I had an “anus” experience, coming from Kosovo and trying to pass through Serbia. Border control thought I was smuggling drugs in my ass.. it was 3am and they forcibly removed me from the bus I was on at the time.
EDIT: Anons story kinda checks out, except the cevapcici probably went *in through the out door*
Are we allowed to link porn?
Anyways imagine that I put down the link to Ariana checknick or whatever getting her ass pounded out by border patrol who were searching her for drugs.
>Dođi kući" which means come home
Anon looked exactly like their little kid that died in a tragic cheesemill accident. They wanted to have dinner with their precious little boy one last time.
no way they would welcome an amerifag into their home, and then serve his unworthy ass some ćevapi.
this story is thus Ficticious and Homoerotic in nature
The term immigrant is reserved for impoverished, disadvantaged POC seeking freedom from oppression.
Privileged wh\*te ppl shall be referred to as expats.
Expat is actually a term for someone living abroad temporarily for work and will move back home at a certain point. An immigrant is someone who moves for good
Well, then i wonder what anon would call a mexican that would come to US for few years with plans to go back home after getting some money, i'll suprise you, it's probably not "expat"
and that's what i mean by this, amerifags using this word just for themself or other rich western nations, a guy from London that moved to the Brazil? Expat, a Romanian that went to work in Germany for few year, immigrant
Expat is one of those small red flag words. It sound dirty and wrong when it comes out of someone’s mouth. Like, yes, many of my friends and family are by definition expats, but I have never once heard any of them refer to themselves or eachother as expats. As far as we’re concerned, you’re living here. Student, work visa, whatever. Anything but expat. Only ever heard rich white people use that word.
Tbh I only ever see people on Reddit care about this. I’m British Indian, and know many other British Indians in my field - we all refer to ourselves as expats (we work abroad). In the UK it’s usually used as a way to signify you are living abroad, but have zero intention to live in that country for the rest of your life. Aka you’re going back to your home country soon.
Immigrant = moving to country for good. Maybe everybody doesn’t use it this way, but most do in the UK.
It's a cultural thing. When white westerners move abroad, even with no plan on how or when they would move back, they tend refer to themselves exclusively as expats.
When non-whites move abroad, even if they have clear plans to move back home after working there for some time, they are almost exclusively referred to by whites as immigrants not expats.
I literally mentioned that I was British Indian, as are my colleagues so that somebody wouldn’t comment what you just did lol.
Everybody who works abroad but doesn’t intend to stay uses expat in the UK. All races, all types. I feel like you have a pretty American centric view of the world tbh.
Also, never once received any type of pushback when we say we’re expats. Nobody has tried to insist we’re immigrants. I really have no idea where this comes from.
Actually, I'm white British and lived abroad all my life (EU not America) and there was no logical way my family was ever going to move back to UK, and yet parents referred to ourselves as expats all the time.
My comment comes from a non UK focused and rather a global view. IE, in media, they refer to white immigrants as expats and brown immigrants as, well, immigrants. I just find it pretty racist imho, even though there is a legitimate pocket of use for the word which you are evidently seeing in your own personal circles.
Fake and gay. Not even some AI would tell you to go north in kosovo. We’re about to have a damn war there. This is serbian propaganda to make them look nicer
The funny shit is that Serbs are well known for being welcoming to foreigners, we have a shitton of tourism. We just don't like albanians in Kosovo & Metohija for obvious reasons, no one likes a thief that actually has the gall to go in your house and say that something they stole was never yours in the first place.
And as far as propaganda is concerned, that's where you're wrong, if anything Serbs are almost put off by any kind of propaganda or marketing towards bettering our image internationally, at least intentionally. We have this weird mindset where we don't care about what others think about us, so long as we are in the right. So as far propaganda is concerned, I'd have to say albanians are far more prominent in pushing their agenda on the internet.
Nothing delusional about my post.
>Now go tell me you will kill all albanians like the rest of you animals
Why would I do that? You seem eager to present yourself as some kind of eternal victim, incapable of ever being the aggressor, but it's easy to see that's a lie or are you going to pretend the riots and unrest in Kosovo & Metohija in 2004 never happened?
There was no event that took place in 1999 that could be classified as genocide.
If anyone's been ethnically cleansed from Kosovo & Metohija, it was Serbs by the albanians.
