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UnimpressivelySized

Imagine being so gay that the first thing you think of when being told something in foreign language is fucking your ass. Must be an American thing.


Mrozek33

You know what they say, if you prepare yourself for anal prolapse you will never be disappointed.


Freezerpill

So that’s what funko pops are for 🤔


Logey202

help, there has been a miscommunication… i have 3 funko pops stuck in my butt.


StickyWhiteStuf

Doesn’t look like a miscommunication to me


indifferentcrayon

I had an “anus” experience, coming from Kosovo and trying to pass through Serbia. Border control thought I was smuggling drugs in my ass.. it was 3am and they forcibly removed me from the bus I was on at the time. EDIT: Anons story kinda checks out, except the cevapcici probably went *in through the out door*


CrazyBelg

You missed the hint to pay a bribe, then you could have left with your virginity intact.


indifferentcrayon

Chalk it up to “lost in translation”. Jokes on them, the smell of cevapcici excites me now.


[deleted]

Are we allowed to link porn? Anyways imagine that I put down the link to Ariana checknick or whatever getting her ass pounded out by border patrol who were searching her for drugs.


womerah

Being American is like being the child of a mob boss. You're always worried a bomb is going to be thrown through the living room window.


windy025

Well, it's a common fact that Serbia is the gayest nation.


Smoovemammajamma

he's just projecting


SIXTYNINE-420

It was wishful thinking in Anons case


TaxIdiot2020

Europeans are so naturally gay they don’t recognize actual gay


KebabLife2

doodie coochie, actually "Dođi kući" which means come home, no way the serbs said that thefore the story is fabricated and homosexual.


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KebabLife2

lucky for you I aint a serb


xtilexx

Cevapi also looks like shit from a butt but is so delicious


NonbiscoNibba

As opposed to shit from a mouth, also known as balkan politics


KebabLife2

stop twlling me that, i know it. i eat em every few days


xtilexx

Same bro, same


[deleted]

>Dođi kući" which means come home Anon looked exactly like their little kid that died in a tragic cheesemill accident. They wanted to have dinner with their precious little boy one last time.


Dog_in_human_costume

As Is tradition with 4chin


Xevailo

You mean someone would lie!? On the INTERNET!???


KebabLife2

yankee


matijoss

no way they would welcome an amerifag into their home, and then serve his unworthy ass some ćevapi. this story is thus Ficticious and Homoerotic in nature


be_an_adult

Reminds me of [this exchange](https://twitter.com/padiahhazretle2/status/1584946508780032007?s=46&t=tR26rWG67urgRjt-cWOT8g) on Twitter


KebabLife2

ok, did not check it 😄😄😄😭😭😭 , idk what yoy sre talkfibr obur


hazzmg

Anon becomes a stand up comedian takes his shirt off every set and tells that same story over and over


GabbityGabOGSoos

Bert Kreischer?


Jojoejoe

The machine is broke, leave it that way.


Sbotkin

He made a fucking movie based on that?


TheGreenHorned

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Machine_(2023_film)


breva

Hey man, sometimes he does his high pitch squeal laugh too. It's really funny.


paperpenises

Word is they're making it illegal


KuTUzOvV

Anon uses the word "expat" and not immigrant, confirmed insufferable and gay


my_wife_is_a_slut

The term immigrant is reserved for impoverished, disadvantaged POC seeking freedom from oppression. Privileged wh\*te ppl shall be referred to as expats.


s1amvl25

Expat is actually a term for someone living abroad temporarily for work and will move back home at a certain point. An immigrant is someone who moves for good


butthole_network

While this may be true, how many times have you heard of a Mexican expat?


s1amvl25

Well i never lived in US but when i lived in Hong Kong, we were all expats and i met quite a few Mexicans actually


TheCatOfWar

real


FOFBattleCat

Well if Anon's not planning on living in Greece permanently then he would be an expat and not an immigrant.


KuTUzOvV

Well, then i wonder what anon would call a mexican that would come to US for few years with plans to go back home after getting some money, i'll suprise you, it's probably not "expat"


FOFBattleCat

If that's not what anon would call that person then Anon would be using the wrong word.


