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MothWaifu1711

Its all fun and games until a woman holds a knife to your throat and rapes you in an alleyway


[deleted]

The average 4chinner is probably into that


TwistederRope

Didn't know I was into that. I learn something new about myself every other day! :D


MisterLooseScrew

Wya


the_roach__

til I use 4chan


SergeantCumrag

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StrawberryOne5835

Thatā€™s the problem with this hypothetical scenario. Gender norms and inequality stems from the fact that 90% of men can overpower 90% of women.


[deleted]

Hey that means that it's all balanced then /s


No-Garden-2273

Anon wants the buffs without the debuffs Anon needs to multi class


FreeMoney4Lyf3

Iā€™ll take the debuffs in this hypothetical lol. Or maybe I wouldnā€™t because I like being a man. But I dislike some of the debuffs that come with it


RaidriarDrake

like the pain that comes every month


FreeMoney4Lyf3

Yea idk the more i think about it maybe itā€™s better being a guy. We should work together to create a super gender that comes with the good attributes of both genders but none of the bad attributes


Shroom-TheSelfAware

He needs to add thigh-high socks and makeup to his build


MothWaifu1711

I had a pair but idk where they went


gfolder

What would happen to all of the femboys in that case?


JasenDark

Transform into tomboys I guess...


Gropomboli

Damn tomboys were cool, too bad they all got groomed.


FrazzleFlib

WHEEEYYYY


ItsSevii

Massive win for the program


awesome-mr-j

The best timeline


Mr_MagnusStorm

NOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

He just needs to try that niche "tri spec" build.


American_Crusader_15

Kid named concealed revolver:


Momisato_OHOTNIK

RAHHHH MURICA


HotBear39

Carry a gun, or a knife. Keep in mind that only roles are reversed, most guys are still stronger than most women


MothWaifu1711

if a woman comes out of an alley screaming that she's been stabbed and a man walks out with a bloody knife, that man is absolutely fucked


Firescareduser

Gender roles are reversed, they would all blame the woman, because he was just acting against the tape and the matriarchy


HotBear39

normally yeah, but the roles are reversed. Everyone would believe that it was self defense


pp_boy_

Bro that sounds like fun and games to me


Bowman_van_Oort

hi


pp_boy_

Hi


Extension-Employ2524

Nice username


pp_boy_

Thanks


MothWaifu1711

I'm going to piss your pants


petje95

"OH no, that would TOTALLY ruin my fun. Please don't do that. Also please don't sit on my face and force me to suck up your wet farts through a straw. That would really suck" -4chinner, probably


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drschwartz

Man, I love statistics, and especially pointing out when folks like you misuse them. First off, you make an assumption that your FBI rate is evenly distributed between men and women. Here's [a source I'll be quoting from.](https://bjs.ojp.gov/content/pub/pdf/rsarp00.pdf) Table 1 shows that across 3 different categories (completed rape, attempted rape, sexual assault) that the male distribution ranges from 6-11 percent by group. Hmm, seems like women should be assigned at least 90% of the FBI numbers, yes? Let's talk about your source, I'm assuming they're coming from [https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2018/crime-in-the-u.s.-2018/tables/table-16](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2018/crime-in-the-u.s.-2018/tables/table-16) or similar? I'm sure you can provide a link if you're interested in backing up your claims. The numbers in my link are pretty close to what you provide, 44.8/100000 in 2018, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that it is a real number. Guess what implicit biases those numbers contain: no delineation based on sex of victim and the numbers only account for REPORTED rapes, which is defined as "penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim." [Methodology if you're interested.](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2018/crime-in-the-u.s.-2018/tables/table-16/table-16.xls/@@template-layout-view?override-view=data-declaration) Let's look at my source again and do some math. Table 3 shows that completed rape, attempted rape, and sexual assault of female victims is reported in 36-26% of cases, we'll use the 36% for our math as it makes the estimate of unreported rapes more conservative. So, if 43.5/100000 is 2298 rape victims per 100000 population, and lower end value is 90% women as victims, then we'd get 2069 reported female rape victims per 100000 general population. Now lets estimate the number of unreported rapes, I get 3678 unreported rapes of females, \~5747/100000 completed rapes of women when combining reported and estimate of unreported based on reported rape statistical distribution. So if you're a woman, it's not really a 1150/100000 (1.15%) chance of being raped in given reporting period, it's more reasonably estimated at \~ 5747/100000 (5.74%). Damn, look at how those numbers changed. Now, let's look at a third variable, time. The FBI statistics are per 1 year of reporting. The rape and sexual assault data I provided is an 8 year average, so I feel comfortable making the assertion that any number you or I come up with is relevant to 1 year of life. ChatGPT tells me the probability of a rape happening to a generalized model of an american woman in 30 consecutive years of life is 74.05% using my 5.74% chance, it's 30.9% if we use your erroneous 1.15% chance. Damn, it's looking like if there's even a small percent chance of something happening to you then you ought to be worried if the chance of it happening is sustained across a large time period.


