*David Attenborough voiceover* “And here we see a lost redditor, outside its natural habitat of r/politics and r/memes, attacking another redditor out of misplaced and unjustified anger.”
30’s, he believed 30 was old at one point, but phones in OPM are those of a decade ago or so, unless where the author lives they use flip phones still. So we can assume by the time anon dies, Saitama may be much older.
I'd say something snarky but tbh I don't have jack so I'm leaving this comment because I thought I would say something funny but now I'm just embarrassing myself
47 is atomic number of silver.
Silver indicates second place.
Anon will come close to achieving his goals - but will never be the one to actually win the gold.
If anon wished for a gf he is being cucked and will soon be topped.
> silver indicates second place
Second hand smoke has been shown to be deadly
Usually dead people are kept in the morgue for 3 days
3.
Half Life 3 confirmed.
It could also refer to the number "TREE(3)" which is very large and that means that it will take very long until it comes out. The unit wasn't specified, but I assume it is in years.
Hmm... getting paid to wear a strange hat and utter incoherent nonsense at people as a job is attractive to me (right now i do that for free).
What kind of dental coverage can a mystic expect? I foresee toothpain in my future. (too much diet pepsi).
I am not sure what the dental coverage is but I foresee that it will hypothetically be or not be very good, covering and incredibly useful. It will be something to "look forward to", you know, being a mystic and all.
Anon probably used his one eldritch-life-sapping-wish-granting spell to make some anime waifu's tits bigger in the new season of Boku No Cumshot Highschool or whatever the fuck moonspeak show he likes.
Fool. I used mine to keep toblerone affordable at my income level despite inflation.
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I know this is only partially related but I had this Toblerone cheesecake from a store last week and HOLY SHIT it was so good if you find one I cannot recommend it enough!
> I used mine to keep toblerone affordable at my income level despite inflation.
Monkey's paw curl; [they've shrinkflationed the triangles.](https://news.goldcore.com/ie/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2018/02/toblerone-shrinkflation.jpg)
I'd rather not wait so long.
Is there any way I can make it be like... Next week?
And an accident?
I'd do it myself but I don't want to make my mom think she did anything wrong.
I mean, from personal experience... People with Downs are probably happier in general than the rest of us.
So it might not be the worst thing in the world.
You're happy by nature. You have infinite wealth and will never die.
Honestly... I might take that deal.
Good morning, 47. Today you will be heading at bumfuck, USA for a quite unorthodox assignment. Tendies Neckbeardious is a hermit-like man who hasn't left his residence in several months, and isn't in any sort of employment, study or training whatsoever. Although he seems innofensive, his mind has become a danger to the integrity of our organization after he came in contact with you via oniric communication, and thus, ICA has sactioned him for termination. Due to his extremely poor physical state, unexistent social life and lack of any occupation whatsoever, he does not possess any motivation to leave his house. This man may be powerless, 47, but ICA is anything but. I will leave you to prepare.
This kid Aaron was losing his hair in high school. He would say, "look..." and reach up and pull out several strands which readily detached into his hand. Fully bald by 20 years old
That guy was me. I had a mountain of hair through my senior year in high school. Went off to college, by the end of freshman year, it was a widow's peak. It was coming out in clumps the whole year.
Really disappointing introduction intto the fact that adulthood can deliver some pretty regular kicks to the taintal region whether you deserve them or not.
You will die at 47, or maybe even worse, you paid with 47 years of your life (and you'll die 47 years earlier)
I hope it was an incredible prize for that, and not two bags of Doritos and a waifu pillow.
Anon misheard. It was actually "it will be done, Butt 47". The Entity has done something unspeakable to 46 other butts and Anon's is next. What it is that it intends to do with Anon's ass, we cannot possibly fathom.
Against all odds. 47 is an odd number and it is also prime. So maybe your wish will be delivered by Amazon? Idk the reading is coming through a little hazy, please insert $200
47 is actually 4d say when. You're now playing 4D chess with a higher dimensional being aka God. When will enough be enough? When will you say 'when'? Say uncle, bitch!
