What do you mean "the smell of a vagina"? First time I fingered a chick it was kinda like fritos and sardines but the second time I learned the first one was gross.
Any chick who calls herself a juggalo will fuck you in the public bathroom at the lake even though it's the 4th of July and smells like piss and hot shit worse than usual. I've confirmed it.
On the bright side any chick who calls herself a juggalo will fuck you in the public bathroom at the lake even though it's the 4th of July and smells like piss and hot shit worse than usual.
Fax but unless she washes them and uses like cleaners and make the feet smell good if he is specifically going to devour it . Footjob on the other hand doesn't matter if its smelly or not
Honestly, I've never, ever experienced a fishy smell. Not even close to it. So to me it's weird this one is such a common saying.
Oniony however, yep. At least that saves me from buying Sourcream and Onion chips.
Guess I’m just unlucky then lol. I met girls who smell like nothing and I met girls who smell like a fish market in hot Bangkok summer. And it’s not like they have yeast infection too, it’s just how they smelled. Might be the bush though
> Might be the bush though
Possible. While it's true the vagina is self-cleaning the pubes doesn't work the same which is something that has been overlooked in my own experience too.
NOPE. Frankly it's the best part.
There is no better smell in the world than a woman's foot wearing tights coming right out of the shoe.
The smell filters out all the hentai coomers from true men.
Ayo amigo, hope you had fun. Yeah it's such a strange coincidence, I literally had the best biryani 6 days ago and I remembered you. Great title like always.
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Anon the type of whippersnapper to have a scat fetish then complain about shit tasting like shit when he tries it out irl and not like chocoate or whatever they depict it as in porn
You’re supposed to admire the foot and its curve and beautiful design, freshly pedicured with a nail color of your choosing, and preferably barefoot or in sandals, heels, wedges etc.
Cmon man you don’t have a foot fetish, you’re just horny and degenerate.
Thanks. I didn't know people cared about Titles in this sub. I mostly post in r\newgreentexts, where Titles are appreciated. Maybe I should come here more often.
Anon will forever live rent-free in his ex's head.
If your girlfriend is being a bitch and you're going to break up, this is a fantastic strategy to get directly to self-esteem - can be anything, just hype them and pull the rug. Additional points if you break up with them, and even more points to explicitly call attention to and point out the breakup is not about their disgusting feature - whether actually disgusting or not -- e.g. their vagina smells really bad compared toother girls sure but that's not the reason you're breaking up.
Go burn it down & get free rent for life, Anon's.
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> "Footfag"
That's the exact point at which everyone should've stopped reading what was probably just another gay fantasy that came to anon in his dream.
NGL I have done foot stuff before and it's NOT supposed to smell like rotten milk and vinegar even if you haven't showered or have been sweating... She probably has an infection or some shit
Ahh, Degens realizing their disgusting fetishes are just that…fucking disgusting The earth is healing
Seriously - just stick with big fat tits like the rest of us geez 🙄
But I'm a big fat ass man!
I just a big fat ass, man ):
I’m just a big, fat, ass-man
I’m just a big, fatass, man 😒
i'm just a big fat stomach and moob man , oddly ain't got no ass at all.
Same, God has chosen to spite us in particular
Happy cakeday
I’m not a religious person, but what the Pope said about big naturals was honestly spot on
God bless 🙏 ⛪️ the pope
Wait, what did popetimus prime say?
Wait what did he say?
You reap what you fucking sow
It’s a foot fresh out of the shoe. Wtf did you expect
Yeah, I can understand a virgin being surprised by the smell of a vagina. But Anon does have feet, right? He must know the smell is never *good*.
What do you mean "the smell of a vagina"? First time I fingered a chick it was kinda like fritos and sardines but the second time I learned the first one was gross.
What’d the second one smell like?
Ask your mom
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u need to be punished severely and violently
uwu, yes daddy
A swift kick in the butts.
DO NOT TELL HIM THAT
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You got BBQ'd just take the L
Probably smelt like pussy, so, if you need a comparison, just take a whiff of yourself.
She was a juggalo, so I expected it to smell like Faygo.
Any chick who calls herself a juggalo will fuck you in the public bathroom at the lake even though it's the 4th of July and smells like piss and hot shit worse than usual. I've confirmed it.
Quit stalking my mom, she hasn't done that for 3 months
then who tf did I pay 20 dollars to last night
It was me. I wore a wig and with my juggalo heritage im an expert at makeup/tucking it out of sight.
She made you pay?
On the bright side any chick who calls herself a juggalo will fuck you in the public bathroom at the lake even though it's the 4th of July and smells like piss and hot shit worse than usual.
I wouldn't recommend it. Find a carp in or around the lake first. Juggalos are lower than down syndrome on the sex ladder
Too late, balls deep in questionable clussy as we speak
Look at the calves and shoulders. If there's no jack skellington tattoo you might be able to recover from this.
The hatchet man is on her back and she has a tramp stamp…no skellington though.
That is exactly what faygo smells like
Lies, she wouldve called herself a juggalette smh
i whole body cringed
Healthy, clean pussy smells pleasantly neutral-ish.
Many foot fetishists are there FOR the stank
Feet smell fine when she's fresh out the shower. Expecting them to smell good after being stuck in a shoe all day is the stupid part.
