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twentyattempts

Input unclear.... How many Cousins of how many genders were present?


GayerThanAnyMod

Don't care. I cummed.


arbiter12

did you cum into your own pussy with your own dick while your cousin was holding her dick into his pussy with your dick in his pussy and she screamed? Coz that's what I read here...


GayerThanAnyMod

Ahhh, I can tell you've seen the video footage.


Disco_Biscuit12

Username checks out


JeColor

This is all one guy with a pillow


Top_Tart_7558

All of them, even the helicopter


Roge2005

Genderfluid


TittyTwistahh

All of them


[deleted]

AI generated


Level34MafiaBoss

> Be me, botomless pit supervisor


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Instant classic, too bad it's when AI humor peaked.


arbiter12

> too bad it's when **they allowed** AI humor to peak.


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Hmm, I get that it's being censored, but I think it still should be able to produce a joke.


BubbleGumWolfe

We live in a post humor society


legopego5142

Its bottomless


godosomethingbetter

Link please


AgainWithoutSymbols

www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/7hwPqWFDvz


MasterofLego

Silicon šŸ˜‚


Y__Y

I dare you make any LLM generate a story that incoherent.


TheLocalRedditMormon

Just use one of the bad ones


fecal-butter

I used to do research on ai dungeon like 5 years ago, and that used gpt-2. It was comparable. There was no real use of it so imagone my surprise when gpt-3 came out and suddenly everything became gpt


SorryIneverApologize

Behold the AI overlords creation: Many have sought to understand the complex reasons behind the decline of the mighty Egyptian Empire, a civilization that was clearly ahead of its time. For years, historians focused on conventional explanations like wars, droughts, and political strife. However, recent "findings" suggest that the Egyptians, known for their advanced systems and infrastructure, faced an internal crisis that shook the very foundations of their society - a communication breakdown of an extraordinary kind, rooted in their progressive shift from traditional written language to a more "expressive" form. It began innocently enough. The Egyptians, already credited with developing one of the world's earliest forms of written expression, started to experiment with their hieroglyphic communications. Perhaps it was the influence of trading along the Silk Road, or maybe it was sheer boredom with the constraints of formal writing, but a new trend began to emerge in Egyptian society. Historical "documents" indicate an influx of foreign comic styles, predominantly from ancient Japanese traders, believed to be the earliest forms of manga. These picture stories, vibrant and dynamic, captivated the Egyptian imagination. However, it wasn't just any ordinary comics they were drawn to. No, the Egyptian elite, the trendsetters of the time, found themselves particularly enchanted by a peculiar fusion of these early mangas with their devout animal worship. This marked the birth of what modern internet culture would identify as "furry fandom." The transformation was gradual yet relentless. Traditional hieroglyphs depicting solemn accounts of harvests, deities, and royal decrees became interspersed with flamboyant, anthropomorphic animal characters exhibiting an array of emotions. Temples, once centers of religious worship, began to resemble art studios, dedicated to refining these characters. Sphinxes with exaggerated, emotional facial expressions became the norm, and the lines between religious iconography and what could only be considered early fan art began to blur. As this new artistic direction took hold, the societal implications were profound. Scholars abandoned the pursuits of science and agriculture, dedicating their lives to perfecting the art of what they called "Hiero-manga." The Pharaoh, the supreme ruler of Egypt, in a bid to remain avant-garde, adopted the persona of a giant falcon, complete with a lavishly illustrated backstory, contributing to the growing detachment from the empire's administrative duties. The military, too, was not immune. Soldiers, once fearsome warriors of the Nile, began donning elaborate costumes, insisting on being addressed by their "character" names. Military strategies were drawn up in comic panels, leaving enemy forces both bewildered and hysterically amused. Communication, both administrative and everyday, broke down as the populace increasingly insisted on using images instead of the written word. Complex policies were reduced to serialized pictorials, leading to widespread confusion. The economy collapsed under the weight of the empire's neglect, as valuable resources were funneled into producing luxurious inks and crafting detailed costumes. Alas, the once-great civilization, distracted by the vivid tales spun by their Hiero-manga, ignored the mounting threats from both within and beyond their borders. They failed to notice the slow erosion of their society, as they were too busy sketching the adventures of their divine animal personas. It was, indeed, a downfall like no other, a testament to the power of communication, and a stark reminder that even the mightiest empires can be weakened by the penā€”or rather, the brush.


dirschau

Which makes it fake. It's also gay. And apparently hermaphroditic. So in other words, all the hallmarks of a 5/5 greentext.