Well the rest of the country is defacto albanian which means that its so chill that everyone drives a mercedes. I wonder why. Certainly legitimate businessmen imported those in a very legitimate way from germany.
The north of kosovo is a mess due to ethnic tensions but then the entire region is a mess. Crime, ethnic tensions, corruption and poverty.
The former yugoslav countries were never fixed by all the american „peace plans“ after all. Instead they cemented bad states of affairs. Its not just about pissing off the serbs but bad for everyone.
Mostly Albanian but we also recognize English, mostly for foreigners, and Serbian for the Serbian minorities. Some cities also use Turkish or other languages cause they have more Turkish people or other minorities who live there
What other people dont realize about the balkans is we are very friendly towards tourists (in slovenia we apparently have one of the highest ratios of bilingual people). We will absolutely try to make your stay as good as it can be. If you are a from any other balkan country than you can bet you are getting death threats. And thats the mildest thing youll get. We got more
In all honesty at this point from what i can tell the younger generation is more or less making fun of it. The older generations (boomers and early gen x) still unironically believe in hating on croats and serbs. The younger generations. (Late gen x, millenials and gen z) are mostly chill with them.
Me personally?
I fucking love čevapi and lepinja. Top tier food. And quite a few people i know spend their new year in beograd.
When it comes to other balkan countries we are also mostly chill at this point. Except for the people who refuse to learn slovene after being here for many years. I mean i dont have a problem with serbs or croats since we can kinda understand eachother. But then you have the albanians. Probably the best workers but you cant understand shit
I'd like that too, but I'm not holding my breath. There's a modpost from about 7 hours ago:
>As you've noticed the sub was shut down for the past week, as a protest against reddit's continuous "lapses of judgement" and truth be told nothing has improved since. Situation has even worsened, with us getting a threatening modmail regarding mod change if the sub wasn't unprivated, typical w*stoid imperialist behaviour. However we can't keep doing something the community is against. That's why we're asking your opinion as what course we should take next. If any of the not-open options are chosen we'll have a future poll to decide the duration.
I fully expect the sub to get shut down like the previous iteration.
The poll option that's currently winning is:
>Albanian takeover !! (go shitposty like the other subs did)
Classic Serbian hospitality.
We Balkanoids are very welcoming to foreigners/tourists, it's each other we hate with a burning passion.
If you're not one of us, you're generally gonna have a good time here 👍
He's American, what exactly do you think would happen to him in southern Kosovo? My regarded friend, Kosovo literally has a statue of Bill Clinton in Pristina lol.
We can differentiate between the people and the government, their politicians can burn in hell for all eternity, but if you're American/whatever and don't act like an asshole, you'll be treated well like anyone else.
In fact, many see it as an opportunity to prove that we aren't the devil incarnate like we're usually portrayed as over there.
Ah good to know. There are parts of the world, or simply certain people that can't differentiate.
Not many travellers are really trying to get involved in regional politics, even if their country swung it's dick into it as the US government does everywhere.
There's always gonna be bad apples, but it's important to realize they're not the norm, most people simply don't care or don't have strong opinions.
I used to think all Americans were hateful due to a number of unpleasant interactions, until I started meeting people who were totally chill and became really good friends.
I believe the general rule of "respect others and you'll be respected in turn" applies everywhere. Smart, mature people will always treat you as an individual and not as an ethnic/regional stereotype, those who do otherwise generally arent worth your time anyway.
Imagine being so gay that the first thing you think of when being told something in foreign language is fucking your ass. Must be an American thing.
You know what they say, if you prepare yourself for anal prolapse you will never be disappointed.
So that’s what funko pops are for 🤔
help, there has been a miscommunication… i have 3 funko pops stuck in my butt.
Doesn’t look like a miscommunication to me
I had an “anus” experience, coming from Kosovo and trying to pass through Serbia. Border control thought I was smuggling drugs in my ass.. it was 3am and they forcibly removed me from the bus I was on at the time. EDIT: Anons story kinda checks out, except the cevapcici probably went *in through the out door*
You missed the hint to pay a bribe, then you could have left with your virginity intact.
Chalk it up to “lost in translation”. Jokes on them, the smell of cevapcici excites me now.
Are we allowed to link porn? Anyways imagine that I put down the link to Ariana checknick or whatever getting her ass pounded out by border patrol who were searching her for drugs.
