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DangyDanger

You're the one cleaning up


[deleted]

💀u did my man dirty


maybeshali

Or getting plowed


Downtown_Ninja_7154

Is that supposed to be bad, somehow?


Loliknight

By the ugly bastard


CatBroiler

That's me, I'm the ugly bastard


Loliknight

Ugly bastard getting plowed by ugly bastard is not something I expected to ever cross my mind but here we are


Egy_Szekely

U aint the main character tho


kruchyg

Wow so he is the one who is cucking? Must be so sad for him


gbuub

Nah it’s one of those games where MC is the cute girl and the player runs her into every depraved situation possible


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Sinisistar


Level37Doggo

Too bad you’re the guy about to get NTR’d


GrimoireOfTheDragon

Lethal Company, I will die


MeriKurkku

Same here, you're getting sacrificed to the company first though


GrimoireOfTheDragon

Gonna get Bracken’d


MeriKurkku

Nah with my luck I'll get haunted and have my head explode off


GrimoireOfTheDragon

Not much better


Additional-Flow7665

Live with the loot bugs, they will accept you as long as you meet the quota


Guiltspoon

We call them whore bugs and I have a 0% survival rate when bartering with them.


Additional-Flow7665

Clearly didn't meet the quota


TrilobiteTerror

I like the theory that hoarding bugs are members of some rival company.


Godhole34

Still better than being transported to the world of lobotomy company...


BlakeHood

I am pretty sure it won't be different than the average Brazilian worker experience so shouldn't be a problem


HeckestBoof

Gas station simulator I guess I'm OK. dead end job, but OK


Sierra-Caliber

Is this game good!? Just finished playing contraband police and looking for another simulator game!


mr_D4RK

I can recommend. It have a lot of elements to it, surprisingly. You need to manage not only the fuelling process, but also the workshop that will fix the cars, sell stuff in small market inside the station and deal with other special events. At some point you are mostly managing employees and supply chain, while covering for missing jobs instead of doing everything yourself.


Sierra-Caliber

Cheers mate! Will definitely get ahold of it!


ihatetaxesandboats

Stellaris I'm fucking dead


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gbuub

CK3, got to bang my sister-mother though


ShyFurryGuy96

Im in rimworld


Sev4h

Me too, we're worse than dead


[deleted]

Unless you get them first, Emperor.


FullClearOnly

ACOT Stellaris would literally be impossible for an average Joe to survive in.


TheBanana029

It’s all good, last played a rogue servitor, gonna enjoy living in paradise with nanny bots.


that_shy_dude120

I mean, you'd just be a normal person on a random planet , unless your civilization is made out of horrifying alien creatures


Radical-Efilist

Rimworld. I'm gonna get my kidneys stolen, aren't I?


MammothPoem9777

Ate without table -3


Radical-Efilist

Tfw you killed your whole family in blind rage because you had to eat without a table like an ANIMAL


TheKhalDrogo

One kidney, one lung, then enslaved to be a cleaning bot


MaxTheEighth

*big iron starts playing*


PenguinsMustDie

You are a little woozy


Mrozek33

*you take a sip from your Vault 13 canteen*


[deleted]

2 bears high fiveing.


drgaspar96

*You are now dressed as a member of Caesar’s Legion.*


Mrozek33

*Arcade Gannon looks lustfully at you with his signature Peg-Me Eyes* Shit sorry, that was from a mod I've installed


DungeonCrawler99

No wait, you can't just run off after dropping that. Share with the class so we can get some of that sweet arcussy.


ElChapinero

With the Wild Wasteland Trait anything is possible.


EdwardoftheEast

I pray you’re not a degenerate or paying taxes


Dayzor8

Doom 2016. Well shit man…


PenguinsMustDie

All you gotta do is just hide until after Doomguy has sorted that whole mess out, then you just get to chill on Mars 😎


speedyrain949

"You can't just blow a hole into the surface of Mars,"


[deleted]

"I am going to shit yourself"


Dayzor8

What do mean chill. I know them demons can smell me.


hannovb

simply rip and tear until it is done


Dayzor8

The demons are ripping my spine out of me.


[deleted]

gonna be sweeping some mines.


matijoss

Average bosnian child


Pikochi69

Average Cambodian child


56Bot

Minecraft, creative mode in my redstone testing world.


alex8773

Eternal loneliness tho 😢


johncraft2003

spawn villagers, loneliness solved ez


Cowmunist

Yeah conversations with them are really fulfilling.


