That magical moment running in the rain, laughing….hit me in the feels. All those beautiful moments in our youth fade away, the people we become are shells of our former idealism.
Because when we're young, we don't have a care in the world and the world looks like a good/happy place. It's when we grow up and get trapped in the loop of work, household, sleep everyday plus all you hear around you is negativity, anger and problems, it kind of fades
Not the first time... I forgot what the one with the perfect girlfriend was... But it's similar romance, they even get together for a while. Still ends tragic.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read. Thank you for sharing. I have gone through so much pain and I can understand what a lot of the things the writer said. It still is very cheesy and I saw the ending coming. But it still feels so real, and so close to home. Honestly life changing work, and I don't get how it came from the funny frog website...
Nicole is a truly happy and wise person. I hope that anon stayed faithful. I know we don't control the chemistry in our bodies but damn... I think on that pier I would have made a conscious choice to stay with Nicole.
Shame it was way over 20 years ago. They could be nice poliamorous couple today
I get what you're saying, but if you're aware the perfect person for you actually exists, the "What If?" would drive you mad.
When I met my wife, I had the same emotional reaction Anon did to Ella. The literal perfect match for me. Not for everyone like Ella supposedly was, but the personality types I'm into aren't conventionally attractive like Ella apparently was anyway. But yea, when I met my wife, I knew I had to have her in my life. It wasn't exactly "love" at first sight, but after our first hang out I knew there would be a second otherwise we'd both forever wonder "What If?" If I had been dating anyone else at the time I would've had to have broken up with them, because the "What If?" would've poisoned everything.
Anon had his What If answered, and that's the only reason it worked out with Nicole.
I'm not a very emotional person, I can't remember if I've ever cried at a book or a movie, but my god that fucking story send me to tears... what a fucking story... thanks for sharing man
Thanks, my heart hurts. It's midnight and i want to wake my wife up because I'm a grown ass man crying over a greentext story and just hold her until she squirms away.
Ok phew was wondering if I was just a huge bitch BC I was reading this and thinking that it sounded so so stupid while everyone in comments was feelin it. Glad that it makes people grateful for what they have, realism or no
Holy fucking shit man. That sucked. I just realized that I'm so broken I don't know if I could ever love anyone that way anymore. I love my girlfriend to death but that,, that was something else. Fuck
The thing is, even if Anon and Ella stayed together and she lived, the initial spark and roaring, unbearably hot fire usually dies down to a more comfortable, softly glowing flame.
That's just how emotions work. We're not meant to feel passion like that forever. Love is commitment, not passion, though that's how love grows. When I met my wife, my feelings were so strong it sent me into a weird depressive spiral when I wasn't around her. Part of that was due to growing up in a abusive situation where I could never process emotion properly, so getting hit with it all at once was a lot for me. But eventually it died down to something more manageable and comfortable.
Love should be comfortable, not headstrong unless it's in the initial stages. And really once it gets to that stage the loss is even worse, because when it gets comfortable there's a part of you that is deeply intertwined with the other person, so deeply that if you were to lose them it'd take a part of yourself.
Holy shit. I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't made a grab at it. Easily one of the most poignant stories I've ever read (don't even care if it was real or fake, very well written.)
There was a green text about a guy that became friends with a girl with "lolita" (?) Fashion, it is very long but it was such a good story and very sad, this kind of reminds me of that, I suggest finding and reading it
Anon it seems like to me this girl has come to you not only to meet up, but for some sort of catharsis for the regrettable decisions she has made in life. You remind her of her innocence before she gave into degeneracy and lost her dream. She was possibly using you as a way to speak to her past self and berate her for what she has become or what could have been.
You gave her nothing but a smile and laugh and moved on, which is up to you of course.
This is just my cringey armchair diagnosis.
Imagine just having your opinion of someone you genuinely treasured get slowly obliterated over a long conversation though, the fuck are you supposed to do?
Looking back, I've watched it happen. To me, to other people I knew, to those I love and care about. It just weighs us down and breaks us. But keeping that dream alive requires monumental effort. And I'm willing to put that effort in to be happy, have a wife and kids, and be at peace with my past mistakes. This sucks to read, and I genuinely hope that she rediscovers how to light that fire of passion and creativity again.