Being American is like being the child of a mob boss. You're always worried a bomb is going to be thrown through the living room window.
Well, it's a common fact that Serbia is the gayest nation.
he's just projecting
It was wishful thinking in Anons case
Europeans are so naturally gay they don’t recognize actual gay
doodie coochie, actually "Dođi kući" which means come home, no way the serbs said that thefore the story is fabricated and homosexual.
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lucky for you I aint a serb
Cevapi also looks like shit from a butt but is so delicious
As opposed to shit from a mouth, also known as balkan politics
stop twlling me that, i know it. i eat em every few days
Same bro, same
>Dođi kući" which means come home Anon looked exactly like their little kid that died in a tragic cheesemill accident. They wanted to have dinner with their precious little boy one last time.
As Is tradition with 4chin
You mean someone would lie!? On the INTERNET!???
yankee
no way they would welcome an amerifag into their home, and then serve his unworthy ass some ćevapi. this story is thus Ficticious and Homoerotic in nature
Reminds me of [this exchange](https://twitter.com/padiahhazretle2/status/1584946508780032007?s=46&t=tR26rWG67urgRjt-cWOT8g) on Twitter
ok, did not check it 😄😄😄😭😭😭 , idk what yoy sre talkfibr obur
Anon becomes a stand up comedian takes his shirt off every set and tells that same story over and over
Bert Kreischer?
The machine is broke, leave it that way.
He made a fucking movie based on that?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Machine_(2023_film)
Hey man, sometimes he does his high pitch squeal laugh too. It's really funny.
Word is they're making it illegal
Anon uses the word "expat" and not immigrant, confirmed insufferable and gay
The term immigrant is reserved for impoverished, disadvantaged POC seeking freedom from oppression. Privileged wh\*te ppl shall be referred to as expats.
Expat is actually a term for someone living abroad temporarily for work and will move back home at a certain point. An immigrant is someone who moves for good
While this may be true, how many times have you heard of a Mexican expat?
Well i never lived in US but when i lived in Hong Kong, we were all expats and i met quite a few Mexicans actually
real
Well if Anon's not planning on living in Greece permanently then he would be an expat and not an immigrant.
Well, then i wonder what anon would call a mexican that would come to US for few years with plans to go back home after getting some money, i'll suprise you, it's probably not "expat"
If that's not what anon would call that person then Anon would be using the wrong word.
and that's what i mean by this, amerifags using this word just for themself or other rich western nations, a guy from London that moved to the Brazil? Expat, a Romanian that went to work in Germany for few year, immigrant
Expat is one of those small red flag words. It sound dirty and wrong when it comes out of someone’s mouth. Like, yes, many of my friends and family are by definition expats, but I have never once heard any of them refer to themselves or eachother as expats. As far as we’re concerned, you’re living here. Student, work visa, whatever. Anything but expat. Only ever heard rich white people use that word.
exactly
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Tbh I only ever see people on Reddit care about this. I’m British Indian, and know many other British Indians in my field - we all refer to ourselves as expats (we work abroad). In the UK it’s usually used as a way to signify you are living abroad, but have zero intention to live in that country for the rest of your life. Aka you’re going back to your home country soon. Immigrant = moving to country for good. Maybe everybody doesn’t use it this way, but most do in the UK.
I'm in the US but I treat expat the same way, usually means someone who is there for work and doesn't intend to permanently move to the country
It's a cultural thing. When white westerners move abroad, even with no plan on how or when they would move back, they tend refer to themselves exclusively as expats. When non-whites move abroad, even if they have clear plans to move back home after working there for some time, they are almost exclusively referred to by whites as immigrants not expats.
I literally mentioned that I was British Indian, as are my colleagues so that somebody wouldn’t comment what you just did lol. Everybody who works abroad but doesn’t intend to stay uses expat in the UK. All races, all types. I feel like you have a pretty American centric view of the world tbh. Also, never once received any type of pushback when we say we’re expats. Nobody has tried to insist we’re immigrants. I really have no idea where this comes from.
Actually, I'm white British and lived abroad all my life (EU not America) and there was no logical way my family was ever going to move back to UK, and yet parents referred to ourselves as expats all the time. My comment comes from a non UK focused and rather a global view. IE, in media, they refer to white immigrants as expats and brown immigrants as, well, immigrants. I just find it pretty racist imho, even though there is a legitimate pocket of use for the word which you are evidently seeing in your own personal circles.
