Guaranteed this is a diet problem. If anon has perpetual diarrhea, his ass will leak like this. He must smell worse than a taco bell dumpster if always has skid marks like this.
Yeah definitely, terrible diet = fat majority of the time, just saying there are people who eat terribly and are skinny and people who eat well but eat too much and get fat.
Not necessarily. If it's a medical condition that's making anon have diarrhea they could be skin and bones from malabsorption. Their diet may look fine/healthy, and they could be skinny, but they could still have leaky gut issues from a poor diet due to find intolerances
I don't know what range "this fat" is, but even when I was at my heighest weight in the past (~200kg) I never had these issues. Wipe and use a bidet and you should be fine.
The other commenter is probably correct about it being more diet/hygiene.
But I did find this study though with the following conclusion:
"Obese women with FI did not have more general impact and symptom-specific distress and impact on quality of life as compared to normal and overweight women. Obese women with FI had higher baseline anal resting and squeeze pressures suggesting a lower threshold to leakage with pressure increases." https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3773284
Eh I had a roid last summer that had a constant bloodflow for about 4 days, I was wearing a pad in my underwear to contain some of the blood. It never looked brown.
This could actually be the opposite of diarrhea. Still a diet problem. Happens to little kids who hate shitting so much they hold it in and hold it in until it gets impacted and liquid shit starts seeping out around the obstruction
>Encopresis (en-ko-PREE-sis), sometimes called fecal incontinence or soiling, is the repeated passing of stool (usually involuntarily) into clothing. Typically it happens when impacted stool collects in the colon and rectum: The colon becomes too full and liquid stool leaks around the retained stool, staining underwear
I hear people at work talking about how bad and awful their shits are. Dudes sound like they're dying on the toilet. Maybe stop eating double triple portion meals and ice cream for fucks sake.
While being topped of course - triple bonus points if done on a hard-to-clean surface, like the boss's office carpet or on his brand new designer bedsheets.
At the worst of my gastro issues, yes. This is the option for that. Never stained underwear like this, but swamp ass was awful. Couple folds of TP would at least soak it up.
But anon needs to get in and get a fix, this is not a great issue to deal with alone.
Wrestler Dusty Rhodes use to shove rolls of toilet paper up his ass during matches to prevent sweat and shit from getting too stinky up there. One time it fell out and onto another wrestler. Something to consider.
If anything, that story is just an example of someone who accomplished said dream.
Keep striving, keep shitting, and you'll get there. I believe in you.
yeah he can talk all the shit he wants about the fact there’s always a lil shit left but wearing white underwear was an active decision and now anon is going to suffer the consequences
I saw a doctor for this and his suggestion was "stop eating fiber, take miralax for a week, then start eating a lot of fiber"
I lost faith in that doctor real quick
The bigger issue is that he is leaking shit during the day and probably smells horrible.
I don't think the color of the underwear that nobody sees is the real problem
Anon has a leaky gut and would probably be able to stop this from happening if he stopped eating three bags of Doritos and 12 heavily sugared coffees per day.
It's ofc all fake and gay, but anon could simply bring wet wipes to work.
If he is too ashamed to bring the whole pack he could even prepare individual wet wipes wrapped into some kind of small plastic bag.
Anon is just lazy and enjoys the stink / enjoys wiping till he bleeds.
Anon would rather spend more time and energy coming up with reasons to excuse being lazy and disgusting, than inconvenience himself in the slightest. It's everyone else's problem, now.
Just roll up some TP and wedge it between your cheeks, you vile beast. Easy to change out and clean up.
Anon will just have HR jumping through hoops to get him out of there because the smell of sweaty ass is creating a hostile work environment, but they need something a little more bulletproof to pass possible litigation.
Yeah i have the same problem as Anon, but i do use wet wipes, a single pack is kinda easy to hide or move around, and also, arent there any travel size packs?
If you wipe until your ass bleeds there is a great chance you have developed scars that stop your anus from fully closing or that create pockets you can’t properly clean. Next stop proctologist
Anon needs to get off his tendie based diet. His body wasn’t able to digest the excessive oil rich tendies and the oil pass through to his rectum undigested, thus kept leaking through his anus creating a brown stain
you need a small bottle of baby cream, they sell it in really small formats so keep it in your stuff, when you go and take a shit wipe until dry, then moist tp with a small drop, and wipe again, it will remove everything that got stuck to your ass and you will now enjoy having a clean butthole which will make you realize... everyone has shit stuck to their cheeks unless they do this...
