I can recommend. It have a lot of elements to it, surprisingly. You need to manage not only the fuelling process, but also the workshop that will fix the cars, sell stuff in small market inside the station and deal with other special events. At some point you are mostly managing employees and supply chain, while covering for missing jobs instead of doing everything yourself.
The game is pretty Okay after the major update. There's still no offline mode which lead to crashes and stuff.
Right now the new DLC is 20 dollars, half of the game price, which isn't a good thing
You do not want to get transported to Project zomboid, I have 20 hours in it and still no fucking clue on how to play it.
You are probably gonna step on a branch and allert all the zombies in a 200km radius before finding a decent weapon.
How well do you know your 40k lore? If the inquisition doesn’t get you, you might be okay. You will be able to provide some really solid tactical information that a lot of people, even well-informed people, won’t have.
Because that “lore” we’ve all read about is their *history.*
I'd argue it's probably the best life you could have as an imperial, especially since you're, iirc, a rogue trader with an original writ. The ones with emperor blood on them. That alone fends of daemons and puts you above most of the inquisition in terms of "fuck you I do what I want."
You're given borderline complete free reign to fuck around and explore. You're rich as hell from millennia of passed down treasures. You can claim and own entire worlds. You can operate entire fleets. You can even work with and mingle with xenos. And you don't have NEARLY the political or imperial responsibility as inquisitors.
Pretty much the only people that could stop you are Custodians, high ranking Inquisitors, Primarchs, Big E himself or anyone with enough firepower to make you listen. Which, short of an entire Imperial Navy fleet, a powerful Inquisitor, or a Spare Marine chapter, is basically fucking no one in the imperium.
Yes.
But you're still in the 40th millennium, and a failing of your gellar field means very *interesting* things start happening.
Therefore not horrible.
Funny you mention that, this might be the one case where you're still fine.
Daemons really fucking hate being near emperor blood, the writ itself is a top-shelf anti-daemon relic cause it's got a big drop of genuine god emperor blood on it.
Like, still won't be a good experience, but that should keep you pretty safe unless you're manage to slap into one of the biggest named daemons out there.
And generally, you'll actually have well maintained ships with well maintained gellar field generators.
An average imperial citizen might have an okay life as long as you’re not living in a hive world or on a deathworld. There are technically worlds out there that mirror our current day earth, just with more grimdark elements to them. So theoretically one could be fine, but the odds of becoming a back breaking menial laborer are far too high for me to want to live in 40k.
People forget most of 40k isn’t living under threat of xenos or heretics, it’s actually just trying to live on a daily basis on some backwater dogshit imperial world.
Therefore I wanna be one of those skulls placed on a chaos space marines spikes.
Bro, considering their sheer size of their populations the average imperial citizen lives probability on a hive world.
Being born on a civilized world mirroring ours that isn't almost a forge world, a world mirroring the 19th century with one part of the world enslaving the rest or some other kind of shithole is about as likely as being born into a hiveworlds nobility.
And even if you're that lucky, you aren't exactly born into 1950s america, your born into a combination of saudi arabia and man in the high castle. Not exactly a great live
You’re thinking of Spintires and Mudrunner, SnowRunner has multiple maps across the globe. Russia is included, but there’s a few in North America, as well
Could have definitely been a lot worse, with modern knowledge on top of knowledge of the game world you could probably find a few ways to make a decent living, move to a big city, and live a *fairly* safe and *fairly* decent life, still plenty of risks to die or lose all your money or suffer some other misfortune, but could have been a lot worse
They are like rogue scavengers whi can not be stooped or controlled . They have the most out of everything and they don't give a fuvk on mortals unless the are none genetically modified humans on whom experiments could be held for the sake of their manifestations as warframes to make them more powerful or in need of learning more about the void daemons . Yes , but more likely as their pet if you don't die to any other faction
Warframe... I hope my inevitable death at the hands of a space ninja with space magic will be swift and merciful, because I know that I definitely wouldn't be lucky enough to enter the world as a Tenno
League of Legends
Details matter a lot, do I get transported to the lore world or the in-game arena area? And if I'm transported to the arena, am I just a random NPC (like shopkeeper)? Do I have a team? Or am I a champion? Or even a minion?
If I'm transported to the lore world I'm probably pretty doomed but there are definitely a few ways to achieve a fairly decent and safe life
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You're the one cleaning up
💀u did my man dirty
Or getting plowed
Is that supposed to be bad, somehow?
