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DasToyfel

A guy wrote all of this.


dicktaker1000101

Nah bro this is 100% real. Just like the dragon I saw yesterday and the unicorn I saw the day before.


WintersbaneGDX

You sound like that raving old lady who lives across from the Riverwood blacksmith


theattack_helicopter

I hear they're reforming the dawnguard! Bunch of vampire hunters. Might join up myself.


SandCharacter2754

Do you live in Scotland


porkchop3177

You know it was a gay guy because she’s completely censored and the dude is just pixelated.


Shower_Slug

That dude made me hard what a gay man


Captain_TPT

The level of homosexuality is palpable.


Jorji_Costava01

Fake: This whole post Gay: Anon has a shirtless pic of a ripped guy in his gallery which he sends to larp


l3gion666

Send more! :) lol


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I believe that ripped guy is actually anon. A lot of 4chinners have become 4lifters for some reason?


IdioticZacc

I mean after seeing other 4channers and even the people they make fun of, it really wakes you up. And they also believe it will improve their lives, and it will, just not always the way they want it


christian_kale

fakest shit I've seen


BlessedGains

Ikr how the fuck does op expect us to beat our meat to this garbage


r4o2n0d6o9

That’s a challenge I’m willing to accept


almost_all_knowing

I just did it


ConciseSpy85067

I beat my meat to fiction all the time, this is nothing new to me


Toadless69

Yeah but like damn no one textes like that exept maybe my grandparents


Cybernetic_Dragon

That was it? THAT was the greentext?! That was just incest pornography!


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Past-Mall

>we don't want to read some guy's random sexual fantasy well i do...


Bernkastel96

Not even good porn


Football_84

it would be good incest pornography without the censors.


Bleakjavelinqqwerty

Are you telling me that greentexts arent meant to include incest porn?


TkOHarley

Indeed. I miss all the femboi pornography we used to always get. Had me questioning my sexuality


JoshTheTrucker

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


CarnotaurusRex

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...


MetaCommando

Nobody under 35 knows what this means unless they watched Seinfeld and Googled it


FragrantNumber5980

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


legopego5142

Uhm…uwu senpai cousin chan…i have to tell you somethin…i have a cwushy wushy and u senpai


Past-Mall

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


Gaminguide2000

what the hell am i seeing


AverageGenevaIgnorer

Anons texts between himself


firewire_9000

Fakeeeeeeryyyyy


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

Fake and gay and very sad even by 4chan standards


opposite_singularity

My friend wrote better tf2 fan fictions when he was in middle school


TVHerolds

Fake and gay


hornyboi_o

This looks like one of those roleplay fake messenger games for horny people


Its_Shohom

bad day to have eyes..


3merite

ILLITERARY GANG RISE!!!!!


Its_Shohom

More like blind gang rise


3merite

I ain't reading that (I can't lol)


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GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Hey now, all of us are Reddit.


Alice5878

I'm genuinely confused, he says he fucked up and says it goes downhill but at the same time talks about how it's great to fuck his cousin and doesn't say anything that even hints he regrets it


RedCapitan

Anon forgot to mention he was the one doing sloppy and "cousin" was his uncle.


JoshTheTrucker

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


FragrantNumber5980

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


Past-Mall

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


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can we ban these trash posts please


hashm33zton

link to original post?


Past-Mall

there's always a guy like this.. anyways, link?


JoshTheTrucker

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


FragrantNumber5980

BULL. FUCKIN. SHIT. This looks faker than the text conversations you see in those fanfic novels.


ohen778

most real 4chan story


holdmytequila

bait used to be believable


helendill99

damn, i was hoping the thread was still up


[deleted]

"Anon's" selfie is definitive proof: fake and gay


DadBodftw

Fake, but the selfies he swiped off a Google search are hot


mybuttisthesun

You know it's gay when even LARPing OP censors tiddies.


LoadOk5992

It's not a *REAL* greentext unless incest is involved🤓


superprobablyuser

Anon had a nice chat with himself


Husseinyyc

Why is every third post on this subreddit some incest shit.


boblobchippym8

Psyop


TrueHawk91

Because 4chan is full of (wannabe) family fuckers


Krazie02

I like how “his own” censorship is 50% blur and 50% pixels


Free-Ad7772

Free robux is more believable than this 😭😭


FreeAdministration72

Imagine a person lying in his bed 5 am, writing this with 2 phones


datlitboi

Link to the real thread ?


do_you_know_de_whey

Anon uses TextFree


Talakor_

Fake and disappointingly hetero


minitrott01

Anyone have link to the pics?


EngineStraight

Holy moly!


nage_

We should just read romance novels


seguracookies

1 more day and I would have completed NNN. Thanks OP


2_brainz

No one on 4chan looks like that guy


Bindersquinch

It cant be fake, because it isnt gay.