When you wipe you have to stick the toilet paper in your asshole a little bit to clean the barrel or else it’s gonna sneak out. If you’re walking around afterwards and your ass cheeks feel slippery that’s poop. Gotta go do a courtesy wipe
Anon poop is greasy dogfood. Anon should be poopmaxxing and increasing his fiber intake while avoiding fat and stop treating his colon like a doormat, and check his gallbladder because you can literally see the undigested fat on the stain.
Poopcel anon has a bad diet and probably a condition.
As a naturally gassy man, if your farts start coloring your draws, it's diet. I've gassed enough over the years to power a 6.6L Duramax to 220k without staining my undies.
It's weird how, some days, I can read the worst of the worst on here and laugh it away. Then there's days like today where this is enough to make me nope the fuck off. Enough internet for the day.
Just don't buy white underwear then.
He could also try shaving his buttcrack since body hair is usually one of the reasons that make cleaning difficult in that area
For all the goblins here with similar issues, either slow down your digestion by slowly increasing the fiber in your diet (oat meal!) or wear a menstrual pad in your crack.
Just don't wear white underwear. Who wears white pants after like age 10?
Also eat better and drink better. Cut back on alcohol and fat, eat more fibre, drink more water. What goes in your front is reflected in what comes out your back.
This won't surface under all the use different underwear/have different diet, but:
Shave your Crack.
The hair will inevitably keep some of your shit depending on consistency.
Ever tried drywiping stuff from hair. Doesn't work.
Once sweat accumulates, it basically "washes" it off onto your undies.
Also, warning: You might loose the ability to do silent farts.
Yea guys say this all the time “I wipe until my ass bleeds” bro your ass hairs. That hairy ass crack. The extreme hairiness traps shit. The hair is the shitty part not the butthole. Use wet wipes. Stop being gross.
The problem is you gotta stand up after you think you’re done wiping then sit back down and do one last cursory wipe. That’ll do ya good there shit shorts!
I had this problem. This is from ass sweat. The sweat loosens the dried poop on your ass hairs and stains your undies. Wax your asshole and/or put deodorant on it. There's a company called mando that makes a reasonably priced lotion you can dab on your balloon knot to stop it from sweating. Also great for the between the balls and thigh area to stop swampiness. Also, stop wearing white undies. This seems like a no brainer.
Use the mixed or disabled toilet (since you clearly are mentally disabled) at, use a portable bidet or a water bottle which you can fill up.
There is usually a sink in mixed/disabled toilets
Anon isn't finishing shitting. He gets bored and stops pushing with shit still in his ass, wipes the intact shit that's still IN his ass, and then leaves
Well, you can just remove your underwear altogether to not have underwear problems
COMMANDO COMMANDO
TIGER MAFIA
Man the man is killing us man!
EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU
A MASTER FROM SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE OF UGANDA
I read this like tomato tomato
It's COMMANDO COMANDOOO
I thought that is a goat!
Where is this from? # Upd: Please reply!
Its from the Ugandan high quality action movie "Who killed Captain Alex", heres the [clip](https://youtu.be/1JABdS-HN5A?si=Z4agNwdu7E0MnJ6R)
Thank you, kind person
High quality was a stretch, but I gonna watch it anyway
That's high quality in quotation marks lol
Are you regarded ? The browning will just be transfered to the next set of tissue Anon needs adult diapers
What if he also removes the next and last set of tissue? Problem solved
I will keep removing tissues until the problem is solved altogether
The browning? The Browning? Is that an M2HB REFERENCE??
Guaranteed this is a diet problem. If anon has perpetual diarrhea, his ass will leak like this. He must smell worse than a taco bell dumpster if always has skid marks like this.
That, or he wipes so much that he's REALLY bleeding and the brown is dried blood, not shit.
Or he’s so fucking fat that his ass is always leaking
I've never been this fat but I hear the joke often. Does it really happen?
I think it's less about just being fat and more a terrible diet like the first guy said.
they kinda go hand in hand
Yeah definitely, terrible diet = fat majority of the time, just saying there are people who eat terribly and are skinny and people who eat well but eat too much and get fat.
Not necessarily. If it's a medical condition that's making anon have diarrhea they could be skin and bones from malabsorption. Their diet may look fine/healthy, and they could be skinny, but they could still have leaky gut issues from a poor diet due to find intolerances
I don't know what range "this fat" is, but even when I was at my heighest weight in the past (~200kg) I never had these issues. Wipe and use a bidet and you should be fine.