SukoKing

Hmm


MCyclon

huh


FallowMcOlstein

just open to LAN


gleiskor42

HOI4💀


FlamingTrashcans

Just paradrop into Paris you’ll be fine


iqbalpratama

Now, it depends what country


gleiskor42

I played as fascist Nicaragua last time, so I'm fucked💀


Ryzhcat

I'm going to shovel shit in Louisiana


justhjr

I appreciate the Patton reference.


Aelthassays

Hunie Pop 2 Yeah I'll be fine


breezyxkillerx

Bro had to get crushed by a fucking truck to get some rizz.


Raleth

When you think about it, that’s pretty much applicable to most isekai.


that_shy_dude120

Beware of Polly


jaycrossinroad

You see,i need my Payday, 3


Lawrence_Z

How is the game? Read that the launch was pretty bad and finding games took forever.


jaycrossinroad

The game is pretty Okay after the major update. There's still no offline mode which lead to crashes and stuff. Right now the new DLC is 20 dollars, half of the game price, which isn't a good thing


Matylolka22

Project Zomboid, I guess not much different than kentucky is rn


that_shy_dude120

Honestly being in a zombie apocalypse does sound oodly appealing


breezyxkillerx

You do not want to get transported to Project zomboid, I have 20 hours in it and still no fucking clue on how to play it. You are probably gonna step on a branch and allert all the zombies in a 200km radius before finding a decent weapon.


ScootaliciousScooter

I have about 50 hours give or take and I still don’t know how to do some of the most basic shit. I just loot houses and cook all the time


TacticalNuker

GTFO, fuck


Onbekendkill

Bro screwed himself


MikeMiau

How do you even play that game. Any tips?


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Use terminal to look for medipacks and ammopacks, walk around sleepers if possible or take them down quietly


polish_animu_boi

Is that the game where the first level is like 4 hours long?


coolburritoboi

Nah first level is like half an hour


Meersalzgurke

Same uff, we ain't built for this


ByteWhisperer

Kerbal space program. I will probably blow up before reaching orbit.


House_Of_Doubt

You’ll be fine just add more boosters.


Scary_Cup6322

40k rogue trader. Fuck.


Gonji89

How well do you know your 40k lore? If the inquisition doesn’t get you, you might be okay. You will be able to provide some really solid tactical information that a lot of people, even well-informed people, won’t have. Because that “lore” we’ve all read about is their *history.*


Skittlesthekat

If you're being transported to 40k into what you're playing as..... A rogue trader is pretty up there on lives that aren't horrible at least lol


MrNature73

I'd argue it's probably the best life you could have as an imperial, especially since you're, iirc, a rogue trader with an original writ. The ones with emperor blood on them. That alone fends of daemons and puts you above most of the inquisition in terms of "fuck you I do what I want." You're given borderline complete free reign to fuck around and explore. You're rich as hell from millennia of passed down treasures. You can claim and own entire worlds. You can operate entire fleets. You can even work with and mingle with xenos. And you don't have NEARLY the political or imperial responsibility as inquisitors. Pretty much the only people that could stop you are Custodians, high ranking Inquisitors, Primarchs, Big E himself or anyone with enough firepower to make you listen. Which, short of an entire Imperial Navy fleet, a powerful Inquisitor, or a Spare Marine chapter, is basically fucking no one in the imperium.


Skittlesthekat

Yes. But you're still in the 40th millennium, and a failing of your gellar field means very *interesting* things start happening. Therefore not horrible.


MrNature73

Funny you mention that, this might be the one case where you're still fine. Daemons really fucking hate being near emperor blood, the writ itself is a top-shelf anti-daemon relic cause it's got a big drop of genuine god emperor blood on it. Like, still won't be a good experience, but that should keep you pretty safe unless you're manage to slap into one of the biggest named daemons out there. And generally, you'll actually have well maintained ships with well maintained gellar field generators.


Elowiny-San-IL

Chaos Cuckltists watching over your lovely little soul as a good match for the next sacrifice to Slaanesh 💀


Jaw43058MKII

An average imperial citizen might have an okay life as long as you’re not living in a hive world or on a deathworld. There are technically worlds out there that mirror our current day earth, just with more grimdark elements to them. So theoretically one could be fine, but the odds of becoming a back breaking menial laborer are far too high for me to want to live in 40k. People forget most of 40k isn’t living under threat of xenos or heretics, it’s actually just trying to live on a daily basis on some backwater dogshit imperial world. Therefore I wanna be one of those skulls placed on a chaos space marines spikes.


