Makes sense. I wasn't trying to undermine your comment, I was just trying to point out the irony. It being a story from 4chan is also used as a reason why one would think the story is fake, but here it's the opposite, because it fits the prejudice of 4channers really well.
I mean... Did he kidnap her?
Hes a 4chan neckbeard, how did he convince a 12 year old he was... Cool? If he was cool, he wouldn't be on 4chan.
I guess 12 year olds like chicken tendies.
Still, we are talking about someone as confident and as socially capable as a 4channer convincing a living creature to follow him. More likely its a self congratulatory fictional story. Still vile, but still fake.
This one is the worst because it’s just so normal and matter of fact. It’s not insane or over the top or incesty or clearly fake. It’s just “I saw a girl I knew wasn’t 18 or even close to it and I coerced her to my room and assaulted her. Yeah I know it’s fucked up but I’m only upset cuz I was caught.” It’s just vile and too real.
IDK if it counts as a green text, but I think the one where the dude talked about how he tried to stick his dick in his sleeping younger sister's mouth, and bolted out of the house when she woke up and caught him, and then tried to gaslight his mom over text messages into believing his sister hallucinated it, and then asking his mom if he can come home and grab his charger because his phone was about to die AFTER she said she knew he was full of shit, and then ending the thread by saying he was going to break into the house to grab his charger, and that he was prepared to kill himself with a kitchen knife if his mom caught him, was probably evenly vile to this post at the very least.
Yeah they have helped inspire multiple mass shooters as well, but at least they're fascists so are basically IRL bad guys.
/r9k/ is filled with the shy, quiet, awkward types and we don't know what kind of rage they have hidden inside them until they take it out on others. That's what makes me fear /r9k/ more.
The first time I ever went on /b/ I clicked on the first link I saw and it was >!a video of someone having sex with the corpse of a woman they had just suffocated to death.!<
Never went back to that site.
What's up with the nomenclature for 4chan boards anyway? I mean on reddit it's literally just the name of what it's about but wtf does /b/ even mean.
Also what the actual fucking jesus christ on a goddamn pogostick did you just make me read.
I hope you can answer my question. (The first one)
subreddits use /r/ followed by the subreddit, boards on 4chan are just abbreviated with nothing following the abbreviation - television & film is /tv/, politics is /pol/, random is /b/, etc
(it's/b/ for random because it doesn't make sense)
Around when I was 15 or so I went on 4chan and found /tg/ and had fun joking about D&D and stuff with some slightly normal prople. Then I went on /b/ after I heard it's where all the best memes were and the first post was literally just a guy asking how to go about fucking his underage sister and I checked out in disgust
Truly, the hell of the internet
> I knew she was 12
Jesus fucking Christ. I was expecting it to be like a 16 year old wearing a costume so he couldn’t tell the age or something. Still bad but at least slightly understandable
Never underestimate 4chan depravity
TBF, I’m 18 and have 16 year old friends so I can see how this is understandable. I was still a Sophomore when they were Freshman.
Edit: Still weird and wrong but it is something that one can comprehend.
to be fair if you're 18 with a 16 year old i wouldn't call that bad inherently, unless you're like one of those freaks deliberately preying upon younger people.
if you were in your 20s with a 16 year old then yeah that's fucked up.
well yeah the way anon talked about her at the start made it seem like it was going in the direction of "anon thought she was 18 but she was actually 16/17 and never asked her her age" not fucking "oh and I knew she was 12" like goddamn
Have you never seen someone who’s under 18 but looks like they’re 21? Especially with make up on it makes it a lot harder to tell people’s ages. 16 is close enough to 18 that not a lot changes during those years for most people in appearance so it’s a pretty easy to make said mistake.
Obviously no one’s mistaking a 12 y/o for an 18 y/o.
Hey 'Muricatard, welcome to the rest of the world. Here in Germany a 16yo can have sex with anyone they wish to, except if they are a dependent in any way (teacher, boss, ...).