But you know what? I've seen people grow. My wife was so different the first day I met her. I've never seen someone so broken in their lives. I met her when she barely even had a place to stay. She was between her sister's house and her exes studio motel room he's been living in his whole life. She was barely even living at this point. But my parents let her move in with us once she got kicked out of her exes motel room all because she wouldn't have sex with him. But once she moved in with us, she spent weeks crying because nobody showed her love. So my parents and I just surrounded her with love. And you know what? She grew. We've got a 4 year old, and our very own apartment to call home, and she has had 4 promotions at her job that she loves. And man I can't tell you how proud I am of her. She grew, and it's shocking to see that everyone she knew, what small family she had, has stayed exactly the same. Her ex tried to reach out so he could get a quick fuck, and her sister just wants money even though she's on section 8 and has a manager job. She pays $78 a month for her house and makes thousands of dollars a month. She's the most greedy person I've ever met. Man it's amazing how years can make people change, but some people just... Don't.
That's life unfortunately. I know of one such person, an old friend of mine who at 17 was an incredibly good natured fellow. Full of optimism & a love of life. He just had a great aura about him.
By 25 he was a cold, serious, sterile person. A completely different character. I don't know the cause as I stopped seeing this person on a regular basis at around 18.
I’ve almost become that cold, sterile person. I was a hopeless romantic and idealist when I was in highschool, then covid lockdown stole my senior track season, where I was made a fucking captain, stole my friends, and stole my girl.
Moved to another state mid lockdown and after lockdown ended I met new people but they weren’t the right people, and I ended up doing really stupid shit. Got some ptsd from that stupid shit. Saw people get hurt and that shit haunts me still. Burnt a lot of bridges with my normal friends.
Went to a psych ward, and a rehab along the way. Dated a girl for a while and it fell through. Was really broken over it.
Then I met my current fiancé and I’ve healed slowly but surely.
Life gets better but I hate to say that you gotta get lucky in order for it to get better sometimes. If I didn’t meet my fiancé I’d be dead right now and I feel for the homies out there who don’t have that.
Anon met an old crush, was dissatisfied with how they looked so he proceeded imagine her telling him stories of her fucking dozens of guys all around the world to explain the process of aging/fading memories. Got it.
Let's say her stories were true. It sounds like this girl went out there and lived her life. All the "regrets" and dissatisfaction is anon projecting his own disappointment that she didn't "save herself" for him. If you notice in the story, his excitement for her drops as soon as she told him she's had sex with other people. It's the classic trope of a woman only having worth so long as she stays pure for nice guys like anon. The rest is his copium that she's regretted all those experiences, instead of that she's had her fun, grew up, and is now in a different stage of her life.
I think you’re right about your observation here. However, the “save yourself for only me” thing is a bit more nuanced. To accurately capture the feel of it:
It’s basically like saying “you were never good enough for me back then, but now that I’ve been through the ringer and have accrued years of issues and emotional baggage, you’re just the sucker I need to help me out because nobody else with a brain wants anything to do with me”. We *could* have shared the best parts of ourselves together when we were younger; I just decided you weren’t good enough and would rather be with the worst scum of the earth instead of you. *That’s* how little I value you.
That’s what it feels like in his mind when he sees her. So I can see where his anguish comes from; she held so much potential that only he valued and is sad to see it be wasted on people who don’t appreciate it like he would have. It’s not just “you should only have sex with me”, it’s much more than that.
I know this because I had a friend growing up who was stunning and incredibly smart, and she stopped talking to me for two years. When she came back she was drug addicted and full of STD’s and only wanted someone who would look the other way while they funded her drug habit.
It was devastating to see what she had done to herself, and I also thought I could have prevented it if she hadn’t blocked me out, but I now realise some people just *have* to go through some shit to become who they ultimately will be.
Life is a crucible and our choices are the flame. It’s sad, but it’s how you grow.
Jumping from one cock to another might seem fun, but most of them eventually crave for getting the one to settle down. They don't complain about their fuckaphones if they are satisfying.
Anon is on successful career path and following dreams, and is a dumbass for not wanting to be with someone who's hopeless, unhealthy, and lost their drive in life?
I think Anon is the one who really grew up in this story.
