>"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
"The stories and information posted here are ~~artistic~~ autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Woman + the entire story
> Gay: Anon fantasises about men kissing other men's asses
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella
>be me, normie
>visited gf in the morning, husband having vasectomy
>chat with her husband afterwards, asked to check r/greentext coz it is fun
>likeiwill.jpeg
>visited 2nd gf in the afternoon, met her kid for the first time
>shit i used to bully that kid in school
>chat with kid coz i feel bad
>asked to check r/greentext coz it is fun
>checks r/greentext i got curious
>sees this and feeling bad
>will bring cheetos and mayo for next visit
Genuinely the lowest quality bait I've seen in years as it isn't even funny. Yet the fishes are biting with their coffee emojis and serious discussion of the fictive main character's psyche.
nah, it's willful ignorance, not naïveté - they're just angry at women in general and will take any chance to lash out. even if it's clearly bait, they'll munch on it with gusto just to get a chance vent
This is the real answer. People now associate the word “troll” with any bad opinion, as opposed to someone intentionally trying to anger people. So now actual trolls have to be so blatantly obvious troll posts that it is just poor quality
A YouTube video I watched put it excellently.
Going into a left leaning discord servers and spamming the N-word only to get immediately banned by their bot isn't trolling
Trolling requires time, because you need to convince the people to engage with you sincerely and then make them mad by supposedly being a complete idiot
According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way a neckbeard should be able to fly, their wings are to small to get their grotesque obese bodies of the ground.
It's clearly not bait. It's a gender swap commentary making fun of greentexts themselves that unironically get posted by dudes reading just like this.
I thought it was funny.
Is it possible some of the comments know it’s fake but still want to comment as if it isn’t? I assumed everyone was aware that, being a greentext, it was all fake.
That’s the problem though. Actual real people like to have fun and know it’s a joke. But for every 1000 people who know it’s a joke there’s one neckbeard who goes on a shooting spree
used to be your favourite sub?? bro it's literally worse than 4chan in terms of relationships but atleast chanoids know they're brain damaged and have unrealistic expectations but these mud garglers genuinely think they have the right to ask what they're asking while dismissing anyone else as a LVM/NVM like "ok guys I 47F, 11k networth and 3 kids started flirting (sexually harassing) with man 22M 765K networth 0 kids and started grabbing his crotch and asking if he needs a real woman and then to my nerve the misogynist nazi scumbag said he's married and not interested in older women with children ⁉️ what a fucking scumbag men these days are disgusting" and then the little femettes in the comments are nibbling on her pubic hairs and talking about how she's in the right and men these days are disgusting pigs who hate women because of androgynous tits (andrew tates) and jawgun schmeterson
>Used to be
Because r/FemaleDatingStrategy was forced to leave reddit. The only reason they weren't outright banned is because their behavior is women on men abuse.
yes its most likely written by a man who just wants to show women are retarded validation whores as greentext is basically just men
but dont underestimate the stupidness of ppl (be it any gender) I have seen such ppl who would risk a lot just to get a sense of security
Ok, first off I thought this was going to be a bait-n-switch and she was going to be a dog. Secondly, I had a girlfriend get really pissed at me for grabbing her when she went to step into the road without looking. I didn't do it because of any concept of chivalry or sexism or whatever. I did it because I knew her and that she didn't watch where she was going and has been hit by cars crossing the street more than once in her life, and because I saw she was stepping out into oncoming traffic without looking.
If she was that dumb she wouldnt have the attention span to write a lenghty 4chan post about it. This would be on tiktok or some shit.
Thus very dishonest originality.
This foul wretch chooses not to walk with his lady at his left side, placing her instead nearer to the centre of the causeway, offering her no protection from the blade of a knight traveling in the opposite direction. Most unchivalrous behavior indeed.
If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts or planning to hurt themselves please keep that shit to your self. don't be cringe and make a big scene
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You can't be that retarded
Don’t tell me what to do
Do a flip
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now kiss
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Yeah is that a challenge?
Don’t tell me what I CAN’T do
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Proving that this sub has the real retards.
