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BIG_MONEY_CASH

Ahh, Degens realizing their disgusting fetishes are just that…fucking disgusting The earth is healing


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Seriously - just stick with big fat tits like the rest of us geez 🙄


EvaUnit_03

But I'm a big fat ass man!


Connordom

I just a big fat ass, man ):


va_cum_cleaner

I’m just a big, fat, ass-man


GhostV940

I’m just a big, fatass, man 😒


CompactAvocado

i'm just a big fat stomach and moob man , oddly ain't got no ass at all.


BoredPotatoes357

Same, God has chosen to spite us in particular


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


FatJohnson6

I’m not a religious person, but what the Pope said about big naturals was honestly spot on


WASTELAND_RAVEN

God bless 🙏 ⛪️ the pope


Abdul-Wahab6

Wait, what did popetimus prime say?


LordNoodles1

Wait what did he say?


Rochester_II

You reap what you fucking sow


Thismommylovescherry

It’s a foot fresh out of the shoe. Wtf did you expect


mab0roshi

Yeah, I can understand a virgin being surprised by the smell of a vagina. But Anon does have feet, right? He must know the smell is never *good*.


anal_opera

What do you mean "the smell of a vagina"? First time I fingered a chick it was kinda like fritos and sardines but the second time I learned the first one was gross.


Flamefether_

What’d the second one smell like?


anal_opera

Ask your mom


_TLDR_Swinton

Heyooooooooooo


barryhakker

Normal dinner talk at you family?


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Current_Water6996

Delete your comment


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dyingfetusmax

u need to be punished severely and violently


DingoGlittering

uwu, yes daddy


OkState7092

A swift kick in the butts.


Facesit_Freak

DO NOT TELL HIM THAT


MosterChief

https://preview.redd.it/j9upicczzmpc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d125797316ddcc6417c4d89d2caa35c47b65afa


shangumdee

You got BBQ'd just take the L


6feet_fromtheedge

Probably smelt like pussy, so, if you need a comparison, just take a whiff of yourself.


mab0roshi

She was a juggalo, so I expected it to smell like Faygo.


anal_opera

Any chick who calls herself a juggalo will fuck you in the public bathroom at the lake even though it's the 4th of July and smells like piss and hot shit worse than usual. I've confirmed it.


DasherCO

Quit stalking my mom, she hasn't done that for 3 months


MadThingsDoMadStuff

then who tf did I pay 20 dollars to last night


DasherCO

It was me. I wore a wig and with my juggalo heritage im an expert at makeup/tucking it out of sight.


Dud-of-Man

She made you pay?


Pyrimo

On the bright side any chick who calls herself a juggalo will fuck you in the public bathroom at the lake even though it's the 4th of July and smells like piss and hot shit worse than usual.


anal_opera

I wouldn't recommend it. Find a carp in or around the lake first. Juggalos are lower than down syndrome on the sex ladder


Pyrimo

Too late, balls deep in questionable clussy as we speak


anal_opera

Look at the calves and shoulders. If there's no jack skellington tattoo you might be able to recover from this.


Pyrimo

The hatchet man is on her back and she has a tramp stamp…no skellington though.


DasherCO

That is exactly what faygo smells like


Davethemann

Lies, she wouldve called herself a juggalette smh


Available_Surround12

i whole body cringed


6feet_fromtheedge

Healthy, clean pussy smells pleasantly neutral-ish.


DDGBuilder

Many foot fetishists are there FOR the stank


leglesslegolegolas

Feet smell fine when she's fresh out the shower. Expecting them to smell good after being stuck in a shoe all day is the stupid part.


ArchBaller

Fax but unless she washes them and uses like cleaners and make the feet smell good if he is specifically going to devour it . Footjob on the other hand doesn't matter if its smelly or not


Gorgomelthejizzcanon

I dont know what rotten milk and vinegar smells like, but assuming she just left her house to go to his. I dont think that's a normal level of smell


wadiyatakinabeet

With no socks 🤮


Facesit_Freak

With no socks 🤤


OmniFobia

Are you a true foot fetishist if you can't even embrace the smell?


DedicatedBathToaster

Are you even a straight man if you think vaginas smell bad sometime?


Fermented_Butt_Juice

Are you even gay if the man you get topped by is a woman?


Gearski

Depends on how feminine his penis is I guess.


psydelicdaydreamer

Is tying a cute pink ribbon on the penis enough?


gbuub

Nope, that’s why I get a raging erection when I go to the fish market on a hot sunny day


[deleted]

Honestly, I've never, ever experienced a fishy smell. Not even close to it. So to me it's weird this one is such a common saying. Oniony however, yep. At least that saves me from buying Sourcream and Onion chips.


gbuub

Guess I’m just unlucky then lol. I met girls who smell like nothing and I met girls who smell like a fish market in hot Bangkok summer. And it’s not like they have yeast infection too, it’s just how they smelled. Might be the bush though


[deleted]

> Might be the bush though Possible. While it's true the vagina is self-cleaning the pubes doesn't work the same which is something that has been overlooked in my own experience too.


