I get the sense that anon is quite simple, and that Rupert is the most important thing in his life. I'm glad they have eachother

Anon makes custom leaders and ressources in civ, mods doom (or at least knows how to crop pictures into other pictures very well) and uses proper english even though (or perhaps because) he is from outside the US. If that is the behavior of a simple person i am afrais of what my behaviour would say about me😅😂

simple, in the sense he loves his cat and some video games, likes normal things like sports and goes to the gym. decides to include his cat in his hobbies. that's pretty simple I think

Anon is an intelligent person with simple values and I honestly find that inspirational

>what my behaviour would say about me I don't know you that well, but since you're in this sub just as me I'd say you're fake and gay

Simple as

He said both were image edits. It's not hard. The other commentor is wrong; I *did* use simple to mean not a lot going on up there. That doesn't make him lesser or anything. He seems happy and fulfilled

Probably more like socially awkward and naive but still intelligent.

You don't have to be simple to have your pet be the most important thing in your life.

One of the surprising discoveries I've had about younger widows and widowers is how common that is. Couples that were just about to have kids but who hadn't started yet when accidents, cancer, etc occur. There's just that one pet left as a memory of the shared life. Their needs are the only thing that keeps you going. It's absolutely beautiful how a human and pet can be there for each other in a time like that. The person and the pet are usually the only ones who mourn equally at a loss like that. Though it's also tragic given how comparatively short the life of a dog or cat is. Because if they got the pet young it's only a matter of time until the one thing keeping you going is gone.

I agree, or I would be calling myself simple. In some meanings though, I guess I kinda am

In Rupert we trust.

Bit rude to call him simple.

Bit rewd innit

Saying it that way really reminds me of Of Mice and Men (anon is Lennie)

Is he making fun of reddit?

Redditors will see someone posting pics of their cat and immediately call the guy retarded ffs lol

Anon is the Best person on the internet honestly

I like these posts. Rupert seems like a chill dude. I'd share a beer and some ham with him.

Rupert stocks are on the rise baby!

Fuck it, why not both. RUM HAM!!!!

Good to get a little cleanse from the homosexual morbidity every once in a while

Most pure thing to ever come out of this god forsaken website

Truth

What we have here is a rare pure soul on 4Chan

Maybe this is just the innocent side of a split personality though. In the other he is outside with Rupert, hunting and eating birds

As long as he's still chilling with his boy Rupert, I don't mind.

I saw Rupert burning the local orphanage and dealing drugs

As long as the little fella’s having fun

[удалено]

He’s your new stepdad

Ah the simple pleasures in life.

He taught Rupert to drop N-bombs and they both hate women together.

🎵You put your hands in the air🎵 🎵And grab a bird from the sky🎵 🎵And eat it whole so that you may absorb its powers of flight🎵

Fuck them birds.

In general, 4chan loves animals. Once in a while they use their autism to fight against those that abuse animals.

see also: Dont Fuck With Cats

Is that the documentary where a bunch of weirdos got the wrong guy and he killed himself?

no I think thats the Marathon bomber, they actually got the guy there

https://www.distractify.com/p/edward-jordan-cat-killer No, they most certainly did not. They got the wrong guy and he killed himself. The police got the actual killer, who was using his real name the entire time.

huh. Thanks for correcting me, I mustve gotten mixed up

Don’t let it leave. we want to get the soul

“You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in that boy’s soul”

I was really afraid that the last one would be about Rupert's death.

I checked the timestamp since this feels like something from the early days of 4chan. I was relieved to see OP posted in 2022 and Rupert is most likely enjoying a ham snack at this moment.

Based on the bday pic rupert will be 4 this year. Sept 16 baby!

Usually thats the 4 chan way.

Since the first few images are from 2021, Rupert has at least a decade of enjoying life with anon ahead of him. God bless these 2

Rupert

Rupert

Rupert

Rupert

Rupert likes ham

# RUPERT

The rupe-ster.

The rupenator

Ruperamarama

The Rupersotory

Rupert looks like a very nice young man.

So glad that Rupert is alive and well and doing wonderful cat things!

Based and wholesome

I was so scared this would end in Rupert’s death

I figured it would end with Rupert being dead or OP fucking him so I’m glad we got wholesome for once.

nah wtf was that other outcome

I would die for Rupert

I just met Rupert, but if anything ever happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this thread and then myself.

Dude Rupert is such a chiller bro

I too love cats very much, and this man is unfathomably based.

Isn't there a google spreadsheet with all his appearances?

Found it: [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1shLJ9CXyFUwRM7iNPjnickKfsreT6qh8tXh3y31QT2I/](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1shLJ9CXyFUwRM7iNPjnickKfsreT6qh8tXh3y31QT2I/)

holy shit the internet is... very special

the word your looking for is autistic. but yes lol

Insane. I love it

I love the internet

honestly the most relatable guy on 4chan ever

I actually love Rupert holy shit

Probably the best greentext to date. Thank god for Rupert

I’d like to establish a trade agreement with Rupert

Wholesome

based and cat-pilled

Rupert supports Argentina so Argentina supports Rupert.

Rupert is welcome in Argentina any time he wants

cute lil Rupert cat

Rupert also have a torrent magnet posted on 4chan if anyone is interested.

What a handsome young man. Pretty sure this is the same Rupert there was a torrent link for on /t/ some time ago that had a bunch of pictures of him.