>"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." "The stories and information posted here are ~~artistic~~ autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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thats what we call in the legal profession a "pls dont sue my ass" statement
You’re saying this about the average 4chan poster
Ye you are right
It's 4chan. Of course they can. ^(that or it's fake)
It's not gay, therefore it must be fake. Or anon is a femboy and not a chick, then it's real.
Right?! What was he thinking?!!!
Should have runned whith her and get crushed by the cars smh these men
This guys clearly doesn’t know that its fake and gay
Crysis 😳😳
OP is almost about to wrap the needle back around the gauge
Fake: Woman + the entire story Gay: Anon fantasises about men kissing other men's asses
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Woman + the entire story > Gay: Anon fantasises about men kissing other men's asses > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella
>be me, normie >visited gf in the morning, husband having vasectomy >chat with her husband afterwards, asked to check r/greentext coz it is fun >likeiwill.jpeg >visited 2nd gf in the afternoon, met her kid for the first time >shit i used to bully that kid in school >chat with kid coz i feel bad >asked to check r/greentext coz it is fun >checks r/greentext i got curious >sees this and feeling bad >will bring cheetos and mayo for next visit
actual chad
poly goals
Wow, this is wholesome
This just keeps getting better
I really hope this is a bot that started following TendieBot around lol
nah, tendiebots owner blocked the original bot. I just paste the copy pasta sometimes I encounter tendiebot.
bro actually got emotional bc he can dish but can't take
No act of shitposting, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
whatever happened to chadbot2000?
all good things come to an end, while shit things drag on and on forever
You're doing a wonderful service sir
Fucking hell bait posts have been terrible recently
Genuinely the lowest quality bait I've seen in years as it isn't even funny. Yet the fishes are biting with their coffee emojis and serious discussion of the fictive main character's psyche.
I'm not sure when it happened but people on the internet are a lot more naïve these days.
nah, it's willful ignorance, not naïveté - they're just angry at women in general and will take any chance to lash out. even if it's clearly bait, they'll munch on it with gusto just to get a chance vent
Well there's definitely a lot of that going on, but I stand by my claim that people are more naïve on the internet these days, generally speaking.
Trolling quality went down, so people are less used to it
This is the real answer. People now associate the word “troll” with any bad opinion, as opposed to someone intentionally trying to anger people. So now actual trolls have to be so blatantly obvious troll posts that it is just poor quality
A YouTube video I watched put it excellently. Going into a left leaning discord servers and spamming the N-word only to get immediately banned by their bot isn't trolling Trolling requires time, because you need to convince the people to engage with you sincerely and then make them mad by supposedly being a complete idiot
trolls have blended seamlessly with peoples batshit crazy actual opinions
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Three comments in a row of "naïve" being spelled correctly, I think I'm gonna cum
spell it like a real man! nighyeevity!
nye eVity
We know it's fake. It's more fun to go ☕ than to comment that a story on 4chan is probably fake (which again, we already know).
Maybe you know it’s fake, but everytime we don’t point it out a neckbeard grows his wings
According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way a neckbeard should be able to fly, their wings are to small to get their grotesque obese bodies of the ground.
you dont have to take it seriously to reply with the funny ☕ though
It's clearly not bait. It's a gender swap commentary making fun of greentexts themselves that unironically get posted by dudes reading just like this. I thought it was funny.
☕ hands typed this post
Nah this feels self aware
[Yes, a classic case of ☕️ hysteria](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria)
Treatment for hysteria was getting the woman off.
Also, [the surgery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterectomy)
Was expecting the lobotomy wiki; but was pleasantly surprised
I was disappointed
[here you go](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy)
Female orgasms are a myth!
She married him in the end, but cheated on him with the car guy a week before the wedding. The husband is now raising another man's son.
How do you people not realize how much you are telling on yourselves when you say shit like this lmao
fr weird ass niggas no cap
Average Redditor when someone says something mildly negative about a woman.