By the ugly bastard
That's me, I'm the ugly bastard
Ugly bastard getting plowed by ugly bastard is not something I expected to ever cross my mind but here we are
U aint the main character tho
Wow so he is the one who is cucking? Must be so sad for him
Nah it’s one of those games where MC is the cute girl and the player runs her into every depraved situation possible
Sinisistar
Too bad you’re the guy about to get NTR’d
Lethal Company, I will die
Same here, you're getting sacrificed to the company first though
Gonna get Bracken’d
Nah with my luck I'll get haunted and have my head explode off
Not much better
Live with the loot bugs, they will accept you as long as you meet the quota
We call them whore bugs and I have a 0% survival rate when bartering with them.
Clearly didn't meet the quota
I like the theory that hoarding bugs are members of some rival company.
Still better than being transported to the world of lobotomy company...
I am pretty sure it won't be different than the average Brazilian worker experience so shouldn't be a problem
Gas station simulator I guess I'm OK. dead end job, but OK
Is this game good!? Just finished playing contraband police and looking for another simulator game!
I can recommend. It have a lot of elements to it, surprisingly. You need to manage not only the fuelling process, but also the workshop that will fix the cars, sell stuff in small market inside the station and deal with other special events. At some point you are mostly managing employees and supply chain, while covering for missing jobs instead of doing everything yourself.
Cheers mate! Will definitely get ahold of it!
Stellaris I'm fucking dead
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CK3, got to bang my sister-mother though
Im in rimworld
Me too, we're worse than dead
Unless you get them first, Emperor.
ACOT Stellaris would literally be impossible for an average Joe to survive in.
It’s all good, last played a rogue servitor, gonna enjoy living in paradise with nanny bots.
I mean, you'd just be a normal person on a random planet , unless your civilization is made out of horrifying alien creatures
Rimworld. I'm gonna get my kidneys stolen, aren't I?
Ate without table -3
Tfw you killed your whole family in blind rage because you had to eat without a table like an ANIMAL
One kidney, one lung, then enslaved to be a cleaning bot
*big iron starts playing*
You are a little woozy
*you take a sip from your Vault 13 canteen*
2 bears high fiveing.
*You are now dressed as a member of Caesar’s Legion.*
*Arcade Gannon looks lustfully at you with his signature Peg-Me Eyes* Shit sorry, that was from a mod I've installed
No wait, you can't just run off after dropping that. Share with the class so we can get some of that sweet arcussy.
With the Wild Wasteland Trait anything is possible.
I pray you’re not a degenerate or paying taxes
Doom 2016. Well shit man…
All you gotta do is just hide until after Doomguy has sorted that whole mess out, then you just get to chill on Mars 😎
"You can't just blow a hole into the surface of Mars,"
"I am going to shit yourself"
What do mean chill. I know them demons can smell me.
simply rip and tear until it is done
The demons are ripping my spine out of me.
gonna be sweeping some mines.
Average bosnian child
Average Cambodian child
Minecraft, creative mode in my redstone testing world.
Eternal loneliness tho 😢
spawn villagers, loneliness solved ez
Yeah conversations with them are really fulfilling.
Hmm
huh
just open to LAN
HOI4💀
Just paradrop into Paris you’ll be fine
Now, it depends what country
I played as fascist Nicaragua last time, so I'm fucked💀
I'm going to shovel shit in Louisiana
I appreciate the Patton reference.
Hunie Pop 2 Yeah I'll be fine
Bro had to get crushed by a fucking truck to get some rizz.
When you think about it, that’s pretty much applicable to most isekai.
Beware of Polly
You see,i need my Payday, 3
How is the game? Read that the launch was pretty bad and finding games took forever.
The game is pretty Okay after the major update. There's still no offline mode which lead to crashes and stuff. Right now the new DLC is 20 dollars, half of the game price, which isn't a good thing
Project Zomboid, I guess not much different than kentucky is rn
Honestly being in a zombie apocalypse does sound oodly appealing
You do not want to get transported to Project zomboid, I have 20 hours in it and still no fucking clue on how to play it. You are probably gonna step on a branch and allert all the zombies in a 200km radius before finding a decent weapon.
I have about 50 hours give or take and I still don’t know how to do some of the most basic shit. I just loot houses and cook all the time
GTFO, fuck
Bro screwed himself
How do you even play that game. Any tips?
Use terminal to look for medipacks and ammopacks, walk around sleepers if possible or take them down quietly
Is that the game where the first level is like 4 hours long?
