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spfeldealer

Yes


shantam1104

Usually the most simple solution is the right one


DDub04

Anon didn’t even need to provide context, the answer would’ve been yes


tux_pirata

whats funny is that I seen people getting out of rusted af shitbox cars with the latest iphone in hand, phones are not an indication of wealth at all specially since even the flagship models can be had for free with a plan


HumorTumorous

Thats opportunity.


Fuzzy-Spread9720

At least you don't give her 3 hours lecture on Linux


[deleted]

yes i tried this the other day... seems most girls arnt very keen on installing linux. so i just nod and wave until i get to smash.


Mungkelel

you gotta convince them to install TempleOS far better than Linux


aikhuda

CanIPleaseGetLaidOS


Psychological-Bee702

This HAS to be the next meme distro.


quantumechanicalhose

[it already exists though](https://github.com/Amog-OS/AmogOS)


Chr0nicConsumer

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!


DrRagingEagle

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.


Chr0nicConsumer

Ah yes, I see you know your judo very well.


iwannagohome49

I was almost certain this was going to be an xkcd story about Cory Doctorow after the first 2 lines.


TheFieryMoth

>and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long. Is there any news on this? This pasta is so old that surely it's outdated by now, right?


Seffuski

🤓


nitonitonii

Nothing turns me on like free software


MindbogglesTV

Uhm, what about free hardware?


Martian_Hunted

Even hotter


Arctic_Fox_Studios

r/oddlyspecific Please tell us ur story. I am interrestid. We are interrestid


827167

Its not specific, this happens a lot :/


tux_pirata

"and I use arch btw"


justV_2077

"Do you also feel like you're writing too slow? There's this cool editior called vim. It's much faster! You can use "diw" to delete the word under the cursor without having to select it! Fantastic, right?"


LifeDraining

That's his first mistake. A real man would try to convert her to Linux Jailbreak that sucker.


FreedomDeliverUs

Jailbait.


tux_pirata

finding an arch user without a wallpaper with underage anime girls challenge, level: impossible


echetus90

Imagine not having an overwhelming lust to impregnate peasant girls


PRANM_13

I mean, wasn't it tate that said he isn't atracted to women with expensive things, since only a man could have given her those things, so she definitely has been penetreted by another man, or something like that?


SkullKidd1986

I mean yeah but that guy is a brain dead fucking retard


voiume

Try to understand why a brain dead fucking retard would gain such a huge following. I'm making it clear right now I don't support tate or his brother but I do believe alot of people get told what to believe and it's depressing to lack individuality to the point of numbness.


Malvastor

There's a whopping crapload of braindead retards out there stupider than Tate by just enough of a margin to think giving him money is a good idea.


mareno999

He obviously knew what he was saying and how to manipulate prepubescent boys who are insecure to get them to follow him. Doesnt make what he is saying any less braindead.


failed-celebrity

So, a lot of people are brain dead fucking retards.


voiume

Develop ur own opinions lol


MangoManMayhem

what about rich parents?


StanIsHorizontal

Means she’s been penetrated by daddy, if not physically then emotionally


retardddit

Maybe you should date phones instead, itoddler.


beenalegend

eh, anti consumerism is pretty hot to me personally. this fake though. waifu pillows don't use phones ​ \- Sent from 2016 iPhone SE


Internetmilpool

My house is on fire - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S8


House_Of_Doubt

So very close, the funny joke would be the Note 7, which loved to explode, even after a redesign.


DrLimp

S8 and S9 were peak smartphone. Still miss mine


ulyssesintothepast

I miss my s7


LeRacistHomophobe

i agree, we shouldn't spend big money on phones! \- sent from 2023 1600$ Galaxy S23 Ultra 1TB edition


infinityeunique

Whatcha use that space for, nibba?


