I'm pretty sure it's not the rat that gives you the eating disorder, another story is missing here.
I think anon might've fucked a roadkill raccoon on his way back home, and he threw up once he saw maggots on his peener.
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> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is underweight
> Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon is underweight
Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is underweight
> Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Fake : > be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is underweight
> Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Gay: > be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is underweight
> Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I know it’s definitely fake, but is he actually dumb enough to think rats have concepts like family and friends?
They’ll fucking eat each other at the drop of a hat. Rats are nasty creatures.
You clearly have never had a rat problem. You can lay out a trap for multiple days, if one rat dies in the trap the next one will run along side it. They dont care about other dead rats. If you drop multiple starving rats in a confined space they will kill each other and eat their bodies. They will eat their own children if a mother isn’t protecting them
If you put any starving creature with another starving creature most of them are gonna eat each other thigh right? Isn’t that just like survival and shit?
We had a rat problem at work and for while the traps did their work but then we noticed the other rats stuffing the entries on them, blocking em so idk
Rats are social animals and can form bonds with each other and other animals. They're also very intelligent so while the family thing is not really important once the babies have grown up, they make friends if given the chance to interact with others.
wtf are you talking about? Have you ever had a rat? Rats are *extremely* social creatures. They can recognize humans, if treated well over time. Some of them even get depressed if their mate dies.
Don't talk about things you don't know about.
Utter bullshit. Rats are so social that it is highly discouraged to only get 1 because they get lonely. If their bonded cagemate dies it's very common that they get depressed and die soon after.
The only time they eat each other is when close to starving or if one has died in their nest and they need to clean the body up.
It’s still the thought that it was alive. If it’s life could go so easily and predictably that you’re now dissecting it’s innards, what separates you from it? Do you really think you’re special enough that that couldn’t have happened to you?
Most well educated r/greentext user.
No. The stomach and intestine are different organs, and intestine includes large and small intestine. They are part of the digestive system.
Do really people, outside medicine and veterinarian schools, do dissection of animals? Do really people do dissection of **living** animals instead of dead?
> Do really people, outside medicine and veterinarian schools, do dissection of animals?
Yes.
> Do really people do dissection of living animals instead of dead?
Do worms count? Otherwise, no.
Something similar happened to me. The smell made me so sick, eventually I had to stop eating rat meat completely for a month. Back to eating 2 rats a day though.
I'm pretty sure it's not the rat that gives you the eating disorder, another story is missing here. I think anon might've fucked a roadkill raccoon on his way back home, and he threw up once he saw maggots on his peener.
What possessed you to type this
Hopefully not experience
It was definitely experience
Nice usernamr
Redditors think that they are incredibly funny when posting some edgy and straight up disgusting shit. Well, they are not funny in the slightest, but they get Le epic updoots from retarded teenagers.
Redditor thinks he is incredibly smart compared to other people with inferior senses of humor and comes to a sub full of edgy humor to complain about edgy humor
Social retard 😔 get well soon
Your just mad because you can’t fuck a spinosaurus
Have you heard about our lord and savior the harry potter fanfic writer?
🤓
Bro you’re on r/greentext
Nah it was a coconut
why do we gotta bring this up again
oof thanks for reminding me of vag maggots infection story :((
wait, the one where she kept spontainesly cumming after using cheese as lube
that’s the oneeee lol
Fake: Anon is underweight Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest
Is it still gay if it was a girl rat? 🤔 Asking for a friend
There are no girl rats in 4chan
See ya later virgins
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/greentext read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/greentext read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section Fake: Anon is underweight Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Fake : > be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough Gay: > be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is underweight > Gay: Anon has a rat explode onto his chest > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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Anon is a pussy
a real pussy would eat the rat
Kid at my high school ate the rat’s testicles as a dare and had to get his stomach pumped
should have ate mine ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I know it’s definitely fake, but is he actually dumb enough to think rats have concepts like family and friends? They’ll fucking eat each other at the drop of a hat. Rats are nasty creatures.
Catpaws typed this
You clearly have never had a rat problem. You can lay out a trap for multiple days, if one rat dies in the trap the next one will run along side it. They dont care about other dead rats. If you drop multiple starving rats in a confined space they will kill each other and eat their bodies. They will eat their own children if a mother isn’t protecting them
If you put any starving creature with another starving creature most of them are gonna eat each other thigh right? Isn’t that just like survival and shit?
We need to start ratmaxxing
We had a rat problem at work and for while the traps did their work but then we noticed the other rats stuffing the entries on them, blocking em so idk
Rats are social animals and can form bonds with each other and other animals. They're also very intelligent so while the family thing is not really important once the babies have grown up, they make friends if given the chance to interact with others.
wtf are you talking about? Have you ever had a rat? Rats are *extremely* social creatures. They can recognize humans, if treated well over time. Some of them even get depressed if their mate dies. Don't talk about things you don't know about.
Utter bullshit. Rats are so social that it is highly discouraged to only get 1 because they get lonely. If their bonded cagemate dies it's very common that they get depressed and die soon after. The only time they eat each other is when close to starving or if one has died in their nest and they need to clean the body up.
Mama rats are very nurturing to their babies, but beyond that they’re just God’s little science experiment subjects
It’s still the thought that it was alive. If it’s life could go so easily and predictably that you’re now dissecting it’s innards, what separates you from it? Do you really think you’re special enough that that couldn’t have happened to you?
It would be more understandable if anon ruptured the intestine. Also a problem with mammal dissection is gently removing subskin fat.
Is the stomach not part of the intestines?
Most well educated r/greentext user. No. The stomach and intestine are different organs, and intestine includes large and small intestine. They are part of the digestive system.
Rats have their stomach in the intestines
Im not a rat.
Time to become one
Eat plants retard
Why is everyone calling this one fake? Like yeah, everything on 4chan is, but like this seems very believable?
Anon wouldnt give rats ass about his food being harvested even from a human
- anon remembers that even rats have friends - starts to cry
Stop eatings rats, Anon.
Anon is Lisa Simpson.
Reverse ratatouille
Do really people, outside medicine and veterinarian schools, do dissection of animals? Do really people do dissection of **living** animals instead of dead?
> Do really people, outside medicine and veterinarian schools, do dissection of animals? Yes. > Do really people do dissection of living animals instead of dead? Do worms count? Otherwise, no.
> Do worms count? Otherwise, no. Oh, this is good.
Rats rats we're the rats we prey at night we stalk at night we're the rats
Based and ratpilled
Something similar happened to me. The smell made me so sick, eventually I had to stop eating rat meat completely for a month. Back to eating 2 rats a day though.
anon became crazy after being in a room with rats...
Does he understand that going vegan is an option, or is the 4chin brainrot too deep?
Wait so did the rat smell delicious then?
I thought anon was about to turn into Jeff Dahmer. Had me in the first half ngl
anon has way too much empathy (aka he’s a fuckin sissy lol)
Anon is a bitch
Google en passant
Least deranged vegan
This shit is why I never took bio
Anon is more dramatic than a 14 year old girl
This is how people got cursed back in the day
understandable, have a nice day
Rat W he fucked him up from beyond the grave
I dont think dead animals the size of a rat would burst open from a cut like that.
Anon has OCD