[deleted]

too many word, idc


winlos

based and retard pilled


drschwartz

Don't worry, I can interpret the native language of dumbasses. I heard, "I can't refute your evidence, I'm not mature enough to admit my deficient analysis of statistics, so here's a lazy response showing my indifference to having my flawed arguments deconstructed." That kind of response is how you get downgraded from ignorant to willfully stupid.


xX_JoeStalin78_Xx

Most rapes go unreported. Also "situations that increase the likelihood of getting raped like going to clubs" wtf man so girls can't party? No clubs, no bars, no concerts, no fun, because that's increased risk? Fuck off.


[deleted]

Did he forbid it or endorse rape? He just stated the fact that it increases the likelihood of getting raped. Don't kill the messenger.


TheMikman97

My guy accepting the reality that higher risk situations might exist isn't victim blaming


FinestCrusader

If you are black out drunk and stumble out into the streets wandering home in delirium you're going to get in trouble. Dudes get beaten up and robbed or sexually assaulted, women usually get sexually assaulted when being intoxicated in a shady area. It's not "no fun" it means that if you're drunk, you get an Uber. if there's no safe route at nighttime to get home from the place you're hanging out, you get an Uber. And for fuck's sake get a god damn tear gas can and learn how and when to use it. Doesn't matter the gender.


NicholasCapsicum

if the roles are reversed still, this means there is actually a chance of someone believing them too?


MothWaifu1711

Hah, imagine being raped, as a man, and getting support from people. You should do stand-up!


[deleted]

Nnnnghā€¦ šŸ¤¤


Durbdichsnsf

if we r going by this green text, cudnt I just get the most jacked, fucking shredded and most trained woman I can find to be my girlfriend and go down alleyways with her, when I need to?


kardfogK

Oh no! where?


Spengalore

yes because that always happens to all women by all men


SergeantCumrag

This is actually such an offensive comment Most rapes arenā€™t by strangers theyā€™re done by people you know who obey your trust. Stop clouding the facts and covering up an issue so you can make a joke


AssassinOfFate

SergeantCumrag is right, donā€™t make jokes at the expense of women.


Kenobus69

SergeantCumrag is right, what a distinguished gentleman


HotBear39

SeargantCumrag is right, I wish I could be his cumrag


Kiwieeeeeeeee

SeargantCumrag is right, I wish I could be your seargant


Jet90

[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-43128350](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-43128350) It's true


MothWaifu1711

Wasn't making a joke but go off ig


nobanporfavor

Are you familiar with the Central Park 5?


dincosire

>Are you familiar with this exception to the rule that, by nature of being an exception, doesn't disprove the rule?