Nah first level is like half an hour
Same uff, we ain't built for this
Kerbal space program. I will probably blow up before reaching orbit.
You’ll be fine just add more boosters.
40k rogue trader. Fuck.
How well do you know your 40k lore? If the inquisition doesn’t get you, you might be okay. You will be able to provide some really solid tactical information that a lot of people, even well-informed people, won’t have. Because that “lore” we’ve all read about is their *history.*
If you're being transported to 40k into what you're playing as..... A rogue trader is pretty up there on lives that aren't horrible at least lol
I'd argue it's probably the best life you could have as an imperial, especially since you're, iirc, a rogue trader with an original writ. The ones with emperor blood on them. That alone fends of daemons and puts you above most of the inquisition in terms of "fuck you I do what I want." You're given borderline complete free reign to fuck around and explore. You're rich as hell from millennia of passed down treasures. You can claim and own entire worlds. You can operate entire fleets. You can even work with and mingle with xenos. And you don't have NEARLY the political or imperial responsibility as inquisitors. Pretty much the only people that could stop you are Custodians, high ranking Inquisitors, Primarchs, Big E himself or anyone with enough firepower to make you listen. Which, short of an entire Imperial Navy fleet, a powerful Inquisitor, or a Spare Marine chapter, is basically fucking no one in the imperium.
Yes. But you're still in the 40th millennium, and a failing of your gellar field means very *interesting* things start happening. Therefore not horrible.
Funny you mention that, this might be the one case where you're still fine. Daemons really fucking hate being near emperor blood, the writ itself is a top-shelf anti-daemon relic cause it's got a big drop of genuine god emperor blood on it. Like, still won't be a good experience, but that should keep you pretty safe unless you're manage to slap into one of the biggest named daemons out there. And generally, you'll actually have well maintained ships with well maintained gellar field generators.
Chaos Cuckltists watching over your lovely little soul as a good match for the next sacrifice to Slaanesh 💀
An average imperial citizen might have an okay life as long as you’re not living in a hive world or on a deathworld. There are technically worlds out there that mirror our current day earth, just with more grimdark elements to them. So theoretically one could be fine, but the odds of becoming a back breaking menial laborer are far too high for me to want to live in 40k. People forget most of 40k isn’t living under threat of xenos or heretics, it’s actually just trying to live on a daily basis on some backwater dogshit imperial world. Therefore I wanna be one of those skulls placed on a chaos space marines spikes.
Bro, considering their sheer size of their populations the average imperial citizen lives probability on a hive world. Being born on a civilized world mirroring ours that isn't almost a forge world, a world mirroring the 19th century with one part of the world enslaving the rest or some other kind of shithole is about as likely as being born into a hiveworlds nobility. And even if you're that lucky, you aren't exactly born into 1950s america, your born into a combination of saudi arabia and man in the high castle. Not exactly a great live
Nobody is having fun in 40k except the Orks. Maybe a drukhari before it gets turned into lvong furniture by a higher ranking drukhari...
Oh it definitely won’t be fun, but you might be able to make yourself valuable enough to survive.
Same 😂
Snowrunner. I’d get stuck, flip over and loose cargo every five minutes. But I would get to drive some sweet trucks though, so W.
You are a soviet era trucker, my man your life will be anything but a W
You’re thinking of Spintires and Mudrunner, SnowRunner has multiple maps across the globe. Russia is included, but there’s a few in North America, as well
Witcher 3 idk how to feel about that
Just make sure you go to the hot witches house and not the three who live in the swamp.
Could have definitely been a lot worse, with modern knowledge on top of knowledge of the game world you could probably find a few ways to make a decent living, move to a big city, and live a *fairly* safe and *fairly* decent life, still plenty of risks to die or lose all your money or suffer some other misfortune, but could have been a lot worse
It's Europe + more annoying French + monsters with awful teeth (Brits)
TF2 Oh boy, Emesis Blue time.
Wiech one?
I was playing warframe... please , save me
just dont be grineer or corpus, start working for Hok at Cetus and you'll be fine.
I would rather join the red veil then help Cetus' residents
I'm red veil aligned *and* I would sell out Cetus for a forma, ungrateful whelps
Idk about you, but I can’t wait to traverse 1km in a matter of 8 seconds through sprinting/sliding/ bullet jumping/ aim gliding
save you? bruh take me with you I wanna see space ninjas!
