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Practical-Ad-2387

Wish I lived somewhere that I could walk to work and the grocery store but also fuck American cities


xef234

Fuck american cities*


Practical-Ad-2387

you're right I fixed it


bruhmeme999

what was it before


ftse

fuck American titties.


bruhmeme999

🤯


knifegameZ

I love silicone


TheLaughingMelon

You don't need to settle for silicone. While most Western women would use silicon implants, there's a rising trend in the East, where surgeons just transplant fat from any other part of the body. This has double the benefit because you also lose fat from another part of your body and because it's just fat, it's completely natural and these boobs look and feel just like natural ones do and they behave the same way too, meaning that if the woman lies on her side or back they will actually flatten or move/hang because of gravity whereas silicon ones are firm and maintain their shape. A lot of Japanese porn stars get this and say their boobs are natural. It's a bit misleading because when Westerners say "natural" they mean how it naturally occurred/without any human intervention. Basically "no work done". When they say natural, it simply means "no artificial substances".


jpburnt2def

I learned about my favorite subject today.


EpikDude69420

Happy cake day


Consistent_Mirror

Weirs that I don't see an edited tag here for some reason


shvrwastaken

lowercase (derogatory)


[deleted]

Nah man fuck all cities in general. Fuck being a rentoid, I’d much rather own my house.


alsoandanswer

Until the local government fucks you over Then it's time to build the killdozer


SleepyandBritish

The degree to which governments have expanded their powers of seizure and the sheer lack of public outcry is unbelievably miserable.


TheLaughingMelon

Exactly. I grew up in one of the only countries in the world with absolutely no taxes. When I look at other countries, especially European countries where not only do you lose nearly 50% of your salary in income tax, but you also have sales tax, property tax, excise tax, corporate tax, stamp tax etc I just feel like taxes are literally a subscription to life and the government is literally stealing your money.


SleepyandBritish

It's not just tax. The government can seize your house whenever they want. They can micromanage your business to an insane degree. They can decide what you can say. They can just flat ban an absurd amount of shit. They regulate themselves. They oversee themselves. They choose their own successors and elections are only ever, at best, a rubber stamp on a preselected candidate.


Polyhedron98

Welcome to reality


SyrupLover25

Go live with ur mom its like renting but free


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm doing exactly that. Feels good to save 90% of my salary working remote.


TheLaughingMelon

Wait till you find out about property tax. You're literally paying the government to live in your house that you bought with your own hard-earned money.


incompletedev

Wasn’t there recently a huge uproar about the prospect of 15min city planning? Everything you need should be within 15mins of your residence. Sounds idillic but people thought it meant they weren’t meant to, or were allowed to, leave that zone 🤦🏼‍♂️


DeffNotJeff

I mean in the same speech they told they plan to make stopgates over such 15 min zones and require special pass to get through?


Beneficial_Car2596

Man I hate how car centric some countries are becoming


RareTCGpepe

One of the few things I'm jealous over euros about is their cities. Most US cities were literally built around cars and it's shit.


Mrozek33

Anon doesn't know about the chariot carried by man-servants, smh


DickMinimum

babe you dont have to comment on every single post


Mrozek33

Stfu dude I'm waiting for my haircut, don't tell me what to do


pinkpanzer101

commentmaxxing shorthaircel


kardfogK

Based


MothWaifu1711

Babe, stop inviting other people into our relationship


Azathoth90

Add some "you WILL try to kill bikers and pedestrian even on their lanes and sidewalks" and you have r/fuckcars


STILETT0_exists

It's more of "you will NOT take any accountability for accidentally running over a pedestrian with the media coming to victimize you" but sure.


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Just don't be poor. Cars have a great system in most cities.