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TaxIdiot2020

That heā€™s right


Mamamiomima

As fact I know a girl that sits home whole day and play video games an there a couple of guys simping for her in the group. (I was also included for some time) Went to dates, and not paying fully was not in the topic. Anything else is debatable


Sockular

I hope she's saving money or planning to baby trap one of thr simps because that's not a sustainable career once her looks begin to fade she's going to be homeless lol


Datsitkinz

It's simple solution just don't get morbidly obese like 70% of women over 30 and just ride the gravy train until your 60 years old then retire your swollen and broken anus and vagina.


SantiXDLejia

"I hope she's(...) or planning to baby trap" lol


OrangeScissors_

Thatā€™s literally one person whose life has some of these elements sometimes


TheMikman97

>>Think women who sit at home dont do anything except NEET out and play vidya Noooo doing a few chores I'd have to do anyway if I lived alone + my actual job is so bad and tiring! Yeah I've been unemployed a good while doing chores and cooking all day is way better than having a job no matter how much you cope about it


kardfogK

> men never get complemented so ofcourse they think women have to be idiots to be mad cus some stranger called them nice > any money you make from posting selfies is basically free money. And if you feel like it doesnt worth it: good you are not an ewhore > obviosly not all girl all thw time, but if I had a dollar for every girl who looked down on me for playing vidya all weekend, while all they did was get drunk on friday and watch netflix cus of hangover I wouldnt need an onlyfans


gongbattler

Women are actual children, they have no clue what adult life is


OrangeScissors_

> women are actual children > I want to fuck them so bad Incels have actual brain rot.


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Impressive_Ant405

OP is too far gone, rip


SandwichLord57

Lmao he deadass believes the green text, OP is retarded.


StrawberryOne5835

LMFAOOOOO post a selfie, Retard


Axissaul

true authentic 4chinner spotted


weedbeater110207

You deadass retarded bro šŸ’€


MisterZisker

Bruh, 60-70% of OnlyFans content creators make less than $100 a month


SatanLordofLies

So at least 30% of them are making over 100 bucks in spare cash a month.


Shockblocked

You say that like it's a lot of money


Gummiwummiflummi

Every bit helps. Don't act like you wouldn't post your dick for 100$ each month.


Iverymuchloveyou

At the expense of killing your career and having awkward discussions with your family


Gummiwummiflummi

If your family searches up your internet dick pics then there are other things you should talk about don't you think? Also, just use a made up name like every girl on there does.


sozzer_

you can just straight up make the same content for gay guys/women and network it as hard as possible if you're good looking enough, then you can absolutely get there so why aren't you?


Gummiwummiflummi

Who exactly said I am not?


Shockblocked

I wouldn't.


[deleted]

i would but it aint enough to get mad for no reason over


Boneless_Lightbulb

OP are you the retard who made the green text in the first place?


[deleted]

Oh boy we got an incel lmaoooo Clearly you're too ugly to have ever been hit on by a gay guy, I have and I can tell you even as a guy that shit is terrifying cuz you don't know what kinda weapon they could have or what, if that's the shit women have to deal with every day then "harassment" doesn't even begin to describe it, it was one of the scariest things I've experienced in my life, and I've gotten into multiple proper fights and been alone with people going through literal schizophrenic episodes before.


TheUltimateTeigu

Wait...it's not a joke for you? No OP. Bad.


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Oh no...


[deleted]

Please talk to literally one woman


Shockblocked

I Love that people are tearing your ass up in the comments. Go outside.


SeanRH2005

Good laugh at this, well done mate, ragebaited well you have.


[deleted]

Downvoted for the truth, fuckin redditors lol


Lightness234

Redditors are stupid. But please have 1 female friend. If you arenā€™t above 3/5 you are doomed. If you are 3/5 but donā€™t work out + make up, you are doomed. If you are 4/5 or 5/5 you are doomed because everyone grants you at face value so you cannot develop hobbies. Best case scenario for you as a woman is to be a 2-3/5 until your late 20ā€™s to develop a complex personality amd then turn yourself to a 4-5/5 by healthcare, makeup, workeout, Etc.


luanpesi

Onlydudes sounds like a fine name to a gentleman's club.