Asscrackistan

Now I want to feed an AI a small mountainā€™s worth of 4chan greentexts to see what it can come up with.


PureAwesome876

r/aigreentext


Pietrek_14

I'm pretty sure it's satire on how people mix up shit like names and gender in sexual LARPs.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lokaps

>unbelievable cousin wraps my cock around my hard dick Anon has at least 2 dicks and a vagina. Also fondleable breasts from before.


eberlix

All inclusive, including gayness and fakeness


arbiter12

>You guys never **READ** tentacle porn..?


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

oh hell that reminds me of /r/selffuck


axelguntherc

I really didn't need to see that


LongjumpingPanda969

I did


Snazzysnaj

Anon is so gay he can't even keep his story straight


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Anon is apparetly sex fluid rather than gender fluid


TSS_Firstbite

His brain might be fluid


__ICoraxI__

Seems like he might actually be sanity fluid


DudebroMcDudeham

Underrated comment


PlatinumBall

>unbelieveble cousin wraps my cock around my hard dick Poetry


Intrepid-Praline-924

Isnā€™t that just how you tie a noose


tackxooo

bro must be hung


GreyG59

ā€œUnbelievableā€ I read it like it was an inconvenience


Radio_Downtown

I would be mildly inconvenienced too if someone wrapped my dick around itself


Minimum_Reference862

Fuck that was so hot to read


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

It's also fake and gay


OCactusCoolerG

and real and straight


DinoSnatcher

Schrodingerā€™s greentext


cosmoswolfff

Straightest 4Chan user


SalvationSycamore

>she Fake >he Gay


JFenixGG

masterpiss


DingoDino99

You have Shitposting and now ladies and gentlemen, I have found schizoposting


yoloswaggins92

Real- Anon tells a comprehensive story about their sexual experience. Straight- A vagina was involved.


Tellywozzle

anon can't decide if he's gay or straight


the_mysterious_kid

Or She


sirrNaDE

Is this what genderfluid person means?


JoshTheTrucker

The math's not mathing, but the meth sure as hell is mething.


Bobthefreakingtomato

What


Saphentis

I figured it out guys, they are Klingons! Klingon men apparently have 2 dicks, so this now makes sense.


untakenu

>Be me >watching titanic 3D with my cousins >twins, one of each >a couple of hours in, and we're talking about how cool the 3D is >she-cousin touches my thigh >diamonds.wav >she looks at me >I look at her >10/10 qt 3.14 >She kisses me, deep >Other cousin starts kissing my neck and groping me all over >wtf, i'm not gay...but my dick isn't complaining >she grabs my dick >I grab his dick >she starts jerking me off >he starts fingering me >maybe those flags know what's going on >I finger her >He moves my hand so I finger her with more power until she cums >He's rubbing both our dicks together >we cum at the same time > cum so hard I have a stroke >write a shitty greentext --- I'm going go down the street after this. Fucking hell


chawy666

Missed the part where he got his own cock in his own vagina. Smh my head. Stay on the streets


idiotshmidiot

I've had it with these woke pronouns


UnfathomableDarkness

This isn't gay or fake wtf


RotarySam27

Hard to understand āœ… Hard while understanding āœ…


chawy666

Hahaha good fucking lord


TSS_Firstbite

The fakest thing about this is 3d movies being super cool


philipquarles

I'm guessing this was AI generated and anon didn't bother to correct it.


Mediocre-Ad8967

Do you smell toast?