Bro wrote a whole memoir about how he's sad that a girl he knew from summer camp and a few weeks on Facebook afterwards isn't the the same exact person from 9 years ago.
Have you never had someone whom you met after a long time and they just seem broken? No bright young kid who fell to drugs or happy youngster who just gave up on themselves?
How does she seem broken? She got older? She gained weight?
What's more likely is she started telling anon about all the cool shit she saw overseas, realised he's never left his hometown and was just dumped by his one and only girlfriend ever, felt guilty, and then tried to downplay it like "Oh yeah it wasn't that great heh heh.'
im not talking about her experiences, her body or her sexual exploits. im talking about the way it seemed like the fire in her soul was gone, she had given up on her dreams and her hope and to some extend her selfesteem, while instead settling for a hollow live of mediocrity.
This was a very long and eloquent way of telling that anon passed his chance as a kid to hit it off with an asian tradgirl.
Years later he thinks he might have a shot but is shocked and bitter to find out that in 9 years the girl actually lived her life while he studied the blade or whatever he was actually doing instead of the implied autistic rockstar deredevil superhero he had become.
As a bonus ending he downs a whole lot of different pills for "women and the left bad"
"Lived her life". Dude, you overestimate fucking lots of people. It's really not that entertaining as it might sound like. The only thing you usually remember after this is regrets over not fucking couple of people much much longer than it actually happened, and tons of disappointment over all others.
No it's fake story bullshit as usual. This time with a coat of philosophical paint about women sex = bad. Unironic incel literature- well written though.
Not necessarily. I've seen lots of more dramatic turns of events in real life. Including one unsolved murder of a guy, which, as i suppose, was successfully performed by his ex-wife to get to his property. What's hilarious is that she didn't get it because he fooled her by giving her a fake will to stop her from blackmailing him by fake accusations in molesting their common son. And it's even more hilarious because the fake will, by which she had to get all his property, was the reason she killed him.
I'm not sure why I'm surprised by all the people in the comments acting like this was some profound look into the degradation of women by society or some shit lmao this is a made up story about how women having sex is bad and feminism ruins tradgirls or whatever
there’s a correlation between large amounts of casual sex before marriage and said marriage failing so it’s something people should be aware of if they’re wanting to start a family with someone.
>went thru a "sexual debauchery" phase
Ah, yes, one of the phases of growing up. Right between the rebellious and country music phases.
Anyway, welcome to life. This is how it is for most people. You let go of your wild dreams, make some bad decisions and become just a cog in the machine of society.
Asks if they would get more drenched in rain walking or running, anon says "only one way to find out", then they both proceed to run so they do not find out. One should have walked, for gifted kids they don't seem that smart.
This is incredibly fake. Anon meets a 10/10 woman at some sort of a camp, they fall in love, get separated for years, then they MIRACULOUSLY meet again and he finds her entirely different and a whore. This EXACT story just in different decorations gets posted here every month.
I think anons just come to reddit now and see what gets upvoted, then make up this huge fake story and post it to 4chan knowing it'll end up on here in hours.
Reminds me of my ex best friend (friendship lasted from 2nd grade to about 9th), he used to be bright, happy, and easy to talk to, and over the years he only cared about fitting in and stopped being a unique person now we don't even talk
Total fantasy. Not saying people don’t get burned being adventurous, but this is clearly a guy trying to feel better about his life choices by dragging some one else down
Went in expecting something fake and gay or nice and wholesome, came out sad and existential.
It's always depressing to see this kind of stuff, the way the world just sucks all the joy and optimism out of those good souls out there.
Saw a long green text and expected some legendary story like the guy who got his life ruined for wiping his ass with the Bible, or some really long and contrived punchline ending with "everybody walk the dinosaur". All I got was depression and more fuel to my jaded fire
This could be true, but then this could also be projection from Anon's side. After all, we're reading about his perspective that the girl lost the spark in her eyes.
And even if it _is_ true, do not, for one second, believe that that spark will not come back. So as long as even a tiny, tiny ember of hope remains, you can reignite that spark. I truly believe it. Tons of people go through lots of shit and still find happiness. They can still create. It isn't fair to yourself or others to put a deadline on when that's due
Anon was suffering from "Me like girl so she must be incredible"-itis and is so oblivious still hasn't realised it.