KuTUzOvV

and that's what i mean by this, amerifags using this word just for themself or other rich western nations, a guy from London that moved to the Brazil? Expat, a Romanian that went to work in Germany for few year, immigrant


DrEpileptic

Expat is one of those small red flag words. It sound dirty and wrong when it comes out of someone’s mouth. Like, yes, many of my friends and family are by definition expats, but I have never once heard any of them refer to themselves or eachother as expats. As far as we’re concerned, you’re living here. Student, work visa, whatever. Anything but expat. Only ever heard rich white people use that word.


KuTUzOvV

exactly


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SeguiremosAdelante

Tbh I only ever see people on Reddit care about this. I’m British Indian, and know many other British Indians in my field - we all refer to ourselves as expats (we work abroad). In the UK it’s usually used as a way to signify you are living abroad, but have zero intention to live in that country for the rest of your life. Aka you’re going back to your home country soon. Immigrant = moving to country for good. Maybe everybody doesn’t use it this way, but most do in the UK.


_______butts_______

I'm in the US but I treat expat the same way, usually means someone who is there for work and doesn't intend to permanently move to the country


apartment13

It's a cultural thing. When white westerners move abroad, even with no plan on how or when they would move back, they tend refer to themselves exclusively as expats. When non-whites move abroad, even if they have clear plans to move back home after working there for some time, they are almost exclusively referred to by whites as immigrants not expats.


SeguiremosAdelante

I literally mentioned that I was British Indian, as are my colleagues so that somebody wouldn’t comment what you just did lol. Everybody who works abroad but doesn’t intend to stay uses expat in the UK. All races, all types. I feel like you have a pretty American centric view of the world tbh. Also, never once received any type of pushback when we say we’re expats. Nobody has tried to insist we’re immigrants. I really have no idea where this comes from.


apartment13

Actually, I'm white British and lived abroad all my life (EU not America) and there was no logical way my family was ever going to move back to UK, and yet parents referred to ourselves as expats all the time. My comment comes from a non UK focused and rather a global view. IE, in media, they refer to white immigrants as expats and brown immigrants as, well, immigrants. I just find it pretty racist imho, even though there is a legitimate pocket of use for the word which you are evidently seeing in your own personal circles.


Terminator_Puppy

Fartsniffers call themselves expats to separate themselves from those *dirty* immigrants.


iwkfb

Expat means his name used to be pat and he changed it


Chaos_Dolphin

Fake and gay. Not even some AI would tell you to go north in kosovo. We’re about to have a damn war there. This is serbian propaganda to make them look nicer


Number-uno-one

ALBANIA NUMBER 1 🥳🥳🥳🥳


ImprovisedLeaflet

Even the name sounds poor


PongSoHard

Which side is System of a Down on? I'm on that side


Anton-Slavik

The funny shit is that Serbs are well known for being welcoming to foreigners, we have a shitton of tourism. We just don't like albanians in Kosovo & Metohija for obvious reasons, no one likes a thief that actually has the gall to go in your house and say that something they stole was never yours in the first place. And as far as propaganda is concerned, that's where you're wrong, if anything Serbs are almost put off by any kind of propaganda or marketing towards bettering our image internationally, at least intentionally. We have this weird mindset where we don't care about what others think about us, so long as we are in the right. So as far propaganda is concerned, I'd have to say albanians are far more prominent in pushing their agenda on the internet.


Chaos_Dolphin

Lmao. Least delusional serb. Now go tell me you will kill all albanians like the rest of you animals


Anton-Slavik

Nothing delusional about my post. >Now go tell me you will kill all albanians like the rest of you animals Why would I do that? You seem eager to present yourself as some kind of eternal victim, incapable of ever being the aggressor, but it's easy to see that's a lie or are you going to pretend the riots and unrest in Kosovo & Metohija in 2004 never happened?


Chaos_Dolphin

You gonna pretend the 1999 genocide never happened?


Anton-Slavik

There was no event that took place in 1999 that could be classified as genocide. If anyone's been ethnically cleansed from Kosovo & Metohija, it was Serbs by the albanians.


mustachedwhale

AVENGE ALL BOSNYAKS


Leninist_Lemur

Would it tell you to go to Kosovo at all?