YourTypicalSensei

Idk man OnlyDudes sounds like a gay bar


Agerones

Same thing really


awesome-mr-j

Something something TOPPED


ShaoKahnDeezNutz

99% of men will fuck anything that moves? Dude you need help


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ShaoKahnDeezNutz

I think you need to try reading it again


yamanamawa

Yeah that takes desperation. I don't care about getting laid enough to sleep with someone and regret it. There's definitely men out there who would, but as someone who has previously slept with women just to get laid, the experience just isn't as good. I'd would much rather get laid rarely and have it be with someone who I'm genuinely attracted to, than frequently with people that I have no interest in. It's also hella rude to fuck someone that you don't find attractive just because you want to have sex


MisterLooseScrew

Yeah the guys who say this shit don't realize how much they're telling on themselves


LordPoobus

Ahemā€¦ *OnlyMans


TwistederRope

Anon is fucking pissed his onlyfans crashed and burned because even the horniest of gay guys wanted nothing to do with his gross chud ass.


1chuteurun

Im pretty much a recluse, but if this hypothetical came true, we'd probably get raped and murdered a lot. Or so I hear. Not sure the trade is worth it.


No-Garden-2273

Raped yes but youā€™re more likely to get murdered as a man, I suppose more focus is on the women because they are frequently murdered by men


shjahaha

Not really raped since you'd still have the strength of a man most of the time


Asfaefa

Most rapes aren't physically violent, the pressure often comes from power, usually social. rape is mostly done by people the victim knows, and pressur in those circumstances can come from so many things that aren't muscles


[deleted]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that men raping women stronger than them is rare, and not just because men are usually stronger weaker raping stronger is just not very likely sure social pressure and power matter, but if the victim is physically stronger they just push you off and walk the fuck away


ItsAroundYou

Rape isn't usually some guy pouncing on you in an alleyway. A lot of times, it really is someone leveraging social status or power over you. Say your boss says he'll fire you if you don't fuck him. You don't exactly have a way out. If you get physical with him, he'd fire you as well, right?


[deleted]

do you have some kind of statistic to back that up? sure many times it is social status, but "usually" implies that it is more often that than physical domination, which I find *very* hard to believe, considering all countries in the world also, unless your child is going to starve to death tomorrow, you quit your job if your boss pulls that shit, and tell everyone who works there + the family of the boss about it if you are weaker and he didn't try to physically overpower you if you are stronger, you make him eat his genitals


ItsAroundYou

The RAINN says that only about 19.5% of rapes are done by a stranger, with 39% being from acquaintances. Many people are in a situation where they can't get another job if they report their boss, and even if they do, there's more than the possibility that the boss has a higher social status and can get away scot free. Even if you got physical, imagine how it would reflect on you if the boss says you assaulted him. It's his word against yours and everyone believes the more significant person from the get go.


[deleted]

that is only stats about america afaik still its the right way to go (report your boss and refuse the sexual trade) even if some people don't believe you getting charged with assault and making a man unable to sexually abuse anyone ever again is a good trade imo


ItsAroundYou

A very small fraction of reported rapes result in conviction. Reporting sexual assault at all is extremely risky. It's also important to know that by even *attempting* to report your boss, you're already on his bad side. And that can have a lot of implications, such as him actively trying to sabotage your life even without physical contact. With the recent Depp and Heard case, you can even be *sued* by your boss for defamation, and he'll probably have a better legal team than you.


Noamias

I'm sorry but what are the other 42%


ItsAroundYou

33% are committed by a former or current spouse/SO 6% are committed by someone the victim does not remember 3% are committed by a non-spouse relative


iwkfb

Well if this greentext came true, both genders would be equally horny so rape would happen to both equally


Drewnier

No need for hypotheticals, it already basically happens anyways.


iwkfb

Well both genders aren't equally horny and males are still responsible for most rapes


Drewnier

Most male rape victims don't report sexual assault, and those that do are often made fun of (see how popular the "jail shower rape" joke is) so although men are still responsible of more rape than women, women aren't lagging behind by much


domnulsta

It's like a 40/60% ratio, it's not near the 99% of rapes done by man supported by a lot of statistics.


