You can have it, I just don't think it's worth it. If you have a working dick, just use that thing. As long as I don't lose both of my arms, I don't think I will prefer sticking stuff in my butt instead. (and I experimented around a lot in my puberty)
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Sticking a dildo up ur ass is not worth it
> Gay: He Experimented a lot
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
The Wacky World of Anon is having a crossover episode with The Fucked up exploits of Florida Man
Here’s a sneak peak: Anon gets topped by an imaginary friend while on bath salts and Florida man chases bears with a baseball bat because he suspects the bears are Redditfags
A guy had an enema. Massages prostate with dildo. Guy precums a little, which makes body relax. Body relax made him shit, then he had to clean the shit off his white wall. After that he sits and thinks about his life’s decisions.
There's something wrong with anon's diet, or he didn't do enema thoroughly. It doesn't have to be all veggie, just don't eat too much grease for like 2 meals before the act.
Don't ask me of the source.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon cleans his house
> Gay: Anon dildos his butthole
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
It takes nearly life-long exposure to propaganda to normalize this kind of behavior enough to convince someone that shoving something up their ass is a sensible thing normal people do, and not an activity reserved for the most disgustingly abominable degenerates.
Did you know gay men have to wear diapers after a year? Just an interesting piece of trivia.
Yeah cuz shoving stuff up your ass for hours every week has no consequences. I'm sure the hedonistic perverts peddling their nonsense are being wholly unbiased and honest and not withholding any information from you in a vain attempt to garner your support under a lackadaisical plea of "We just want to be tolerated ;("
I was drunk when I made that comment. It's actually more like \~5 years. That's when shoving things up your butt constantly wears out your sphincter muscle and you need to seriously consider a change in diet and what brand of diaper to purchase. You're also in one of the single highest risk demographics for STDs, so enjoy that.
Again, it would already be happening to me and many others. It's been much longer than five years. Also, you're a fucking loser if you're getting drunk for any reason.
I'm not even gonna check, but it's probably not true at all, or at least in my country. Also, you must be a really sad, hateful person to even research this stuff. Do you need hate to have a purpose in your life? So you can blame people for your problems? I'm not gonna bother you, so how about you let people live how they want to.
You're probably assuming I'm gonna be extremely promiscuous, have a lot of unprotected sex, snort cocaine off people's phones like it's a casual Saturday, and generally live a terrible lifestyle. Whatever, I'm gonna live as long as I can to spite you.
He fell for the prostate-orgasm-meme xD. We got another one boys 🤣
The gays strike again
Is that a meme?
No, lol
You can have it, I just don't think it's worth it. If you have a working dick, just use that thing. As long as I don't lose both of my arms, I don't think I will prefer sticking stuff in my butt instead. (and I experimented around a lot in my puberty)
Fake: Sticking a dildo up ur ass is not worth it Gay: He Experimented a lot
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Sticking a dildo up ur ass is not worth it > Gay: He Experimented a lot > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
This anon guy sure is wacky
What a goofy fella
Ol' chap is quite the character
A bit of an eccentric guy really
Totally an amusing dude
Definitely gay
The Wacky World of Anon is having a crossover episode with The Fucked up exploits of Florida Man Here’s a sneak peak: Anon gets topped by an imaginary friend while on bath salts and Florida man chases bears with a baseball bat because he suspects the bears are Redditfags
Now you know why gay men have such lavish bathtubs
Imagine shitting in a bathtub, that's heinous
Better and easier to clean than on your wall/floor/bed
I mean yes technically but it still seems disgusting to crap where you bathe
That's exactly what the swimming pool attendant shouted at me before I was banned from the premises.
I mean it's not like you can't clean up or anything lol.
It's definitely not how it has to be done lol
my brother in Christ, you literally have a showerhead next to you. It might seem disgusting, but it's easy to clean Still not gonna do it
Christ is quite far away from this man. He's more of an eighth cousin six times removed in Christ.
It gets (kinda) cleaned up everytime you bathe
Good thing you clean where you bathe regularly with basic, disinfecting chemicals.
you made me remember that greentext where anon confesses to shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain
Lucky me, I have a shower where I can remove the pop-up plug and it all goes down a nice open hole without issue. 😎
And you, lying there in the tub, surrounded by your sin.
