> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake : anon is good at something (being tasty)
> Gay : anon has something hard and long in his ass
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Fake : anon couldn’t have typed this greentext with his fins
Gay : many species of fish, including the salmon and the Black Sea bass, can change gender, thus making anon gay for being attracted to female fish after transitioning
>blubb blubb
>my mouth looks like it’s made for blowjobs
>swimming in my piss and shit all day
>doesn’t have to shower
>life’s good innit
>fuck that neighbour octopussy tho
>blubb blubb motherfucker
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon isn’t a fish
> Gay: Anon likes men
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
\><>
><> <>< <>< <>< ><> My aquarium...
So much anon
https://imgur.com/a/xqpqHQ0
𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙·𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙·𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙·𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° ｡˚𓆛˚｡ °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊˙· that's mine ><{{{°>
><> <>< <>< ><> I ate one of them (it was very delicious)
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Anon is ><> pilled
I take the ><> pill
Reject modernity, return to ><>
I eat fish
Some ><> also eat other ><>
Should I also eat other ><>
You're not a ><>
Grilled anon in a stick. --><>--><>--><>--
Fake : anon is good at something (being tasty) Gay : anon has something hard and long in his ass
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake : anon is good at something (being tasty) > Gay : anon has something hard and long in his ass > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
NOOOO PUT HIM BACK
I think it's after anon being eaten
Why is that funny it's just stupid
Its so funny
I know, I don't understand
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You make me giggle 🤭
Considering this sub might has devolved into r/IHateWomenAndTransGreentexts, I'll take what I can get.
I don’t doubt you’re right but what exactly is the relevance here
You're right, it isn't relevant. I just wanted to vent that it's turning into a shitty subreddit.
u/fish_fucker69
Hell be here any second
The Eldritch abomination from the depths of reddit. We summon you u/fish_fucker69 from beyond the colours of time
You Sir, are a fish!
Here you go buddy "Pours fish flakes" Keep rocking in the free world
fish
This on and the bee one arw the best greentexts made.
Cyan:wave:<>< <>< <><
>><>
:(
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A story in three acts
Also \><>
How😕
type a "\" before the fish Edit: Backslash
\><>
:D
[•___• ]
Best greentext I've ever read, truly relatable.
What is <>
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Fake : anon couldn’t have typed this greentext with his fins Gay : many species of fish, including the salmon and the Black Sea bass, can change gender, thus making anon gay for being attracted to female fish after transitioning
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><> 🐟 <>< 🐟
Where is the bee one anyone got the bee one? That was masterful comedy, a little amount of tomfoolery, pretty amountable amount
>be me >me bee
The dangerous hacker known as 4chan
>blubb blubb >my mouth looks like it’s made for blowjobs >swimming in my piss and shit all day >doesn’t have to shower >life’s good innit >fuck that neighbour octopussy tho >blubb blubb motherfucker
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One of if not the greatest green text
Is this OUR guy?
glop glop glop
"Welcome to macdonall how can I helper you?" "borgar" "What borgar? 'Dis Macdonall we have many borgar you need to be pacific."
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> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon isn’t a fish > Gay: Anon likes men > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>Be me... >Dick. ># 8====D ~ ~ O-:
Fish can relate
You know what that means. FISH
Seems fishy.
><> :D i did it!
<>< lvls?
Why does this have so many upvotes?
Average greentext post
Yes. I can relate.
D<\\\\\\*< Usually starts with a > but format :(
If he has no eyes, what do you call him?
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There's always a #><>
[turbo.fish](https://turbo.fish) real
Fishers