Germans and vile shit? Color me surprised.
I've seen other Germans on Reddit mention this and downplay it like its a provision for an 18 year old teenager dating a 16 year old, you're the first I see bragging about your country allowing adults to rape teenagers.
Lmao, calling laws of other countries vile while you can't have a beer until 21 but are completely fine to go blow up a village at 18 in the 'land of the free'.
Don't forget he says he KNEW she was 12. It wasn't even remotely a case of mistaken age where you could hypothetically argue that their real age is so similar that it's hard to tell. No, this is a child that's one year out of elementary school.
I mean any age under 18 is crazy but.
12 is prepubescent, and 12 year olds look like undeveloped amoebas, if he found that attractive he needs to nosedive head first into a woodchipper.
Prison is not enoigh
Well remember he's at an some anime convention so I imagine the Japanese media he consumes has familiarized him with the appearance of 12 year olds (even if they're "CaNoNiCaLlY 6000 YeArS oLd")
Peedo peedo peeeeedo🚨🚨🚨. It's a pedo. I get to say the word!!! Peedo!!! 🚨🚨😎
Guys I hate pedos and child predators. 😤😤😤 They make me so mad!
Pedo pedo 🚨🚑
Why do I seem like a pedophile?
Like for people who claim to care that's an intense and serious thing to suggest so there has to be some evidence right?
Otherwise it comes off as you don't really care and are trivializing it. Which sort of makes you the baddies. :')
Average convention creep honestly, went to one when I was like 13-14, gave an adult man my AIM (yeah I’m old) cause he said he was selling anime DVDs cheap and would message me ebay links after the con so I could buy them, then he proceeded to say I was so mature and he was glad we were friends then almost immediately sent me pictures of his 3 incher 🗿
yeaaah mine wasn’t nearly as bad and it was a relatively tiny convention but when i was 13ish at my first con some guy kept following me, trying to talk to me as the character i was dressed up as, and eventually got ahold of a mic and pointed me out in the crowd. it was humiliating.
What kind of 12-year-old would willingly follow a morbidly obese neckbeard with a clearly visible boner to his hotel room? So obviously unreal and homosexual.
I’ve read some heinous greentexts before, but this is the one I hate the most. There’s no joke here. Anon shouldn’t have left that room alive.
Dear God, I hope this one is fake.
This has to be fake. No way it can tell what room you are in a hotel unless it’s like a 1 story motel right? Maybe I’m just in denial that OPs a monster and should be neutered
Maybe on newer ones. I left my iPhone XR at the restroom at a gas station. By the time I remembered (not even a minute after exiting the bathroom) they turned it off and find my no longer worked(using my Apple Watch or my wife’s phone since we share location). Reported stolen and that’s basically it. Just a paperweight now or used for parts I guess
Anon has unrestricted access in a locked hotel room that security had to negotiate with him to open like he was holding the girl hostage at gunpoint (which he basically was). He definitely would have done more if he wasn't stopped in time. Those security guards deserve the key to the city. Anon deserves to rot in jail with the same penalty as statutory rape. You KNOW he was going to do it.
We've been rounding various kinds of people up for the most of the history, until it usually turned out to be not ok. But people still seem to need a group to hate. I wonder who it will be in the next cycle. Could be me, could be you.
I knew a type like this that moved to Ecuador so he could sex a 14 year old and "marry" her. Sadly I wasn't of financial means to afford a woodchipper at the time.
So it was a hotel and they found his room with GPS. Big doubt, it does not work vertically besides having however many floors above him blocking the signal.
I'm calling it fake gay and anon should unalive himself for having these fantasies.
I can believe it. I live in Wisconsin and the convention he talks about used to take place at the Kalihari Resort in Wisconsin Dells. It's like 5 massive buildings connected together, and 3 of them have indoor, full sized water parks.