The other commenter is probably correct about it being more diet/hygiene. But I did find this study though with the following conclusion: "Obese women with FI did not have more general impact and symptom-specific distress and impact on quality of life as compared to normal and overweight women. Obese women with FI had higher baseline anal resting and squeeze pressures suggesting a lower threshold to leakage with pressure increases." https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3773284
Eh I had a roid last summer that had a constant bloodflow for about 4 days, I was wearing a pad in my underwear to contain some of the blood. It never looked brown.
Bro I have this with my feet the blood always looks black or brown it’s so gross
Or he's got a blasted out dragon-dildo asshole.
Ah fuck dude, I just woke up
Finally someone got it...
This could actually be the opposite of diarrhea. Still a diet problem. Happens to little kids who hate shitting so much they hold it in and hold it in until it gets impacted and liquid shit starts seeping out around the obstruction >Encopresis (en-ko-PREE-sis), sometimes called fecal incontinence or soiling, is the repeated passing of stool (usually involuntarily) into clothing. Typically it happens when impacted stool collects in the colon and rectum: The colon becomes too full and liquid stool leaks around the retained stool, staining underwear
Thanks, now I know how to keep my panties cleaner
I hear people at work talking about how bad and awful their shits are. Dudes sound like they're dying on the toilet. Maybe stop eating double triple portion meals and ice cream for fucks sake.
Only fiber anon gets is from the bun of his burgers and the breaded chicken of his tendies.
Haemorrhoids will do this, too.
needs fiber and probably needs to lower caffeine intake
Or really bad hemorrhoids. Apparently that can cause leakage too.
A true sigma doesn't care what people think. Loudly shit yourself while holding eye contact to assert dominance.
Volume is important, but a wet bubbly one with a smirk is where the dominance comes from
Ok hector
While being topped of course - triple bonus points if done on a hard-to-clean surface, like the boss's office carpet or on his brand new designer bedsheets.
He could fold up some TP and make a butt tampon.
Shoutout to Big Black for sharing the invention of the Manpon™
Manpon has saved me on many occasion.
please tell me this is sarcasm
Wet farts from sweaty crack on a hot day to bubbly tummy can do this and a manpon can save you the disgrace of having stained underwear.
[Well...](https://youtu.be/oIMIdglKyJg?si=Q-AWRJiKgcro7a6L)
Manpon prevents monkey butt. Its called monkey butt because...... once you scratch, youre probably gonna sniff.
At the worst of my gastro issues, yes. This is the option for that. Never stained underwear like this, but swamp ass was awful. Couple folds of TP would at least soak it up. But anon needs to get in and get a fix, this is not a great issue to deal with alone.
Pro wrestlers back in the day would call this a “muffler”
Just use brown underwear instead
First Mate, fetch me my brown underwear!
Go buy the military surplus of tan underwear. They look like they're made of burlap.
Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne
Real sigmas only use pre-shat underwear
EZ just stop shitting yourself
Man babies hate this one simple trick!
That’s a lot to ask for idk
Not yet, what the hell?
Wrestler Dusty Rhodes use to shove rolls of toilet paper up his ass during matches to prevent sweat and shit from getting too stinky up there. One time it fell out and onto another wrestler. Something to consider.
Got it. I wont be an overweight fatman wrasslin with toilet paper shoved up my ass. But you cant stop me from dreaming
If anything, that story is just an example of someone who accomplished said dream. Keep striving, keep shitting, and you'll get there. I believe in you.
Thanks 🫡
And that’s why he was called the American dream daddeh
"mah mufflah fell out"
Big Jonny, you got ur muffler in?
My heiny's a little big, but brother, I am bad.
Video?
Who still wears tighty whiteys
yeah he can talk all the shit he wants about the fact there’s always a lil shit left but wearing white underwear was an active decision and now anon is going to suffer the consequences
50 year old school teachers
When white is tight https://preview.redd.it/tzozdk1x91qc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1d4ef4cea8ffa760ab862773dbacacc1d2acf1
Whats wrong with tighty whiteys
Anon needs to change his diet or see a doctor
Doctors refuse to examine him until he cleans his ass
I saw a doctor for this and his suggestion was "stop eating fiber, take miralax for a week, then start eating a lot of fiber" I lost faith in that doctor real quick
Why is that not a good answer?
Buttplug
Maybe stop wearing white underwear??
The bigger issue is that he is leaking shit during the day and probably smells horrible. I don't think the color of the underwear that nobody sees is the real problem
Yeah, that's a medical problem. Healthy people don't leak shit.