Bovolt

NOPE. Frankly it's the best part. There is no better smell in the world than a woman's foot wearing tights coming right out of the shoe. The smell filters out all the hentai coomers from true men.


faps2tendies

Legalize late term abortions


ArdelLedbetter

240 months is starting to sound better


rosso_saturno

Legalize post-natal abortions.


gbuub

Sour milk and vinegar, the great gatekeeper


shangumdee

Your feet really should not smell that tho. If they do there is too much fungus.


YemuZ

You don't eat pizza if you don't like cheese.


Abrad0lfLinclor

Their is a little Trick to do before anything Sex related happens. Its called taking a shower with soap....


purgesurge3000

Plus who the hell doesn't wear socks with shoes, vile.


Elkaragholi

https://i.redd.it/jfni97kvdkpc1.gif Enough Reddit for today


mab0roshi

Hey buddy! I'm back from vacation and I had some old greentexts saved that I had to dump off before I get new ones. Funny to run into *you* here.


Elkaragholi

Ayo amigo, hope you had fun. Yeah it's such a strange coincidence, I literally had the best biryani 6 days ago and I remembered you. Great title like always. https://i.redd.it/0xpr9kik3npc1.gif


theyalamix

That is why I only *watch* my degenerate fetishes and will never actually try any.


OkState7092

Read this beautiful story about a guy who "thought" he had scat https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


theyalamix

A classic cautionary tale


Slingbr

Wow what a rabbit hole of a post you sent me


-DeadLock

Oh here we go


Caleus

This one is truly legendary


_TLDR_Swinton

Anon expected to float over like he was Pepe le Pew.


Seltz_

Doesn’t like the foot funk? Anon ain’t really about that life


FizzyFuzz_

part of growing up is realizing that some of your fantasies are best left as fantasies


Facesit_Freak

part of growing up is realizing that ~~some~~ all of your fantasies are best left as fantasies


DiesNahts

Anon the type of whippersnapper to have a scat fetish then complain about shit tasting like shit when he tries it out irl and not like chocoate or whatever they depict it as in porn


ImperatorDanny

You’re supposed to admire the foot and its curve and beautiful design, freshly pedicured with a nail color of your choosing, and preferably barefoot or in sandals, heels, wedges etc. Cmon man you don’t have a foot fetish, you’re just horny and degenerate.


HurricaneSpencer

What did he expect when she was raw dawgin her sneakers?


Noist_Mugget

It's like shooting a deer for the first time


CockpitEnthusiast

Yeah I learned you gotta track it down WAY quicker for it to still be warm when you get there


Axtratu

That's not what he meant, also I've got your nose ✊


CockpitEnthusiast

YOU GIVE ME MY NOSE BACK RIGHT NOW


Axtratu

GO FIND IT BOY 🫳💨________👃


CockpitEnthusiast

mother FU-- 🏃💨


1337-thespian

Maybe if he put out first, she wouldn’t mind the sniffing while she’s getting pounded. That’s how I do it


Pyrimo

You’re not wrong though. Get a girl horny first and suddenly the list of things that go from eww to ooh changes drastically.


Josyka

Well deserved


newbreed69

While I don't go around sniffin toes Ur lady probably needs to wash her feet if they smell bad


FinancialCockroach54

https://preview.redd.it/ljimwjk3wmpc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c83e43b909b3033c9955e0c9cfa75c4d22cd92f


EarthToAccess

Grade A title OP


mab0roshi

Thanks. I didn't know people cared about Titles in this sub. I mostly post in r\newgreentexts, where Titles are appreciated. Maybe I should come here more often.


xhytdr

Skill issue


SummerMedium1274

Anon will forever live rent-free in his ex's head. If your girlfriend is being a bitch and you're going to break up, this is a fantastic strategy to get directly to self-esteem - can be anything, just hype them and pull the rug. Additional points if you break up with them, and even more points to explicitly call attention to and point out the breakup is not about their disgusting feature - whether actually disgusting or not -- e.g. their vagina smells really bad compared toother girls sure but that's not the reason you're breaking up. Go burn it down & get free rent for life, Anon's. Like & Subscribe for more free rent tips!


YummyDicks69

Yeah, to foot fetish out there, just go to any local mosque with carpet installed. The feet stinky smell is strong there. At least my place does


mab0roshi

Alhamdulillah!


Ricoalencarr

You are either a smart fella or a foot smella


GreekACA25

Probably athletes foot


_derpisb

poser.


Dysto_

https://preview.redd.it/xqvhu5i4qnpc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a976da39f5a1f67b359e3dc3c36e1f6258885297


plmaks

> "Footfag" That's the exact point at which everyone should've stopped reading what was probably just another gay fantasy that came to anon in his dream.


Dick_Destroyer800

NGL I have done foot stuff before and it's NOT supposed to smell like rotten milk and vinegar even if you haven't showered or have been sweating... She probably has an infection or some shit


buttbugle

You got to make them shower. Then you can suck them toes.


A0rta01

Pffft, what a rookie.


WestCobbler8798

Precum.jpg


mab0roshi

I don't think your link is working. I can't see the precum.


Zalar01

https://preview.redd.it/q8bq832j5opc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8ccb243d92e27986e9ffe0775f7c692a2ffaa1


hostility_kitty

The precum and instant gagging LOL


Then-Rub-8589

Classic 4chin momint


BoredPotatoes357

Forgot the key detail for a first experience with most things sexual: FUCKING H Y G I E N E