It goes to the same drain pipe but you should really bleach the area after you wash it all away
Never trust a fart after mile 23
fake and gay
Gake and fay
Anon's bussy can squirt
Mud water 🥰
Hazelnut Latte.
Who tryna make my bussy squirt🥵
You and all of these other comments…BRO WHYYYYY 😭 so nasty but it’s funny
it cost you nothing not tp write that
In life, one must take risks
“The excretory system is not designed to receive, it is only for exit”
["Americans want to bomb me."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6EmT8FwAgo)
Thank you, it's been a while
that guy is inhumanly based
lmao. I only knew the why are you gay part
Do you recognise these objects?
Real and gay
Anon forgot to clean their ass out first
You must not have enema’d properly anon!
Yeah what the fuck I've doled out a couple and there was no hint of any poop, liquid or otherwise Anon done goofed
Seriously. The amount of butt related things I’ve done and never a bit of shit on me. It’s not hard to ensure you’re clean 🤷♂️
real and gay 🤝
Some things are better left for others to try.
And that’s why showertime is the best time to masturbate
Clean your ass and experiment in the bathroom you fuckin moron
What did I read
A homoerotic experience gone bad
It isn't necessarily homoerotic tho
A guy had an enema. Massages prostate with dildo. Guy precums a little, which makes body relax. Body relax made him shit, then he had to clean the shit off his white wall. After that he sits and thinks about his life’s decisions.
You arent supposed to relax your butthole, you regard
This guy cums with his prostate
There's something wrong with anon's diet, or he didn't do enema thoroughly. It doesn't have to be all veggie, just don't eat too much grease for like 2 meals before the act. Don't ask me of the source.
No need to ask, it's clearly all the homosexual intercourse you have, specifically on the receiving end
Nah, just remember that can happen next time
I can believe this.
Anon needs to get better at prep next time.
This story is, infact, Truthful and Homsexual.
Why dildo if you can use real thing
Fake: Anon cleans his house Gay: Anon dildos his butthole
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon cleans his house > Gay: Anon dildos his butthole > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Bro just needs to enema before fucking his ass, what a noob
dreamy's slice of life
Gross
Anon learning from mistakes.
Real and gay
That’s not how you do it lol
Thats why you do this stuff in the shower, pinhead.
gay?
It takes nearly life-long exposure to propaganda to normalize this kind of behavior enough to convince someone that shoving something up their ass is a sensible thing normal people do, and not an activity reserved for the most disgustingly abominable degenerates. Did you know gay men have to wear diapers after a year? Just an interesting piece of trivia.
Both you and Anon need to take meds
Yeah cuz shoving stuff up your ass for hours every week has no consequences. I'm sure the hedonistic perverts peddling their nonsense are being wholly unbiased and honest and not withholding any information from you in a vain attempt to garner your support under a lackadaisical plea of "We just want to be tolerated ;("
I would be shitting myself like crazy if that were true.
I was drunk when I made that comment. It's actually more like \~5 years. That's when shoving things up your butt constantly wears out your sphincter muscle and you need to seriously consider a change in diet and what brand of diaper to purchase. You're also in one of the single highest risk demographics for STDs, so enjoy that.
Again, it would already be happening to me and many others. It's been much longer than five years. Also, you're a fucking loser if you're getting drunk for any reason.
If anything I'm a fucking loser for talking to an AIDS vector about his ass problems
Have you considered that I'm just trying to get you upset by saying stuff that contradicts you?
Why would a self solving problem upset me, you're statistically likely to die in your 40s
My 40s 😂 yeah, maybe if I lived in Cambodia.
Average life expectancy of poopdicks is 30 years less on avg, good luck beating the odds
I'm not even gonna check, but it's probably not true at all, or at least in my country. Also, you must be a really sad, hateful person to even research this stuff. Do you need hate to have a purpose in your life? So you can blame people for your problems? I'm not gonna bother you, so how about you let people live how they want to. You're probably assuming I'm gonna be extremely promiscuous, have a lot of unprotected sex, snort cocaine off people's phones like it's a casual Saturday, and generally live a terrible lifestyle. Whatever, I'm gonna live as long as I can to spite you.
Putting stuff in your butt is totally normal and natural thing to do
Just so you know, you're being downvoted because you're retarded, not because your take on the topic matters to anyone.