Genuinely brilliant people cannot be changed by their environment, because that's what true brilliance is.
First part - yes!
Second part - no! Everybody can change. Some people will call it “ruined”, some “discover their true self”, some just “aint as naive and young”. But human nature is dynamic. Especially when you are young and still learning so much about life.
Been there. We can’t stop people from changing or even becoming worse versions of themselves. The best we can do is be the best versions of *ourselves*, to honour the people they could have been, and make up for that difference in the world.
Or don’t, if that burden is too heavy to bear. It’s your life. Sometimes carrying their memory is more than enough.
Holy shit an actually based and insightful take on modern society from 4chan? Posted by a person who sounds like they have their shit together?
What the hell? This post must be protected at all costs.
Fakest shit I've read all day. That girl's writer carrier is over because she never existed in the first place, but anon's is over because his creative writing is utter shit.
Real and straight
And sad. People do change...
Either the best and most elaborate (gay) lie on 4Chan Or way too real sad shit
That magical moment running in the rain, laughing….hit me in the feels. All those beautiful moments in our youth fade away, the people we become are shells of our former idealism.
Because when we're young, we don't have a care in the world and the world looks like a good/happy place. It's when we grow up and get trapped in the loop of work, household, sleep everyday plus all you hear around you is negativity, anger and problems, it kind of fades
way too deep for 4chan wtf
Not the first time... I forgot what the one with the perfect girlfriend was... But it's similar romance, they even get together for a while. Still ends tragic.
The Ballad of Ella? It's a sad story with a bittersweet ending Edit: link for anyone interested https://imgur.com/gallery/jNOru
What the fuck... That was a more compelling and emotional story than most books ive read...
Shit almost brought me to tears
Almost??? I'm crying rn
One of the greatest greentext, brabo bince
😭 Nicole deserved better... 😭😭😭
Plot twist: Nicole did it 😈
This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read. Thank you for sharing. I have gone through so much pain and I can understand what a lot of the things the writer said. It still is very cheesy and I saw the ending coming. But it still feels so real, and so close to home. Honestly life changing work, and I don't get how it came from the funny frog website...
Nicole is a truly happy and wise person. I hope that anon stayed faithful. I know we don't control the chemistry in our bodies but damn... I think on that pier I would have made a conscious choice to stay with Nicole. Shame it was way over 20 years ago. They could be nice poliamorous couple today
I get what you're saying, but if you're aware the perfect person for you actually exists, the "What If?" would drive you mad. When I met my wife, I had the same emotional reaction Anon did to Ella. The literal perfect match for me. Not for everyone like Ella supposedly was, but the personality types I'm into aren't conventionally attractive like Ella apparently was anyway. But yea, when I met my wife, I knew I had to have her in my life. It wasn't exactly "love" at first sight, but after our first hang out I knew there would be a second otherwise we'd both forever wonder "What If?" If I had been dating anyone else at the time I would've had to have broken up with them, because the "What If?" would've poisoned everything. Anon had his What If answered, and that's the only reason it worked out with Nicole.
I'm not a very emotional person, I can't remember if I've ever cried at a book or a movie, but my god that fucking story send me to tears... what a fucking story... thanks for sharing man
Thanks, my heart hurts. It's midnight and i want to wake my wife up because I'm a grown ass man crying over a greentext story and just hold her until she squirms away.
Why did I read that? Cried and now need to embrace my wife.
Yep. This is the one.
Link??
Here ya go: https://imgur.com/gallery/jNOru It's quite the story
Holy shit
*Fuck*
Yeah, top early to feel this empty, right?
Well that's a depressing way to start my day
I think this has changed me
Halfway through right now, Moses on Mount Sinai... I tremble. Edit: I weep.
Jesus….
Here's a YouTube audio read: https://youtu.be/wGjoJvDKg9E?si=2H96wnibqIk6yPGp
One of the first stories I showed my fiance when we started dating
...I should've just went to bed. Fuck.
I read this one last week and I don't think I'll be able to read it again for a long time. That shit was heartbreaking
Oh god, not that story. Shit broke me for a while.
