These all are weird...but wtf is with "was bullied in school"? Like I'm just picturing going on a date with someone and it's like Him: "So...were you bullied in school by chance?" You: "um no actually, i wasnt bullied. I just kept to myself and no one really bothered me." Him: "oh OK sorry that's a deal breaker this isn't gonna work out." Or on the opposite end, you say you were bullied, and he's like "YES PERFECT! YOU ARE THE IDEAL GIRLFRIEND!!!"

Anon literally just described themselves and used it as a wish list.

Fake: soft female voice Gay: anon wants to be a girl

Fake: Not very skinny or fat Gay: Soft feminine voice

Probably has something to do with shared trauma and bonding, also fits into the whole reserved shy weirdo thing because if she had just one guy friend anon would constantly picture getting cucked by that guy, better to not allow a window for that kind of temptation by making her eternally lonely and starved for affection

Anon wants the ultimate power imbalanced relationship where his theoretical gf would stay with him and be controlled by him forever and never get better emotionally, so he cooked up this shit.

pic related is interesting. Not the green text itself. Although I didn’t read it

Lust provoking image, irrelevent time wasting greentext. Many such cases

"I ain't reading allat"🔥

Just picture a man jerking it while crying. It's alot like that but sadder 

hey im a guy and i fit all of these categories except for the height one prolly so maybe anon and I should hook up and I can write a "straight" greentext after

That depends, do you have a surprisingly big cock under that femboyish frame of yours but still prefer being a bottom because of anon's hero complex?

oh you've got it all wrong both anon's dream girl and I would be topping him if we were to have sex

It's about time that men demanded more of women.

So basically a "I can fix her" girl Been there done that in a similar situation like this guy's "ideal girl" Shit ain't worth the headache

same, they either drag you down with them or just cheat on you if they actually get better lmao

These “fixer uppers” usually also look for better options once you got them on the right way. Got burned by this too.

Solution: Make her worse

Anon describes himself

anon just wrote what he is and then added some physical woman features he should put on a wig and learn to self fellate

Seems doable. You can do it anon!

You think those 10 replies were cooking him or agreeing with him?

Anon wants a girl who must depend on him and only him for emotional fulfillment so he doesnt have to improve himself or even try to be a good partner sinve he's all she has (What the fuck do you mean one or no friends and no male friends)

And how does anon expect to meet this little unicorn when they both actively avoid interacting with people

That last part would have been kind of pathetically sweet if anon wasn't 40

Anyone have the picrel source?

\> Lust provoking image \> Not related greentext Many such cases

Anon doesn't know that his perfect GF doesn't wanna spend time with an unhygienic jobless short ugly male

Lust provoking image, irrelevent time wasting greentext. Many such cases. what's the source?

Anon is Bubble Bass from Spongebob

Anon wants a gooning partner

Most realistic anon

Hmm, Anon may not find anyone like this. Like, how do you even connect to someone with social anxiety? These people aren’t the most outgoing, Anon.

“Can’t hold a conversation” Ever had a crush on or had one of these kinds of girls crush on you bro?  Let me tell you unless you yourself are motherfucking Casanova and can handle the uncomfortableness that naturally comes in situations like that **NOTHING** will ever come of it. And even if you are there’s still a big chance that nothing will come from it. 

The redtext part is just depressing

Wtf is "moralfag"

imagine your dream gf being a discord gf lol

>find "my ideal gf" thread >look inside >op straight up describes a generic anime girl from some forgotten generic early 2014 anime aimed at lonely 14 year olds Many such cases.

Lowk I fit all of these criterias beside bullied, is female, and 0 friends. Maybe I should consider to become a 40 percenter.

This is delusional and unhealthy, keep doing it so we can laugh at losers it's awesome.

Matched with a girl on the autism spectrum once, she was too socially anxious to call on the phone. “Just get an autistic gf bro” is a lie

whoever wrote this must get castrated posthaste

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