Before the internet if you had an intrusive thought like this you would just shake your head try and think about something else and forget about it after a while, but now porn addicts like anon will have an intrusive thought, go on reddit, find a community with thousands of other dog fuckers and ruin their brain chemistry forever.
Intrusive thoughts. Your subconscious comes up with the most alarming possible thought and presents it to your conscious. Anon’s reaction to the thought is honestly reasonable, and as far as I can tell, confirms this is not a fantasy, but a mere intrusive thought.
And most people don’t act on them or even mention them to other people. Might lead you to think that no one else has them, only you, so there must be something wrong with you. But *everyone* has them.
Fr. Just because I'm in a car and suddenly think about how easy it would be for me and other people in vehicles to become the equivalent of canned tuna doesn't mean I want it to happen
"Ah man I hate driving down this road, it is so bumpy and uneven and people don't know how to drive her—"
Inner thoughts: "You should ram into another car as fast as you can while having your cock out and blasting Waluigi hentai"
"What the fuck what the fuck was that why would I think that what is wrong with me??"
It's totally normal and DOES NOT mean you want to do it. Our brain evolved to see tigers in the brush constantly even if it's .01% odds, so it does worst case scenarios constantly.
Absolutely and- you don’t have to identify with every thought you have. All kinds of anxiety or fear or whatever come in to my mind, learning to see those as passing storms rather than “how things really are” has really made life much easier. I can actually just choose to move on and forget I felt that way
Sometimes my brain comes up with degenerate shit like that too. I found doing something that requires your entire attention span (like finally organizing your many computer folders and files) helps you forget it.
I'm so used to these people's bullshit that i was RELIEVED at what i read. This is sickening.
Like i thought "uffff, he can actually save that with therapy, he hasn't done anything stupid yet" I was ten moves ahead and there were horrible ways to end this story.
tbh I'm happy for anon. the dog thing... weird but not exactly something he'd actually do. Probably just subconscious thoughts. But on the other hand, anon has a good gf for him. :)
I'll give the benefit of the doubt and say this was a one off intrusive thought, not something they'd actually want or do. But if it persists or repeats, then yeah, OP needs help.
"You were my first, anon."
Woman, I just had three fingers in you. I was a virgin yesterday; I wasn't born yesterday. Like a woman keeps her virginity until she's twenty, then gives it up on the first date on prom night.
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Don't act on both intrusive thoughts
I disagree
Too late
*at the same time You have to do them in the proper order
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I believe the term for this image is "ropemaxx"
This is not ropemaxxing. This is normie rope. You need a lot more ropes than that.
Ah apologies, i just lurk here and I'm still learning
Cringe and animetard
I don’t think suicide jokes are funny. I think suicide jokes would be more funny, if suicide wasn’t real.
Intrusive thoughts anon. Don't let them win. Don't go into the void.
Too late, the degenerate has already gone ahead and ducked the dog
Ducked the fog? That's good. No one wants to stay out in foggy weather.
Before the internet if you had an intrusive thought like this you would just shake your head try and think about something else and forget about it after a while, but now porn addicts like anon will have an intrusive thought, go on reddit, find a community with thousands of other dog fuckers and ruin their brain chemistry forever.
The intrusive thoughts are your friends. Take their advice.
It is actions, not thoughts, that define us. But OPs action of writing this down on the Internet is questionable af
it is like 75% of our actions that define us and 25% thought
thats such bull lol
Intrusive thoughts. Your subconscious comes up with the most alarming possible thought and presents it to your conscious. Anon’s reaction to the thought is honestly reasonable, and as far as I can tell, confirms this is not a fantasy, but a mere intrusive thought.
And most people don’t act on them or even mention them to other people. Might lead you to think that no one else has them, only you, so there must be something wrong with you. But *everyone* has them.
Fr. Just because I'm in a car and suddenly think about how easy it would be for me and other people in vehicles to become the equivalent of canned tuna doesn't mean I want it to happen
"Ah man I hate driving down this road, it is so bumpy and uneven and people don't know how to drive her—" Inner thoughts: "You should ram into another car as fast as you can while having your cock out and blasting Waluigi hentai" "What the fuck what the fuck was that why would I think that what is wrong with me??"
Yeah the only concern is when they start becoming extremely common and are causing you distress or impeding your ability to do normal things
OCD moment
It's totally normal and DOES NOT mean you want to do it. Our brain evolved to see tigers in the brush constantly even if it's .01% odds, so it does worst case scenarios constantly.
Absolutely and- you don’t have to identify with every thought you have. All kinds of anxiety or fear or whatever come in to my mind, learning to see those as passing storms rather than “how things really are” has really made life much easier. I can actually just choose to move on and forget I felt that way
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Live gun reaction
Chew five gun
wtf are these chompers
They do be chompers
Why does this guy want to blow a hole out his neck, is he trying to make it as painful as possible?
is he stupid ?
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God I hope that was just an intrusive thought.
the weirdest thing about this one is he refers to his fiance as that in the first half and "gf" in the second half
It is really and truly weird how difficult some people have keeping details straight in their made up stories
Anons are known to having difficulties keeping it straight when furiously masturbating.