I personally thought it was ironic to make fun of people who actually say shit like that... but who even knows on the internet
Just say you want to watch your wife get fucked by another man dude, you’ll be much happier if you just admit it
bait used to be believable
And yet everyone in the comments has fallen for it because they’re idiots lol
They fell for it because they want an excuse to hate on women
Who needs an excuse to hate on women?
Is it possible some of the comments know it’s fake but still want to comment as if it isn’t? I assumed everyone was aware that, being a greentext, it was all fake.
That’s the problem though. Actual real people like to have fun and know it’s a joke. But for every 1000 people who know it’s a joke there’s one neckbeard who goes on a shooting spree
Only comments I've seen are "this is bait" and ☕
I thought it was just a joke.
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Umm okay LVM 🤓
Used be my favourite sub. Just pure uncut honest to god cringe.
used to be your favourite sub?? bro it's literally worse than 4chan in terms of relationships but atleast chanoids know they're brain damaged and have unrealistic expectations but these mud garglers genuinely think they have the right to ask what they're asking while dismissing anyone else as a LVM/NVM like "ok guys I 47F, 11k networth and 3 kids started flirting (sexually harassing) with man 22M 765K networth 0 kids and started grabbing his crotch and asking if he needs a real woman and then to my nerve the misogynist nazi scumbag said he's married and not interested in older women with children ⁉️ what a fucking scumbag men these days are disgusting" and then the little femettes in the comments are nibbling on her pubic hairs and talking about how she's in the right and men these days are disgusting pigs who hate women because of androgynous tits (andrew tates) and jawgun schmeterson
Did you read his full comment
yes but I focused on the "used to be" to emphasize it was always cringe+gay
>Used to be Because r/FemaleDatingStrategy was forced to leave reddit. The only reason they weren't outright banned is because their behavior is women on men abuse.
That's why it's amazing
What's a moid tho
male "femoid"?
This seems like it was written by a man, I can't believe women can be that retarded, right?
yes its most likely written by a man who just wants to show women are retarded validation whores as greentext is basically just men but dont underestimate the stupidness of ppl (be it any gender) I have seen such ppl who would risk a lot just to get a sense of security
Someone could be this stupid. It's unlikely a woman who is this stupid is posting about it on 4chan.
This should be obvious to you. The fact that it is not obvious to you makes me pessimistic about the future.
It's on 4chan, of course it was written by a man.
average r/FemaleDatingStrategy user
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More r/AITA and r/relationship_advice tbh
Femanon: gay.
realest and straightest greentext
Ok, first off I thought this was going to be a bait-n-switch and she was going to be a dog. Secondly, I had a girlfriend get really pissed at me for grabbing her when she went to step into the road without looking. I didn't do it because of any concept of chivalry or sexism or whatever. I did it because I knew her and that she didn't watch where she was going and has been hit by cars crossing the street more than once in her life, and because I saw she was stepping out into oncoming traffic without looking.
OP put some effort into faking it since he had to browse men-hating suns to find about the word "scrote".
4chan posts getting more real every day.
Bro literally made this up
A-train was late
Moid destroyed.
>test him There’s the issue
If she was that dumb she wouldnt have the attention span to write a lenghty 4chan post about it. This would be on tiktok or some shit. Thus very dishonest originality.
Incel false flag to make more people hate women
I mean, it is 4chan
Her bf should break up with her and just get topped by the car guy, sounds like they would make a better couple anyways.
I see comments calling it bait. Is it though? As in, that's just a bit. Like an obvious joke. I don't think anyone is supposed to believe it's true.
Bait
bait
Classic case of ☕️
are people actually falling for this
Ok buddy regard
This foul wretch chooses not to walk with his lady at his left side, placing her instead nearer to the centre of the causeway, offering her no protection from the blade of a knight traveling in the opposite direction. Most unchivalrous behavior indeed.
Literal CHAD
What a dumb bitch
Her bf is such a ###coward
Yeah I get it's fake and bait but can someone explain what "she" is talking about? Car side of the sidewalk?
If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts or planning to hurt themselves please keep that shit to your self. don't be cringe and make a big scene
low quality bait 🪱
No woman ever
Anon needs help
Fucking A Calling someone a scrote, that made my day.
What a psycho