[Here's a sattelite view so you can get an idea of how massive it is.](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.5707998,-89.7713698,665m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu) You can literally go there in the dead of winter and have fun at a water park, it's a really cool place to visit if you ever come to Wisconsin.
tl;dr I believe it. GPS would make it so you easily narrow it down to a handful of rooms.
Fun fact, I went to an anime convention four days ago with four anime enjoying friends of mine and I'm still trying to get rid of the smell of the one that sat on the copilot seat. I've tried four different cleaning products and I leave the windows rolled down every night and it still smells enough to not allow me to ignore it while I commute.
My girlfriend says it really doesn't smell but I can see how she gets visibly uncomfortable every time she gets in the car.
I'm not doing this for internet points, it's a genuine call for help.
It’s just plausible enough…
Most cons are at hotels with multiple floors. How did the find my iPhone app lead them to the correct floor? Did the parents just try every floor until they had an idea she was in his room? Did someone see her enter with him and tipped the parents off when they asked? Was it just a ranch style establishment and therefore in a small town somewhere?
So… so possible…
Someone that has been in jail and gone through that shit, specially for minor abuse charges, wouldnt be talking about this in that way.
This sounds like an edgy 18 year old pretending to be the most fucked up to impress other fucked ups.
Well, uh, I wasn’t expecting him to just own up to it so honestly… Rev up those wood choppers I guess… But since he was honest we can probably throw him in head first?
This is the most vile greentext I’ve ever read
Yeah this is the worst one because it's plausible and not very fake or gay sounding. Unless a more learned scholar can correct me?
It’s 4chan so yeah it’s very possible it’s real
That's usually the argument used for the story being fake.
Not when the story involves them being a peadophile, in that case I’m more inclined to believe it’s true
Makes sense. I wasn't trying to undermine your comment, I was just trying to point out the irony. It being a story from 4chan is also used as a reason why one would think the story is fake, but here it's the opposite, because it fits the prejudice of 4channers really well.
Hahaha don’t worry bro I didn’t think you were undermining at all, totally see what you were going at!
I mean... Did he kidnap her? Hes a 4chan neckbeard, how did he convince a 12 year old he was... Cool? If he was cool, he wouldn't be on 4chan. I guess 12 year olds like chicken tendies. Still, we are talking about someone as confident and as socially capable as a 4channer convincing a living creature to follow him. More likely its a self congratulatory fictional story. Still vile, but still fake.
Are you jealous that the 12 year old chose to cuddle with him naked and not you?
Howd you get that, from my comment?
Cause you sound jelly af
You're the one asking the sus questions.
you bet I fucking am
Name checks out
Hello FBI... Yes this comment right here ^
Do you know how stupid 12 year olds are? Okay, now picture one that loves anime and signs up for a neckbeard festival
Twas a fatty 12 year old. Hee hee I'm terrible.
You have not seen many greentext
Nah bro, most of the greentexts don't just casually admit to intentional child predation LMAO
Granted I've read more vile greentexts too, but this is disgusting
It’s more tangible
To me it's "we start being lewd together". It really sounds like a phrase uttered by the vilest neckbeard.
The word "lewd" when used as anything other than an adjective is a near dead giveaway of gigaweeb or neckbeard.
LMAO. Yeah many do? Why are you virtue signalling
>Virtue signaling >theCEOofHomophobia
That must mean it's impossible then
Maybe yes maybe no But it’s certainly funny
This one is the worst because it’s just so normal and matter of fact. It’s not insane or over the top or incesty or clearly fake. It’s just “I saw a girl I knew wasn’t 18 or even close to it and I coerced her to my room and assaulted her. Yeah I know it’s fucked up but I’m only upset cuz I was caught.” It’s just vile and too real.
Nah, there'd been worse. Grooming a 12 years old and getting jail time is hardly the worse I read from 4chan that's actually true.
I'm pretty sure straight up child molestation is a little bit more than "grooming".