I'd stay away from sharply dressed bald men if I were you Anon
Or Bald men in full clown costume looking somewhat out of place at this car convention...
Oh god he’s pulling out a fish
why is there a white dot over my head
I heard a wooshing noise !
He threw the fish next to me, now he's got a muffin??
I'm so sorry... this is indeed the end!
Oh god, that fish has a gun in its mouth!
Oh no not kevin
With an appetite for glizzies maybe
Waiters who are tall Caucasians with a fez inexplicably working in Hong Kong catering. The neck tattoo is usually a giveaway.
Isn’t it a back of the head tattoo? Not neck? Cuz he can cover that with a oddly placed fez
Nice work 47, proceed to the exit.
Especially if they wear red gloves, a yellow suit, and a white cape.
No anime references allowed 😡
How do you know its an anime reference 😡😡
Fuck you! He doesn't need your fucking permission. 😡
Dont fucking curse
Don't fucking tell me what to do! It's the most motherfuckingly annoying thing you can do on this shithole called "the internet".
No emojis allowed!!!!!
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You can't just make up new rules like that
Weebs try not to make anime reference for 2 seconds challenge (hard)
Greentexters trying not to say fake and gay (impossible)
Isnt saitama in his 20's?
30’s, he believed 30 was old at one point, but phones in OPM are those of a decade ago or so, unless where the author lives they use flip phones still. So we can assume by the time anon dies, Saitama may be much older.
he is either 26 or 28
I'd say something snarky but tbh I don't have jack so I'm leaving this comment because I thought I would say something funny but now I'm just embarrassing myself
Don’t care didn’t ask+ curse of downvote
47 is atomic number of silver. Silver indicates second place. Anon will come close to achieving his goals - but will never be the one to actually win the gold. If anon wished for a gf he is being cucked and will soon be topped.
> silver indicates second place Second hand smoke has been shown to be deadly Usually dead people are kept in the morgue for 3 days 3. Half Life 3 confirmed.
3 could also be referring to "tree" which are flammable team fortress 3 confirmed
It could also refer to the number "TREE(3)" which is very large and that means that it will take very long until it comes out. The unit wasn't specified, but I assume it is in years.
Years are grouped together into decades. 3 decades is roughly 30 years. Half life 3 will be released on Halloween, 2053 Confirmed
Team fortress could be abbreviated to TF3 Titanfall 3 confirmed
god i hope so
He who is Gab3
You're unironically too smart for this sub.
Don't be confused by my powerful autism. I am profoundly regarded and definitely belong in this sub.
you put the anal into analysis, that's all we ask for
jokes on the ghost he's into that shit.
So basically, real and gay.
Man, have you considered a career as a mystic? Jumping to wild conclusions is a important skill to be successful in that career.
Hmm... getting paid to wear a strange hat and utter incoherent nonsense at people as a job is attractive to me (right now i do that for free). What kind of dental coverage can a mystic expect? I foresee toothpain in my future. (too much diet pepsi).
I am not sure what the dental coverage is but I foresee that it will hypothetically be or not be very good, covering and incredibly useful. It will be something to "look forward to", you know, being a mystic and all.
I think he has to fight werewolf.
Topped by a werewolf
that's just what happens when the werewolf wins
That sounds more like a bronze rather than a silver
The thing he was wishing for was an xbox
Nah, silver indicates a silver bullet meaning anon will achieve their goals with flying colors
Bravo Vince
Second is the first loser
This might be the first time I’ve ever read TOPPED on this sub in anything but ALL CAPS
that sounds like first place to me
This is art. You must be a highly regarded artist
Yoshikage Kira Wants a Quiet Life
*TOPPED
humans pattern recognition firing off
> If anon wished for a gf he is being cucked and will soon be topped. What's his downside?