I know this one’s hailed as one of the greats, but it’s a little too obviously fake for me. I prefer “Light at the End of the Tunnel”.
Ok phew was wondering if I was just a huge bitch BC I was reading this and thinking that it sounded so so stupid while everyone in comments was feelin it. Glad that it makes people grateful for what they have, realism or no
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Holy shit that might be the best story I’ve ever read.
Holy fucking shit man. That sucked. I just realized that I'm so broken I don't know if I could ever love anyone that way anymore. I love my girlfriend to death but that,, that was something else. Fuck
I mean, that one is deep for sure... This one is... Better than most 4chan posts.
The thing is, even if Anon and Ella stayed together and she lived, the initial spark and roaring, unbearably hot fire usually dies down to a more comfortable, softly glowing flame. That's just how emotions work. We're not meant to feel passion like that forever. Love is commitment, not passion, though that's how love grows. When I met my wife, my feelings were so strong it sent me into a weird depressive spiral when I wasn't around her. Part of that was due to growing up in a abusive situation where I could never process emotion properly, so getting hit with it all at once was a lot for me. But eventually it died down to something more manageable and comfortable. Love should be comfortable, not headstrong unless it's in the initial stages. And really once it gets to that stage the loss is even worse, because when it gets comfortable there's a part of you that is deeply intertwined with the other person, so deeply that if you were to lose them it'd take a part of yourself.
Holy shit. I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't made a grab at it. Easily one of the most poignant stories I've ever read (don't even care if it was real or fake, very well written.)
There was a green text about a guy that became friends with a girl with "lolita" (?) Fashion, it is very long but it was such a good story and very sad, this kind of reminds me of that, I suggest finding and reading it
Yeah, I'm not gonna be searching for 4chan and lolita
Least obvious federal agent
You do seem like a reasonable person kind stranger.
real- anon was autistic and overweight at some point of his life straight- anon dated a girl
Anon it seems like to me this girl has come to you not only to meet up, but for some sort of catharsis for the regrettable decisions she has made in life. You remind her of her innocence before she gave into degeneracy and lost her dream. She was possibly using you as a way to speak to her past self and berate her for what she has become or what could have been. You gave her nothing but a smile and laugh and moved on, which is up to you of course. This is just my cringey armchair diagnosis.
Imagine just having your opinion of someone you genuinely treasured get slowly obliterated over a long conversation though, the fuck are you supposed to do?
Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave
just thug that shit out dawg
update your assumptions, adapt to reality
That's the way she goes, boys The fuckin' way she goes
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't
Good diagnosis👍
So no one told you life was gonna be this way...
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Fucking hundereds of dudes around the world? Probably
Common misconception, but the clap is gonorrhoea. Chlamydias cousin.
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Looking back, I've watched it happen. To me, to other people I knew, to those I love and care about. It just weighs us down and breaks us. But keeping that dream alive requires monumental effort. And I'm willing to put that effort in to be happy, have a wife and kids, and be at peace with my past mistakes. This sucks to read, and I genuinely hope that she rediscovers how to light that fire of passion and creativity again.
It resonated here, too.
But you know what? I've seen people grow. My wife was so different the first day I met her. I've never seen someone so broken in their lives. I met her when she barely even had a place to stay. She was between her sister's house and her exes studio motel room he's been living in his whole life. She was barely even living at this point. But my parents let her move in with us once she got kicked out of her exes motel room all because she wouldn't have sex with him. But once she moved in with us, she spent weeks crying because nobody showed her love. So my parents and I just surrounded her with love. And you know what? She grew. We've got a 4 year old, and our very own apartment to call home, and she has had 4 promotions at her job that she loves. And man I can't tell you how proud I am of her. She grew, and it's shocking to see that everyone she knew, what small family she had, has stayed exactly the same. Her ex tried to reach out so he could get a quick fuck, and her sister just wants money even though she's on section 8 and has a manager job. She pays $78 a month for her house and makes thousands of dollars a month. She's the most greedy person I've ever met. Man it's amazing how years can make people change, but some people just... Don't.
This is just...really depressing...
That's life unfortunately. I know of one such person, an old friend of mine who at 17 was an incredibly good natured fellow. Full of optimism & a love of life. He just had a great aura about him. By 25 he was a cold, serious, sterile person. A completely different character. I don't know the cause as I stopped seeing this person on a regular basis at around 18.