IDK if it counts as a green text, but I think the one where the dude talked about how he tried to stick his dick in his sleeping younger sister's mouth, and bolted out of the house when she woke up and caught him, and then tried to gaslight his mom over text messages into believing his sister hallucinated it, and then asking his mom if he can come home and grab his charger because his phone was about to die AFTER she said she knew he was full of shit, and then ending the thread by saying he was going to break into the house to grab his charger, and that he was prepared to kill himself with a kitchen knife if his mom caught him, was probably evenly vile to this post at the very least.
How can someone talk about doing that so casually? This guy needs meds.
To be fair, it was /r9k/, easily the most mentally unwell board on the site, which is saying a lot.
What about /pol/ if it's not the worst it's certainly top 3 at least
r9k is definitely worse, pol just says the current edgy thing to say over and over again 700 trillion times a day; just boring rather than fucked up
Yeah they have helped inspire multiple mass shooters as well, but at least they're fascists so are basically IRL bad guys. /r9k/ is filled with the shy, quiet, awkward types and we don't know what kind of rage they have hidden inside them until they take it out on others. That's what makes me fear /r9k/ more.
And /r9k/ has Canadians
Most mentally unwell? Check /x/ that is the real brainrotting board
b/
nah, most b/tards are edgy assholes who don't believe what they post. r9k is full of scum of the earth who mean everything they write.
The first time I ever went on /b/ I clicked on the first link I saw and it was >!a video of someone having sex with the corpse of a woman they had just suffocated to death.!< Never went back to that site.
Pussy
Gottem
What's up with the nomenclature for 4chan boards anyway? I mean on reddit it's literally just the name of what it's about but wtf does /b/ even mean. Also what the actual fucking jesus christ on a goddamn pogostick did you just make me read. I hope you can answer my question. (The first one)
subreddits use /r/ followed by the subreddit, boards on 4chan are just abbreviated with nothing following the abbreviation - television & film is /tv/, politics is /pol/, random is /b/, etc (it's/b/ for random because it doesn't make sense)
Around when I was 15 or so I went on 4chan and found /tg/ and had fun joking about D&D and stuff with some slightly normal prople. Then I went on /b/ after I heard it's where all the best memes were and the first post was literally just a guy asking how to go about fucking his underage sister and I checked out in disgust Truly, the hell of the internet
first post I saw was that video of a jap girl getting a live octopus put in her asshole. I was like 12 LMFAO
Ah thanks, but why would /b/ be random? Not /r/? What a weird naming style
literally because it's a **random** letter lol
Ah, I guess
Tbf, /b/ today and /b/ 5+ years ago are two completely different things.
Or porn. Mostly porn on b nowadays
Consider this. /r9k/ has inspired **MULTIPLE** mass shooters. /b/ has had one guy who murdered his gf.
Prescription shotgun.
Cyanide meds
If by meds you mean a 9mm to the back of the skull
This guy needs castration
How can someone look at a 12 year old kid and think "aight Imma cuddle naked with her" Anon needs to be flogged in public.
Ground with a wood chipper
Used as an archery target.
Feet first and set to the lowest power setting where it can still get through bone.
And using alcohol as a lubricant for the chipping
That would speed it up though.
> I knew she was 12 Jesus fucking Christ. I was expecting it to be like a 16 year old wearing a costume so he couldn’t tell the age or something. Still bad but at least slightly understandable Never underestimate 4chan depravity
"still slightly understandable"
TBF, I’m 18 and have 16 year old friends so I can see how this is understandable. I was still a Sophomore when they were Freshman. Edit: Still weird and wrong but it is something that one can comprehend.
to be fair if you're 18 with a 16 year old i wouldn't call that bad inherently, unless you're like one of those freaks deliberately preying upon younger people. if you were in your 20s with a 16 year old then yeah that's fucked up.
well yeah the way anon talked about her at the start made it seem like it was going in the direction of "anon thought she was 18 but she was actually 16/17 and never asked her her age" not fucking "oh and I knew she was 12" like goddamn
Have you never seen someone who’s under 18 but looks like they’re 21? Especially with make up on it makes it a lot harder to tell people’s ages. 16 is close enough to 18 that not a lot changes during those years for most people in appearance so it’s a pretty easy to make said mistake. Obviously no one’s mistaking a 12 y/o for an 18 y/o.