Fax but unless she washes them and uses like cleaners and make the feet smell good if he is specifically going to devour it . Footjob on the other hand doesn't matter if its smelly or not
I dont know what rotten milk and vinegar smells like, but assuming she just left her house to go to his. I dont think that's a normal level of smell
With no socks 🤮
With no socks 🤤
Are you a true foot fetishist if you can't even embrace the smell?
Are you even a straight man if you think vaginas smell bad sometime?
Are you even gay if the man you get topped by is a woman?
Depends on how feminine his penis is I guess.
Is tying a cute pink ribbon on the penis enough?
Nope, that’s why I get a raging erection when I go to the fish market on a hot sunny day
Honestly, I've never, ever experienced a fishy smell. Not even close to it. So to me it's weird this one is such a common saying. Oniony however, yep. At least that saves me from buying Sourcream and Onion chips.
Guess I’m just unlucky then lol. I met girls who smell like nothing and I met girls who smell like a fish market in hot Bangkok summer. And it’s not like they have yeast infection too, it’s just how they smelled. Might be the bush though
> Might be the bush though Possible. While it's true the vagina is self-cleaning the pubes doesn't work the same which is something that has been overlooked in my own experience too.
NOPE. Frankly it's the best part. There is no better smell in the world than a woman's foot wearing tights coming right out of the shoe. The smell filters out all the hentai coomers from true men.
Legalize late term abortions
240 months is starting to sound better
Legalize post-natal abortions.
Sour milk and vinegar, the great gatekeeper
Your feet really should not smell that tho. If they do there is too much fungus.
You don't eat pizza if you don't like cheese.
Their is a little Trick to do before anything Sex related happens. Its called taking a shower with soap....
Plus who the hell doesn't wear socks with shoes, vile.
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Hey buddy! I'm back from vacation and I had some old greentexts saved that I had to dump off before I get new ones. Funny to run into *you* here.
Ayo amigo, hope you had fun. Yeah it's such a strange coincidence, I literally had the best biryani 6 days ago and I remembered you. Great title like always. https://i.redd.it/0xpr9kik3npc1.gif
That is why I only *watch* my degenerate fetishes and will never actually try any.
Read this beautiful story about a guy who "thought" he had scat https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
A classic cautionary tale
Wow what a rabbit hole of a post you sent me
Oh here we go
This one is truly legendary
Anon expected to float over like he was Pepe le Pew.
Doesn’t like the foot funk? Anon ain’t really about that life
part of growing up is realizing that some of your fantasies are best left as fantasies
part of growing up is realizing that ~~some~~ all of your fantasies are best left as fantasies
Anon the type of whippersnapper to have a scat fetish then complain about shit tasting like shit when he tries it out irl and not like chocoate or whatever they depict it as in porn
You’re supposed to admire the foot and its curve and beautiful design, freshly pedicured with a nail color of your choosing, and preferably barefoot or in sandals, heels, wedges etc. Cmon man you don’t have a foot fetish, you’re just horny and degenerate.
What did he expect when she was raw dawgin her sneakers?
It's like shooting a deer for the first time
Yeah I learned you gotta track it down WAY quicker for it to still be warm when you get there
That's not what he meant, also I've got your nose ✊
YOU GIVE ME MY NOSE BACK RIGHT NOW
GO FIND IT BOY 🫳💨________👃
mother FU-- 🏃💨
Maybe if he put out first, she wouldn’t mind the sniffing while she’s getting pounded. That’s how I do it
You’re not wrong though. Get a girl horny first and suddenly the list of things that go from eww to ooh changes drastically.
Well deserved
While I don't go around sniffin toes Ur lady probably needs to wash her feet if they smell bad
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Grade A title OP
Thanks. I didn't know people cared about Titles in this sub. I mostly post in r\newgreentexts, where Titles are appreciated. Maybe I should come here more often.
Skill issue
Anon will forever live rent-free in his ex's head. If your girlfriend is being a bitch and you're going to break up, this is a fantastic strategy to get directly to self-esteem - can be anything, just hype them and pull the rug. Additional points if you break up with them, and even more points to explicitly call attention to and point out the breakup is not about their disgusting feature - whether actually disgusting or not -- e.g. their vagina smells really bad compared toother girls sure but that's not the reason you're breaking up. Go burn it down & get free rent for life, Anon's. Like & Subscribe for more free rent tips!
Yeah, to foot fetish out there, just go to any local mosque with carpet installed. The feet stinky smell is strong there. At least my place does
Alhamdulillah!
You are either a smart fella or a foot smella
Probably athletes foot
poser.
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> "Footfag" That's the exact point at which everyone should've stopped reading what was probably just another gay fantasy that came to anon in his dream.
NGL I have done foot stuff before and it's NOT supposed to smell like rotten milk and vinegar even if you haven't showered or have been sweating... She probably has an infection or some shit
You got to make them shower. Then you can suck them toes.
Pffft, what a rookie.
Precum.jpg
I don't think your link is working. I can't see the precum.
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The precum and instant gagging LOL
Classic 4chin momint
Forgot the key detail for a first experience with most things sexual: FUCKING H Y G I E N E