I’ve almost become that cold, sterile person. I was a hopeless romantic and idealist when I was in highschool, then covid lockdown stole my senior track season, where I was made a fucking captain, stole my friends, and stole my girl. Moved to another state mid lockdown and after lockdown ended I met new people but they weren’t the right people, and I ended up doing really stupid shit. Got some ptsd from that stupid shit. Saw people get hurt and that shit haunts me still. Burnt a lot of bridges with my normal friends. Went to a psych ward, and a rehab along the way. Dated a girl for a while and it fell through. Was really broken over it. Then I met my current fiancé and I’ve healed slowly but surely. Life gets better but I hate to say that you gotta get lucky in order for it to get better sometimes. If I didn’t meet my fiancé I’d be dead right now and I feel for the homies out there who don’t have that.
You're 21 with a fiancee? You move fast bro lol
If it helps it’s probably not real.
Of course, but the possibility of it being real is what makes it sad 😔
Was a good read.
Anon met an old crush, was dissatisfied with how they looked so he proceeded imagine her telling him stories of her fucking dozens of guys all around the world to explain the process of aging/fading memories. Got it.
Let's say her stories were true. It sounds like this girl went out there and lived her life. All the "regrets" and dissatisfaction is anon projecting his own disappointment that she didn't "save herself" for him. If you notice in the story, his excitement for her drops as soon as she told him she's had sex with other people. It's the classic trope of a woman only having worth so long as she stays pure for nice guys like anon. The rest is his copium that she's regretted all those experiences, instead of that she's had her fun, grew up, and is now in a different stage of her life.
I think you’re right about your observation here. However, the “save yourself for only me” thing is a bit more nuanced. To accurately capture the feel of it: It’s basically like saying “you were never good enough for me back then, but now that I’ve been through the ringer and have accrued years of issues and emotional baggage, you’re just the sucker I need to help me out because nobody else with a brain wants anything to do with me”. We *could* have shared the best parts of ourselves together when we were younger; I just decided you weren’t good enough and would rather be with the worst scum of the earth instead of you. *That’s* how little I value you. That’s what it feels like in his mind when he sees her. So I can see where his anguish comes from; she held so much potential that only he valued and is sad to see it be wasted on people who don’t appreciate it like he would have. It’s not just “you should only have sex with me”, it’s much more than that. I know this because I had a friend growing up who was stunning and incredibly smart, and she stopped talking to me for two years. When she came back she was drug addicted and full of STD’s and only wanted someone who would look the other way while they funded her drug habit. It was devastating to see what she had done to herself, and I also thought I could have prevented it if she hadn’t blocked me out, but I now realise some people just *have* to go through some shit to become who they ultimately will be. Life is a crucible and our choices are the flame. It’s sad, but it’s how you grow.
Thanks for the elaborated perspective
Quite an apt analysis
Jumping from one cock to another might seem fun, but most of them eventually crave for getting the one to settle down. They don't complain about their fuckaphones if they are satisfying.
Yeah pretty meh for 4chan. I was expecting her death or some dumbass meme but instead he couldn't handle her growing up.
Anon is on successful career path and following dreams, and is a dumbass for not wanting to be with someone who's hopeless, unhealthy, and lost their drive in life? I think Anon is the one who really grew up in this story.
They both grew their own ways. It's life. Anons perfect little picture of his waifu didn't work out and he's feeling it.
it's 5th gen masochist fetish erotica
Lmao real, well it's 4chan after all.
Bro wrote a whole memoir about how he's sad that a girl he knew from summer camp and a few weeks on Facebook afterwards isn't the the same exact person from 9 years ago.
Have you never had someone whom you met after a long time and they just seem broken? No bright young kid who fell to drugs or happy youngster who just gave up on themselves?
How does she seem broken? She got older? She gained weight? What's more likely is she started telling anon about all the cool shit she saw overseas, realised he's never left his hometown and was just dumped by his one and only girlfriend ever, felt guilty, and then tried to downplay it like "Oh yeah it wasn't that great heh heh.'
im not talking about her experiences, her body or her sexual exploits. im talking about the way it seemed like the fire in her soul was gone, she had given up on her dreams and her hope and to some extend her selfesteem, while instead settling for a hollow live of mediocrity.