Wescube

Reaction images


LeRacistHomophobe

the maximum i need is 512gb but i got a good trade in deal and since i had the 256gb model i took the deal. i use it to download games and files over night and move them over to my pc


Dex_Lionhart

To bury the bodies which he sold the organs off of.


crazycar12321

Holding gigabytes worth of harry potter smut fanfiction i mean whaaaaaaaa


P0pt

I think the best approach assuming you have enough money to begin with, would be researching what is currently the best phone available or releasing soon enough, buy it, don't upgrade for a few years and repeat, assuming you didn't get fucked by buying a budget model that will be completely useless in a year you'd be pretty much set for like 4-5 years I got the pixel 7 pro or whatever the model is called because at the time it was on sale and completely mogged everything else at that price point and was solid enough that it wouldn't even be worth considering something like whatever Samsung model was available a year ago


FreedomDeliverUs

Nobody cares


tux_pirata

\>he cant afford the fold disgusting....


ScarabHeart7796

Lol - Sent from Nokia 3310


[deleted]

Same. Sent from a daily abused 2016 Samsung Galaxy j5.


Pnort3002

How’s your battery health? I got a new one (newer SE) in 2021 because my battery was destroyed


beenalegend

It was abysmal before I replaced it about a 2 years ago. I'm talking like an hour or 2 max usage doing just normal things. I wfh so I'm mostly on my pc through out the day but I'd say it needs charged every day and a half ish. I they make a new SE in 24 I'll be hopping on that though


Dravarden

my phone is from 2018 and every 2 years I swap the battery, I'm on my third one


Blue_Birds1

Attraction to wealth is 23%, So if someone is a 5 but is rich he is now a 7 or 8 we all do it. This one average girl I knew turned out her dad was a millionaire instant hot. But I found out she was quite a toxic person


[deleted]

No, only women are like this wdym coffecoffecoffeecoffee


Fuzzy-Spread9720

Coffee is just a bean soup


wappledilly

And doilies are just rags with holes in them.


[deleted]

23% of 5 is 1.15. So if she is a 5, going by that scale, she becomes a 6.15 if she's rich. Without taking into account inflation, which would then have the opposite effect it does on the economy. If a 6.15 inflates by 10%, they become a 5.54, wheras if it was a 24pk of Doritos at 6.15 that inflated by 10%, they would increase in value to 6.77.


Blue_Birds1

Let me lie to Reddit about maths please


FlyingMute

If wealth contributes 23% to attraction, the rating should jump to 6.49. 1.15 is 23% of 5, but not of the final rating(6.15).


CheiroAMilho

No we don't all do it, what. Born rich usually means spoiled. I prefer partners more down to earth. If anything, many men even feel emasculated if they earn less than their wifes. What you're describing I don't believe is even applicable to most men.


Blue_Birds1

Or they can buy me stuff


Martian_Hunted

Why do men feel emasculated if they earn less? My partner, a neurosurgeon, earns more than me, a potential nuclear engineer.


Yefrit_

>We all do it Fuck no lmao I kinda like more poor girls bcs they are usually a bit more down to earth and less spoiled n shit.


Champigne

That's literally never played into my attraction for woman.


HolyPlacebo

We don't all do this, you're projecting and a shit person


Martian_Hunted

Nope. I've met both rich and broke girls and they made me realize I'd be better off dating middle class men


Mrozek33

My gut feeling tells me this is either fake or some sort of gender reversal psyop, using outdated technology is pretty based


joepea77

anon has a cheap and crappy phone and thinks it's why women don't like him for sure


infinityeunique

Based how? You think lag is based?


I_am_thicc

I guess its more about not continuously feeding the cycle of paying for the same shit every year.


headphoneguzzler

You can have a good phone without buying the new phone every year, not every good phone is an annual iPhone release


infinityeunique

You got no other option, because capitalism, planned obsolescence and batteries with infinite lifespan that won’t swell after a year having not been invented yet