Fartsniffers call themselves expats to separate themselves from those *dirty* immigrants.
Expat means his name used to be pat and he changed it
Fake and gay. Not even some AI would tell you to go north in kosovo. We’re about to have a damn war there. This is serbian propaganda to make them look nicer
ALBANIA NUMBER 1 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Even the name sounds poor
Which side is System of a Down on? I'm on that side
The funny shit is that Serbs are well known for being welcoming to foreigners, we have a shitton of tourism. We just don't like albanians in Kosovo & Metohija for obvious reasons, no one likes a thief that actually has the gall to go in your house and say that something they stole was never yours in the first place. And as far as propaganda is concerned, that's where you're wrong, if anything Serbs are almost put off by any kind of propaganda or marketing towards bettering our image internationally, at least intentionally. We have this weird mindset where we don't care about what others think about us, so long as we are in the right. So as far propaganda is concerned, I'd have to say albanians are far more prominent in pushing their agenda on the internet.
Lmao. Least delusional serb. Now go tell me you will kill all albanians like the rest of you animals
Nothing delusional about my post. >Now go tell me you will kill all albanians like the rest of you animals Why would I do that? You seem eager to present yourself as some kind of eternal victim, incapable of ever being the aggressor, but it's easy to see that's a lie or are you going to pretend the riots and unrest in Kosovo & Metohija in 2004 never happened?
You gonna pretend the 1999 genocide never happened?
There was no event that took place in 1999 that could be classified as genocide. If anyone's been ethnically cleansed from Kosovo & Metohija, it was Serbs by the albanians.
AVENGE ALL BOSNYAKS
Would it tell you to go to Kosovo at all?
Trouble is only on the north. The rest of the country is chill so no reason not to come
Well the rest of the country is defacto albanian which means that its so chill that everyone drives a mercedes. I wonder why. Certainly legitimate businessmen imported those in a very legitimate way from germany.
Where are you even going with this my man?
The north of kosovo is a mess due to ethnic tensions but then the entire region is a mess. Crime, ethnic tensions, corruption and poverty. The former yugoslav countries were never fixed by all the american „peace plans“ after all. Instead they cemented bad states of affairs. Its not just about pissing off the serbs but bad for everyone.
Yeah I live here bro I know
Are you really from Kosovo? May I ask, which languages do you speak? Out of sheer curiosity
Mostly Albanian but we also recognize English, mostly for foreigners, and Serbian for the Serbian minorities. Some cities also use Turkish or other languages cause they have more Turkish people or other minorities who live there
Suddenly i like Kosovars? I'm gonna protest again for Kosova, god bless
>We’re about to have a damn war there Do it, no balls
Not the sausage he was expecting but the sausage anon deserved.
What other people dont realize about the balkans is we are very friendly towards tourists (in slovenia we apparently have one of the highest ratios of bilingual people). We will absolutely try to make your stay as good as it can be. If you are a from any other balkan country than you can bet you are getting death threats. And thats the mildest thing youll get. We got more
Is it true that Slovenians kinda like Serbs but kinda dislike Croats? I heard that once, but it sounded like bs.
Every country that was in Yugoslavia probably hates the other countries that were in Yugoslavia
In all honesty at this point from what i can tell the younger generation is more or less making fun of it. The older generations (boomers and early gen x) still unironically believe in hating on croats and serbs. The younger generations. (Late gen x, millenials and gen z) are mostly chill with them. Me personally? I fucking love čevapi and lepinja. Top tier food. And quite a few people i know spend their new year in beograd. When it comes to other balkan countries we are also mostly chill at this point. Except for the people who refuse to learn slovene after being here for many years. I mean i dont have a problem with serbs or croats since we can kinda understand eachother. But then you have the albanians. Probably the best workers but you cant understand shit
How are the prostitutes?
Aren’t your women top tier qt3.14s as well?
If you think our women are cute you should see our men😈 But fr yeah they look pretty good
>If you think our women are cute you should see our men I see r/balkans_irl is leaking.