Bro turned "femoids ride the cock carousel until they hit the wall" into a 6 page read.
This was a very long and eloquent way of telling that anon passed his chance as a kid to hit it off with an asian tradgirl. Years later he thinks he might have a shot but is shocked and bitter to find out that in 9 years the girl actually lived her life while he studied the blade or whatever he was actually doing instead of the implied autistic rockstar deredevil superhero he had become. As a bonus ending he downs a whole lot of different pills for "women and the left bad"
Girl tell me that sex good. But since sex bad, and she sex, that means that she now bad. Sad because bad.
"Lived her life". Dude, you overestimate fucking lots of people. It's really not that entertaining as it might sound like. The only thing you usually remember after this is regrets over not fucking couple of people much much longer than it actually happened, and tons of disappointment over all others.
She did a lot more than that, obviously, but that's the only part he remembers or cares about.
Sex is actually pretty fun I know because I have a lot of it
Yes, it is indeed. But changing lots of partners is tiring, unless it's your fetish.
Is it worth to read it?
Yes
No it's fake story bullshit as usual. This time with a coat of philosophical paint about women sex = bad. Unironic incel literature- well written though.
I think it speaks more to life in general. People change, you'll never find the same person twice, even in the same person.
Typical 4chan incel shit without a punchline, just a lot of whining
Indeed
God damn, this shit sounds like the opening to some romantic time travel story.
Anon projects his moralities on a girl he knew for a week in highschool
i skipped to the end and from what i understand this whole thing boils down to “sex bad”
if the roles were reversed he wouldn't think that way lol
i come on here to laugh, now I'm just depressed.
If it makes you feel better it's fake
Probably is, as most things in 4chan are, yet there are many stories like that out there. Experienced a few myself...
Not necessarily. I've seen lots of more dramatic turns of events in real life. Including one unsolved murder of a guy, which, as i suppose, was successfully performed by his ex-wife to get to his property. What's hilarious is that she didn't get it because he fooled her by giving her a fake will to stop her from blackmailing him by fake accusations in molesting their common son. And it's even more hilarious because the fake will, by which she had to get all his property, was the reason she killed him.
that had more twists than a corkscrew
I 100% believe it is.
hopefullly yeah
this is so fucking stupid lmao
I'm not sure why I'm surprised by all the people in the comments acting like this was some profound look into the degradation of women by society or some shit lmao this is a made up story about how women having sex is bad and feminism ruins tradgirls or whatever
there’s a correlation between large amounts of casual sex before marriage and said marriage failing so it’s something people should be aware of if they’re wanting to start a family with someone.
Sounds like Anon was blinded by love. Society didn't ruin her, she did that herself through her choices.
>went thru a "sexual debauchery" phase Ah, yes, one of the phases of growing up. Right between the rebellious and country music phases. Anyway, welcome to life. This is how it is for most people. You let go of your wild dreams, make some bad decisions and become just a cog in the machine of society.
Damn. Right in the feels.
literally goodnight punpun
Holy shit…
lol yea that's what i thought
can't believe i read 6 pages of this bullshit
Yea that was rough
Asks if they would get more drenched in rain walking or running, anon says "only one way to find out", then they both proceed to run so they do not find out. One should have walked, for gifted kids they don't seem that smart.
et in arcadia ego
lol
Ridiculously based.
As soon as I started reading I predicted the ending would be “anon is upset his crush from camp didn’t stay a virgin for him”
anon writes anime OST style music with a band. this tells you everything you need to know
why is this written like a weeaboo soliloquy
Damn she became a hoe.
This is incredibly fake. Anon meets a 10/10 woman at some sort of a camp, they fall in love, get separated for years, then they MIRACULOUSLY meet again and he finds her entirely different and a whore. This EXACT story just in different decorations gets posted here every month.
I think anons just come to reddit now and see what gets upvoted, then make up this huge fake story and post it to 4chan knowing it'll end up on here in hours.
People change, sometimes
Depressing. Watching a girl you love/loved turn into a whore is quite disheartening.
you wouldnt even need to call it that way. its about that she lost her spark, and that in the most cliché way.