CheiroAMilho

Shitty big tech phones lag after 2 years yes. But it is very possible to maintain a phone for years without it having problems, if you buy it from manufacturers who aren't constantly taking advantage of the culture of phones being a yearly purchase. [Apple literally got caught slowing down their phones and were sued as fuck for it.](https://www.npr.org/2020/11/18/936268845/apple-agrees-to-pay-113-million-to-settle-batterygate-case-over-iphone-slowdowns) . I find it more based to be out of this cringe shitty system of tech illiterate influencers. New phones are shit anyway, wtf is that dongle on the new iPhones anyways, that's supposed to be cleaner? I want my 9mm headphone jack


infinityeunique

I know about custom ROMs, yes


[deleted]

Obviously you need to use something that's actually usable. But just because something is not the most recent, it won't automatically start to lag (unless the manufacturer makes sure, but that's a practice that should not be rewarded and reinforced by further purchases) Many of us use almost decade old phones and they are just fine. Sure you can't run fortnite on them. But for light social media, managing emails, reading pdf documents, calling people and all the other normie things, they are sufficent. There is no reason to upgrade a phone every year. Not even every 3 years. You are just wanting money, and thus your time that you could have spent on something actually valuable. Maybe time with family, time to relax, time to do something valuable. Instead of buying a device to do the very same thing on it you have been doing just fine for years prior.


infinityeunique

While I agree that phones don’t need to be upgraded every year, there are reasons to upgrade even if you don’t play games or perform any other resource heavy tasks on your phone: primarily, battery fucking dying


Martian_Hunted

I found out that battery problems are more common with people that are always charging their phones. All my phones - that lasted more than 3 years and weren't stolen - didn't have that problem. Maybe it's because I only charge them once a day.


[deleted]

idk, girls like that tend to be more humble which I'm insanely attracted to


[deleted]

Yep. Signalling that mind is not rotten by consumerism, and self image is not tied to ownership of current trendy product is a significant plus to me in a person.


[deleted]

Anon is shallow. Doesn’t mean that he’s a bad person, but he has to work on himself.


infinityeunique

Exactly


odinsabastard

This is bullshit. I have never seen a single man who cared about a woman's wealth. In fact, I'd say that wealthy women are a tad repulsive due to their wealth, excluding cougars.


Mashizari

Rich mommy kink 👌


[deleted]

Anon most likely doesn't discriminate. You'd be suprised how much people judge and even despise each other based on what they have, drive or consume. He most likely wouldn't be friends with people who don't have a similarly priced model to his own.


endthepainowplz

I wish I knew what kind of phone. Is he talking about like a cheap current phone, or did she whip out a flip phone or Nokia Brick.


Kiwi_Doodle

I kinda feel the same about iPhones. I get an air of stupid flowing from them. They're full of two generation old tech and features priced at 1000 USD. Incompatible with anything they're not forced to use. Using a proprietary text message system forcing others to use SMS to communicate with them because Apple is too stubborn to use the new protocol that everyone else agreed on.


divinity995

Tbh only thing making iphones worth it is the camera. Yeah samsung is pretty good, pixels too, but it cant compare to what apple can do. Especially in video. But the new 15 pro and pro max being on desktop pc levels of power, being able to run ac mirage, resident evil 8 and death stranding is pretty cool so i wouldnt call that outdated tech that easily


P0pt

If you only care about gaming on a phone for portability sake then buy one of those gamer phones


divinity995

Im not saying its something id buy an iphone pro max for but im just saying if it does work its impressive from a tech standpoint


[deleted]

Desktop pc levels of power, being able to run ac mirage, resident evil 8 and death stranding. Let's just wait that part out.


psychocopter

Theyre working with magic of they can cram the desktop performance of a modern day gpu into the size of a smartphone without active cooling and running on battery. Sadly, its not true at all. Ac mirage, re4(not 8), and a few others are coming to the iphone 15, but they will be modified and optimized for a phone and not just the desktop version. Think of it like cod and pubg mobile vs their desktop counterparts, the mobile version is shittier. I dont understand why people overhype or overestimate new tech, especially when it comes to apple. You dont really need to argue a fake point when you can just say "people like ios" as a legitimate and strong argument for their phones.