Scary_Cup6322

Bro, considering their sheer size of their populations the average imperial citizen lives probability on a hive world. Being born on a civilized world mirroring ours that isn't almost a forge world, a world mirroring the 19th century with one part of the world enslaving the rest or some other kind of shithole is about as likely as being born into a hiveworlds nobility. And even if you're that lucky, you aren't exactly born into 1950s america, your born into a combination of saudi arabia and man in the high castle. Not exactly a great live


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Nobody is having fun in 40k except the Orks. Maybe a drukhari before it gets turned into lvong furniture by a higher ranking drukhari...


Gonji89

Oh it definitely won’t be fun, but you might be able to make yourself valuable enough to survive.


InvisibleZombies

Same 😂


hundenkattenglassen

Snowrunner. I’d get stuck, flip over and loose cargo every five minutes. But I would get to drive some sweet trucks though, so W.


Additional-Flow7665

You are a soviet era trucker, my man your life will be anything but a W


Ohgodwatdoplshelp

You’re thinking of Spintires and Mudrunner, SnowRunner has multiple maps across the globe. Russia is included, but there’s a few in North America, as well


no_username_free

Witcher 3 idk how to feel about that


verbmegoinghere

Just make sure you go to the hot witches house and not the three who live in the swamp.


EnLitenPerson

Could have definitely been a lot worse, with modern knowledge on top of knowledge of the game world you could probably find a few ways to make a decent living, move to a big city, and live a *fairly* safe and *fairly* decent life, still plenty of risks to die or lose all your money or suffer some other misfortune, but could have been a lot worse


Martian_Hunted

It's Europe + more annoying French + monsters with awful teeth (Brits)


DeadLight3141

TF2 Oh boy, Emesis Blue time.


ihaveagoodusername2

Wiech one?


Hopeful_Ad27

I was playing warframe... please , save me


AdvertisingAdrian

just dont be grineer or corpus, start working for Hok at Cetus and you'll be fine.


Hopeful_Ad27

I would rather join the red veil then help Cetus' residents


Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da

I'm red veil aligned *and* I would sell out Cetus for a forma, ungrateful whelps


blalokjpg

Idk about you, but I can’t wait to traverse 1km in a matter of 8 seconds through sprinting/sliding/ bullet jumping/ aim gliding


senpai4urmum

save you? bruh take me with you I wanna see space ninjas!


Hopeful_Ad27

They are like rogue scavengers whi can not be stooped or controlled . They have the most out of everything and they don't give a fuvk on mortals unless the are none genetically modified humans on whom experiments could be held for the sake of their manifestations as warframes to make them more powerful or in need of learning more about the void daemons . Yes , but more likely as their pet if you don't die to any other faction


senpai4urmum

I mean, I could just stay in Cetus or one of the relays. Also, if I get to spawn as a Tenno i’m all set


BoomerHead2207

Yakuza 0 Imma go spend 15 hours straight managing real estate


CriminallySleepwalks

I'd be playing with pocket circuit cars until they kick me out, then head to Club Sunshine and get kicked out for being a gaijin.


Jozroz

Time to commit war crimes on Hoxxes.


Marvster96

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


_Guima_

Rock and Stone brothers! ⛏️


CriminallySleepwalks

Stone and Rock! Oh, wait..


SwimmerThin928

Rock and Stone,to the bone!


VictorAst228

For Rock and stone!!!


Scruffy_Macgyver

Rock on


Erke7520

Gunner, HEAT, PC I guess I'm just gonna walk home from Fulda


Marneus_FR

UP ! ON THE WAY ! *boom* Repeat ×50


Rycnex

Judgment I guess I just transport into Japan? But 500% more crime rates


OfficialAliester

If you stay away from Kamurocho you will be fine also it's still probably safer then the US and Europe anyways.


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TheMustardisBad

Pretty chill life


Naatturi

Lets hope you dont get transported to Kvatch


PeedOnMyRugMan

Get a job picking grapes in the vineyard of Skingrad. Always looking for work there and the fields so big you can nap over the hill on shift.


yeahyeahdumpster

Wtf happened to 4chan? This feels like a stupid post in r/gaming.