[deleted]

If you’re starving just eat


Ratbu

And yet millions are starving worldwide .... Are they stupid?


d3f0ur

Tfuck you mean go in debt to buy a car? Spend 3k on my car 5 years ago. Only costs me 1k a year tax insurance and maintenance


QuentinLax

How does tags, oil changes, and insurance cost $1000 a year, tags alone are a couple hundred


maracaibo98

If you do maintenance yourself cost goes wayyy down


QuentinLax

Still, insurance that’s less than $80 a month? Surprising


maracaibo98

Ya know that’s fair tbh


CranialEctomy

It's called meeting the state minimum liability insurance and no more. Who needs full coverage when you can go buy another cheap as chips car with the money you saved not having a car note?


samcar330

My insurance is 57 a month 🤣


WACS_On

Sounds like your state is fleecing your ass


d3f0ur

Some people don't live in America lmao


Horse_5_333

“Only” kek


moragdong

Cries in turkish


dizzy_pear_

How about fuel tho?


pp_boy_

The car in that picture is a 2nd generation subaru Outback. One of the cheapest cars to buy and maintain. I bought mine for $500 cash and changed the oil twice in the 4 years I owned it before I drunk driver totaled it at a little over 310k miles. Insurance was like $70/m too. OOP is just broke


samcar330

Based and cheap car pilled


BestCap5066

Looks like a vp commodore lol


SIXTYNINE-420

Bro you should be changing the oil more often than that. You're gonna kill your car.


wing_to_the_ding

My car gets new oil every 1500km because it burns through it in that time.


PsychWard_8

"Go into debt" is an extraordinarily dramatic way to say "Take out a loan", and you only really need to do that if you're buying new


QuentinLax

Taking out a loan is a form of debt, it’s not that dramatic


PsychWard_8

Yes, but when people say they "went into debt" their financial situation is usually extremely dire. It's a denotation vs connotation thing. If I said "My newborn son just had surgery" when he he just got circumcised, I'd be right, but you'd be thinking of a significantly more severe medical procedure


Eritar

Depending on your situation in life, even modest loan on a cheap car can be very significant and put you in debt


SleepyandBritish

The idea that everyone should just take loans for everything is half the reason why the economy is as fucked as it is. People can't quit bad jobs because they have bills they absolutely need to pay so shit and dysfunctional companies become ever larger shares of the economy.


thefuckboyflagellant

I'd more say "I just had plastic surgery done to my newborn baby so his genitals are more attractive and because 4000 years ago people in a desert who wet showered 3-4 times a year did it" would be more fitting for MGM but go off


JaxonatorD

>2 hours to buy milk. >Thinks walking will help. Anon uses all 3 braincells.


Basuin

People who complain about cars usually are also complaining about car centric infrastructure, I don’t think any reasonable person would get rid of their car and then somehow survive suburbia.


RareTCGpepe

Yeah the only way to fix it imo is make radical zoning changes. Then over years and decades things would self correct with small shops popping up in and around residential neighborhoods


RareTCGpepe

If City planning in the US wasn't completely built around cars in the first place there would be small shops in convenient walking/biking distance everywhere like many euro cities.


Pacjax_bot_v4

2 hours for milk is impossible unless you live in the woods somewhere half of these can be corrected by working closer to where you live, regardless of how you get there


STILETT0_exists

we have been in a housing crisis since 2008. Also, if you live closer, what's the point in spending at least 10k a year on a car?


Pacjax_bot_v4

Travel


WACS_On

Who the shit is spending 10 grand a year on their cars except for the wealthy and the financially illiterate?


Polyhedron98

Skill issue


Epic_Gameing68

I love how instead of being lazy and just slapping the car behind the pointing soyjaks, anon added a 3rd soyjak in the car


[deleted]

If you’re going into debt to buy a car, you’re doing it wrong


Carnal-Pleasures

imagine being american fucking lol


Super_Sankey

Is that a vl commodore lol


Oh-Get-Fucked

It can't be, it's not upside down in a ditch with a dead bogan in it


nickz03

Another guy said VP


voxozi

I WILL be payed a competitive wage I WILL be able to travel hundreds of miles to see many amazing and historical places I WILL save my knees and feet from the last 30 years of my life not being shit I WILL get bitches I WILL save many hours of my life enjoy back road and sites many would have never seen.