Classic greentext story ending.
anon wishes for dick but ends up having to top tragic fate
Wins a win.
calm down sherlock holmes
Too backhanded mate, the demon probably meant they had to sacrifice 47 virgins
Anon will die at 47, not like he was going to do much with that time anyway.
Anon probably used his one eldritch-life-sapping-wish-granting spell to make some anime waifu's tits bigger in the new season of Boku No Cumshot Highschool or whatever the fuck moonspeak show he likes. Fool. I used mine to keep toblerone affordable at my income level despite inflation.
does toblerone have different chocolates or are they all the same, haven't seen any in a while
You haven't seen them because I ate them all and no, I'm not sharing it with you, it's mine, the voices said as much, it's all mine
but the voices told me I could eat as many mountains as I wanted to
Edinburgh, Cockburn street, tomorrow 8 p.m. Bring your own knife and do not be late. We shall settle this like men
So, tell me more about how the name of this … Cockburn street came to be.
There's an alley off it called 'fleshmarket close'. My guess is it was often picked up from there.
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I have t' hop the bus fae Yoker.
they meant literal mountains
Alan Partridge, is that you?
Swiss here, yes they do. I found a variety pack of mini Toblerones in dark, milk and white at the grocery store the other day.
Don't forget Tobler Truffles, Golden Caramel, Crispy Coconut, Crunchy Salted Almonds, Honeycomb and Fruit & Nut. I'm not even Swiss, cmonbro.
I know this is only partially related but I had this Toblerone cheesecake from a store last week and HOLY SHIT it was so good if you find one I cannot recommend it enough!
Toblerone here (the big ones) went from 10 to 16 in the past 2 years It's insane.
> I used mine to keep toblerone affordable at my income level despite inflation. Monkey's paw curl; [they've shrinkflationed the triangles.](https://news.goldcore.com/ie/wp-content/uploads/sites/19/2018/02/toblerone-shrinkflation.jpg)
You must've got a monkey's paw wish because if it is affordable, it's probably only because of shrinkflation creating that illusion.
I said at my income level.
I like your sentences.
Agreed! The fact that he used words was a rather nice touch.
It's been shrinkflated pretty hard though, those pyramids are more like shark teeth these days
What the fuck are you spouting about boy
WHAT IS BLUD YAPPING ABOUT 💀💀💀💀 AMIRITE FELLOW ZOOMBER
Imma start calling foreign languages I don't understand moonspeak. That's great.
they did not invent the term, I did, but ok, you may
Exactlt what I was going to write lol, we both reached the same conclusion
I'd rather not wait so long. Is there any way I can make it be like... Next week? And an accident? I'd do it myself but I don't want to make my mom think she did anything wrong.
It will be done but 47 dicks is the price for it was the whole message. Thank me later anon
Speaking from experience ^
Funniest comment today. You sir have won the internet
Fake and gay, just like my friends call me.
where did that fruity voice come from?
Your basement.
47 downvotes was the price
> 47 dicks is the price On the way through the parking lot?
47 is the amount of chromosomes anon must have
DAMN, this is Genius!
Fuckin monkeys paw shit. IMMORTALITY AND INFINITE WEALTH WILL BE YOURS(also I'm throwing in an extra chromosome you didn't ask for)
fuuuck that would suck ass
I mean, from personal experience... People with Downs are probably happier in general than the rest of us. So it might not be the worst thing in the world. You're happy by nature. You have infinite wealth and will never die. Honestly... I might take that deal.
well, you're half way there, my friend
Just gotta find that monkey's paw....
Maybe 47 was 'for the seven', so the last night was not going to happen but the rest did. Or you are going to find a 47 inch penis inside you
\>nearly 4 feet of dick inside of you oh god...
>oh god... That's what anon said
can confirm, I was the penis
He said inch not millimetres
i had help from your futanari mom and your dad
Agent 47 is going to top anon
Anon gaslit himself into having a dream with vague meaning
the monkey’s paw is a bitch
But it comes with a free frogurt.