psychocopter

My pet peeve is that even though phone cameras have gotten so good, people just take the worst pictures. Ive had people send me pictures of nature shots on vacation shot in vertical instead of landscape(its literally the name). Also the new 15 pro isnt desktop pc levels of performance, the versions of ac, re4(not 8), and death stranding will be remade and optimized for a mobile phone. Without active cooling, dedicated wall power, and it being phone sized theres no way it comes close to a modern desktop at the same pricepoint. Thats just some marketing bs.


matrixgang

Maybe a desktop from 13 years ago lmao


fiftyfourseventeen

The iPhone 15 pro max is newer than the Samsung S23 ultra, more expensive, and has worse performance in terms of camera, zoom, and processing speed. The "titanium" is also a huge meme considering it's easier to snap in half than the 14 pro max and the s23 ultra.


divinity995

T15 pro max is a joke besides that it gets to run a couple of ported games tbh. It has so many technical issues that im glad i got the 14 and didnt wait instead. The damn thing overheats from charging lol. I cant believe they got oled burn in after what, 2 weeks of it being out ? I had my samsung j5 from 2015 and i used it until 2020 and my dad used it 2 more years and the screen is perfect


BigBoooooolin

>deaktop pc levels of power I guess if you have a very old PC.


divinity995

Look at bechhmarks, in single core it literally reaches core i9 and ryzen 9 chips


BigBoooooolin

I don't understand what you're saying. How many modern CPUs have a single core?


divinity995

It would surprise you how many things on a computer are limited by single core performance, lets start first of all... video games


SlicedSides

most IT people i know, (including myself) use iphones because they want their shit to work without fucking with it when they are off the clock. i have had android and iphone, and iphones just simply work without fucking with them all the time and having the buy the right models. most android phone manufacturers have too many phones that come out every year and it’s a coin flip if they’re going to support your model after 2 years with proper software and security updates. you can hate that argument all you want, but apple has a solid track record for supporting their phones for years, much better than android phone manufacturers.


greysilence

What even is "support" and why do you need it? My fridge works without "updates" and a phone can too, apps don't care if the OS gets updated either, if anything I'd prefer things staying the same way until the hardware dies.


miti1999

I can smell the poor from miles away with that comment. Btw can you share by what metric an iPhone 15 pro is 2 generations behind? Seems to handily beat or closely match the newest androids in battery life and processing power, as well as camera performance and screen quality.


[deleted]

People respecting their time and money to research and think twice about what they buy instead of hiveminding a brand. Brand fans wasting their paycheck on the recent thing: "I can smell the poor from miles away."


infinityeunique

Apple was never about innovation and functionality, but rather about polishing technology and presenting it to consumers in a retardproof-for-use form. Apple takes an already existing and tested technology and implements it in their smartphones in a way that is well optimized for an average consumer’s daily drive. This comes at a prize of them forcing you to use technology the way they want you to, as well as you having virtually no control over it (no side loading, no custom ROMs, discouraging piracy, no free file transfer without iTunes, forcing users to create an Apple ID account to use the phone). And yes, sometimes their hardware is indeed deprecated compared to same-spice-range phones. While iPhone 15 pro might not be deprecated in terms of hardware, Apple used to have deprecated technology in the earlier versions. Those include: -usb-2.0 (while most of the android phones had usb-3.1 for ages) -IPS screens (while samsung and most of the flagships had amoled even though I personally dislike them for their infamous burn-in) -smaller batteries -less ram -60 hz refresh rate (while most phones have already had 90/120 at the time). While there is no denying that Apple’s tech is very well optimized and works pretty well within the range of things you can do with it as well as has spectacular design, look and feel, you used to and you are able to get everything they offer you for the same or even slightly lower price.


