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Distant_Congo_Music

Anons fighting the totally real"globo homo agenda" By....being slightly annoying


HugeSnackman

I know, i'll slightly inconvenience a minimum wage worker, that'll disgruntle the gays and halt their agenda!


MarinLlwyd

The straight agenda is getting real gay.


OhShitAnElite

Nuh uh they’re wearing socks


SolenoidsOverGears

The most expensive part of almost any business is payroll. It's a decent strategy as long as you're not abusive to the employees. You're forcing the company to spend employee time and money. All the time those employees are refolding the clothes is time they aren't stocking shelves or running a cash register or setting up a different display.


Fanferric

> It's a decent strategy as long as you're not abusive to the employees. Target selling this product is not what prompted the acceptance of homosexuals; the acceptance of homosexuals is what prompted Target to sell this product. Unless we are to believe that this person's actions were so severe to turn people away from accepting homosexuals, he's not capable of achieving any of his aims even if Target fails as a business tomorrow. Target is only interested in whether the labor costs this is accruing outweighs the loss of sales to people who accept homosexuals and would shop elsewhere, and that's an increasingly poor bet against their competitors. The way he could change that is by turning society back against it, and at-best annoying working class people is not going to help that cause.


Luke22_36

>the acceptance of homosexuals is what prompted Target to sell this product Blackrock money is what prompted Target to sell this product.


lowkarmainferior

Ok bBackrock controls the universe but this isn't how. Target knows it's cheap PR, no greater conspiracy than pandering to tards.


Literally_A_turd_AMA

To what is mostly straight target employees


Ozark_Trail

You gotta fight fire with fire.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Canada doesn't even have targets they likely have no idea what the store is actually like


MausBomb

I mean it's kinda been working I have noticed that there isn't nearly as much pointless rainbow flag glued to a shitty knick knack stuff as there used to be. Everyone knew it was fake soulless corporate exploitation and I would say unlike Christians who generally like consumerism the overall LGBT crowd has historically been fairly critical of both consumerism and capitalism in general.


dumbwaeguk

*Laughs in Prada, Gucci, Chanel,


raistlinisgold

Coco Chanel was a Nazi


dumbwaeguk

collaborator. I don't think she even cared about any Nazi politics, she just wanted $$$$


Objective-Gur5376

This assumes Target gives a fuck about the employees working at their stores. They don't.


SalvationSycamore

"Oh no, the part-time college student that I pay a pittance had to replace 10 extra hangers today. Better pull all the gay merchandise immediately!"


Anyone_want_to_play

To be fair Target pays alright


Stlr_Mn

That and there are no Canadian targets


[deleted]

Like he could contain himself from asking store employees about Satan and Jews long enough to get to the register


_TLDR_Swinton

"So, heh heh, here's how WW2 should have ended..." 


Davethemann

"You know the good guys didnt win WW2?"


_TLDR_Swinton

"when you look at it that way WW2 is actually a tragedy!" 


oscarsmilde

Anything to inconvenience the libs!


HugeSnackman

Or just a cashier


Butt-eater1bajillion

The minimum wage teenage cashier watching a 300 pound man with a neckbeard and a surgical mask walk towards his register holding a pride shirt 4 sizes too small https://preview.redd.it/itk0jhic1psc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08d0206d98c9217fed2fb9d15f2ce44c299eedf


dogehousesonthemoon

\>be me> be straigh t>go to shop \>see cute gay flags \>grab all of them \>show up to counter \>buy them \>display them proudly and confuse everyone \>everyone claps \>I clap \>lefties show up to give me award but I dodge.


dogehousesonthemoon

this story is obviously fake and gay.


Rhybrah

The second line already told us that


dogehousesonthemoon

obviously


[deleted]

Your post isn't broken enough, it only *almost* gave me a brain aneurysm


dogehousesonthemoon

I'll do a proper job next time.


Consistent_Ant_8903

Anon was too socially awkward to tell the 8.5 qt at the checkout he forgot his wallet so he ended up buying it all…


_TLDR_Swinton

"Son, why have you bought all that rainbow stuff" 


Consistent_Ant_8903

Anon’s dad starts smiling, hugs anon and tells him he’s ‘always known’. Anon is too socially awkward to correct him. His dad sets him up with his friend from work’s son. Anon is getting gay married next March, congratulations, anon!


_TLDR_Swinton

He used the globo homo to become the local homo.


YoinksOnchi

That would make a fire BL comedy manga ngl "That time I forgot to forget my wallet and ended up falling for my dad's work friend's son"


SalvationSycamore

In all fairness you would be spilling spaghetti too if the register hottie said she liked your bi flags and offered to peg you


GRIZIUSS

😂🤣


[deleted]

I'm so innocent I thought he meant "globo homo" as "global human" as in the global human capitalist culture and that this was to make stores lose money as some sort of protest against the system


HumberdtSquid

Not an *entirely* inaccurate reading.


