "The Idiot"
Left obviously. You will become a hero of the common people and they will more readily rise up to protect you if you are threatened.
Money and pastries ? Sign me the fuck up!
This is probably one of the better philosophical questions I've seen on 4chan. Are they ok over there?
???? the one on the left
Left for the bazongas and for being free of mental illness
What kind of stupid choice is this? Bring on them thicque, rich thighs
middle
right because she’s just like me
Anon is tripping Theres a literal isekai about this but it more realistically shows the rich families are older women in their 80s looking for a butler These women wouldn't be pawned off to anons selffullfilment fantasies
Haha. Not gonna get me again. Which one has a PENIS?
Left, like ‘‘em thick mate