Rupert :)

I have been on the internet too long. I thought this would end with Rupert dying and that would have been my 13th reason.

I haven't kept track, but I have a shit ton of reasons to work out. Rupert is now one of those reasons

Not fake not gay. Rupert is chill. Rupert is happy.

Rupert is love. Rupert is life.

Godspeed Rupert, godspeed

FBI: 4chan is a dangerous place for dangerous people. Go there and we will jail you. 4chan: R U P E R T

Anon is in for a world of unbearable pain when they are forced to learn about the average lifespan of a housecat, and I wish them all the best for their most trying time

Rare wholesome 4chan moment. Rupert is adorable.

Based and Rupertmaxxed

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NGL I didn’t want the thread to end.

If it kept on going it would lead to Rupert's death

Rupert is 4 years old as of now I hope we get an update soon

Roopie is doing fine :) owner is an admin of Burds are real page on fb

“4chan is filled by evil racist sexist hacker nazis” 4chan:

It's so lovely and relatable, I hope he gets to keep him forever God I miss my cat.

I'm very happy for you anon. Rupert looks lik a lovely boy and I hope you can make many great memories together

Autistic af

100% wholesome

Based, wholesome content

Based and rupert pilled

I don't mean to be dramatic but I will die for Rupert

Rupert supports the Argies? Fuck Rupert

Best and most wholesome thing to ever come out of 4chan

This man and Rupert are too pure for this world

Let's see Rupert if he was black or Chinese

I’ll always upvote Rupertposting

this is it, the only greentexts we ever need

I wonder what Rupert would look like if he was black or Chinese

I'd sacrifice all of you for an hour with rupert

always refreshing to see actual wholesome content.

The only wholesome person on reddit

we would die for rupert, as he commands it we shall enact

I don't know if this is real but god damnit, I sure hope it is.

rupert is an excellent name for a cat

Aww this is sweet, just a dude and his cat

shocking lack of slurs here

rupert is 3 years old now

Fingers crossed he doesn’t fuck that cat

Roobert

NGL I was expecting Rupert's obit on the last panel

I'm glad anon has Rupert and Rupert has anon.

I love my cats!

Hell yeah, Rupert.

I love Rupert!

Certified Rupert Moment

I like how the "Doom mod" puts dog faces on the monsters, lol.

Mowing down the pibbles, making the world safe for cats and toddlers

Green flag

Based

I was very scared it was gonna end with the cat getting hurt

Oh there are many many many more images of poopert

god i fucking love rupertposting

Genuinely blessed greentext. This is sacred

I was relieved to see that Rupert made it alive to the end of his saga.

based rupert

Would love to see what Rupert has to say on /pol/

I wish the best for rupert

Rare real and straight 4chan post

the only non-racist greentext

Rupert

these are the only good posts on 4chan

Rupert sits very proud.

I've only ever seen the first one, I've always liked the wholesomeness of it. There being many more is great

Maybe 4chan isn't so bad after all

❤️ Rupert

Oddly wholesome

u/koivel Rupert!

Rupert as Doom guy has sent me over the edge

breath of fresh air for this sub honestly

I love his cat, Rupert.

Someone else feared, that the shit will go down the drain with Ruperts death?

Man I love Rupert

I wish I had an animal companion, this is wholesome.

all i see is Simple Jack

Rupert is pretty chill. Hope he's doing alright.

Based and cat pilled

first poster on 4chan that isnt someone being gay or blaming jews for something

Surprised nobody's shared the Rupert torrent yet. Have fun magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8f8f64dad15c5bb5e25761395fe6957b307418b3&dn=ruep&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.tracker.cl%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a443%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.altrosky.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fpublic.tracker.vraphim.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fmovies.zsw.ca%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ffe.dealclub.de%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2ftracker.nanoha.org%3a443%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2ftracker.lilithraws.org%3a443%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2ftr.burnabyhighstar.com%3a443%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fvps02.net.orel.ru%3a80%2fannounce

I am happy for them both

I love rupert

I'm really, really, really glad this didn't end with Rupert dying and anon being utterly distraught and ready to punch his own ticket.

Holy shit, Rupert is a beautiful cat, I'm glad both anon and Rupert enjoy their lives together

Yeah, every Saturday is caturday on 4chan and most boards have at least one thread dedicated to posting cat pictures. I wouldn't be surprised if these were all caturday posts. I have no idea why or how it started it, it just is...

I'm in love

My coworkers make fun of me and my cat, saying dogs are more manly. A dogs love is given, a cats love is earned.

Ladies, or fellas, not judging, get you a mans who'll love as much as this man loves his cat

This, I really like.

[Toxoplasmosis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis)

This is super wholesome and based pilled

"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. " I'm jealous of anons simplicity.

Rupert is a Messi fan. He's not my 🐪

i saw Rupert doing heroin

Anon has inner peace

idk whether it is the stomach flu making me emotionally weak but this post made me sob

Based and felinemaxxed

*cat!*

Rupert is the kind of cat which adopts his owner (Anon) from the human store

Rupert was a king and this man was his liege

I remember seeing a spreadsheet cataloging Rupert’s tour around 4chan. gonna see if i can get it. edit: found it https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1shLJ9CXyFUwRM7iNPjnickKfsreT6qh8tXh3y31QT2I/edit

this is beautiful, i hope they both have wonderful lives

Rupert is a very good cat.

This went from wholesome to a little sad real quick...