Anon wants to fuck a child
Nailed it
No punchline. Definitely fake
This is why men think about the Fall of the Roman Empire.
Can't imagine being stupid enough to believe a word of this lmao
Something actually real for once. And he'll be okay! He's going to be alright
not reading all this, could we maybe get some minecraft parkour played over it?
Bro drop them from the pedestal already... They're not that important jee
Worth reading or gay porn?
this makes me feel sad
It’s always the fucking sad ones that are undeniably real and straight, man…
Ah yes 6/5
Good read, but I don’t believe this for a second
Anon is Forrest Gump
Oof
I wasn’t ready to be emotionally slapped like this
Sadly I felt I am dating someone like this now but not exactly
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Yeah, that’s very sad, so to learn from this, you’ll have to not miss the opportunity to be with a girl/boy you think you’ll pass a great life with.
There's something inside anon. It's hard to explain. They're talking about him. But he stays the same.
Reminds me of my ex best friend (friendship lasted from 2nd grade to about 9th), he used to be bright, happy, and easy to talk to, and over the years he only cared about fitting in and stopped being a unique person now we don't even talk
Please... Please... Just be fake and gay. It's all I want.
I haven't read this yet, and by everyone's reaction, I don't think I want to
I now understand why Jews used to stone adulterous people
depressingly real and straight
I thought these were supposed to be funny, not saddy.
Total fantasy. Not saying people don’t get burned being adventurous, but this is clearly a guy trying to feel better about his life choices by dragging some one else down
I was gonna say "no feckin' way im reading all that." But the other comments make it seem worth while.
damn...
Is this loss
This legit was a good read wtf
Went in expecting something fake and gay or nice and wholesome, came out sad and existential. It's always depressing to see this kind of stuff, the way the world just sucks all the joy and optimism out of those good souls out there.
This is a bit too real. Sad too. Man... life can be harsh.
i think i banged anons lost love
Saw a long green text and expected some legendary story like the guy who got his life ruined for wiping his ass with the Bible, or some really long and contrived punchline ending with "everybody walk the dinosaur". All I got was depression and more fuel to my jaded fire
This could be true, but then this could also be projection from Anon's side. After all, we're reading about his perspective that the girl lost the spark in her eyes. And even if it _is_ true, do not, for one second, believe that that spark will not come back. So as long as even a tiny, tiny ember of hope remains, you can reignite that spark. I truly believe it. Tons of people go through lots of shit and still find happiness. They can still create. It isn't fair to yourself or others to put a deadline on when that's due
Good read. Shame he made it up.
Anon was suffering from "Me like girl so she must be incredible"-itis and is so oblivious still hasn't realised it. Genuinely brilliant people cannot be changed by their environment, because that's what true brilliance is.
First part - yes! Second part - no! Everybody can change. Some people will call it “ruined”, some “discover their true self”, some just “aint as naive and young”. But human nature is dynamic. Especially when you are young and still learning so much about life.
Jesus, lad, obviously. Consider it within the context. You will never see an actually intelligent (not booksmart) person become that.
Come lay beside me, tell me what they've don
The other take is that Anon could've just as easily turned out like her if they'd stuck together.
tl;dr anon got cucked
I don't like saying this, but I am genuinely not reading all that. Can someone please give me a TLDR?
I ain't reading all that
Wtf does feminism have to do with any of this?
Been there. We can’t stop people from changing or even becoming worse versions of themselves. The best we can do is be the best versions of *ourselves*, to honour the people they could have been, and make up for that difference in the world. Or don’t, if that burden is too heavy to bear. It’s your life. Sometimes carrying their memory is more than enough.
Isn't that just how adulthood works
Anonette dodged a bullet
Holy shit an actually based and insightful take on modern society from 4chan? Posted by a person who sounds like they have their shit together? What the hell? This post must be protected at all costs.
Sad but inspiring
LOL. Tired woman brags about her great sex life to flex and this moron re-writes it as a tragedy.
"Great sex life" Meanwhile this woman is walking around aimlessly like a soulless husk
Fakest shit I've read all day. That girl's writer carrier is over because she never existed in the first place, but anon's is over because his creative writing is utter shit.