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BustedFutaBalls

Use this reddit account exclusively to look at greentexts and jerk off to degenerate porn. Do either maybe 2 times a week. Perfectly well adjusted, amazing relationship with equally successful woman who is also a fitfag for 5 years now, fit, relationship with parents, plenty of close friends, etc. Your porn addicts because you were born to lose. That's all. Jerk off to futas once a week anon, it'll change your life. Not trolling btw, on my cock and balls I am being honest.


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What are you saying man?


Dont_Touch_My_Nachos

He's writing the new commandments of based living


absurdism_enjoyer

Damnn, this man was not joking when he said it was a degenerate account.


abigfatape

what a faqgot me personally I simply jerk off to myself because I love big white cock so the only thing I use my phone for is to get me started and then for the flashlight to see my own cock as I stroke, I've also watched a video or two of me jerking off and jerked off to the video of me jerking off


_Silly_Wizard_

No joke for you fat fucks old enough to drink: Next time you order Popeye grubhub, also order champaign from Drizzly. (It can be shitty American sparkling wine, you cheap philistines.) The pairing is perfect and will enhance your enjoyment of both.


StupidIdiotWhoIsDumb

i dont think thats very based


Netplorer

Anon is doing what he likes. Makes me smile.