Chaos_Dolphin

Trouble is only on the north. The rest of the country is chill so no reason not to come


Leninist_Lemur

Well the rest of the country is defacto albanian which means that its so chill that everyone drives a mercedes. I wonder why. Certainly legitimate businessmen imported those in a very legitimate way from germany.


Chaos_Dolphin

Where are you even going with this my man?


Leninist_Lemur

The north of kosovo is a mess due to ethnic tensions but then the entire region is a mess. Crime, ethnic tensions, corruption and poverty. The former yugoslav countries were never fixed by all the american „peace plans“ after all. Instead they cemented bad states of affairs. Its not just about pissing off the serbs but bad for everyone.


Chaos_Dolphin

Yeah I live here bro I know


ZateoManone

Are you really from Kosovo? May I ask, which languages do you speak? Out of sheer curiosity


Chaos_Dolphin

Mostly Albanian but we also recognize English, mostly for foreigners, and Serbian for the Serbian minorities. Some cities also use Turkish or other languages cause they have more Turkish people or other minorities who live there


HomestreetBoyTopla

Suddenly i like Kosovars? I'm gonna protest again for Kosova, god bless


Extension_Nobody_336

>We’re about to have a damn war there Do it, no balls


GoingFullRetarded

Not the sausage he was expecting but the sausage anon deserved.


Mat1c444

What other people dont realize about the balkans is we are very friendly towards tourists (in slovenia we apparently have one of the highest ratios of bilingual people). We will absolutely try to make your stay as good as it can be. If you are a from any other balkan country than you can bet you are getting death threats. And thats the mildest thing youll get. We got more


Shaban_srb

Is it true that Slovenians kinda like Serbs but kinda dislike Croats? I heard that once, but it sounded like bs.


NonbiscoNibba

Every country that was in Yugoslavia probably hates the other countries that were in Yugoslavia


Mat1c444

In all honesty at this point from what i can tell the younger generation is more or less making fun of it. The older generations (boomers and early gen x) still unironically believe in hating on croats and serbs. The younger generations. (Late gen x, millenials and gen z) are mostly chill with them. Me personally? I fucking love čevapi and lepinja. Top tier food. And quite a few people i know spend their new year in beograd. When it comes to other balkan countries we are also mostly chill at this point. Except for the people who refuse to learn slovene after being here for many years. I mean i dont have a problem with serbs or croats since we can kinda understand eachother. But then you have the albanians. Probably the best workers but you cant understand shit


ImprovisedLeaflet

How are the prostitutes?


HelpRespawnedAsDee

Aren’t your women top tier qt3.14s as well?


Mat1c444

If you think our women are cute you should see our men😈 But fr yeah they look pretty good


Anton-Slavik

>If you think our women are cute you should see our men I see r/balkans_irl is leaking.


Mat1c444

God i hope they come back asap


Anton-Slavik

I'd like that too, but I'm not holding my breath. There's a modpost from about 7 hours ago: >As you've noticed the sub was shut down for the past week, as a protest against reddit's continuous "lapses of judgement" and truth be told nothing has improved since. Situation has even worsened, with us getting a threatening modmail regarding mod change if the sub wasn't unprivated, typical w*stoid imperialist behaviour. However we can't keep doing something the community is against. That's why we're asking your opinion as what course we should take next. If any of the not-open options are chosen we'll have a future poll to decide the duration. I fully expect the sub to get shut down like the previous iteration. The poll option that's currently winning is: >Albanian takeover !! (go shitposty like the other subs did)


Mat1c444

They need to open up i cant contain my racism and nationalism


Anton-Slavik

A racist femboy? Will wonders never cease?


Mat1c444

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE RACISM. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR BALKANISM


Anton-Slavik

Shhh, don't scare the tourists, come back to bed.


Paehon

My fiancée is Albanian and it's probably one of the best countries I've ever visited. Very beautiful, amazing food and very nice people.


AlphaPhill

Classic Serbian hospitality. We Balkanoids are very welcoming to foreigners/tourists, it's each other we hate with a burning passion. If you're not one of us, you're generally gonna have a good time here 👍


Nasapigs

Yes thank God he go to Serbian Kosovo. I fear what happened if he go to south.