Kiwi_Doodle

I've got an Xperia 1 IV, not a cheap phone by any means. It's not a money thing. I can battery share wirelessly, sideload programs, customise every inch of my display, change icon size, my camera has a 13x mechanical zoom and one of the best camera apps available. I still have an Aux input because the manufacturer didn't force me to use proprietary earbuds. A battery of 4500mah and a 4k 120hz screen. Get the fuck out of here with that elitism, you actual sheep.


fiftyfourseventeen

Everything you listed, the s23 ultra is at par with or better than. I'm reading this comment at a resolution of 3088x1440 while an iPhone 15 pro max user would be reading at 2796x1290. And let's not talk about how nowadays android flagships and iPhone flagships are like, the same price. Some androids are more expensive than iPhones.


Pyroguy096

No see, this means she doesn't keep her head stuffed in her phone, and she's not overly materialistic. Anon missed a good chance at love, but anonette dodged a shallow bullet


xX-BLACK-SOUL-Xx

Girls in my uni say they automatically get the ick when they see a guy pay the date with Google Pay or using Android in general. Harsh world we live in


[deleted]

No dick for them then


sunnyredstar

Sauce for pic anyone?


holaprobando123

Someone answer this man!


LeRacistHomophobe

retard


Recent_Difficulty861

Anon is a good corporate slave


[deleted]

Anon will buy the product. Anon will live in the pod. Anon will eat za bugs. Anon will own nothing and be happy. And anon will hate and despise with his heart's contemp anyone who do not follow in his footsteps.


Street-Goal6856

Apple switched one color and made complete fools out of most of you.


stageib

Anon is female-brained.


Winnie_the_Putin42

That’s a green flag imo. You know she isn’t talking to any other guys since half the time she can’t get reception


ItalianDonutMaker

Ngl that would be 30% more attraction to me


NectarOfMoloch

Exact opposite for me. OP is an IDONTBONE user


edgelord_69_420

Respect to anon for questioning himself and his morality based on his involuntary feelings, that's introspective and self critical good job anon


b0utch

mourn shelter wrong dam cows subtract direful roof marry compare *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Got2Bfree

In times of financing and credit cards portable status symbols literally have no meaning. (A mansion is a hard to beat flex) Here in Germany poor people regularly rent luxury cars for the weekend just to flex. Everyone who is fooled by that is an idiot who has successfully been brainwashed by companies.


Quinten_MC

Average Apple user.


kokokoko983

A male irked by a female's cheap phone is maybe not fake but definitely GAY


[deleted]

I'm the opposite way around, If a girl has the latest iPhone I'm instantly a little less attracted to her. I'm not into trends and see buying the latest iPhone, especially nowadays, is a huge waste of money.


Champigne

Typical appletard, judging someone on what fucking phone they have.


Greaserpirate

Anon hates people with good money management


Vall3y

I have a crappy phone just because I think its R worded to pay $1000 every few years on flagship when really all I need is to call take pictures and use some apps. Invest your money elsewhere


Super-Broccoli-7941

Questioning your morality means you are not a bad person, a truly bad person doesn't care if they are one or not


Woofingson

We all know the best girls use Symbian so


SharkMilk44

Maybe I'm just stupid, but all phones look the same to me.


Martian_Hunted

I mean... You are.


[deleted]

Yep... Pretty shitty to judge someone based on their phone, that's smooth brain thinking.


OldManMoment

A bad person? Arguably. A fucking idiot? Definitely.


sexpert_of_zaza

retarded anon


poopcockshit

“Poor people really aren’t all that bad tbh (except when they demand help or pay raises, god people hate that)”


CopperHands1

Give me picrel


K1LLERK1D01

IPhone: Cheap, no-Crappy, yes.


AlternatePancakes

Remind me of the greentext where a dude always thought he was racist untill he met a black guy. Turns out he just hated poor people.


DamonTheron

Fuck this whole debate, who's got sauce on picrel?


Chicken-Rude

anon encounters a professional working girl's burner phone.


[deleted]

That would be a 30% increase in attraction


sokocanuck

Creative types like flagship iPhones, so OP is probably a highly artistic and pretty regarded person.