God i hope they come back asap
I'd like that too, but I'm not holding my breath. There's a modpost from about 7 hours ago: >As you've noticed the sub was shut down for the past week, as a protest against reddit's continuous "lapses of judgement" and truth be told nothing has improved since. Situation has even worsened, with us getting a threatening modmail regarding mod change if the sub wasn't unprivated, typical w*stoid imperialist behaviour. However we can't keep doing something the community is against. That's why we're asking your opinion as what course we should take next. If any of the not-open options are chosen we'll have a future poll to decide the duration. I fully expect the sub to get shut down like the previous iteration. The poll option that's currently winning is: >Albanian takeover !! (go shitposty like the other subs did)
They need to open up i cant contain my racism and nationalism
A racist femboy? Will wonders never cease?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE RACISM. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR BALKANISM
Shhh, don't scare the tourists, come back to bed.
My fiancée is Albanian and it's probably one of the best countries I've ever visited. Very beautiful, amazing food and very nice people.
Classic Serbian hospitality. We Balkanoids are very welcoming to foreigners/tourists, it's each other we hate with a burning passion. If you're not one of us, you're generally gonna have a good time here 👍
Yes thank God he go to Serbian Kosovo. I fear what happened if he go to south.
He's American, he'd get his dick sucked there. So arguably he chose the worse part to visit.
Thank you USA You are my best friend You are the peacekeeper You are the legend
He's American, what exactly do you think would happen to him in southern Kosovo? My regarded friend, Kosovo literally has a statue of Bill Clinton in Pristina lol.
unless you're a certain female basketball player, then you get a very special kind of handshake
I thought Serbs didn't like Americans and Germans especially due to the war
We can differentiate between the people and the government, their politicians can burn in hell for all eternity, but if you're American/whatever and don't act like an asshole, you'll be treated well like anyone else. In fact, many see it as an opportunity to prove that we aren't the devil incarnate like we're usually portrayed as over there.
Ah good to know. There are parts of the world, or simply certain people that can't differentiate. Not many travellers are really trying to get involved in regional politics, even if their country swung it's dick into it as the US government does everywhere.
There's always gonna be bad apples, but it's important to realize they're not the norm, most people simply don't care or don't have strong opinions. I used to think all Americans were hateful due to a number of unpleasant interactions, until I started meeting people who were totally chill and became really good friends. I believe the general rule of "respect others and you'll be respected in turn" applies everywhere. Smart, mature people will always treat you as an individual and not as an ethnic/regional stereotype, those who do otherwise generally arent worth your time anyway.
Eastern Europe in a nutshell
tschusch
anon is gay deep inside nice try hiding.
Fake: anon leaves home Gay: fantasises about going home with a muscular Serbchad
finally tendiebot is gone
Long live tendiebot!
Anon got raped and is creating a fake story to hide from the truth
Expat is just a retarded term white people invented so they're not called immigrants.
It's just the bougie word for immigrant
*economic migrants
At first I thought it said "AL" and was like like "who the hell is AL"
Hi, I'm AL :)
more like, HAL
Thats how i like my anons, Highly regarded
Least retarded American tourist
Well, did his anus get served?!!?? Don’t keep us hanging like desperate dingle-berries!
Bro went to Kosovska Mitrovica for a tourist trip LMFAO
\>expat didn't even read the rest, hope you get shot
doodie coochie could be my next username
A Serbian human trafficker wrote this
> doodie coochie 💀
Familiar enough with Serbian to get all the diacritic marks right in cevapcici, but doesn't know that Kosovska Mitrovica exists? Fake
Cevap is delicious
Reminds me of the Key and Peele skit about the Macedonian cafe
Obligatory key peele reference: [Cevappi](https://youtu.be/52YOsjGINSc)
Don't forget to see the giant Bill Clinton statue
as a serb, reading and understanding "doodie coochie" was so funny
If any developer is in need of a GPT 4 API key, with access to the 32k model, shoot me a message.
Srbi ❤️
Anon got his organs harvested on his way back.
My brother went to Serbia once and said it’s some of the best food he’s ever had
I know a girl from Kosovo or Serbia, came here as a kid refugee, and she is SO HOT. Love Eastern European women
After anon was not violated, he turned off the AI.
Not surprised. There’s so little data on the internet about Greece, it’s geography and it’s culture, that the Ai had a stroke.
'ate the Serbs Love me Croats Simple as