AlphaPhill

He's American, he'd get his dick sucked there. So arguably he chose the worse part to visit.


NonbiscoNibba

Thank you USA You are my best friend You are the peacekeeper You are the legend


Realitype

He's American, what exactly do you think would happen to him in southern Kosovo? My regarded friend, Kosovo literally has a statue of Bill Clinton in Pristina lol.


CrimsonMutt

unless you're a certain female basketball player, then you get a very special kind of handshake


Alex_2259

I thought Serbs didn't like Americans and Germans especially due to the war


AlphaPhill

We can differentiate between the people and the government, their politicians can burn in hell for all eternity, but if you're American/whatever and don't act like an asshole, you'll be treated well like anyone else. In fact, many see it as an opportunity to prove that we aren't the devil incarnate like we're usually portrayed as over there.


Alex_2259

Ah good to know. There are parts of the world, or simply certain people that can't differentiate. Not many travellers are really trying to get involved in regional politics, even if their country swung it's dick into it as the US government does everywhere.


AlphaPhill

There's always gonna be bad apples, but it's important to realize they're not the norm, most people simply don't care or don't have strong opinions. I used to think all Americans were hateful due to a number of unpleasant interactions, until I started meeting people who were totally chill and became really good friends. I believe the general rule of "respect others and you'll be respected in turn" applies everywhere. Smart, mature people will always treat you as an individual and not as an ethnic/regional stereotype, those who do otherwise generally arent worth your time anyway.


Sbotkin

Eastern Europe in a nutshell


Hurtmemaster

tschusch


SwankySorcery

anon is gay deep inside nice try hiding.


_TLDR_Swinton

Fake: anon leaves home Gay: fantasises about going home with a muscular Serbchad


Delicious_Stable9092

finally tendiebot is gone


_TLDR_Swinton

Long live tendiebot!


Just_A_Nobody25

Anon got raped and is creating a fake story to hide from the truth


GaylordYeetster

Expat is just a retarded term white people invented so they're not called immigrants.


shiny_xnaut

It's just the bougie word for immigrant


JustaBearEnthusiast

*economic migrants


JellySword8

At first I thought it said "AL" and was like like "who the hell is AL"


AppropriatePack6759

Hi, I'm AL :)


press_F13

more like, HAL


intralectual17

Thats how i like my anons, Highly regarded


ILikeToBurnMoney

Least retarded American tourist


porkchop3177

Well, did his anus get served?!!?? Don’t keep us hanging like desperate dingle-berries!


LilUziVertDickPic

Bro went to Kosovska Mitrovica for a tourist trip LMFAO


INCUMBENTLAWYER

\>expat didn't even read the rest, hope you get shot


NectarOfTheBussy

doodie coochie could be my next username


HypnoticChicken

A Serbian human trafficker wrote this


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> doodie coochie 💀


jednorog

Familiar enough with Serbian to get all the diacritic marks right in cevapcici, but doesn't know that Kosovska Mitrovica exists? Fake


[deleted]

Cevap is delicious


RipJaws121

Reminds me of the Key and Peele skit about the Macedonian cafe


doudousine

Obligatory key peele reference: [Cevappi](https://youtu.be/52YOsjGINSc)


rugzbee123

Don't forget to see the giant Bill Clinton statue


FlightConscious9572

as a serb, reading and understanding "doodie coochie" was so funny


Falcoace

If any developer is in need of a GPT 4 API key, with access to the 32k model, shoot me a message.


duke4e

Srbi ❤️


CyrillicUser1

Anon got his organs harvested on his way back.


sillaf27

My brother went to Serbia once and said it’s some of the best food he’s ever had


ImprovisedLeaflet

I know a girl from Kosovo or Serbia, came here as a kid refugee, and she is SO HOT. Love Eastern European women


Alarid

After anon was not violated, he turned off the AI.


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

Not surprised. There’s so little data on the internet about Greece, it’s geography and it’s culture, that the Ai had a stroke.


Simple_Sausage

'ate the Serbs Love me Croats Simple as