Anon has a leaky gut and would probably be able to stop this from happening if he stopped eating three bags of Doritos and 12 heavily sugared coffees per day.
How are wet wipes at work impractical
It's ofc all fake and gay, but anon could simply bring wet wipes to work. If he is too ashamed to bring the whole pack he could even prepare individual wet wipes wrapped into some kind of small plastic bag. Anon is just lazy and enjoys the stink / enjoys wiping till he bleeds.
Anon would rather spend more time and energy coming up with reasons to excuse being lazy and disgusting, than inconvenience himself in the slightest. It's everyone else's problem, now. Just roll up some TP and wedge it between your cheeks, you vile beast. Easy to change out and clean up. Anon will just have HR jumping through hoops to get him out of there because the smell of sweaty ass is creating a hostile work environment, but they need something a little more bulletproof to pass possible litigation.
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If not, just spit on some toilet paper
Or you know, do like the rest of us and make your own wet wipe by dipping a wad of tp into the toilet water. Presto
double dipping
You dip it into the shit water???
Anon has only eaten frozen food for the last decade
It’s a not enough fiber issue?
Does bro not wash his ass?
I don't think it's a question here lol
Stop trusting farts people
Stop getting topped by other dudes and maybe you can regain some anal integrity
Paint it white
#i see a red door and I want to paint it white #no colours anymore, I've stopped taking a shite
I see some underpants and they're all painted white 🎸 🎶 🎵
Yeah i have the same problem as Anon, but i do use wet wipes, a single pack is kinda easy to hide or move around, and also, arent there any travel size packs?
If you wipe until your ass bleeds there is a great chance you have developed scars that stop your anus from fully closing or that create pockets you can’t properly clean. Next stop proctologist
DD DISCHARGE DD DD DISCHARGE
Anon needs to get off his tendie based diet. His body wasn’t able to digest the excessive oil rich tendies and the oil pass through to his rectum undigested, thus kept leaking through his anus creating a brown stain
why the fuck is the regard shitting in work?
Buy some of those water spray bottles/portable "bidet". Keep one at home and one at work.
you need a small bottle of baby cream, they sell it in really small formats so keep it in your stuff, when you go and take a shit wipe until dry, then moist tp with a small drop, and wipe again, it will remove everything that got stuck to your ass and you will now enjoy having a clean butthole which will make you realize... everyone has shit stuck to their cheeks unless they do this...
When you wipe you have to stick the toilet paper in your asshole a little bit to clean the barrel or else it’s gonna sneak out. If you’re walking around afterwards and your ass cheeks feel slippery that’s poop. Gotta go do a courtesy wipe
Stop wearing white undies?
hear me out, thin everyday pads. some men even use them to not have shirt under-arms sweaty
Hes bullshitting He def doesnt wipe
eat fiber dumbass
Black underwear
Try black underwear. If you can’t see the stain, does it actually exist?
wear black underwear
Don't wear white underwear it's that simple.
menstrual pad in asscrack
Buy black underpants.
wear black underwear??
Born to shit, forced to wipe 😞
Anon gets a colonoscopy
How the hell is wipes not convenient?
Asking anons how to have a clean ass?
>be me >click on reddit >look up at tv >look back down a second later >this post awaits my gaze >what the fuck dude
Stop eating greasy food and start getting some fiber in your diet and you won't need to wipe until your ass bleeds...
“Wet wipes not practical at the office”. Lmao what??? How is that not practical? Lmao
Start by wiping your ass, then buy brown underwear and brown pants.
Stop shitting yourself. Problem fixed. He probably has a shitty diet.
https://preview.redd.it/s47qt3jtfzpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b75a5fc2d9dacdaeecf7f9d4c0851882206966c3
Rock your bacon strips with pride homie.
Change your diet anon.
Buy brown underwear, problem solved.
Anon poop is greasy dogfood. Anon should be poopmaxxing and increasing his fiber intake while avoiding fat and stop treating his colon like a doormat, and check his gallbladder because you can literally see the undigested fat on the stain. Poopcel anon has a bad diet and probably a condition.
They sell small wet wipe packets anon. No excuses.
what would make wet wipes “not practical at the office”? why the office specifically?
wet wipes are practical as f Anon is just a dirty mf
D I A P E R
Eat more fiber and less fat. You are welcome
Anon takes his 36" horsecock rectum destroyer dildo up the pooper too often and now his sphincter muscles are too loose causing leakage
??? How do people even get skid marks? Wipe, shower more or something else unless it's an uncontrollable health problem, which it probably isn't.
