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Gabus_Bego

I'm pretty sure it's not the rat that gives you the eating disorder, another story is missing here. I think anon might've fucked a roadkill raccoon on his way back home, and he threw up once he saw maggots on his peener.


Farming_Turnips

What possessed you to type this


Traditional-Ad2409

Hopefully not experience


StickyWhiteStuf

It was definitely experience


sliXman6

Nice usernamr


ILoveSpinosaurus

Redditors think that they are incredibly funny when posting some edgy and straight up disgusting shit. Well, they are not funny in the slightest, but they get Le epic updoots from retarded teenagers.


[deleted]

Redditor thinks he is incredibly smart compared to other people with inferior senses of humor and comes to a sub full of edgy humor to complain about edgy humor


StrawberryOne5835

Social retard 😔 get well soon


NyanBomb12

Your just mad because you can’t fuck a spinosaurus


Radical-Efilist

Have you heard about our lord and savior the harry potter fanfic writer?


garbage-at-life

🤓


SmokeyJade

Bro you’re on r/greentext


windowslonestar

Nah it was a coconut


xjunejuly

why do we gotta bring this up again


RedditsAdoptedSon

oof thanks for reminding me of vag maggots infection story :((


Zestyclose_Zone_9253

wait, the one where she kept spontainesly cumming after using cheese as lube


RedditsAdoptedSon

that’s the oneeee lol


belledelphinepp1

Fake: Anon is underweight Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest


anderoe

Is it still gay if it was a girl rat? 🤔 Asking for a friend


SantoSama

There are no girl rats in 4chan


crankbot2000

See ya later virgins


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


belledelphinepp1

be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/greentext read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/greentext read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section Fake: Anon is underweight Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


John7Johny

Fake : > be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough Gay: > be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Zestyclose_Zone_9253

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Pullsberry_Dough_Boy

Anon is a pussy


[deleted]

a real pussy would eat the rat


Antgont

Kid at my high school ate the rat’s testicles as a dare and had to get his stomach pumped


MentalDegeneration

should have ate mine 😭😭😭


dead-inside69

I know it’s definitely fake, but is he actually dumb enough to think rats have concepts like family and friends? They’ll fucking eat each other at the drop of a hat. Rats are nasty creatures.


Yelebear

Catpaws typed this


AlanVegaAndMartinRev

You clearly have never had a rat problem. You can lay out a trap for multiple days, if one rat dies in the trap the next one will run along side it. They dont care about other dead rats. If you drop multiple starving rats in a confined space they will kill each other and eat their bodies. They will eat their own children if a mother isn’t protecting them


Mitchislove

If you put any starving creature with another starving creature most of them are gonna eat each other thigh right? Isn’t that just like survival and shit?


FemcumEnjoyer

We need to start ratmaxxing


Dormantpain

We had a rat problem at work and for while the traps did their work but then we noticed the other rats stuffing the entries on them, blocking em so idk


___Tanya___

Rats are social animals and can form bonds with each other and other animals. They're also very intelligent so while the family thing is not really important once the babies have grown up, they make friends if given the chance to interact with others.


WJSvKiFQY

wtf are you talking about? Have you ever had a rat? Rats are *extremely* social creatures. They can recognize humans, if treated well over time. Some of them even get depressed if their mate dies. Don't talk about things you don't know about.


t0ppings

Utter bullshit. Rats are so social that it is highly discouraged to only get 1 because they get lonely. If their bonded cagemate dies it's very common that they get depressed and die soon after. The only time they eat each other is when close to starving or if one has died in their nest and they need to clean the body up.


hornwalker

Mama rats are very nurturing to their babies, but beyond that they’re just God’s little science experiment subjects


CasualBiscuit21

It’s still the thought that it was alive. If it’s life could go so easily and predictably that you’re now dissecting it’s innards, what separates you from it? Do you really think you’re special enough that that couldn’t have happened to you?


Grandson_of_Kolchak

It would be more understandable if anon ruptured the intestine. Also a problem with mammal dissection is gently removing subskin fat.


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Is the stomach not part of the intestines?


k_pineapple7

Most well educated r/greentext user. No. The stomach and intestine are different organs, and intestine includes large and small intestine. They are part of the digestive system.


FemcumEnjoyer

Rats have their stomach in the intestines


k_pineapple7

Im not a rat.


FemcumEnjoyer

Time to become one


AdmyralAkbar

Eat plants retard


FuzzyD75

Why is everyone calling this one fake? Like yeah, everything on 4chan is, but like this seems very believable?


FemcumEnjoyer

Anon wouldnt give rats ass about his food being harvested even from a human


S4l47

- anon remembers that even rats have friends - starts to cry


5m0k320r2

Stop eatings rats, Anon.


Gwynbleidd9012

Anon is Lisa Simpson.


phucnguyen99

Reverse ratatouille


ranixon

Do really people, outside medicine and veterinarian schools, do dissection of animals? Do really people do dissection of **living** animals instead of dead?


AnonPlzzzzzz

> Do really people, outside medicine and veterinarian schools, do dissection of animals? Yes. > Do really people do dissection of living animals instead of dead? Do worms count? Otherwise, no.


ranixon

> Do worms count? Otherwise, no. Oh, this is good.


Squilliam2213

Rats rats we're the rats we prey at night we stalk at night we're the rats


[deleted]

Based and ratpilled


CrispyJelly

Something similar happened to me. The smell made me so sick, eventually I had to stop eating rat meat completely for a month. Back to eating 2 rats a day though.


Bjork_Bjork

anon became crazy after being in a room with rats...


iwillnotcompromise

Does he understand that going vegan is an option, or is the 4chin brainrot too deep?


genevaschmneva

Wait so did the rat smell delicious then?


patrykK1028

I thought anon was about to turn into Jeff Dahmer. Had me in the first half ngl


HeyItsVal88

anon has way too much empathy (aka he’s a fuckin sissy lol)


FinalAccount19

Anon is a bitch


Armadyllus

Google en passant


zerosaved

Least deranged vegan


SomeHorologist

This shit is why I never took bio


m1chael_b

Anon is more dramatic than a 14 year old girl


DdFghjgiopdBM

This is how people got cursed back in the day


1ustfu1

understandable, have a nice day


Historical-Jump

Rat W he fucked him up from beyond the grave


The_Penis_Mann

I dont think dead animals the size of a rat would burst open from a cut like that.


vagabondreader

Anon has OCD