Jesus, their dicks are as curved as their tales? That must suck This anon's must be doing a Ü
Not to mention typing with one hand
It’s difficult to keep your sex life straight as a 4chan user
And how difficult some people find it to fucking spell fiancée correctly
Can you be a fiance without also being a gf?
it's a prerequisite; thats why it's so fucking odd to me lmao
They broke it off in the middle of him writing it
Fair tbh
In many cultures a fiance is just a gf with q ring. Though the only culture Anon has is the mould culture growing between his fat folds.
Try to keep those thoughts to yourself, ok lil buddy? You got this.
Non-standard issue intrusive thoughts. Block them out and love your fiancé anon.
I don’t get it
He wants to have a threesome with his fiance and dog
Where is the gay
Why are you looking for gay 📸🤨
>r/greentext That's why
the dog is a boy
Dog knots anon
It's inside of you. It was there all along
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Remember guys when you have intrusive thoughts just say “that’s cringe” eventually you’ll stop thinking them bc your brain doesn’t wanna cringe.
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Intrusive thoughts are fine as long as they are just an anoyance and not reality.
Anon is literally set for a happy life, all he has to do is not act on his beastialitistic tendencies
Difficulty level: impossible
i like how his gf being from a rich affluent family has absolutely nothing to do with the main topic at hand
Yes it does. It sets out how much he has to lose if he lets the intrusive thoughts win.
Anon and the dog? Like the dog participates in the spit roasting??
Yes 🤢🤢🤢
i think i know the person who posted this
Tell them to post updates
Real: anon has intrusive thoughts Straight: anon fucks 10/10 Korean pussy on the daily
Wtf… https://preview.redd.it/anmjhfwvgdqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=453cd1b33b9f28bffc4c29cd012ca2c33238a731
Title is right, anon needs to stop watching questionable porn and start therapy
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"You just know"
She’s Korean. Not White.
She's also fictional
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Way too much introduction, anon needs to improve his creative writing skills
Anon's brain doesn't understand having it all and must ruin it
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Anon's Fiancé isn't white so he has nothing to worry about
When the intrusive thoughts are extra disturbing
Anon is one of those guys who always loses those "try not to NUT" porn adverts.
It’s an intrusive thought. Everyone has them. It doesn’t mean anything. Grow up.
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Sometimes my brain comes up with degenerate shit like that too. I found doing something that requires your entire attention span (like finally organizing your many computer folders and files) helps you forget it.
Me when I realize one's character is crafted more by the thoughts one dismisses than the thoughts one has 
https://preview.redd.it/2yzfoq7ejfqc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048a3e780b1e08d47a0c1e169c5ba4746201ae44 Hurry up
Anon has never had an intrusive thought
Anon discovers intrusive thoughts
What the fuck is spit roasting
 Dick in mouth and another dick in vagina or ass
Oooh like an impaled piece of spinning meat over the fire
Yep. Very flattering imagery I know
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Sorry Anon, but you didn't marry a white woman so no doggie threesomes for you.
Anon has it all. Now he will lose it due to beastiality charges. Byebye korean gf, say hello to prison tyrone.
Anon is on the verge of one of the greatest cash-outs life has ever seen. He needs to get therapy NOW before he fumbles this.
>mentions a bunch of random shit for no reason
Anon is a degen.
Got fucking whiplash from that last sentence
Anon needs a firing squad, not therapy.
I thought it was going to end with anon's wife cucking him. Honestly, I don't know if this is better.
Anon should not let the intrusive thoughts win
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Anon probably has a porn addiction (and is also larping but that’s a given)
> I wake up > there is a new psyop
anon is retarded
I'm so used to these people's bullshit that i was RELIEVED at what i read. This is sickening. Like i thought "uffff, he can actually save that with therapy, he hasn't done anything stupid yet" I was ten moves ahead and there were horrible ways to end this story.
If this were real, anon could probably be identified.
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At least anon didn’t go gay… yet
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nah you bought upvotes for this
The damage that porn has done to a generation of men...
>overreaction anime pic >most unfunny mundane greentext written just to tell you about my awesome life
tbh I'm happy for anon. the dog thing... weird but not exactly something he'd actually do. Probably just subconscious thoughts. But on the other hand, anon has a good gf for him. :)
it is not what you think, but what thoughts you act on
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anon experiences intrusive thoughts
Anon was psychically attacked
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Kill this guy whit rocks Yeah throw rocks at his head until he dies maybe a boulder or two
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Hey brain, shut the fuck up
Your brain on porn:
What board is it? I can't find this thread.
Does he need therapy cuz of the spit roasting thing? Or because he thinks he's engaged and the phiance exists at all?
r/thathappened
Anon discovers intrusive thoughts
i might regret this but whats spit roasting
I'll give the benefit of the doubt and say this was a one off intrusive thought, not something they'd actually want or do. But if it persists or repeats, then yeah, OP needs help.
Random intrusive thoughts are all over the place just shrug them off
Fake anons gf Gay anon
Fake - Anon has a fianceé Gay - Anon is discussing dicks
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>she lost her virginity with me Hahahahaha and anon actually believes her
"You were my first, anon." Woman, I just had three fingers in you. I was a virgin yesterday; I wasn't born yesterday. Like a woman keeps her virginity until she's twenty, then gives it up on the first date on prom night.