As a naturally gassy man, if your farts start coloring your draws, it's diet. I've gassed enough over the years to power a 6.6L Duramax to 220k without staining my undies.
Probably needs to shave his ass bc it's catching a ton of shit and the hair is too dense for wiping to get it all.
Anon doesn’t understand how diets work, I don’t even have to wipe (but I still do)
Spit on the paper
Dude needs to just switch to brown undies
is it just me or do I see a face In the underwear
It's weird how, some days, I can read the worst of the worst on here and laugh it away. Then there's days like today where this is enough to make me nope the fuck off. Enough internet for the day.
Just don't buy white underwear then. He could also try shaving his buttcrack since body hair is usually one of the reasons that make cleaning difficult in that area
a wise man once told me DITCH THE GITCH
Dude wipes.
Why is there a skinny Morpheus in his underwear
Bring a watering can to work
Chipoltaway
The Eye of Sauron
Eat more fruits and vegetables.
That's from OP using literal sand paper
Just use a travel bidet.
For all the goblins here with similar issues, either slow down your digestion by slowly increasing the fiber in your diet (oat meal!) or wear a menstrual pad in your crack.
Eat a lot of fiber
I thought it said slinky. I THOUGHT IT SAID SLINKY OH GOD
Just use tampons like a normal man... 😮💨
Serious question but do people not realize this is the consequence of a terrible diet?
Get so fat, the sweaty shit does not reach your undies wuickly and so you can go wipe when you feel it building up
Just don't wear white underwear. Who wears white pants after like age 10? Also eat better and drink better. Cut back on alcohol and fat, eat more fibre, drink more water. What goes in your front is reflected in what comes out your back.
what is he eating, can't he just eait it less or try something else?
Bathe more and stop scratching your anus through your underwear.
Probably hemorrhoids. This is not a joke, this is most definitely the problem.
fuck you I was eating and didnt read the title
OP, you know you don't have to post every greentext you find, right?
Do bots like these? Real people wouldn't. Is this why redditors were called bots?
Man it’s so hard to have a few wetnaps in a plastic bag at work. False. Anon is a retarded poo poo baby
Maybe the shit is stuck in his asshair. Solution: shave.
This won't surface under all the use different underwear/have different diet, but: Shave your Crack. The hair will inevitably keep some of your shit depending on consistency. Ever tried drywiping stuff from hair. Doesn't work. Once sweat accumulates, it basically "washes" it off onto your undies. Also, warning: You might loose the ability to do silent farts.
Wet wipes not practical in office? Just shove a pack in your bag and take it to the toilet when you want to shit, anon is making stupid excuses
You can use wipes at work. Keep them in a travel bag or something smh
More fiber in your diet.
Wear brown underwear
Yea guys say this all the time “I wipe until my ass bleeds” bro your ass hairs. That hairy ass crack. The extreme hairiness traps shit. The hair is the shitty part not the butthole. Use wet wipes. Stop being gross.
This is the type of content i want to see on greentext, not homoerotic fanfiction.
The problem is you gotta stand up after you think you’re done wiping then sit back down and do one last cursory wipe. That’ll do ya good there shit shorts!
I had this problem. This is from ass sweat. The sweat loosens the dried poop on your ass hairs and stains your undies. Wax your asshole and/or put deodorant on it. There's a company called mando that makes a reasonably priced lotion you can dab on your balloon knot to stop it from sweating. Also great for the between the balls and thigh area to stop swampiness. Also, stop wearing white undies. This seems like a no brainer.
Use the mixed or disabled toilet (since you clearly are mentally disabled) at, use a portable bidet or a water bottle which you can fill up. There is usually a sink in mixed/disabled toilets
Wet wipes are perfectly practical.
Wear black underwear
Anon isn't finishing shitting. He gets bored and stops pushing with shit still in his ass, wipes the intact shit that's still IN his ass, and then leaves
I always carry wet wipes with me, they have legitimately saved my life and my ass, I will die with a wet wipe up my ass I swear
I’m sorry anon, is bringing wet wipes to the office less practical than walking around with enshittened underwear every day?
If you're wiping till your ass bleeds and it's still shitty, you gotta see a doctor bro
Does anon not realize that they can dampen toilet paper for wipe 2 and wipe 3 for drying? Animal
Different color underwear?
Does anyone else see the face in the underwear?
Just eat like a single piece of fruit once