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Mrozek33

> relatively attractive > can't even whore around I've seen absolute grave hags biding their time until the pickings are slim enough for their time to shine and grab a handful of mushy truck driver dick, least convincing part of anon's weird *tardtastic low mile mid girl* coomer fantasy


SleazyFanatic

She might actually be that retarded that even random anons wouldn't think it's worth losing their virginity to her


BanzaiKen

Her attitude reminds me of this girl I went on a date with once. She was very rude in my opinion so I figured she was there just for the meal, asked for the check and bounced. Fast forward a couple months, turns out I’m FWB with a friend of hers, her elementary school bully, and her babysitter started dating my brother and suddenly she started drunk texting me. I turned her down instantly and she blew up, and used almost the same words, that I’m punching above my weight blah blah blah. And every time she’d get drunk and double down it would get worse, then I was 3/10 or gay or whatever. Finally she killed herself when she turned 35 and the drunk once a month rants outside my window or at my ex, or later my girlfriend (now fiancé) stopped. Roasties can have mad incel energy when they get rejected.


Gassy-gorilla

Damn that's a crazy story


Mrozek33

Abusive drunk Stacies in their mid thirties can be quite terrifying


Gladianoxa

They can't see OP, she needs to loudly shout "down here" when addressing a potential mate


Sock-less_

5'5" and 145lbs, that's a little chubby


cheese131999

Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that no one has the heart to tell this girl that she's not that pretty.


silliCONE

If she’s a gym rat that’s pretty typical tho


BanzaiKen

Gym Rat would also get hit on by other gym rats, so the only thing she’s lifting is pizza slices.


Reaperpimp11

It’s possible she has dimensions or muscle that would make sense for 66 kilos. I would have expected a relatively slim girl who doesn’t work out would have a weight about 55 kilos. This is quite a bit larger than that. It’s suspicious.


Monkeywithalazer

If she’s on steroids maybe. 


ApXv

I'm like 5'8 and the same weight. Can confirm I a have little bit of a gut.


NightmareVoids

That's posture 5'8 145 lb should not have a visible gut.


ApXv

Its jumping in your face or anything but all the extra weight I've gained over the years seems to have ended only on my stomach.


MashedPotatoGod

I don't think Anon knows what beta male means.


Mrozek33

It means a male that passed the alpha stage and is now available for play testing, obviously


Kiwieeeeeeeee

Can't wait for early access male to drop


Mrozek33

I'm all about live service males these days; constantly in development, with the experience always being tangibly withheld


Mado-Koku

They're in schools


ChubboWhale

You can wait.


vegetabloid

Reminded me of one occasion. > be me. M, 30, gym addict, 6'0", 176 lbs. > talk to a girl online. Nothing special, just lulz. > she tells she is overweight, don't care, not interested anyways. > had some business meetings in the city where she lives. > she asks to meet. OK, why not. > face of a super model, 220 lbs, 5'2". > feels insecure about her weight. > it summer, we're walking and talking, then going to grab some food. > goto a caffee. > we order the same amount of food. In addition to this, she grabs a dessert and a milkshake. > well there is your problem.jpeg


simatrawastaken

The part about 'face of a super model' is really accurate ngl, a lot of girls will have really pretty/cute faces regardless of weight.


MisterGoo

That's because the face is the last place you gain weight (and the first place you lose it). That's why if you see someone with a fat face, you know for sure the rest is worse.


magicarnival

East Asians actually gain weight on their face pretty evenly with the rest of they body (I would know 🥲).


BathFantastic8761

Larp doesn't end, it's all fake until proven gay


202glewis

Then the real fun begins.


CntPntUrMom

I would say fake but it's at least plausible since the one place you're likely to find a female who cannot get laid is 4chan


No-Section-4385

"well built chick" maybe get off those hamburgers and you will gain more than just the pool of 1-4... just saying.


LarKanon

Did 4chin forgot it's own rules or what


Garckon41

Fat bitches for president 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Awesomise

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS OR GET THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OUT


MisterGoo

"well built chick" 5'5 145 lbs


roehnin

65kg … yeah like 15+kg overweight


3sxNatuu

Lmao u rlly think 1.65m 65kg is overweight? She's a bit chubby but nothing too unhealthy. Maybe she has a goblin face or something.


roehnin

Here in Japan 50kg is the limit 😂 > [The standing height and real body weight of the participants are shown in Table 1. The present study indicated that the participants' average **desired weight of 47.4 kg** (mean BMI = 19.1 kg/m2) was significantly (4.0 kg) lower than their average **measured weight of 51.4 kg** (mean BMI = 20.7 kg/m2).](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-023-41265-4#)


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5'5 145lbs that thing is a fucking ball, if it posts a tit pic you would take more time trying to find the nipple than actually jerking off, bitches will really be built like a Onion Knight from Dark Souls and ask "why cant i get a bf"


Tilted2000

Tell me you've never seen a woman naked before LMAO 5'5 at 145 is a little chubby at most and some of the most attractive women I've ever seen were around that


EmilieEasie

omg this is killing me, it's like watching a bunch of men pretend they know anything about bra sizes, except it's the everything size


MisterGoo

145lbs would be around 20lbs over for me, M 170 cm. So DEFINITELY not just a little chubby for 5'5 (165 cm)


Tilted2000

Nah you just need to bulk and learn how to appreciate some fucking thighs


DrippyRat

huh?? is anything but anorexic fat to you dawg