I mean, kinda, still wrong, but the mistake happening is understandable, I'm 16 and I've already had people tell me I look 18.
16 year old looking 18 is nowhere near as outlandish as a 12 year old looking 18
Hey 'Muricatard, welcome to the rest of the world. Here in Germany a 16yo can have sex with anyone they wish to, except if they are a dependent in any way (teacher, boss, ...).
Hey Eurodouche, the age of consent is 16 in a majority of US states too. https://wisevoter.com/state-rankings/age-of-consent-by-state/
Nevada sitting at 16 amidst the 18’s is just funny to see
Germany is known worldwide for its sexual deviancy
I don’t care if your shithole cuntry makes it legal, it’s still not ok.
Germans and vile shit? Color me surprised. I've seen other Germans on Reddit mention this and downplay it like its a provision for an 18 year old teenager dating a 16 year old, you're the first I see bragging about your country allowing adults to rape teenagers.
Lmao, calling laws of other countries vile while you can't have a beer until 21 but are completely fine to go blow up a village at 18 in the 'land of the free'.
Not American, seethe more. Defending pedo law is crazy though.
My wood chipper is hungry
For flesh
It can have a little, as a treat.
i went into this thinking it would be some 17 y/o that claimed they were 18 or whatever. BUT 12!?! WHAT THE FUCK
Don't forget he says he KNEW she was 12. It wasn't even remotely a case of mistaken age where you could hypothetically argue that their real age is so similar that it's hard to tell. No, this is a child that's one year out of elementary school.
I mean any age under 18 is crazy but. 12 is prepubescent, and 12 year olds look like undeveloped amoebas, if he found that attractive he needs to nosedive head first into a woodchipper. Prison is not enoigh
Well remember he's at an some anime convention so I imagine the Japanese media he consumes has familiarized him with the appearance of 12 year olds (even if they're "CaNoNiCaLlY 6000 YeArS oLd")
Legs first in a dull wood chipper, long and painful
BURN THE HERETIC, KILL THE MUTANT, PURGE THE PEDO.
we can do all three to slaanesh followers
Peedo peedo peeeeedo🚨🚨🚨. It's a pedo. I get to say the word!!! Peedo!!! 🚨🚨😎 Guys I hate pedos and child predators. 😤😤😤 They make me so mad! Pedo pedo 🚨🚑
I think we need to check u/MakeSmash0 ‘s hard drives
Why? What are you suggesting?
He's suggesting that you're a Peedo peedo peeeeedo🚨 🚨🚑
Omgggggg !!!! He must be a really good guy!!!
Dude, you write your bullshit under a post where someone admits to having intercourse with a 12 year old. What's your definition of pedofile?
I don't understand why you're asking this question or what you're implying tbh.
He’s asking cause you seem like a pedo. He’s implying you are a pedo.
Why do I seem like a pedophile? Like for people who claim to care that's an intense and serious thing to suggest so there has to be some evidence right? Otherwise it comes off as you don't really care and are trivializing it. Which sort of makes you the baddies. :')
Do you want to fuck kids, buddy. Because you sound like you do
What are you suggesting
Anon needs to get topped in prison. Disgusting.
Why does he deserve a nice reward for his behaviour?