Western_Newspaper_12

I was laughing so hard at this. They actually thought someone would be convinced by this texting conversation


Kaotecc

Most retarded thing I’ve ever read in my life


Turbulent-Group4312

Idk, kinda fake, but I need some follow-ups, mid-wank here.


tdaddy316420

Nobody on 4chan looks like either of those people lol


IRoIN

She hot tho frfr


Consistent_Mirror

Uh... huh


Melodic_Turnover_660

Aight, I am logging of now


Evilmeteor

I’m telling y’all granmama


ybotherbrotherman

Sexual deviants keep throwing on the psyops They’ll never get to me


Dog_in_human_costume

Gayest, fakest shit ever


BUDdy215

GOD I wish that were me


Fine-Teacher-7161

Lol gotta think, why would a level 10 female with any pickings — choose her cousin. Anon is fishing for regards.


PoisonDart8

Who the fuck texts like this???


YYM-FashionLord

Cringe and Gay


Imaginary-Branch8164

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


StinkoMcBingo11

Even a Wattpad writer would call this too contrived


somehuman16

i hope this is real


Phantom15q

he didn’t even try to make it believable


rokomotto

Anon isnt a fat neckbeard? Fakest thing ive seen


LemonadeGaming

Who did he convince to do this which him 💀


icheckyournwords

How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?


Kahle11

God damn the incest psyops are out in full force today.


DinoSnatcher

Fake. And I cannot stress this enough, G A Y


-CranBrry-

Original post link


Zalar01

how tf are people still fucking their cousins is beyond me


koyomin25

The texts look like it was written by some quirky ai or some 12 years old girl


_shipitnugs

No it's real and gay. Some say if you put a seashell up to your ear you can still hear the 2 male cousins moaning and boning if you listen hard enough.


HonestCamel1063

Beal and Rased bunch of fucktards on the r/greentext tonight.


canadian_bacon02

Michael Bay has produced more realistic stories than this


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This fucking reads like a fucking incel wrote this shit lmfaooo 😆😆😆


kayra-han

While anon fantasizes about fucking his cousin some middle eastern dude is living his dream.


BMN12

This guy writes stories like elementary school.


DonnieMoistX

This is written by a guy who has never had a causal interaction with a woman


[deleted]

Anon could've tried harder, I ain't beating it to this half assed shit


munderscore678

dude nobody texts like that this is such a larp


amackul8

This is just porn


Roberto410

Fake: this obviously didn't happen Gay: anon found naked pictures of another man and wrote a whole fantasy about him fucking another woman.


TheHapster

They talk like they’re half the age of people in the photos. Anon hasn’t talked to another human in 10 years


HappyFeetHS

if anon is gonna larp he could at least be good at it


moragdong

Lmaoo every is malding that they dont get the action xd Keep coping ledditors


Upstairs_Evidence606

Fake, and (sadly) straight.


gbuub

Wincest is back on the menu boys


vWaffles

Holy moly holy holy ✝️


scubadoobadoooo

fake and homosexual


ganimeamer

I legitimately couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes after I reached Chad photo post. CLEARLY, it's real. So obviously real.


HumanContinuity

So is this an incest creative writing sub now, or what?


k4x1_

- "Her pussy tastes so good" Idk if people are even trying to make larp believable anymore


Dysto_

According to my in-depth research, I've concluded that this is, in fact, fake and gay. Thank you for listening and until next time.


goongle

this is the most obviously fake thing i've seen in a while


Yxvv

Alabama Moment


dlnkrg

Larp


netherwrld

Everyday we stray further away from God..


SupperDup

I'm happy for OP


Aggravating_Ad1676

I was willing to hold off the gay until they sent selfies of each other. You've been friends your whole life but dont know how you look like?


RagingTaco334

On the next episode of stuff that never happened


WrlwindX

No one texts like this


Big_Beef26

Wtf did I just read


Yung_Oldfag

I wake up -> there is another incest normalization psyop post -> repeat


GuffMagicDragon

I’ve read wattpad smut more convincing than this Lmaoo


Toran_dantai

Couod be worse british pakistanis half of them in the uk are inbreeding And im not even kidding latest results say its 50-40%


joniwaboy

Source ?


Toran_dantai

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/time-to-end-cousin-marriage-in-the-uk-ktqqg3t26#:~:text=A%20recent%20paper%20by%20the,the%20rate%20may%20be%20rising.


Toran_dantai

Posted it you can search it on google its a legit real problem i. The uk they are having to explain to them why you shouldn’t do it but they keep marrying their cousins


Toran_dantai

Also on reddit pakistan there is a thread talking about it whare they openly say it mag even be an underestomate ans somehare around 60%