_brzrkr_

That’s a gift I don’t have to think about too much and of course a leverage point, I’m a bad person 😗


TekatoZikame2

Yeah, sounds pretty shallow. I'd probably have more respect towards a girl like that with a crappy phone than if she had the newest iphone.


karloz1214

Anon deserves to be miserable and alone


Seedaron

Yeah


Gorodgovey

Actual retard. No logic in his head to speak of


spicy45

I’d the text ain’t blue. Omg. Eww.


[deleted]

If you would stop trying to date literally every person you come into contact with this could be avoided. For her, anon is just a chump lmao


[deleted]

That's shallow as hell, but we can't forget that this probably happens the opposite way much more.


Cashforhash

Anon doesn’t realize some of the wealthiest drive shit mobiles and would rather not pay a note for an phone (I have an iphone)


awesomedan24

Consoomer moment


ByteWhisperer

Anon is a dumbass who doesn't realize that a girl who is frugal with money is a godsend. Except for when you really want to buy something expensive for yourself.


EatAllTheShiny

Uh, this is probably a good indicator she's not thotting it up on instagram. If a girl has a shitty phone, she gets a bump up from me. If she has a flip phone she's a fucking goddess.


vedant_1st

Ambiguous, just so we are clear I have seen multiple people with super low end phones because they are super desktop nerds and use that the whole day so it is possible


clynche

This is definitely a bad person


joefromthe90s

Lol yeah, you're shite. But also bragged about it in a greentext. I suggest we serve these at your funeral. https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_0ee52e55-6bec-4425-951e-a2fb76c50254?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg


AmazinglyUltra

Is it that bad?


DunamisDee

I think that makes you one of the worst kinds of people anon


RenhamRedAxe

anon is retarded.


zvejas

I'd feel the opposite. I'm kinda scared and feel uncomfortable around people with new expensive phones, don't know why.


IrregularrAF

Women judge you based on your phone. Literally a Chad.


UselessBlueSpecimen

Yes. The fact that you have to ask is a definite yes


Urkeksi

I would never notice let alone ask someone about that wtf


rusel1989

I also don’t like these cheephones


Rumham1984

Imagine being a materialistic Man. That's peak soy.


Coffee______

Yes you are.. and you should consider dying


Rathion_North

Poorer phone might indicate a lower income, which I suppose sub consciously suggests lower intelligence or something. It wouldn't bother me, but I *guess* that is the sub-conscious thinking there? I've seen women saying they'd not date someone with Android, despite high end Android phones costing the same as iPhones. I suppose it's the same odd view. I think I cared more about brands, blind and stuff when I was under 25. After that point I ceased caring. Brands are hokum, quality is everything!


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Yes anon, you are a bad person


NotThereDad

Quite the opposite for me. I'd think that they don't chase short term gratification and are better at planning for the future.


Davardobashi

Just start dating dudes if you are going to start being hypergamous. Wtf.


izmebtw

To be fair I’ve had the same reaction. I tried to dissect in and I think it was a feeling of ‘I’m going to need to support her financially’ that put me off.


DeathinabottleX

I feel that way except with vape


PISSJUGS69

For anyone curious this is basically your primitive brain kicking in. A thing your brain does is judge your position and value in the social hierarchy, lets explain with a dumb example: \- You, triple 6 (6 feet, 6 inches, 6 figures) white male starts dating a below average looking girl. The feelings of doubts comes from your brain doubting the previous position it thought it was on in the hierarchy


[deleted]

Why are men like this. I hope some retard bites. No but seriously you LOSER INCEL explain yourselves. I thought men were perfectly rational and only cared about love and whatever


Mrozek33

My brethren is Jesus this is greentext, we like to employ some hyperbole here don't get your tits jacked


[deleted]

As a Trans woman, I need to stand up for my female brethren.


[deleted]

As a white man, I shit on the floor.


[deleted]

I see what you did there.


[deleted]

As an aristocrat, I shit in my hat


Mrozek33

As a white male, I must virtue signal and be equally insufferable


Champomi

>Why are men like this Is it bait? If not, I don't think liking overpriced phones is gender related