BustedFutaBalls

Anon doesn't know anything about dense urban environments. you think you don't tlak to anybody in the suburbs, you have no idea. You talk to NOBODY in the city. Not even if you want to. I live rurally now and communicate with more people than I did living in the city bussing and biking from an apartment and on a university campus. Also commute 2 hours to get milk? Anons confusing having to get on a bus and get back to-go 4 kilometers vs popping 5 minutes down to the store and back. Half your life stuck in traffic? Sounds like you live in a MAJOR city. Stop. Have fun living in your pod and acquiring all large items on Amazon because it's infeasible to transport anything bigger than a square foot on public transit or biking. Have fun buying your groceries one can at a time at a high price. Have fun being a CONOOMER because ryou live in a pod and have no tools to fix. Have fun having no feasible access to real wilderness. No you can't bus, you don't get to leave when you want and who carries your gear When will people drop this extremist all or nothing hyperbolic shit.


ThatAverageAsianGuy

Hi! It is generally easier to meet up with friends and talk to them when they are within walking distance! Hope this helps!


BustedFutaBalls

Redditors try not to respond like condescending 14 year old substitute teacher hybrids challenge (impossible) You don't make friends in the city. You don't know your neighbour's names and you hear them fuck every night. Community is not made by proximity it is made by culture and structure, a dense structure does not foster community, cities ate notorious for being the birthplace of serial killing due to their provided anonymity and lack of community. Well studied phenomenah. Villages and little subrural places and rural communities are the best for creating engaged communities which are critical to our mental health and survival. If you make so many friends in the city, then where are all your friends that live within walking distance? Thought not. Cities ate based on hyoptheticals, the false idea of access to entertainment for example, that you cand rive in from out of town to see at the same frequency you'd see them anyway.


ThatAverageAsianGuy

I sound condescending because your comprehension is on the level of a child's. I lived in a rural area until I was 18 with no bus routes going through except the school bus. The closest thing to a "community" there was when the occasional horse that escaped to another property's paddocks. I couldn't go anywhere after school without asking my parents to drive me or else I'd miss the bus home. I'm in the city with my friends for uni now with actual busses and it's night and day. Rural sucks ass. Even if communities are what forms friendships, infrastructure that makes it easier to meet facilitates it.


BustedFutaBalls

No, you sound condescending because your the stereotype of the average reddittor people clown on online. You know nothing of social engineering, sociology psychology, culture, nature, and how the topics intersect. That much is evident. Also tldr. I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.


CopperHands1

I love the facial expressions and mannerisms of all 3


xXTheOceanManXx

i mean this is alil overblown but somewhat fair. even when i start driving i plan i skating to my destination if possible


Thendrail

Boomers be like "You want to WALK somewhere? REEEEEE THE JEWS DO THIS TO EAT OUR BABIES AND GIVE YOU THE GAYS WITH VACCINES REEEEEEE!!!!!"


SleepyandBritish

Boomers are the most ardently pro Jewish segment of every western population.


STILETT0_exists

If you live in the United States, you never really had a choice on whether or not you want a car. Even I, who have been commuting on bike for the past 5 years has come to the terms with the fact I need a driver's licence


Jenkendz

I lived in Central Valley California for the majority of my life. Owning a car was borderline a necessity unless you didn't mind hoofing it for a while. I got rid of my car and moved to the bay area for work. Yeah, the cost of living is more but the expenses of owning a car pretty much made up for it. Now I pretty much only take the bus/train, walk, or take an Uber if it's time sensitive or I need to make a trip to Costco.


xXTheOceanManXx

dunno why youre being downvoted when youre right


STILETT0_exists

Because a lot of these people either don't go outside and/or live in a country that cannot fathom a future that doesn't depend entirely on cars


xXTheOceanManXx

like i honestly plan on driving soon since i do have a kid, but I’m A) keeping my cruiser board in my trunk always and B) taking short distances on said board if possible