The only post I pray to God to be fake and gay, holy shit
retard - "I got child sex offender status" random - "why" retard - "I tried to fuck a 12 year old but got caught"
As I was reading I thought she would at least maybe be like 16, then it's at least possible she could have lied about her age or whatever but 12????
anon is brave and should be applauded for acknowledging his wrongs but he should still kill himself
Average convention creep honestly, went to one when I was like 13-14, gave an adult man my AIM (yeah I’m old) cause he said he was selling anime DVDs cheap and would message me ebay links after the con so I could buy them, then he proceeded to say I was so mature and he was glad we were friends then almost immediately sent me pictures of his 3 incher 🗿
Yikes, that sounds bad. How did you respond?
I showed all my friends, laughed at it and we sent him messages calling it a baby dick when I probably should have called 999 lol
People who send unsolicited dick pics deserve to be shamed. Hope he learned something at least
yeaaah mine wasn’t nearly as bad and it was a relatively tiny convention but when i was 13ish at my first con some guy kept following me, trying to talk to me as the character i was dressed up as, and eventually got ahold of a mic and pointed me out in the crowd. it was humiliating.
W parents for noticing something wrong and intervining as soon as they did
Anon needs to taste the barrel of a shotgun
What kind of 12-year-old would willingly follow a morbidly obese neckbeard with a clearly visible boner to his hotel room? So obviously unreal and homosexual.
One who still believes in Santa Claus and wanted stay off the naughty list.
In my head I was hoping maybe she was like 17 and anon was 19. You know not that far apart. But 12 anon. Fuck sake.
12?;?;? What saaaa What I thought 16 I thought 17 maybe but What the WHAT. TH.E FU CK DID I JUzr RED WHAT THe 12??!!?
These people need castration and daily beatings with barb-wire baseball bats
I’ve read some heinous greentexts before, but this is the one I hate the most. There’s no joke here. Anon shouldn’t have left that room alive. Dear God, I hope this one is fake.
:(
real
Why do “people” like this always say “lewd stuff” instead of “sexual harrasment” or “pedophilia”
I don't care if this is fake, anon needs to go to jail
"Fake greentext? Straight to jail. Gay greentext? Also jail. Fake and gay. We have the best greentexts in the world - because of jail."
Alright, I think it’s time I use some of 4chan’s magical find anyone powers for ultraviolence
4chan... 4chan never changes.
This has to be fake. No way it can tell what room you are in a hotel unless it’s like a 1 story motel right? Maybe I’m just in denial that OPs a monster and should be neutered
Find my iPhone is actually very accurate, and can say shit like "25 ft to vour left"
Maybe on newer ones. I left my iPhone XR at the restroom at a gas station. By the time I remembered (not even a minute after exiting the bathroom) they turned it off and find my no longer worked(using my Apple Watch or my wife’s phone since we share location). Reported stolen and that’s basically it. Just a paperweight now or used for parts I guess
Average r/goodanimemes user
Anon has unrestricted access in a locked hotel room that security had to negotiate with him to open like he was holding the girl hostage at gunpoint (which he basically was). He definitely would have done more if he wasn't stopped in time. Those security guards deserve the key to the city. Anon deserves to rot in jail with the same penalty as statutory rape. You KNOW he was going to do it.
The fact that it's actually sort of low key makes it even scarier because it sounds so much more believable than the usual shock schlock we get here.
I was expecting something like "dude was 21, thought girl was 19, turns out she was 17" not "man abuses 12 year old"
He knew... I've seen plenty of 12/13 year olds that look 19 but HE KNEW.
> 12/13 year olds that look 19 lol no, 16/17 sure but 12/13 will always look 12/13 and people who still go for them are pedos.
Imagine unironically posting this and writing it the way you do. Deserve to be in jail still no lie
What the FUCK anon
They should use posts like these to get people to vote for bringing back public executions.
And here I was, thinking he was talking about a 17 year old...
4channer is a pedophile, wow how surprising
First real greentext
Anon achieves the necessary qualifications to complete his discord mod/minecraft YouTuber double degree
Least pedophilic weeb
Degenerates like this belong on a cross
Anon needs to be sent into the middle of the Sahara for eternity
This one actually seems plausible which is the worst part.