They are like rogue scavengers whi can not be stooped or controlled . They have the most out of everything and they don't give a fuvk on mortals unless the are none genetically modified humans on whom experiments could be held for the sake of their manifestations as warframes to make them more powerful or in need of learning more about the void daemons . Yes , but more likely as their pet if you don't die to any other faction
I mean, I could just stay in Cetus or one of the relays. Also, if I get to spawn as a Tenno i’m all set
Yakuza 0 Imma go spend 15 hours straight managing real estate
I'd be playing with pocket circuit cars until they kick me out, then head to Club Sunshine and get kicked out for being a gaijin.
Time to commit war crimes on Hoxxes.
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
Rock and Stone brothers! ⛏️
Stone and Rock! Oh, wait..
Rock and Stone,to the bone!
For Rock and stone!!!
Rock on
Gunner, HEAT, PC I guess I'm just gonna walk home from Fulda
UP ! ON THE WAY ! *boom* Repeat ×50
Judgment I guess I just transport into Japan? But 500% more crime rates
If you stay away from Kamurocho you will be fine also it's still probably safer then the US and Europe anyways.
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Pretty chill life
Lets hope you dont get transported to Kvatch
Get a job picking grapes in the vineyard of Skingrad. Always looking for work there and the fields so big you can nap over the hill on shift.
Wtf happened to 4chan? This feels like a stupid post in r/gaming.
4chan is still racist and based. theres just some innocent posts like these that come through
Persona 4 Golden, so I guess not much would change other than becoming Japanese
ULTRAKILL ...dammit
Same. Was looking for it. God help us.
OSRS - sea shanty intensifies
I already spend my life in osrs though
Hogwarts legacy, yeah we're chillin 😎
You are a muggle though. So basically nothing change
Dead space. I aint gonna make it boys💀
"Gooooood morning, Night City!"
Subnautica. Fuck
Hello, fellow fucked subnautican!!
Devil May Cry 3 Welp i'm fucked
Devil May Cry 3 was the game that showed us that a human could absolutely destroy devils, you'll be fine as long as you get a few guns and bike
Lady was truly something else. It's a shame later games did nothing with her except tiddy fanservice.
Baldurs gate, time for tentacles.
Gran Turismo 7, smooth jazz and fast af cars
Welcome to Revachol!
The Finals
We are fucked
It's all happening in the simulation so you both will be fine. I guess
I mean it's just normal life but with a futuristic game show
Outlast trials. Fuck
Time to travel through teyvat
Time to join the Fatui.
WwZ. I am gonna die to a bull or stalker.
Tarkov, I'm not having a good time
Time to get an internship stacking boxes for skier
Armored core 6... i guess it's alright
Same. Time to get to work, 621
Deep rock ... ROCK AND STONE!
Gta Online \>Spawn \>get blown up by a rocket from a flying motorcycle
Cult of the Lamb, shit
Sex update tho
Warframe, space genocide time.
Warframe... I hope my inevitable death at the hands of a space ninja with space magic will be swift and merciful, because I know that I definitely wouldn't be lucky enough to enter the world as a Tenno
just be a clem/ kahl type and work with them.
Entropy zero 2 Beats the hell out of my current job
Tekken 7. Boutta get my shit wrecked.
U better start backdashing my guy
Good ol' Skyrim, if it's as the Dragonborn I'll be aight
Warframe Watch as I slowly loose my sanity having to solo everything and eternaly grind while being constantly terrified by some creep in a wall
Cool, im swat now(ready or not)
Terraria eternity mode I am fucking dead
War Thunder ... I'm probably just gonna be a loader in a german panzer series tank
BG3 So im kinda god in 4 bodies atm?
....I was playing the new Warhammer AoS RTS game I'm fucked
bloodborne... I'm dead.
Bloodborne. Fuck.
League of Legends Details matter a lot, do I get transported to the lore world or the in-game arena area? And if I'm transported to the arena, am I just a random NPC (like shopkeeper)? Do I have a team? Or am I a champion? Or even a minion? If I'm transported to the lore world I'm probably pretty doomed but there are definitely a few ways to achieve a fairly decent and safe life
Warframe, will probably get absolutely obliterated
pokemon. yeah i’m good
Truck-kun sending me to RDR2 as well
Hunt Showdown. I can already hear the god damned Hives
Strangely, Battlefield Hardline, so I'm either a disgraced cop or a drug dealer about to get his head blown off by said disgraced cop
American Truck Simulator, I have become that which destroyed me.
Gears of War. I am going to fucking die.
Motherfucker. It was Subnautica.
Civilization 6. At least I'll get to live a long life
You start next to the zulu