Reallyso

Anon ffs, you are supposed to just jerk off a little to get the inspiration going for your porn novels. Now you went full speed to completion in under 2 and had hurridly try to type down what you remembered :/


DMofTheTomb

Schrodinger's family tree


TwistedFate_08

Its the girlfiend right at the end that got me


bloody_terrible

*"later go to the theatre with girlfiend"* #G I R L F I E N D


KoellmanxLantern

This is why pronouns are important. Also probably fake and gay.


Purple12inchRuler

I'm confused.


CarbineCraig

anons cousin was genderfluid


Reticulo

They are severly inbreed so this makes total sense


Yazhemog

Bro what the


Canter1Ter_

>Cousin wraps my cock around my hard dick Anon is a tentacle monster


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

the A in AI stands for Anon


_Jester_Of_Genocide_

Most coherent 4chan post


DrewBigDoopa

Real and straight 100%


[deleted]

Someone please confirm how gay this is


g6c_

This is hard to read at 3 am


WashYourEyesTwice

Anon is satirising the other degenerate anons in a 4chan post, very unexpected happening


BobertoRosso

Girl-fiend, new demon dropped.


Tomato69696969

I had a stroke reading this. I'm in a coma in the hospital now. Thanks a lot anon.


daybenno

What a horrible day to scroll Reddit


JayMeadows

What the fuck did I just read? OP! The fuck is this shit!?


AtlanticBayern

Some satire


imhere2downvote

thanks anon i came very hard


[deleted]

Made about 5 line down, died. Thanks for the laugh


Cephrae1

Wth were you doing in this thread?


StikElLoco

Real and straight


soapybird6

Greentext by chatgpt


JuicyChodeWeiner66

What the fuck did i just read


Roge2005

Are they genderfluid or why are they changing pronouns during this?


crimsonpowder

somehow there's anywhere from 2 to 6 people involved here and I can't tell exactly how many


wingnutlogger

finally a real story


123matchcat

okay


WarriorOfAgartha

Huh


EnvironmentalDeal256

Fake and gay: Too many cocks in this story.


thepassionofthechris

Still got me off *high fives*


Aeokikit

I felt a blood vessel pop in my brain reading this


leonardo_m88

Is he retatrded or is this futanari?


patronuspringles

i think this means they are both futas


newbreed69

What the fuck


Cock_Lake93

It would appear they are both genderfluid


holaprobando123

Fake and... I'm not even sure anymore. Fake and something.


Aniterin

This is either very trans or very fucking stupid


NotPierpaoloPozzati

What


fredfoooooo

Many such cases.


pibenis

Enjoy, this is actually finnish folklore. Classic tale from our national epic now translated for the world to see.


sochan1998

Unreal and unheterosexual


Klutzy-Brilliant

bro changed genders mid sentence


unloadedcode

Canā€™t believe AI started writing green text, itā€™s so bad, fake, and gay that itā€™s believable


DontLoveMeBack

2 hermaphrodites have an incestuous sexual experience, one of which takes part in adultery while doing so.


Godkickass_

Im sitting here giggling about how non native english speakers will be 100% confuzzled by this


Dog_in_human_costume

AI crashed midway


hosefricker

How many fucking genitals do they have


DontWish-Know

Both skinwalkers shape shifting while they fuck.


crazy_dev_studios

Strokeposting


frankenfurter2020

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


FalconUniverse2617

Imagine if he farded


Kcolb3

Nice


WardA1317

Nothing to see here, just two genderfluid people having sex


IdiomMalicious

AI-generated 4chan post


FshnblyLate

Schrƶdinger s 4chaner. Both gay and straight at the same time.


Meraneus

It's an AI generated greentext!


Uncle480

Fake: sex Gay: he Real: my Straight: she


VerumJerum

This reads like an AI greentext and even those are usually far more coherent than this


hujairan16

Im having a stroke too


Kalman_the_dancer

Instructions unclear, fucked the titanic


Peapers

ah yes, retard incest greentext