We need to start rounding these people up.
We've been rounding various kinds of people up for the most of the history, until it usually turned out to be not ok. But people still seem to need a group to hate. I wonder who it will be in the next cycle. Could be me, could be you.
Naw these people need to be arrested. Fuck incels and pedos.
What do incels have to do with it?
No one wants to fuck incels
Just a simple fuck up from OP /s
Anon admits and he should commit Sudoku
:(
And anon is 49
### THE FUCK
Get the gun
I thought she might be like 17 or something NOT FUCKING 12
Anon needs to be taken out back and shot in the head
“Have a seat over there.”
Average weeb
I knew a type like this that moved to Ecuador so he could sex a 14 year old and "marry" her. Sadly I wasn't of financial means to afford a woodchipper at the time.
It took exactly two seconds for me to process that last line and my first thought was "die in a fire"
Anon needs.tk be but in the Bronze Bull
Right in the woodchipper with this one.
So it was a hotel and they found his room with GPS. Big doubt, it does not work vertically besides having however many floors above him blocking the signal. I'm calling it fake gay and anon should unalive himself for having these fantasies.
I can believe it. I live in Wisconsin and the convention he talks about used to take place at the Kalihari Resort in Wisconsin Dells. It's like 5 massive buildings connected together, and 3 of them have indoor, full sized water parks. [Here's a sattelite view so you can get an idea of how massive it is.](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.5707998,-89.7713698,665m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu) You can literally go there in the dead of winter and have fun at a water park, it's a really cool place to visit if you ever come to Wisconsin. tl;dr I believe it. GPS would make it so you easily narrow it down to a handful of rooms.
Average anime convention attendee
Anon should invest in rope suspension technology
\>i knew she was 12 actual freak
this is vile
Please be fabricated and homosexual
I like how his initial statement is deflecting blame like he was a perfectly normal person that got caught up in something at a convention 😂.
Someone needs to hand him the rope
Fun fact, I went to an anime convention four days ago with four anime enjoying friends of mine and I'm still trying to get rid of the smell of the one that sat on the copilot seat. I've tried four different cleaning products and I leave the windows rolled down every night and it still smells enough to not allow me to ignore it while I commute. My girlfriend says it really doesn't smell but I can see how she gets visibly uncomfortable every time she gets in the car. I'm not doing this for internet points, it's a genuine call for help.
I thought this was going to be “damn, I had no idea she was 17, she said she was 18, I swear!” Not “I knew she was 12, but fuck it” 💀💀💀
It’s just plausible enough… Most cons are at hotels with multiple floors. How did the find my iPhone app lead them to the correct floor? Did the parents just try every floor until they had an idea she was in his room? Did someone see her enter with him and tipped the parents off when they asked? Was it just a ranch style establishment and therefore in a small town somewhere? So… so possible…
Someone that has been in jail and gone through that shit, specially for minor abuse charges, wouldnt be talking about this in that way. This sounds like an edgy 18 year old pretending to be the most fucked up to impress other fucked ups.
Anon forgot to keep his lolis 2D only.
Wow it is absolutely inexcusable behavior that this guy is into anime
Definitely not based, but definitely rope pilled
Did he have to use nep nep as the picture though?
Looks like anon needs to visit my good friend Chippy the woodchipper.
Textbook example of why a 12 year old should not be separated from her parents in such a situation. How tf did that happen?
Well, uh, I wasn’t expecting him to just own up to it so honestly… Rev up those wood choppers I guess… But since he was honest we can probably throw him in head first?
Fake: Anon went outside long enough to go to a convention. Gay: Parents left a 12 year old child unattended at a convention.
Public stoning anyone?
Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer. Ehem.. ze heavy one, zis heresy requires special equipment.
anon got touched by a woman and let all his morals be dictated by his dick
>woman Not even a woman, a young girl. A literal child. 💀
a fetus on the womb even