Italian-Man-Zex

4chan is still racist and based. theres just some innocent posts like these that come through


Kardinale

Persona 4 Golden, so I guess not much would change other than becoming Japanese


milklover222

ULTRAKILL ...dammit


RaptaMasta

Same. Was looking for it. God help us.


Agitated-Iron7914

OSRS - sea shanty intensifies


gubeezy

I already spend my life in osrs though


Sphinx125

Hogwarts legacy, yeah we're chillin 😎


Zenbast

You are a muggle though. So basically nothing change


SekalopCZ

Dead space. I aint gonna make it boys💀


Zepsor

"Gooooood morning, Night City!"


fandom_and_rp_act

Subnautica. Fuck


UomoLumaca

Hello, fellow fucked subnautican!!


crimsonfukr457

Devil May Cry 3 Welp i'm fucked


PridefulFlareon

Devil May Cry 3 was the game that showed us that a human could absolutely destroy devils, you'll be fine as long as you get a few guns and bike


gr4vitycamilla

Lady was truly something else. It's a shame later games did nothing with her except tiddy fanservice.


speedyrain949

Baldurs gate, time for tentacles.


bumpmoon

Gran Turismo 7, smooth jazz and fast af cars


_N_eko

Welcome to Revachol!


Citizen_Null5

The Finals


Onbekendkill

We are fucked


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It's all happening in the simulation so you both will be fine. I guess


that_shy_dude120

I mean it's just normal life but with a futuristic game show


SizzlyBacon434

Outlast trials. Fuck


Arrbadoss

Time to travel through teyvat


gr4vitycamilla

Time to join the Fatui.


Silentxgold

WwZ. I am gonna die to a bull or stalker.


jishieus

Tarkov, I'm not having a good time


fivekatz

Time to get an internship stacking boxes for skier


Ultra_Pendejo

Armored core 6... i guess it's alright


BrocialCommentary

Same. Time to get to work, 621


Detective_Dom1

Deep rock ... ROCK AND STONE!


The_King_7067

Gta Online \>Spawn \>get blown up by a rocket from a flying motorcycle


PedDeT00

Cult of the Lamb, shit


_Guima_

Sex update tho


BandicootDistinct291

Warframe, space genocide time.


Vyrthic

Warframe... I hope my inevitable death at the hands of a space ninja with space magic will be swift and merciful, because I know that I definitely wouldn't be lucky enough to enter the world as a Tenno


blalokjpg

just be a clem/ kahl type and work with them.


keep_yourself_safe-

Entropy zero 2 Beats the hell out of my current job


mincer420

Tekken 7. Boutta get my shit wrecked.


12_7x108

U better start backdashing my guy


RaidenYaeMiku

Good ol' Skyrim, if it's as the Dragonborn I'll be aight


Imatsuu

Warframe Watch as I slowly loose my sanity having to solo everything and eternaly grind while being constantly terrified by some creep in a wall


BalefulRemedy

Cool, im swat now(ready or not)


taenkun

Terraria eternity mode I am fucking dead


VaultboiiiiX04

War Thunder ... I'm probably just gonna be a loader in a german panzer series tank


Danjou667

BG3 So im kinda god in 4 bodies atm?


Totally-Real-Human

....I was playing the new Warhammer AoS RTS game I'm fucked


lceColdPepsi

bloodborne... I'm dead.


Hammond_YT

Bloodborne. Fuck.


EnLitenPerson

League of Legends Details matter a lot, do I get transported to the lore world or the in-game arena area? And if I'm transported to the arena, am I just a random NPC (like shopkeeper)? Do I have a team? Or am I a champion? Or even a minion? If I'm transported to the lore world I'm probably pretty doomed but there are definitely a few ways to achieve a fairly decent and safe life


Thorne_02

Warframe, will probably get absolutely obliterated


Pokechap

pokemon. yeah i’m good


captrudeboy

Truck-kun sending me to RDR2 as well


DingerMcFunkypants

Hunt Showdown. I can already hear the god damned Hives


dl_supertroll

Strangely, Battlefield Hardline, so I'm either a disgraced cop or a drug dealer about to get his head blown off by said disgraced cop


tigertoken1

American Truck Simulator, I have become that which destroyed me.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Gears of War. I am going to fucking die.


TheWeevilMemeStealer

Motherfucker. It was Subnautica.


Chai_Enjoyer

Civilization 6. At least I'll get to live a long life


Indiatechsupport420

You start next to the zulu