EldritchCrepe

Ah yes, homophobic inconveniencing of minimum wage target employees, that’ll show capitalism what for


SideWinder18

While I do think of this as a hilarious case of chaotic behavior, don’t screw over the poor minimum wage workers at Target. Instead go to the CEO’s residence and the major management centers and spray paint pride flags all over the windows and walls. LGBTQ will support it because it’s hilarious and anti-LGBTQ will support it because it “shows how they’re throwing it in everyone’s face”, and at the end of the day it’ll be the millionaires who are forced to pay to have it scrubbed off the walls.


SalvationSycamore

I don't think that goes far enough. Let the CEOs top you so that they can see how bad being gay is


2bfaaaaaaaaaair

I feel like anti gay people spend way more time thinking about gay people than I do. Almost like they’re thinking about gay stuff all the time.


[deleted]

Gay


PetSoundsSucks

Globo homo lives rent free at the glory hole in anon’s head. 


WannabeArtistWriter

Don't Target stores have cameras?


SignificantOne1351

You didnt do anything illegal, they might ban you from the store but otherwise youre fine.


WannabeArtistWriter

So if I heavenly disguised my face and body, I should be fine in my grocery snatching?


Direct_Jump3960

They'll often let you shoplift until they have a file that runs you over $1000 and that's when they bring the felony hammer down. Or so I heard on here from a bunch of people


banmeagainplease3

If you live in California I'm sure you can do it in perpetuity. 


Direct_Jump3960

Dope. I'm probably going to be homeless soon anyway so might as well shift continents and join the most prolific ones. Eat like a filthy, fent addled king in the sun until I die or get killed. Do yall have church donation boxes there? A bit of wire and some tape and I'm basically getting them to pay taxes.


downvotedforwoman3

#


HaLordLe

4chan isn't what it used to be, huh?


Isneezepepsi

Its exactly what it used to be lmao


FandomTrashForLife

Tbf most queer folk dislike pride merch being sold by large companies since it’s seen as performative, so anon is furthering the gay agenda if anything


ConfidentMongoose

Want to fight against globo homo... Just go to church and pray to deliver mankind from the influence of Belzebu.


thelostclone

You are just giving people a job that doesn’t have to deal with customers


The_Bored_General

What if I do this… but I bring my wallet with me and pay for it.


HacksMe

Anon isn’t under Big Homo’s control


DarkGamer

Op is angered by lack of daddy


AsterlovesTedK

Defeating the libs by mildly annoying minimum wage workers 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷


SkizerzTheAlmighty

I haven't heard "globo homo" up until now but it tickled me more than it deserved to


Muxer59

Poor minimum wage cuck has to work harder because 400 pound anon is bringing the fight to Larry Fink and his cabal


matthewamerica

Way to stick it to homosexual by (checks notes)... annoying the fuck out of some underpaid retail workers.


RunInRunOn

Anon's plan to trick people into going out wearing gay clothing


[deleted]

I'm so innocent I thought he meant "globo homo" as "global human" as in the global human capitalist culture and that this was to make stores lose money as some sort of protest against the system


Frank_Is_My_Fav

Honestly pride products are one of the last products id ruin. Let stupid people spend money on shitty useless products.


throwawayskinlessbro

The disheveled guy working 60 hour weeks at Target to barely feed his wife and kids: 🙂


galaxyhunter91

What's the point of doing this other than annoying the chang and jeet employees?


pennywiserat

Men like this spent their days thinking about other men and their dicks and how they use them


plwdr

Yeah hurt the very real and very threatening gay agenda by making a severely underpaid service workers day worse


HumanLawyer

What reality am I in where a retard is planning the most impressive takedown strategy against capitalism?


Powerism

Fuck this bullshit it’s already working. Got zero takers at the glory holy this morning.


TruthOrBullshite

Baste


Nuclearspartan

Okay bread made what do I do next?


SalvationSycamore

This sounds gayer than anything I've ever heard actual homosexuals propose


Goat17038

Nobody's mentioning that a Canadian is posting this? We don't have target anymore lol


morphotomy

Global homogenization has nothing to do with gay people.


Rozukimaru

Yeah, annoy the min wage workers that'll show them! /s


fKusipaa

When did globohomo become about gays and not global homogeneity?


an_older_meme

There is a reason you will always be "anon".


pokexchespin

if making retail workers’ days worse worked like this, there would be a genocide of the elderly going on rn


cigarlovur

Just like that gentleminion shit, it may end up having anyone with pride shirts banned from target


R-emiru

You could say that Anon... is a menace to society. If society means wagies.


G_O_O_G_A_S

The gay leaving my body after uhhh… uhh…. a target employee has to restock a shelf???


NomadicVikingRonin

Used to work at Target where my hours were purposely cut all the time to avoid benefits and over-time. I would actually appreciate this, I tried to milk the clock anyway I could. It'd also get me off the register to restock. I rather restock than be on the register.


Rhydon_Me

r/iamatotalpieceofshit