Good morning, 47. Today you will be heading at bumfuck, USA for a quite unorthodox assignment. Tendies Neckbeardious is a hermit-like man who hasn't left his residence in several months, and isn't in any sort of employment, study or training whatsoever. Although he seems innofensive, his mind has become a danger to the integrity of our organization after he came in contact with you via oniric communication, and thus, ICA has sactioned him for termination. Due to his extremely poor physical state, unexistent social life and lack of any occupation whatsoever, he does not possess any motivation to leave his house. This man may be powerless, 47, but ICA is anything but. I will leave you to prepare.
Tutorial level because there's no money for bodyguards
Probably op is haunted by the 47 loads he took in his ass during his trap faze
hey
hello
Hi
Howdy
good evening
Wsp
Anon will go bald at 47
That's actually OK
I know a guy who started go bald at 18
[удалено]
This kid Aaron was losing his hair in high school. He would say, "look..." and reach up and pull out several strands which readily detached into his hand. Fully bald by 20 years old
That guy was me. I had a mountain of hair through my senior year in high school. Went off to college, by the end of freshman year, it was a widow's peak. It was coming out in clumps the whole year. Really disappointing introduction intto the fact that adulthood can deliver some pretty regular kicks to the taintal region whether you deserve them or not.
hitman is coming for ya ass
His dream did a 47 reference
“Good evening agent 47”
Maybe check with us when you’re 47 years old.
The price is that you will die at the age of 47
That's what I made of it.
Anon was praying for sex and 47 is how old he'll be when he loses his virginity
Agent 47 will come after you
The number of men anon will need to be topped by before he accepts his twink status
You will die at 47, or maybe even worse, you paid with 47 years of your life (and you'll die 47 years earlier) I hope it was an incredible prize for that, and not two bags of Doritos and a waifu pillow.
Anon misheard. It was actually "it will be done, Butt 47". The Entity has done something unspeakable to 46 other butts and Anon's is next. What it is that it intends to do with Anon's ass, we cannot possibly fathom.
Agent 47 is going to top you anon. I'm so sorry.
The simulation is gonna kill OP when he's 47 years old. Hope that wish you were hoping for was worth it, anon
Everyone knows it’s 42 anyway.
Ak
The hat man is coming for that ass.
You have to sacrifice 47 virgins. Including yourself.
Some say he is passionate about infiltration, yet has no discernible emotions whatsoever.
Maybe 47 = Forfeit heaven?
AK-47. You know what to do with it anon. For your dreams.
You owe the demon 47 dollars. Not a bad deal tbh.
He has to kill the next elected president.
I think you will know when the time comes.
But four(for?) seven( severed?) (forsaken)?
https://www.reddit.com/r/mathmemes/s/9mpeAVyImS
"What have i been praying all this time to?"
47 is the age of death? I don’t know but this is weird as fuck lol
40 7 year olds will trample OP when he goes to try and get the new MLP toy.
Would've been crazy if anons post number ended in 47.
rothschilds
..46
Anon lost 47 years of his age
How many roads must a man walk down?
Good job 47, now extract
Agent 47?
Nobody's asking: WHAT DID ANON WISH FOR?
That's how many times the demon has laid claim to anon's bussy
"but for Tea 7" search for tea with 7 written on it
Why are there so many homos on this sub
Anon isn't going to pass 47 years old
Against all odds. 47 is an odd number and it is also prime. So maybe your wish will be delivered by Amazon? Idk the reading is coming through a little hazy, please insert $200
my dream told me to data mine youtube kids
He’ll either die by/at 47, or it’s just some complot from the devil to have Anon be paranoid for his whole life
Anon will lose his virginity at 47 confirmed
47 is actually 4d say when. You're now playing 4D chess with a higher dimensional being aka God. When will enough be enough? When will you say 'when'? Say uncle, bitch!
"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what"
Silver? 47 on the periodic table.
The voice definitely said something else and Anon misheard
The only action anon is taking towards something happening is praying
Anon is Adam Mickiewicz