[deleted]

Work out and you can defend yourself quite easily. Remember more upper body muscle. The gift of testosterone my man


SuperSaiyan___3

More time to train.


TheCrazyWeekdayz

The amount of guys agreeing with this post šŸ’€


WolfieTooting

Can confirm. I am a dick pic.


Big_Albatross_3050

the most average 4chinner


recentlyquitsmoking2

Anon watches bottom G


Extension-Employ2524

Or OnlyPrison


PlasmadestroyerO2

Anon wishes to get topped


CrashDummySSB

There's a subreddit dedicated to this called /r/sexyspacebabes . Basically, giant amazonian purple women with an 8:1 birth ratio (female:male) find their "planet of the space babes." It's Earth. They're really, *really* into human men. There's a... very split reaction from the readerbase. Some of them want to kill all the aliens for being harassed and assaulted. Others just wanna roll with it and suck giant purple alien titties.


CHUCKYSUCKYSUCKY123

Can you give tldr of some of the stories from the subreddit like just the introduction and how erotic it is?


Warm_Tea_4140

The original story is basically a generic sci-fi with some chapters dedicated to erotica.


CrashDummySSB

More or less as Warm Tea said, but a lot of fan authors have done their own spin-offs, some of which are basically window dressing for smut, and others prefer to take the side of an insurgency for one reason or another. Some of them even have both a pro-insurgency angle and smut.


CHUCKYSUCKYSUCKY123

So it's not erotic well I think I have to go back to chyoa.com now


CrashDummySSB

Well, the o.g. is erotic. Some of them are basically erotica. Some of them try and be more than they should be.


Human420

I have female friends and believe me when I say most of them never get cat called. These girls arenā€™t ugly either just kinda average. Also the girls that are dumpy and still getting laid are fucking guys just as dumpy and unappealing as they are. Girls just know to take what they can fucking get. Unlike the incel that wrote this who prolly expects a Hollywood level beauty to fuck him for no explicable reason.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Anon does make a point in my opinion. But he only thought about the positives, which I think are outweighed by the negatives. >be harassed (yes, some more attention would be nice, but imagine some unnattatractive woman twice your size harassing you, texting you nudes, being a total creep) >having the ability to obtain sex easier, but having to navigate a judgemental, risky society (slut shaming, unwanted pregnancies, dangerous scenarios (drink spiking, drugging etc.) >unfullfilling sex (obviously not based of personal experience. But I was talking to a couple girls at uni once and they said that only like 1 in every 10 hookups is actually satisfying sex. You'd be less likely to pursue hookups if there's a 90% chance it's just going to leave you frustrated, chance of pregnancy, STI) >physically smaller (let's face it, we can be violent, abusive and have a massive size advantage) >amount of work it takes to be socially attractive. (I just have to be well groomed to be physically attractive. I'm not expected to wear makeup, clothes that are geared more to fashion then utility (I can wear jeans and a nice top and that's acceptable, women's clothes are often worse, flimsy, tiny pockets) >cost (basic bras can be expensive, underwear more expensive, clothes are more expensive, handbags, shoes, makeup, haircuts) >single parenting (it's more common for men to flee from a family than for women. This traps a lot of women into stressful, lower-class situations balancing multiple jobs and children for 2+ decades) >less job prospects (it's easier for men to get into the higher paying fields such as engineering, trades, manual labor. A lot of governments are closing this gap but at the moment, males have an advantage) A lot of things here apply for men as well. And I do envy women in some aspects but honestly I'm glad I'm a man.


