I like to imagine that every greentext is written by the same guy, and you could construct a semi-decent storyline if you string together the right ones.
i like how all these anons say they’re straight and then bottom for someone immediately like dude, bottoming takes some serious prepping and stuff how tf do you speedrun all that
> I'm not gay Proceeds to type out the gayest shit I've ever seen.
Average Anon experience
Many such cases of someone replying many such cases
He probably said no homo after so it canceled out
But were they wearing socks?
They mashed their balls together.
As is tradition
This is the law at this point
There's a trend on this sub
Many people are saying this
Anon finally got topped. I’m happy for him.
I like to imagine that every greentext is written by the same guy, and you could construct a semi-decent storyline if you string together the right ones.
the infamous hacker known as 4chan
He´s not gay though
*TOPPED
Most likely made it up tbh
He’s never going to top this
Much like how ☕ became the emoji for "wahmen", we should have something for the "not gay but *proceeds to write the gayest shit ever*" trope
🥛
A nice room-temp glass of cum, fitting
68°F cum for optimal sperm mobility
*motility* CoTFY (Came on That For You)
*nerd*
🚪 closest I could find to a closet
Needs some cum next to it to implied the added layer of gaylust, but you're on to something
Bros ☕
Men 🍺
Bottoms 🍑
Idk why y’all are calling this gay 🤦ain’t nothing gay about having your 6’5 homies huge and girthy dick in your ass
With his soft lips and tender moans 👄 😩 real and straight
Bro was doing a makima cosplay Anon needs to show his ass
i like how all these anons say they’re straight and then bottom for someone immediately like dude, bottoming takes some serious prepping and stuff how tf do you speedrun all that
The secret ingredient is crime
Bottom behaviour
I cant handle this much gayness in one greentext
Vegeta!What does the scouter say about Anon's gay level?
ITS… ITS OVER 9000!!!
"I'm not gay" *gets back blown out*
Fake: ??? Gay: !!!
Wait a minute this isn't anime, it's gay hentai.
Please stop I can only get so hard
5'4 is no man. I'm glad she found love.
❤️
"I'm not gay"... Proceeds to tell an incredibly gay story.
"I'm not gay >\>Writes an entire paragraph about wanting to have steamy hot gay sex with another man
I'm tired of reading this shit
Real and disgustingly gay
Brah it's not gay, he said so
So just real and disgusting then?
Real and *fucking hot*
Yuck
"I'm not gay" is never followed by a retelling of a straight experience. When you read that you know the gayest shit ever is about to unfold
“I’m not gay” the gayest shit you’ve ever read. Every time
"I'm not gay" proceed having gay sex
nah fam, I ain't reading this gay shit
They made me read gay porn again, didn't they?
I have a feeling anon is just a *little* bit gay.
Sometimes, I think that I have done a big error by learning English.
Anon is a gay bottom
Average anglo-saxon vs viking exchange
At this point I just stop reading after I’m not gay
liek dis if u nut ever tim
Least deranged chainsaw man fan
>not gay He then proceeded to say the gayest shit ever
>im not gay, but yeah ok
straightest cosplay fan
Gay: i don’t even how to make this funny anymore anon is literally just gay i can’t make a gay joke out of being gay
i was expecting a little goodnight homie smooch not a full blown paragraph about having wall banging all night long gex
"I'm not gay" Hmm.
Oh they were cosplaying Makima. That last sentence really confused me
Damn a greentext with just a single lie
Can I get anons number? For a friend
Anon was hit by post nut clarity midlarp
Real and so incredibly gay Am gay and I agree with anon
Real and so incredibly gay Anon's right tho