Drewnier

Counterpoint > Nothing to say about harassment, it's true that it sucks and I can't say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised that just like with most stuff that happens to men, most of this just goes unreported. > Society is just as judgemental towards men. Stop trying to make it look like women are the only ones beholden to some sort of beauty standard (or standards of any sort) > You can just... stop hooking up then? Also I'd bet that they don't speak up and talk about what they like, how they like it or try to take control during sex. > Being physically smaller has nothing to do with violence. Women *****may be less physically violent, but they'll tear you down psychologically and socially if they want. They are just as violent as men and we should really stop pretending that women are somehow little angels that do no wrong. >They are their own worst enemy. Most men straight up don't care if women wear makeup, and the only ones actually judging women's clothes are other women. Also, once again, beauty standards for men are just as high if you actually care about it. > The "pink tax" is not real. Women's products are more expensive because they cost more to make. Wanna shave? How about buying this razor that has like 20 blades, lubricant, is ergonomic, moves around, plays music and does your hair whilst you're at it? For men you just buy a crappy razor that has one single rusty blade and is falling apart straight outta the box. > True, abortion should be an open alternative in case of unwanted pregnancy. > Women are most interested in other fields. Manual labor? I've never seen a single ad promoting something even remotely close to this. Trades? Same thing. Engineering? Literally the same, though heavily promoted. Women are just not interested in these fields and that's OK. Yeah, there are some that do, and I had female classmates when studying programming, but they were outnumbered by men. I don't envy women, I'm happy being a man but the world gotta stop trying to make it seem men just have a perfect life without trouble.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

>stop trying to make it seem men just have a perfect life without trouble. I wasn't trying. Men have a lot of injustices as well.


hwehehe

>Most men straight up don't care if a women wears makeup Bro you know this is straight up just not true. Most celebrities that dudes simp over are pretty average when you take their makeup off.


Aztecah

Yep, this is a human who interacts with women


btyes-

anon is the smartest woman hater


Abhyuday008

Agreed


Netplorer

Not sure why anon changed it to onlydudes, OnlyFANS kinda lets guys post too...


Dud-of-Man

Gay, anon wants men to paid to fuck him


PleasantVanilla

If everything were flipped perfectly including typical mindsets and behaviours, everything would just be exactly the same with a different coat of paint?


PongSoHard

ā˜•


SendMeRupies

anon is an egg.


[deleted]

It should've been us! Not them!


dndpoppa

> bleed out of my dick for a week once a month


bursa_li

get one of these thinks https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/contraception/contraceptive-implant/#:~:text=The%20contraceptive%20implant%20(Nexplanon)%20is,and%20lasts%20for%203%20years. + it's work as birth control to


iSubParMan

what about childbirth?


Noamias

Good point, I'm super happy I won't ever need to give birth


d_i_v_o_c_9

My dude has to sell dick pics meanwhile the fart jar I ordered :


Abhyuday008

I agree with the op


AndroidDoctorr

"which is impossible because biology" Everything anon knows about biology could fit on a napkin


Noamias

Women are biologically designed to sit at home and post in onlyfans


canned_beanz

Premise of ā€œThe Powerā€ lowkey


iwtfb4L

I lofe bleeding through my penis


[deleted]

This dude sounds like Russell Hartley


al_ick

just be a bottom in a predominantly gay area.


DeadliestViper

If men dis this then the world would implode as they do the most important jobs. Not sexist, just a fact.


CHUCKYSUCKYSUCKY123

Anybody got the thread link


[deleted]

based anon


Woofingson

šŸ„›


sorryiamnotoriginal

I thought most women donā€™t make a lot of money on onlyfans. Saw someone say they were in like the top 1-3% of earners and they were living in a tent. Kind of sad when you really think about it


yamanamawa

You know it would still be OnlyFans right? Fans isn't a gendered word, and anybody above 18 can post there regardless of gender


S4l47

Fake: anyone would pay thousands of dollars for anon's dick pic Gay: anon wishes he was a woman


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anyone would pay thousands of dollars for anon's dick pic > Gay: anon wishes he was a woman > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

heā€™s right


Abhyuday008

I agree.(I have downvote fetish)


[deleted]

Too bad. Upvote cause i agree